Irenella Courmett
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Joined 04-01-09, id: 1886758, Profile Updated: 02-05-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Irenella Courmett is the collaboration of CRASH HALE and COURT HALE

A complete collection of all our stories can be found HERE

Note From Crash Hale - Two questions I frequently receive in my inbox are about my graphics and permission to have my stories translated. Please read this before messaging me about them. I always use the latest version of Adobe Photoshop. It's something that comes with skill and passion, it's not a magical website. Ha! I wish. I do not have time to be a banner maker for others. Also I'm sorry but the answer is no to having my stories translated. I have my reasons. I hope you understand.

We'd like to thank betas obsessedmom and jkane180 for all their help.

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Bright Fire by Crash Hale reviews
Emmett's family was the highest of the high in this town, and mine was the lowest of the low. So why now? Why was the tall and charming Emmett Cullen asking me out? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,274 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Later by Crash Hale reviews
Emmett finally mans up and asks Alice out on their first date. Having already developed a strong friendship, they are ready for the next step, but that's not so easy with Emmett's three year old daughter craving their attention. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
House of Candy by Crash Hale reviews
Did the evil witch lure little Alice to her house of candy? Did Edward dream it all up? Or is he seriously insane, sleeping with the woman who took his child's soul in order to remain young and beautiful? Who's soul will she take next? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Second Time Around by Crash Hale reviews
Isabella Swan takes a chance in trying something she's always been interested in. Jasper Whitlock gets some advice from a much younger woman. And Emmett Masen falls in love for the first, and second, time. See how it all ties together. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Undead Life by Crash Hale reviews
Vampire Edward Cullen is addicted to turning beautiful females, but is never satisfied with them for very long. Meet his longest running obsession; a lovely shy brunette with big brown eyes and unreadable thoughts named Bella Swan. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Third Woman Outtakes by Crash Hale reviews
Outtakes from my E/B story The Third Woman. A look into the past and other character point of views. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
The Third Woman by Crash Hale reviews
Edward and his daughter Ivy move to New York City when he is offered a job there. He can't find a nanny he is comfortable with caring for his child, and Ivy is set on Bella; a young woman he falls for at first sight. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,584 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Started in an Alleyway by Crash Hale reviews
Slightly clumsy Bella Swan meets a mysterious Edward Masen while on her way home from work one night. Follow along as she falls in love with the man she met in a cold and dark alleyway. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scarred by courthale reviews
Bella Swan and her bother Emmett have to move back to Forks with their dad after a fire killed their mother and step-father. Bella was left with emotional and physical scars and is trying to be brave for her brother. What happens when they meet 4 friends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,786 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maybe by Crash Hale reviews
Bella falls pregnant with her boss' child, a man old enough to be her father. He treats her differently after finding out about the pregnancy. He isn't the wonderful man she always thought he was. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella - Complete
With You, I'm Me by Crash Hale reviews
Rosalie, daughter of the wealthiest man in Forks, finds work at 'Black Mechanics'. Jacob finds himself falling for the female version of himself. They find love and comfort in one another, and won't let anything stand in their way. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,178 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
You and Me by courthale reviews
Jasper and Bella. Rose and Jake. Emmett and Alice. Edward and Angela. These four couples each earn a chapter in this series of non canon one shots. Watch as Bella and Jasper unknowingly bring these lovers together. It really is a small world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella
My Brother's Wife by Crash Hale reviews
Emmett has always been in love with his brother's wife Bella. Now that Edward has passed, what will become of Emmett and Bella, and how will they put their lives back together after losing Edward? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,549 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Before You by courthale reviews
ON HOLD! The prequel to Fast and Hard. Ever wonder how Miss Bella and her boss Mr. Cullen got to where they were that day in his office? Well, this is the story. Emmett is Bella's boss. Let's see how they deal with a mutual attraction. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Never Forgotten by courthale reviews
SEQUEL TO TEACHING ME TEACHING YOU! Read that first! Bella and Edward's story continues as the break up that left them both devastated years ago is trying to be mended. Bella is now a student at NYU and runs into the love of her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,017 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Southern Comfort by courthale reviews
Emmett and Bella have been friends all their lives. Growing up in a small Mississippi town they have been inseparable. What if feelings grew, as did they? What if you wanted your best friend as your lover? Would they want you too? One shot with lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Thinking Of You by courthale reviews
One Shot "It’s been 3 years since he left. He was the one I thought I would spend my life with. The one I gave my all to." Edward never came back in New Moon and Bella tries to move on with Jake. She deals with her loss through song.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taboo by courthale reviews
Edward is in a chart-topping band and Bella is his publicist. All human, normal pairings, with pretty much the same personalities as the twilight counter parts. Being continued by kuntrygal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teaching Me Teaching You by courthale reviews
Bella Swan just got a job at Forks high school. She moved back a few months earlier and found the man of her dreams. But she doesn't know him like she thought. And will find him in the last place she expected. first fanfic give it a chance LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,679 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Unlike You reviews
Sequel to Just Like You. Follow Emmett and Bella's growing family and read about the challenges along the way. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,596 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Emmett, Bella
Just Like You reviews
Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,194 - Reviews: 2747 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Moments reviews
Jasper is the married man and famous musician. Sometimes the temptation that comes with fame becomes too much. But what happens when temptation turns into something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
My Guy, My Girls reviews
Bella and her son move to Forks for a fresh start. Emmett is a widower with three daughters of his own. Their lives intertwine when Emmett becomes her son's peewee football coach. How will their new relationship affect the children? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,693 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Your Best Kept Secret reviews
Emmett owns a bar and Bella is a journalist looking for the right story. Can she find it at McCarty's? Or will she find something else? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete