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Joined 04-01-09, id: 1886149, Profile Updated: 07-30-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, and Princess Diaries.

helloo :DD okayy , so my most recentt attempts at an even slightly normal profile page havee turned outt to make me sound likee either an angryy lesbian , or an overjoyful freakk ( both of which , i assure youu , i am nott . well at least not the first one ). anywayy , on with the pointt of this little heart to heart , i have basically given up on the whole ' normal ' profile and am just gonna leave it here , and maybe add more when i feel like it ? capiche ? right , well i dont know how to spell that , so i am going for the word that sounds like ' cah - peesh ' . okay , i'll quit freaking you outt now , and be quiet . well , stop typingg , but youu get my drift . probably . so , um , read my stories , reviews are muchh appreciatedd . rightt , byeeeeeeeeeeeee .

oh , andd i look like six in myy profile picture , which often happens when i smile , and when i do myy version of a 'sexy poutt' i just look like an idiott , so youu know , yeah .

also , kind of big , I'm taking a break from 'A New Dawn'. I know i suck at updating anyway, but it might not get another update for a while yet, as i'm kind of over the whole Edward/Bella thing. I will continue eventually though, because i don't think it's fair to just leave people hanging. So, once i've gotten over my little tantrum or mid-teen crisis, w/e youu wanna call it , and i've figuredd out where i want the storyy to go and how to get it there ( not a clue , at the momentt . i know , i suck big time . ) i will carry on as best i can. Sorryy to all readerss for the delayy , especially firekumori mage , whom is myy bestt reviewer and never failss to review a chapter, no matter how long it takes me to get it out (: so yeah, thanks :D

- ellen . aka , freak who's suckishh profile this is . ignore her and she might go away .

Series' i am mostt likely going to write about - Twilight ; original , i know . Princess Diaries ; no comment , i am sad . 1800 - where - r - you ; uhh , yeah . Confessions of Georgia Nicolson ; ...

Recommendationss - rightt , so i have quite a few favouritess . i'm not very pickyy when it comes to what i readd (: but myy favourite favouritess probably consist of ; (Bold; my opinion on thee fic )

A Laugh Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas by jenjen.davieees - Confessions of GN fic . Written so well, you would think it's actually Louise! Humorous, too (:
Away Laughing On A Shiny Volvo by allisonosity - Confessions / Twilight fic . Not updated muchh , but love it all thee same (: plus , i can hardlyy talk , i update like once every centuryy . makes me chuckle every time i read it.
Everlasting by StephenieMeyerWannaBe - Twilight fic . I've stuckk by this pretty much since it started , and the beginning can be a tad depressing , but there are some very cute fluffss later on. also , there's a brand new couple to feast your, uh, twilight-crazy-minds on.
Georgia Nicolson and the Goblet of PANTS! by Lunchkin - Confessions / Harry Potter fic . Again, not updated often , but very funny.
Giddy God's Pyjamas! I am a Redbottomed vampire! by xCraving-Cullenismx - Confessions / Twilight fic . same as shiny volvo , lovee it though (:
I thought you were by Only if you wish it. - Vampire Diaries fic . complete ! itss great :)
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 - Twilight fic . the banter in this is perfection. will make you laughh, and there's fluff too!
Missing You, Are You Missing Me? by VickyVicarious - 1800 - where - r- you fic . not updated muchh , still fab . i think she has one for each book thoughh , will check that outt soon (:
The Black Book by iwaslikejoe - Twilight fic . hi - freakin - larious :)
Why Do We Fall In Love? by BlackenedAngel - Harry Potter fic . malfoyy is one hott wizard in this (: quite depressing in later chapters.
All parodies by browniechadowes

i lovee all of them , and i can guarantee that you will too , so stop readingg this crap , and gett readingg that crap .

Random Obsessionss ( yeah , well i'm bored so w/e ) -
Mcvities Digestives ; i don't even know how youu spell them , but they're my one -cough- weakness ..
Tank topss ; i must own like , over fiftyy of these :DD
Gladiator sandals ; orgasmicc .
Ne-yo ; yeah , well my friendd took us to one of his concertss for her birthdayy , andd well , in short , i am now slightly obsessed . slightly , ahem. would you look at that , his album just happens to be playingg on my speakers . and youtube. weirdd , huh ? oh , also , turns outt , watching someone perform live , reallyy changes your uh , 'view' of them . hats are sexy . (:
the SUN ; yehh , not very healthyy .. plus , i live in englandd , so its kinda hardd to get enough of itt .

Favourite songss ( don't laugh at some of my choices ; haven't we already established i'm sad ?)
Okay, that didn't real work seeing as i have like a billion , and verging from Beyonce to Katy Perry to Maroon Five , so you know . Instead , i am going to make a montage of song words from said favourite songs (: basically , a big fat mess . but , how bout you entertain yourselves by guessing what songs they're from ? fun ? gay ? yes , yes , yes ! get them all , you can give yourself a hug. and look very cool doing so.
It's been seven hours and fifteen days, I still got a C. I drove for miles and miles, but when you call i'd never get that. It's this one thing that's got me tripping, the style of your hair, shape of your eyes and your nose. Someone like you and all you know and how you speak, i never really had a chance. Gonna camp in my sleeping bag, i'm not gonna move, turn up the collar of, my favourite winter coat, this wind is blowing my mind. Count to ten, take it in, you'll be a bitch because you can. If i die, would you come to my funeral?, meet me by the entrance of the tube. I wake up every evening with a big smile on my face, you know exactly how to touch. There's something underneath my bed, so please believe i said, he left the bloodstains on the carpet. I'm gonna burn it down, down, down, and i'd never confronted for it, because they'd stick up for me. I won't hesitate no more, no more, now you call me by my new last name. I'm just a little bit caught in the middle, your shadow weighs a ton, it's not enough to say that i miss you; just let me hold you. I want to lay like this forever, like a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare.

There youu go. Some are easier than others , but i will be impressed if you know them all. different songs are often seperated by commas or full stops or maybe a semi colon.. ooh!

well thatss it for me , for now . read my crappyy storiess (: cyaaaaaaaaa .

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5025 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Laugh is for Life, not just for Christmas by jenjen.davieees reviews
SEQUEL to "Crashing PANTS and Crushing Camels". DISCLAIMER: Everything recognisable is LR's. The Ace Gang help Gee get her Laugh back... but Dave seems to have ideas for this of his own. COMPLETE!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,100 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Missing You, Are You Missing Me? by VickyVicarious reviews
Fifth - and final - book in my TGIL series. Rob's POV of "Missing You". Contains dialogue from book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Rob W., Jess M.
Georgia Nicolson and the Goblet of PANTS! by Rictusemprax reviews
When Georgia Nicolson receives her late-term admission letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, her world is turned upside down - will she finally have to actually *gasp* grow up!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Georgia N., Dave
NeverEnding Night by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
What would happen if Bella never jumped off the cliff in new moon? She saw Laurent in the woods and the wolves failed to save her? Its been 120 years and both Edward and Bella have returned to Forks, unaware either one is there... what lies ahead? CANNON
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Why Do We Fall In Love? by BlackenedAngel reviews
Ginny has finally gotten over Harry. But sooner then she expects, she finds a new man of interest...someone she is totally shocked to find haunting her thoughts. D/G fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,368 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Edward & Bella by mystery-girl93 reviews
Set after new moon sort of..cute stories with Edward and Bella and what they get up to Some romance and comfort/hurt..read and tell me what you think! Starts a little slow, lot's of twists and turns. Not one for TeamJacob ..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,181 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giddy God's Pajamas! I am a Red Bottomed Vampire! by RiverIsWild reviews
Gee is once again on the Rack of Luuurve and the rack is about to get EVEN MORE CROWDED! Will she be able to choose between her Italian Cakey and Dave the Tart? Will the bakery get in a new stock? Set after SITNOP! Georgia/Twilight Crossover!
Crossover - Confessions of Georgia Nicolson & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Close Your Eyes by mandcullenx reviews
Bella Swan committs suicide.. only, she doesn't. She attempts suicide and is taken to the hospital when Charlie finds her. Edward is a nurse at the hospital and is there when she wakes up. Will he be able to find the real Bella that everyone once knew?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Everlasting by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
When Edward leaves Bella he runs to Alaska. What happens when Bella's friends decide to take her the same place? And what is wrong with Bella? And who's Damien& what's with the riddle? Pure romance. Angst. Mystery. Suspense. And HUGE SURPRISES. NO SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 112,247 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Belong With Me by AmethystOrthia reviews
Bella has been friends and next door neighbours with Edward since they were little. Edward is dating Tanya. Will shy, introverted Bella pluck up the courage to share her feelings? Throw Jacob and whole lot of others in the mix. Drama is inevitable. A/H.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Aurora by AimeexLauren reviews
DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.I sucked in a deep breath and closed my eyes. Maybe if I wished long and hard this nightmare would end."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
One for all, and all for PANTS! by Potential Misfit reviews
This is a Twilight Georgia Nicolson fanfic. Will be from Bella, Alice, and Edward POV. WILL BE UPDATED REGULARLY! Short chapters. ON HIATUS. Message me if you want to take it over.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
Not What I Expected At All by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Charlie and Renee send Bella to her grandmas in England after Edward left. instead of bringing peace, the people that left her show up and her life it turned upside down. What if the reason Edward left- to keep Bella human- was irrelevant. She never was!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,234 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Everything Happens for a Reason by Storyteller xx reviews
Everything happens for a reason. And when fate happens, look for the good in it, as it is there. That is the quote typical teenager Bella Swan toys with as the day from hell unravels itself. So what good can from fom the day desgined in hell.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella
Spring Break With Edward Cullen by linalollinarotic reviews
In New Moon Bella mentions having the best Spring break ever. But what exactly happened during that time? This story unfolds all the lovely time Bella gets to spend with the Cullens . . . one particular Cullen, especially.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,566 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Down A Crooked Path by Inthemadhouse reviews
Companion to "Bless the Broken Roads." You know Jasper wasn't nearly as thrilled about it all as Carlisle was. Not only is he stuck with a weird leader, he has 5 new siblings to worry about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,012 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
I Thought You Were by Only If You Wish It reviews
Elena decides she isn't really in love with Stefan and seeks Damon. How will Stefan take this new information? Is it too late for her to go to Damon? Is it too late to admit that he was perfect for her? That he was right all along about him and her?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,317 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Princess Diaries ten continuation by adorationofbooks reviews
Something I started to write when the tenth princess diaries excerpt came out. My first fanfiction. Please review.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,455 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
Accidentally Changing Bliss by Jenshu7 reviews
Bella has a dream that leads her to find some really good books, the Twilight Saga. And she goes searching to find out if they're really true. PG-13, AU crazy, canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,569 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Away Laughing on a Shiny Volvo by Vision in Blue reviews
Georgia and Jas manage to sneak off on a bus in Hamburger-a-gogo-land. Instead of New York City, however… they end up in Forks, Washington. Georgia Nicolson/Twilight crossover.
Crossover - Confessions of Georgia Nicolson & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/26/2009
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Eleven Minutes In Heaven reviews
The eleventh book in the Princess diaries series! Just continuing the story after the tenth book.. what does the future hold for Mia and Michael?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
Diary Entry reviews
Just a quick one-shot that was an English homework thing , and i thought i'd upload it. Angel has just told tess he doesn't love her anymore when he finds out about the rape . based on 1998 film version , not the book . might add more later .
Tess of the D'Urbervilles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
A New Dawn reviews
Sorta Twilight prequel . Bella's mom is killed by vampires . She moves to forks, and meets the Cullens .. but are they the only vampires in town? suckish summaryy , Bella a little OOC .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,979 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward