Constantia
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Joined 03-31-09, id: 1885582, Profile Updated: 04-01-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Once upon a time, I was sitting in a crummy Burger King waiting for someone to rescue me from the middle of nowhere when I suddenly had an idea for a fanfic. I quickly began jotting down quick notes for a tentative plot and next thing I knew I was writing Chapter One of my very first fanfic. I immediately turned to my friend, imperial violets, and suddenly Girls, Boys, and Edward Cullen was born. That is my story.

So, my very first story GBEC tells Jessica Stanley's story as she meets the Cullens for the first time. If you like spills, thrills, and seduction then you will love this!

The Chronicles of Closet Twihards is a series of one-shots written by the amazing imperial violets and myself. It recounts the adventures of Closet Twihards with special guest appearances by Rob Pattinson! (& all the episodes will be under 2500 words)

Thank you to everyone who has read and/or reviewed my stories!!

Okay, so here's the deal with GBEC right now. It has been ages since I have updated, I know. You see, I've been having trouble with this chapter. I've been having trouble since two chapters ago. I know what I want to do with the next chapter and the one after that but I seem to have hit a rather large and inconvenient speedbump where I am now. I will hopefully have time in the next little bit (finaly) to do some writting so I will try to get the next chapter out soon.

You can also find me (& imperial violets) on Twilighted.net.

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The Darkest of Fairy Tales by imperial violets reviews
A darker telling of Snow White and The Huntsman. The story with Queen Ravenna is insignificant to what the pair needs to battle in this one. Pure Evil is after her heart and will destroy her world and the one she's fallen for just to get it. OOC/AU. (This story has been removed as it is being rewritten as an original)
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White
Law of Superposition by imperial violets reviews
Nominated for a Twilight All Human Award! Aspiring Archaeologist, Edward Cullen gets into an adventure of a lifetime when he meets Bella Swan. Trouble ensues when Carlisle, Edward, and Bella become hunted and their lives are in danger at every turn. BXE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,179 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 4,846 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 8,549 - Follows: 5,174 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In My Power by Emilie Fauve reviews
Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes. 2009 Eddie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
The Chronicles of Closet Twihards: Episode I by imperial violets reviews
Episode I: Masturbating With Popsicles. A twihard. Robert Pattinson. The Vamp. Need we say more! Episode II now up! Find it in my stories. The Chronicles of Closet Twihards will return in Episode III: Searching for Bobby Dupea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
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Girls, Boys, and Edward Cullen reviews
Jessica Stanley is an ordinary girl in her freshman year at Forks High. What will happen when an extraordinary family moves to town? Join Jessica in her wild adventures in her vain attempt to seduce Edward Cullen! Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jessica, Edward
The Chronicles of Closet Twihards
A series of one-shots about Closet Twihards with guest appearances by RPattz! Includes sex, scandal, and secret missions!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,683 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
You Think You Know But You Have No Idea reviews
One-shot crackfic written for vjgm's Trust in Advertising contest. See what happens when Esme and Alice reminisce over Alice's old high school yearbooks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete