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Before we get to the rest of the me portion of this... GUESS WHO WON 3RD place in the LEMON TART AWARDS??? That would be me!!! I am excited!!! I won 3rd for the Tequila Sunrise Awards, which is for the Best Sex Before Sunrise!!! So my avatar is now my award!!!!

I also drank the proverbial koolaid AKA Twitter... this is the link to me find me and follow me... you never know I could say something to change your life... I also forced my sister to join twitter as well (muwhahahahaw) this is the link to find her find us and stalk us around the cyber world.

Well hi. My name is Stephanie. There isn't really anything important to say about me. Let's see about me... hmmmm... okay I think I am ready now. *stands up and starts pacing*

Guess who is getting a divorce??? You can only take being beaten down for so long before you decide to fight back. I have 2 boys. Ayden is 7 and I think in his former life he was a member of the IRA. Corey is 12 and he is either going to be a politician or a dealer when he is older. Not quite sure on that yet. He discovered his first underarm hair and I told him that I would take a picture of it for him BUT plucked it out instead. He became very tweener after that. It was his own fault he put it RIGHT THERE. I like walks in the rain and I believe I used to like foreplay (haha can you become revirginated) but got over that one with the spawns. My favorite microorganism is an ameobia. I do believe that I will be in school until i am at least 96 maybe older. My goals in life are to hopefully never have bladder control issues and hopefully get that pedicure that I have been talking about since I was a fetus.

Okay enough about me... any more fantastical questions you may PM me, even though that sounds like an abbreviation for Pre-Menopause, but glad I am not to that point in my life yet. Most people would assume my age is older with the ages of my children... Secret I am 18 years 3 months and 1 day older than my oldest. Learned that lesson didn't I. LOL..


I am also pimpin' out my fucktastic BFF's stories let's get all of the links on here for her. The name of this fucktastic author is yo-diggity-yo-yo. Here are all of her stories and links to each individual one. Royally Dead is an amazing work filled with deities, ancient tales, and lemony goodness is the link to this awesome creation. Shanny's other ongoing story is titled Faeirly Dead is a funny story created during a drunken Hawaiian vacation that has Sookie being raised by Niall and to be betrothed to Eric full of funniness and shower scenes is the link. She also has 2 oneshots published one is called My Last Sunrise her other is titled Beautiful and Dirty Rich please check her out!!

Letting Go links for my stuff

My Banner for my story Letting Go was made by my fuckawesome twin sis, Shanny, or better known on FF as yo-diggity-yo-yo. So without further ado here is the link to the most amazing Banner in the history of FF SVM Banners...

Chapter 2 here is the link to Sookie's evening gown... let me just say that I looked for hours for the dress that I had in my mind, now look at it in that beautiful perspective

Chapter 4 here is the link to the Lifehouse song "Breathing" so that you can enjoy the dance between the two lovebirds ... it is a live performance so that it can be appreciated the way Eric and Sookie were able to hear it.

Chapter 5 here is the link to the Simon and Garfunkel song "The Sound of Silence" so that you can feel the same way as Sookie does when she listens to them sing just for her it is a live performance so you can see it the way Sookie sees it and hears it... remember they sang this specifically for her.

Chapter 9 here is the link to the Elisa song "Dancing" so that you can feel the enormity of what Sookie is feeling between her and the Viking during their intimate moment it is a live performance and a great ending moment between Sookie and Eric.

Chapter 12 had quite a few different items in it that need to be taken note of. There was a LARGE list of quotes hidden throughout the chapter. I want to make acknowledgment of those.

“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?’” by George Bernard Shaw

“Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And Today? Today is a gift. That’s why they call it the present.” by Babatunde Olatnje

“Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising EVERY time we fall.” by Confucius

“The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” by Martin Luther King Jr.

“Your life is your message to the world. Make it inspiring.” by Lorrin L. Lee

“Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.” by Scott Adams

"Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take couage - it can be delightful." by George Bernard Shaw

Also Shanny’s character goes on a rapping spree to aggravate Brad. She sings parts of two separate songs. The first is Eminem’s Love the Way You Lie. Here is the link to that one on YouTube The second is also by Eminem and is titled No Love. Here is that link on YouTube as well

Chapter 13’s title came from a Blue October song of the same name. The Sound of Pulling Heaven Down. Here is link of their lead singer Justin Furstenfeld singing it on a book tour that he was part of with Stephanie Meyer and her Breaking Dawn tour. Here is the link to this one, again on YouTube The title of the song is also repeated toward the end of the chapter describing what Eric thinks of hearing Sookie’s voice. There was also a line from Eric in this chapter that is directly from another one of Justin Furstenfeld’s compositions. The song is The Answers; the line is “An automatic steeple for depressed and lonely people.” Guess what? That’s right another YouTube link there ->

Chapter 14's title comes from a line of lyrics in a Blue October song titled Amazing. Also 92% of Eric's letter to Sookie in this chapter is also from the same song. You know I am a YouTube junkie. So you got it I am posting link on here for you so you can listen to it as well. this is a live concert video from their Argue With A Tree dvd tour.

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Faeirly Dead by yo-digitty-yo-yo reviews
A/U. Sookie was in the car when her parents were murdered by the Water Fae... but of course our telepath survived and has consequently lived very different life. Rating changed to M for language and possible future chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,835 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Royally Dead by yo-digitty-yo-yo reviews
Set after Dead and Gone. Sookie and Eric move on with life, but the politics of all three worlds get in thier way... lots of swearing, blood and citrus, just fyi. Complete!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,683 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead Ahead by Ann Madison reviews
Sookie attempts to cut all ties with the supernatural world and instead finds herself victim to international vampire politics. Spoilers for ALL books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,823 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sookie, Eric
Letting Go reviews
It is a retelling of the books after the Longshadow incident if Sookie hadn't have left with Bill. Sookie and Bill do not have a romantic relationship... lemony goodness, OOC, AU... not so uptight Sookie and of course it is full of the Viking
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,293 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie