Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, and Princess Diaries.
helloo :DD okayy , so my most recentt attempts at an even slightly normal profile page havee turned outt to make me sound likee either an angryy lesbian , or an overjoyful freakk ( both of which , i assure youu , i am nott . well at least not the first one ). anywayy , on with the pointt of this little heart to heart , i have basically given up on the whole ' normal ' profile and am just gonna leave it here , and maybe add more when i feel like it ? capiche ? right , well i dont know how to spell that , so i am going for the word that sounds like ' cah - peesh ' . okay , i'll quit freaking you outt now , and be quiet . well , stop typingg , but youu get my drift . probably . so , um , read my stories , reviews are muchh appreciatedd . rightt , byeeeeeeeeeeeee .
oh , andd i look like six in myy profile picture , which often happens when i smile , and when i do myy version of a 'sexy poutt' i just look like an idiott , so youu know , yeah .
also , kind of big , I'm taking a break from 'A New Dawn'. I know i suck at updating anyway, but it might not get another update for a while yet, as i'm kind of over the whole Edward/Bella thing. I will continue eventually though, because i don't think it's fair to just leave people hanging. So, once i've gotten over my little tantrum or mid-teen crisis, w/e youu wanna call it , and i've figuredd out where i want the storyy to go and how to get it there ( not a clue , at the momentt . i know , i suck big time . ) i will carry on as best i can. Sorryy to all readerss for the delayy , especially firekumori mage , whom is myy bestt reviewer and never failss to review a chapter, no matter how long it takes me to get it out (: so yeah, thanks :D
- ellen . aka , freak who's suckishh profile this is . ignore her and she might go away .
Series' i am mostt likely going to write about - Twilight ; original , i know . Princess Diaries ; no comment , i am sad . 1800 - where - r - you ; uhh , yeah . Confessions of Georgia Nicolson ; ...
Recommendationss - rightt , so i have quite a few favouritess . i'm not very pickyy when it comes to what i readd (: but myy favourite favouritess probably consist of ; (Bold; my opinion on thee fic )
A Laugh Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas by jenjen.davieees - Confessions of GN fic . Written so well, you would think it's actually Louise! Humorous, too (:
Away Laughing On A Shiny Volvo by allisonosity - Confessions / Twilight fic . Not updated muchh , but love it all thee same (: plus , i can hardlyy talk , i update like once every centuryy . makes me chuckle every time i read it.
Everlasting by StephenieMeyerWannaBe - Twilight fic . I've stuckk by this pretty much since it started , and the beginning can be a tad depressing , but there are some very cute fluffss later on. also , there's a brand new couple to feast your, uh, twilight-crazy-minds on.
Georgia Nicolson and the Goblet of PANTS! by Lunchkin - Confessions / Harry Potter fic . Again, not updated often , but very funny.
Giddy God's Pyjamas! I am a Redbottomed vampire! by xCraving-Cullenismx - Confessions / Twilight fic . same as shiny volvo , lovee it though (:
I thought you were by Only if you wish it. - Vampire Diaries fic . complete ! itss great :)
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 - Twilight fic . the banter in this is perfection. will make you laughh, and there's fluff too!
Missing You, Are You Missing Me? by VickyVicarious - 1800 - where - r- you fic . not updated muchh , still fab . i think she has one for each book thoughh , will check that outt soon (:
The Black Book by iwaslikejoe - Twilight fic . hi - freakin - larious :)
Why Do We Fall In Love? by BlackenedAngel - Harry Potter fic . malfoyy is one hott wizard in this (: quite depressing in later chapters.
All parodies by browniechadowes
i lovee all of them , and i can guarantee that you will too , so stop readingg this crap , and gett readingg that crap .
Random Obsessionss ( yeah , well i'm bored so w/e ) -
Mcvities Digestives ; i don't even know how youu spell them , but they're my one -cough- weakness ..
Tank topss ; i must own like , over fiftyy of these :DD
Gladiator sandals ; orgasmicc .
Ne-yo ; yeah , well my friendd took us to one of his concertss for her birthdayy , andd well , in short , i am now slightly obsessed . slightly , ahem. would you look at that , his album just happens to be playingg on my speakers . and youtube. weirdd , huh ? oh , also , turns outt , watching someone perform live , reallyy changes your uh , 'view' of them . hats are sexy . (:
the SUN ; yehh , not very healthyy .. plus , i live in englandd , so its kinda hardd to get enough of itt .
Favourite songss ( don't laugh at some of my choices ; haven't we already established i'm sad ?)
Okay, that didn't real work seeing as i have like a billion , and verging from Beyonce to Katy Perry to Maroon Five , so you know . Instead , i am going to make a montage of song words from said favourite songs (: basically , a big fat mess . but , how bout you entertain yourselves by guessing what songs they're from ? fun ? gay ? yes , yes , yes ! get them all , you can give yourself a hug. and look very cool doing so.
It's been seven hours and fifteen days, I still got a C. I drove for miles and miles, but when you call i'd never get that. It's this one thing that's got me tripping, the style of your hair, shape of your eyes and your nose. Someone like you and all you know and how you speak, i never really had a chance. Gonna camp in my sleeping bag, i'm not gonna move, turn up the collar of, my favourite winter coat, this wind is blowing my mind. Count to ten, take it in, you'll be a bitch because you can. If i die, would you come to my funeral?, meet me by the entrance of the tube. I wake up every evening with a big smile on my face, you know exactly how to touch. There's something underneath my bed, so please believe i said, he left the bloodstains on the carpet. I'm gonna burn it down, down, down, and i'd never confronted for it, because they'd stick up for me. I won't hesitate no more, no more, now you call me by my new last name. I'm just a little bit caught in the middle, your shadow weighs a ton, it's not enough to say that i miss you; just let me hold you. I want to lay like this forever, like a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare.
There youu go. Some are easier than others , but i will be impressed if you know them all. different songs are often seperated by commas or full stops or maybe a semi colon.. ooh!
well thatss it for me , for now . read my crappyy storiess (: cyaaaaaaaaa .