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Joined 03-31-09, id: 1885662, Profile Updated: 07-04-09

Hey yous! I'm a 25 year old night owl and I have an all out obsession with ff. When I started reading all these amazing stories, I really had no idea how much I would be affected and inspired by them. The humor is one of a kind ... I haven't laughed so hard in a long time... The drama and angst is written with such passion that I find myself thrown in every emotional direction in a matter of minutes while reading it... I certainly haven't cried as hard either... And the smut is the absolute best, hands friggin down, I've ever read.

These stories have encouraged me to start at least writing my thoughts down again... I used to stop what I was doing and write things down... or wake up and put down what I was thinking... and I haven't done that in a long time... I'm hoping I can start building on some of these thoughts I have and give a little back to this brilliant community of writers.

Love you all! Thanks bbs!

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Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 208,381 - Reviews: 4612 - Favs: 3,402 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5220 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20110 - Favs: 12,959 - Follows: 5,409 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14465 - Favs: 11,692 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6280 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 309,750 - Reviews: 5393 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14521 - Favs: 10,418 - Follows: 7,849 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6595 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,767 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11454 - Favs: 8,971 - Follows: 6,568 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under a Killing Moon by in-a-requiem reviews
Bella is a firecracker on a mission. Edward is a bored and brooding vamp. Add a big secret. Insert Volturi. Hold onto your seats for the plot twists. M for language and sexuality E/B AU OOC Canon Pairings. Nominated for Best AU WIP in the Indie Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,796 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5842 - Favs: 6,108 - Follows: 4,830 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5348 - Favs: 6,835 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11386 - Favs: 11,011 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'd Know You Anywhere by MaeCullen17 reviews
It's been 6 years since Edward left Bella in New Moon. She & Jacob are still friends but she starts to think that she wants more...until she sees someone from her past in a picture from opening night. I won't be continuing this story. My apologies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,227 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Again by jstarrh reviews
Bella and Edward have a past that she is desperately trying to move on from. Five years after they go their seperate ways they are reunited. Can she forgive the past to rekindle what they once had or is the past too painful to overcome?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,376 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
7 years to humanity by raok reviews
It has been 7 years since Edward left Bella in the woods. Now 24, Bella has grown into her own person and has moved on with her life in all facets. What happens when she lands up in the ER only to find that Edward has moved on too?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,822 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything But Conventional by kyla713 reviews
Edward Cullen is an Army brat, who has his entire life planned out perfectly, and can't wait to get out of this utterly dull town of Forks, WA. But then a whirlwind in the form of Bella Swan enters his life..AU/AH,some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,888 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5562 - Favs: 5,127 - Follows: 4,513 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Duck and Cover by dellaterra reviews
October 1962: the Cuban nuclear missile crisis. College students Edward & Bella are thinking about "waiting until they are married" when an air-raid siren shatters their innocence. AH/rated M for the Age of Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Music Lessons by locqua reviews
Music can be quite the aphrodisiac, even for vampires. When Edward shares his passion for classical music with Bella, they discover a whole new world together just weeks before their nuptials. Set at the beginning of Breaking Dawn. Twilight Indie Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beach Bodies by MaeCullen17 reviews
The entire Cullen crew go to Isle Esme to get away. What happens when Emmett's teasing goes too far? Not exactly a threesome,...but Emmett get's a little peap show. Lemons! Edward & Bella...with a little taste of Emmett. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lacrymosa: The Waterlogged Heart by Pink Ribbon Scars reviews
It was heavy, waterlogged from the near constant tears shed from his departure. The accrused thing needed to come out and back into the hands of the one it longed for. Edward. ExB. Vamp. Angst. A little OOC. Cannon pairings. First fanfic please be nice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Be Very Still by Amy J Writes reviews
My interpretation of that empty little white space on page 85 of Breaking Dawn... the wedding night. One-shot, Bella's POV. Rated a sexy but tasteful M, I think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 566 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
While The Boys Are Away by locqua reviews
Edward gets plenty of grief from his brothers about his upcoming wedding night. Now it's Bella's turn - Rosalie & Alice style! Rated M for very mature adult situations - you've been warned! Nominated for "Best Comedy" at the Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by karnythia reviews
Edward and Bella on their honeymoon. Smutty and rife with D/s oriented images.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,283 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete