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Saving Bella Misc by mynxi reviews
Side shots, outtakes, and miscellaneous crap from Saving Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/19/2010
Adore by She Isn't Here reviews
SEQUEL to Menage. Happily ever after isn't as easy as they had hoped. Warnings in chapter one. Jas/B/Ed/Em.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,890 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
There's no such thing as too much PB&J! by moore8879 reviews
Bella, Peter and Jasper together. Complete summary inside. Graphic Language and Adult Situations. Lemons in the future. Human and Vampire pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,903 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Peter
Paradigm Shift by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
Bella's life as a Cullen was near perfect. But what happens when Jasper and Bella return from three days away and find that everything they knew, everything that was has been changed forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,648 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Peer Pressure by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Alice helps Bella find a way to seduce Edward. It just takes an ice pack, some bad decisions, a little help from her friends, and a hot cast iron skillet for wild Edward to get tamed by Bella. Repost - new beta'd version
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 112,595 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? Note: Animate Me was pulled on 3/23/12 Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11446 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For All Eternity by Zoya Zalan reviews
All of the Cullens are married to one another by virtue of coven tradition, a premise first introduced in the story First Night. This is an exploration of this unique coven dynamic, told from C's & B's POV. Carlisle/Bella included, but not exclusive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,198 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
First Night by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Letting Go of Maybe by Weebble reviews
Bella is a good student that minds her own business, and Emmett is finally starting his career as a teacher. Unfortunately, when their paths cross, they're forced to face truths they're not ready for. AH, AU, BxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,895 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dark Moon by Seph7 reviews
After Bella's near death experience at the hands James, Edward's guilt overwhelmes him, and he leaves, insisting she will be safer without him. His family are left behind to pick up the pieces, but will Bella survive the heartbreak? Nominated for an HRA!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,782 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Spontaneous Combustion by GemmaLisax reviews
Bella has always watched them, wanted them. But she never thought that she would ever actually have them. ALL of them. This was born out of some twitter fuckery and many pics of nekkid firemen. Lemons/Perving/Smut. 18 readers only, please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,484 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bella
The Big E by MsEerieChastain reviews
Frustrated at being denied by Edward one too many times, Bella decides it's time to take matters into her own hands. Find out what happens when Emmett drops in to dispense advice and offers a helping hand. One-Shot. AU / Mature, over 18 only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Dirty Daddy C by MsEerieChastain reviews
Yes, it's back! Though Bella belongs to Jasper, Carlisle can't help but allow his imagination to...wander...when it comes to his sassy, sultry daughter-in-law. See two salacious outtakes from the mind of "Sassafrass Junction"'s Carlisle Cullen. Over 18!Tx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Repudiation by Mortissues reviews
Love, lust and denial are a volatile mix. The best of intentions can sometimes produce the most painful of results. And what you try to suppress can sometimes explode in everyone's faces.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 117,574 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Bella, Garrett - Complete
Bella Whitlock, HBIC by MsEerieChastain reviews
Sequel to Sassafrass Junction, highly recommend you read that first! With the Volturi vanquished, Bella and Jasper are ready for the next phase of their lives together. Get ready for Democracy and asskickings, Whitlock-style. AU/OOC Mature, Over 18 only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,456 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Path of Providence by lissylouwho reviews
After years of death and destruction at Maria's side, Jasper escapes with Peter. Together they wandered through the South for decades, roaming from place to place. One night in Phoenix, Jasper has a life-altering experience. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,386 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Soul to Keep by TG81 reviews
"What if I can give you everything you've ever wanted?" It's an exchange of sorts. All of Bella's dreams can come true, but at what cost, and more importantly, is it worth it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,105 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7048 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 4,024 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9468 - Favs: 8,250 - Follows: 6,161 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crashing Head On by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Tempers flare and personalities clash as Bella cares for an injured Emmett, but does that hate translate into love? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,916 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Mood Ring by lifelesslyndsey reviews
When there is nothing left for Bella, she decided she wants out. Standing in front of the white house, razor blade in hand, she says good bye the only way she can think of. A bloody good bye. But who cut's there wrists at a vampires house?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,117 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5607 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Hummer by mabarberella reviews
Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
As It Should Be by FrogQueenLaurel reviews
After the family falls apart, Jasper and Bella make a life together. They ask Emmett to join them in that life. LEMONS & SLASH J/B/EM COMPLETE. Watch for future sequel!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,105 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10352 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clementines by Nachos4Children reviews
Bella hasn't had much luck in the love department. Will that luck change when she goes to college and runs into the handsome Dr. Carlisle Cullen? AH/AU OOC Non-canon. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,575 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Path To My Soul by cullen818 reviews
Jasper leaves the Cullens and rejoins Peter and Char, but unforeseen circumstances bring him back to Forks. Will he be able to pick up the pieces of his life and find happiness? What does Bella have to do with all of this? PART II NOW POSTING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,543 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Baby Steps by Lipsmacked reviews
Edward takes some advice from Emmett with sexy results. Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn **Chapter 9 Added 01/25**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,984 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Rosalie's Baby by Mortissues reviews
Romantically you dream of who will save you from your agony, care enough to return for the one left behind. Truly I must be cursed . . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 120,774 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5187 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consent to Release by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Emmett is a software programmer and Bella's a cop- how do things switch up when they're in the bedroom? Lessons and sexing and hot lovin' oh my! AH/AU/OOC/BDSM. Now being continued as a full story. Geek/Dommett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,708 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Time Will Tell by December Jinx reviews
The Cullens left Bella, but she holds herself together. Jasper returns to her, asking for forgiveness and her help. Alice is not well, and he needs Bella to go back in time with him to help her. Will Bella find love with a different Cullen? B/Em, J/A, E/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 231,370 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 172,427 - Reviews: 10308 - Favs: 9,153 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9135 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Pax by Mortissues reviews
Part Three of The Whitlock Saga. It seems that Happy Ever After is a competition. Can the Whitlocks win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 49 - Words: 102,926 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 3997 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Long Road to Ruin by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jasper would know that beautiful brunette anywhere; she saved his life when he was little. That was why he was so surprised to see her in Forks...that, and the fact that she hadn't aged since the day they met. JasperBella, vamp AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,178 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
The Subtle Grace of Gravity by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Set in NM. Jacob is the last straw - Bella leaves Forks. Victoria finally makes her move. Tortured, broken and dying, Bella is left to meet her end, but instead finds her salvation. Gravity does strange things and pulls odd people together. Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,274 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Beyond The Broken Scars by December.LeNoir reviews
3 years ago Edward Cullen broke off all connections with Bella and left Forks with his entire family. Now Bella is at University, having banished the memories.But when an unexpected guest arrives at MIT she finds herself reunited with desire & desolation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 222,476 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
When I Said Forever by vinesonwroughtironbars reviews
Esme divorces Carlisle. Edward leaves Bella. 8 years later Bella is in Seattle and publishing a book about her past. Carlisle and his family move to Seattle. Will the pair have their happily ever after? Or will those from the past get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 214,209 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13249 - Favs: 7,902 - Follows: 5,876 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7041 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watching Them Grow by shelbyforeverlovely93 reviews
Bella and Edward are pregnant not the typical story Was Cullen Crazies
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Pieces Of Me by lifelesslyndsey reviews
He was confused, man. Who was this human? "What the f*ck would I want with you're little f*cking human pet anyway. I don't play with my food before I eat it. Why the f*ck did you bring her here?" He spat. Little did he know, Bella would be his salvation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,853 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Play Dirty by love of escapism reviews
My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,135 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ultionis by Mortissues reviews
Part Two of The Whitlock Saga. Decisions have consequences and so do loose ends. The Whitlocks fight for the things they love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 45 - Words: 93,901 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Take This Heart by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
Bella's life is a constant choice between bad and worse until she moves to Forks and meets the one man who can ease her burdens. But trust doesn't always come easily, especially when life has taught you that you're safer on your own. M for abuse and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 395,836 - Reviews: 4067 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Keep You Safe by twolipps reviews
Brilliant scientist Bella McCarty has been receiving life threatening letters: Some one wants her dead. Jasper Whitlock is determined to do anything to keep her safe. A/H OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 228,440 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When Opportunity Knocks by Piebald46 reviews
Bella and the Cullen's go out to celebrate Edward and Bella's upcoming wedding. When Edward decides not to go, Carlisle will take his place. OOC & lemons. A 9,000 word One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Only At Night by trampvamp reviews
A lonely introverted Bella works and attends school, but at night, well, she's a different person all together until Jasper rides into her world. He's no white knight in shining armour but he may be just what she needs. AUH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,169 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Moment Changes Everything by heavyinfinity reviews
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 240,643 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Never knew it could be like this by Beneath The Vagrant Alpha reviews
Jasper meets Bella and has an instant connection with her. He takes her to go live with him. Bella knows that she feels something for Jasper but has no idea what it is. Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,861 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8784 - Favs: 5,391 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Changes by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Alice never found Jasper but never stopped looking. Edward never came back after Bella's first day at Forks High. Away at college, Bella drunkenly stumbles across the Major and her life is turned upside down. AU. Whitlocks, Cullens, and Wolves, Oh My!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,223 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Said and done by ICMezzo reviews
Graduate students Edward and Jasper feel the connection, but is it enough to overcome their differences? EdwardxJasper slash, human/vampire love. RATED M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,077 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Unexpected Happiness by Hawkesey reviews
Eighteen years have passed since the events of Breaking Dawn. The Cullen's have just moved back to Forks, and Bella is taken ill. The only problem? Vampires don't get ill! What's wrong with her? All shall be revealed in Unexpected Happiness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,892 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You are, The Only Exception by Holly1980 reviews
What if Carlisle had never changed Edward or Esme, which would have resulted in never changing Rosalie or Emmett? What if when Bella came to Forks, it was him that she wanted? AU Bella/Carlisle M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,113 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Sassafrass Junction by MsEerieChastain reviews
Twice burned, three times as heartbroken. Bella left Forks and returned to Phoenix to start again. Jasper walks into a bar to find a familiar face. He can't believe his eyes, but he likes what they see. Ditto Bella. Mature content, over 18 only, thx!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,334 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,511 - Reviews: 3753 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You Were Mine All Along by Piebald46 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon and the rest of the Cullen's stay behind. Bella struggles with her growing feelings for Carlisle, and tries to be supportive for him after Esme leaves. Cannon couples, aside from Carlisle/Bella. M rating in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 118,375 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Lost Girl's Redemption by donielle nash reviews
Vamp/Hum. Edward left Bella 2 years ago, and life will never be the same for the Cullens but they're getting through it. ON Edward's bday, Emmett and Jasper get him a stripper as a joke, but the familiar stripper, however- isnt laughing at all.BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Last Lonely Cullen by Demon13 reviews
The only mateless vampire in his coven, Edward spends his days wandering the Earth searching for his soulmate. Carlisle thinks he's found her for him in the form of the Chief's daughter. Will Edward and Bella find a way to love one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Loving Awakenings by Butterfly Betty reviews
Bella and Alice have been friends with benefits for ten years. When they meet Edward and Jasper, they find their missing peices. How will their families deal with their relationships? MA E/B, A/J, B/J, A/E, A/B, E/J, E/B/A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 105,445 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Twice Bitten : The SortOfSequel to OBTS by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Very short sequel for OBTS written for NCChris and LadyMiaF who ganged up on me and maybe begged a little. It's not actually a part of the story, more like a What If They Suddenly Remembered. So, believe it as part of the story or not, either way is fine
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4542 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by lifelesslyndsey reviews
Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,391 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Dream by Twilight Addict 3 reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn. One-shot! Renesmee wakes up in the middle of the night because of a bad dream and wants her Daddy. Cuteness! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Insomniacs: Games Night by Nbeg reviews
Spending Halloween with the Cullens... What could be better? Prepare for Games Night: vampire style! Post Eclipse. Sequel to Whatserrname's Insomniacs:Hide and Seek. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4535 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide and Drink by Savage7289 reviews
Bella's blood was just too tempting to be ignored. While Edward drags her around the world, barely keeping a step ahead of his frantic family, Bella battles the monster for possession of the gentler vampire inside her captor. Rated M-violence/Mature theme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 256,652 - Reviews: 6413 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Yes Project by justaskalice reviews
A Fandom Gives Back oneshot for Legna989. Bella is sick of her lackluster love life, and Alice has the perfect solution.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wanted by Anadabyel reviews
Bella discovers after a wild night with old friends that she has been lied to for years. She must heal herself from the betrayals, but once she does will she be able to help her friends as well? OOC/AU/AH Lots of lemons/adult language. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,485 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Eternity Games by Tamilya reviews
James wasn't the only one who liked to play games. When Victoria catches up with Bella after the Cullens leave, she starts her own unique game of cat & mouse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,579 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5320 - Favs: 6,728 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Changing Lives by ineedcoffee reviews
Five years have passed since Edward left Bella in the woods. Both Bella and the Cullens' have experienced great tragedy since they last saw each other, but what happens when they meet again and what is the meaning of the prophecy? Bella OOC. BxJas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,617 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Road Trip by 7AsPiRiNgAuThOr7 reviews
Ever wonder what a road trip with Emmett,Rosalie,Alice,Jasper,Edward,and Bella would be like? Well then quench your curiosity!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pieces by SydneyAlice reviews
IndieTwiFic Award Winner for Best New Moon Story - Edward leaves his heart behind and embarks on a journey full of solitude and regret. He finds solace when Bella begins to haunt his daydreams. Edward's lost months in NM.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Long, Tall, Texan by BamaBabe reviews
Bella is going to grad school in Texas and her friends decide to join her. Little do they know that she has an agenda of her own. AH, non-canon. BellaxJasper OOC M for future chapters & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,651 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Changes by atinaej reviews
Three months after Edward leaves, Carlisle realizes that leaving Bella destroyed their family and he decides to return to Forks. AU, non-cannon. A CarlisleXBella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 128,661 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unknown Saviors by Jaspers Sex Kitten reviews
Bella Swan meets Alice Cullen, @ the University of Washington. Alice has seen Bella before in a vision. Can they save her from the vile Mike Newton before it is too late? Team Jasper story! Rated M for strong language, sexual and physical abuse. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,075 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Halloween After Hours by vampgirl18 reviews
My submissions for Breath-Of-twilight's fun holiday countdowns! Vampire Edward and Vixen Bella get it on in the office on Halloween, then have some Christmas fun! AU,Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing on the Side by bmango reviews
Bella has resigned herself to her life and the rule of "nothing on the side" imposed by her boss. Can any man accept her for who she is and not what she does? Entry for the Lyrical Melodrama Story Contest. AH, OOC, BxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,982 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Take advantage of my Drunken State by donielle nash reviews
.."Lets get you upstairs." he said with a seductive smile. He took me upstairs to a dark room, and laid me on the bed. The last thing I remembered b4 I collapsed was him unzipping my pants.EXB VAMP/HUMAN. I dont own Twilight. Sm does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Surrogate Love by shwriteme reviews
Bella is a sexual therapist with unusual methods. When she goes on sabbatical to write a book, Dr. Hale calls in a favor and sends her a new patient. Bella must put aside her training and follow her instincts to help Edward overcome his difficulties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,230 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Unbreakable Road by MaitresseSaint reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I'll Be Home For Christmas by snshyne reviews
2/S. Bella anxiously awaits the arrival of Edward to return home for Christmas from his first semester in college. Cheesy Christmas fun and lemony goodness. E/B,OOC,AH,AU, High School setting. Originally a o/s for Countdown to Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give and Get by Anadabyel reviews
Bella has just started her doctoral program when she meets two handsome strangers in her new night class. The attraction to them is undeniable, she decides to throw caution to the wind and meet up with Edward and Jasper who have a secret.OOC/VampHuman/Ply
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 59,018 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wish It Was Christmas Today by vampgirl18 reviews
Companion to 'Halloween After Hours'. Vixen Bella jingles vampire Edward's balls. AU, Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moments With Esme by Cocoa987 reviews
Esme, while we were on your Island, we kind of- we kind of broke your bed." "10 Tips for Aruging with Parents" "Emmett, we are not adding a tower." "I hate high school. Really." Little moments of the Cullen kids with Esme. Hilarity and love ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Esme
Anchorage is for Lovers by NCChris reviews
What if Bella didn't fall apart when Edward left her in New Moon? What if she grieved and moved on with her human life? Five years later, she runs into one of the vampires from her past. Will one of the Cullens become more than a friend? AU. Emmett/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,633 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
There's Hope in the Darkness by KristineMcCarty reviews
A heartbroken Bella flings herself into a relationship with Jacob after Edward leaves. Three years later, she's living a dangerously precarious life. Her daily ambition simply to avoid being the target of Jacob's fury. Full Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,138 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
First Blush by DJWMom reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edwards Perspective
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,066 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not all Wounds are Healed by Time by irishgirl686 reviews
So, this takes place after Edward says his goodbye in New Moon. He allows one other person to see Bella before the Cullens leave, and it's Carlisle. Story continues from there. enjoy and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 79,533 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Getting Better by LoveNotesAndLies reviews
Once Edward left, Bella found drugs. After being kicked out of Charlie's house & her friends' house, she moved into the Cullen's old place. Of course they came back. BxE. M for drug use, sexual references & language. Bella OOC. 130 FAV's!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,681 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5637 - Favs: 8,983 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Gripping Surprise by Lacy Stewart reviews
Emmett surprises Bella. Will her life ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Who knew college could be so much fun by megibeth reviews
What happens if Bella never got pregent or changed. All about her first years of her marrage to edward and life at Dartmouth. FIRST FANFICTION, PLEASE Please please reveiw. RATED M FOR SOME LEMONS. USSUAL PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,026 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hi, my name is Bella! And I'm a drug addict by donielle nash reviews
LSD, Cocaine, Weed, Heroine. Anything I could get my hands on. And now, I find myself, sitting in a lobby, awaiting drug treatment from the very man who caused it all. BXE VAmp/ HUMAN. not like the other bella drug stories. Trust!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Chances by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Camping Trip to Remember by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Bella and the Cullens are going on a big camping trip for two weeks. But that's not even the best part! Jacob is going with them! Funny! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rebellion by heart496 reviews
Edward left Bella two months ago. Charlie sends her to a prep school in Seattle to help her. Not only does Bella learn that she will be going to school with the Cullen’s again, but she will be bunking with one as well.BxE.AU. TEMP HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Save me by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
ONE-SHOT. "If you ever touch her again..." He sneered. "I will kill you." As we left through the front door, I looked back at the guy who was ruining my life.....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Sun by RacheLuvMe reviews
Bella Swan is the princess of France and is engaged to Edward Cullen, the prince of England. They have never met. When Bella goes to live with the royal family, she'll discover something that she shouldn't. Rated T just in case!finally finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,919 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Power by Marie Alice Brandon Cullen reviews
ALL HUMAN. The girls are college roommates and plan to have a sleepover to celebrate finals. They get threatening letters and phone calls but dissmiss them. Little did they know the stalkers are about to turn their whole world upsidedown. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,543 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
No Sleep for the Wicked by justaskalice reviews
Bella has been with Jacob for four years and everyone thinks they have the perfect relationship. Their friends and family expect an engagement any day, but Bella is having second thoughts. A story about old love, new love, and friendship. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,382 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Valentine by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
As St Valentine's day approuches Edward is loking forward to treating Bella. But when Edward and his siblings go hunting for two days, Bella starts getting misteriuos love notes. i first they don't seem so bad, but what happens when they become scary?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,463 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But you have her by donielle nash reviews
I was just his maid and suddenly, I became so much more. The fairy tale I'd always imagined, with the Prince I never expected. BxE Vamp/Human. DRAma! DRAMa! and werewolves baby! werewolves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,164 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
New and Improved, my Love by coco786 reviews
First fan fic! Edward leaves for a second time not knowing what he left behind. 50 years later they're all back at a new and improved Forks High. Only the Cullens think she's a descendant of Bella's. Give it a shot! its better than it sounds! ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till The Kids Drive Us Insane by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt five kids. Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper and Edward. They both learn that parenting is never easy. Set when all five of them are just eight years old. Very funny! Please review.! Story is better than summary.!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Emmett's Birthday by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
It is Emmett's birthday and Bella doesn't know what to get him. So she gives him her. She is his servant for 24 hours. Nothihng can go wrong right. Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Insomniacs: Hide And Seek by Whatserrname reviews
The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,203 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening by 911turbowriter reviews
Bella finally has her perfect forever...but as we all know Bella can't stay safe for long...The unoffical fifth book in The Twilight Series. Filled with love, laughter, hard times,the volturi,shopping with Alice, and Emmett's teasing. Bella's POV. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,079 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen's rules by LittleClipper reviews
When Carlisle and Esme leave town for a few days and Renesmee is at charlies, the cullen teens decide to play truth or dare! what horrible truths will be disovered and what deadly dares will they be put up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
What They Do Upstairs Is A Secret by donielle nash reviews
One-Shot. Edward hears Emmett And Bella upstairs. What is actually going on? His mind races at a million miles a minute until Curiosity gets the best of him, and he takes a look.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward - Complete
Your Best Kept Secret by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett owns a bar and Bella is a journalist looking for the right story. Can she find it at McCarty's? Or will she find something else? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Fresh Start by millie84 reviews
COMPLETE! Not long after Edward left Bella, she decided she wasn’t going to hurt anymore, she decides to move on with her life. She moves to NYC and meets someone new! When the Cullens find her will she let them back in her life? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feels Like Home by btvsna reviews
Alice saw a vision of Jasper before they met. She waited for the love of her life for twenty years. My entry for the Peenaters Alice/Jasper Smut Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
New Experiences by Forevertwilight05 reviews
Edward and Bella decide to visit their meadow since her change.Alot has changed since they've been. Edward is determined for her to have new experiences...what kind does she have in mind? And we all know Emmett has to something to say about that! EXB Lem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,141 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Disruption by silly.bella17 reviews
The Vampire Kingdom has new rulers. The Hale sisters; taking down the royal guard in the 1800’s they began a new era of vampires in Europe. The Hale sisters; Isabella, Mary Alice and Rosalie are known for their beauty and powers, but most of all their....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
But The Lie Is Fading by AlinaLotus reviews
Bella lies to them all; to her family, to her would-be friends. But most especially, Bella lies to herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Be Somebody by WandererReturn reviews
Bella is in need of a place where she can escape her life for a few days, when she meets her best friend Alice's brother, she finds more than an escape, but a unexpected sanctuary. Does her safe haven need it as much as she does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Hundred Years Of Longing by love of escapism reviews
Bella has not seen him in 100 years, she felt that should make it easier but it didn’t. But now she didn’t have a choice. Yes he left her all those years ago and yes he thought she was dead but she couldn’t not tell him that his family were in trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,959 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
El helado by Mariale Sparkies reviews
Bella aprende por las malas que no debe pasarle la lengua a una cuchara congelada. ¡One shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,941 - Follows: 5,468 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
A sick vampire? by SullixD reviews
REWROTE FRIST 2 CHAPTERS, CHAPTER 3 COMING SOON! Aww, Edward is sick and Bella finally gets the opportunity to care for him. There is a more pronounced story line and fluff coming later. Please review if you want the story to continue!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009
Christmas with the Cullens by theyHAUNTme reviews
With Charlie out of town for the Christmas break, Bella spends the holiday with the Cullen family. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,323 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
His Point of View by krm0205 reviews
This starts where Midnight Sun ends....I do not own any of the characters or any of Stephenie Meyer's wonderful world for that matter, however I included all of the conversations from Twilight that Edward was present for to make this seem realistic. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Valentine's Day by Chrissy G reviews
Edward plans a very big surprise for Bella on Valentine's Day. Little does he know, Bella has a big surprise planned for him as well. Great minds think alike! Rated for later romance. WARNING! May contain spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Bella Can't Deal With Normalcy by Ebb reviews
Edward never comes back in New moon, and Bella eventually marries Mike. Four years later, Edward is back. Previously, I was asked for more foreplay. I did my best… Guaranteed PROOFREAD/GRAMMAR CHECKED. VERY mature EDWARD/BELLA. Warning: infidelity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sin With A Smile by AlinaLotus reviews
Alice is a demon, is sin incarnate. Bella's about to find out that evil never felt so good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
DEAR EDWARD by Caisele reviews
Dear Edward. I’m not sure if you’re aware, but you’re not supposed to end up with Bella… Oneshot. If you’ve got no sense of humor, DON’T READ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PDA: It's Better if You Don't by SigningOff reviews
Rule number one: Public Displays of Affection are strictly taboo. Rule number two: Ignore rule number one. Arrgh! I spy lemons ahead!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett and the Volvo by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Post BD, possible spoilers! Follow-up to "Emmett and the Marshmallow." What exactly DID Emmett do to Edward's Volvo that resulted in his DS ban? What's with the strange noises in the garage?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Emmett Cullen and the Marshmallow by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn, possible spoilers! Nessie's at home, and getting hungry. But Emmett's the only one at home who can cook edible food. What happens when she learns of Emmett's fear of......*gasp* marshmallows?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Black Hole by AlinaLotus reviews
Bella can't control what she feels for Alice. And she isn't sure she wants to.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
One step in the right direction by CSSNDRSTN reviews
We all know how Emmett and Rosalie met all those year ago, but we've only heard Emmett's version, and he was unconscious and lost a lot of blood.. Can he really be trusted? This is Rosalie's version. "For My Valentine" Contest Entry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
The Ultimate Survival Guide by Jammeke reviews
Trying to keep a specific person alive is much more troublesome than Edward would have believed. But that's probably just because it's Bella. To what lenghts would he go to keep her out of harm's way? You are about to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
NO! Not winnie the pooh! by nattycullen reviews
Rosalie and Emmett decide to take Renesmee hunting but when Emmett chooses his pray...Renesmee isn't that happy...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
I'm pregnant Horray! Groan by AnmlLvr reviews
Bella's pregnant with Edward's baby. What will they do? What about the rest of the Cullens? Sumary sucks, but great story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,288 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Wish by Corvis Greenleaf reviews
Written for the Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Challenge. Co-written with Perpetual Lurker. What do you get a vampire that you don't know all that well? AU/OOC BxE, mwahaha.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Experiments by WinndSinger reviews
Edward becomes horribly sick and weak, and a strange doctor arrives to save him. Is he really trying to save him, or is there another reason he's so interested in Edward ?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,883 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Secret by sugarhigh123 reviews
Bella has been in her room for days, and Edward is determined to find out why. A humor fic. Oneshot. Parody of the quote "The Forbidden Fruit tastes the sweetest". Much funnier than it sounds, I promise. Definitely not what you think it is, if you guess.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Trick or Treat Sweetheart by amgglekim reviews
An example for amgglekim's Halloween Contest*A fluffy treat for Halloween. What happens when Bella and Alice plan a special surprise for Edward? How does that work when his birthday is in June? There's something special this month that he doesn't remember
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
I Broke My Angel by edwardanthonycullenlover reviews
one-shot. . .After new moon before Eclipse, While Bella sleeps Edward finds a folder of things Bella wrote when he was gone. DEPRESSING
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getaway by vjd reviews
Set at end of Eclipse Bella is desperate for alone time with Edward. They have had little time together with planning the wedding, and avoiding further dangers. She arranges for the perfect minivacation. Will Edward go along? What will happen? R&R PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heartache by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
What was Alice doing up in the attic while Bella was pregnant with Nessie?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Burn Beautiful by kajibot reviews
After Bella is turned, a million problems arise. The werewolves are furious, Victoria is still thirsty for revenge, and suddenly, Edward and Bella's relationship takes an unexpected turn, bringing them somewhere neither of them have gone before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,673 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Pizza by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett realizes just how important Edward is to Bella. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Stunted Romance by Phantress reviews
Edward decides that late is better than never when it comes to Valentine's Day. Pure fluff! Am considering writing a second chapter - you decide! Do read and review! :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coffee Fix by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Emmett is entrusted to take care of Bella whilst Edward, Alice, Jasper and Rosalie are out hunting. Esme and Carlisle are on one of their many honeymoons. You know what this spells...T-R-O-U-B-L-E! ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting over it by kittkatt123 reviews
This the sequel to my other story, Bella is raped! Bella struggles with not being able to forget what happened to her, and Edward tries to help her get better in any way that he can, but it makes him more overprotective. Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,246 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,413 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This is My Beloved Son, in Whom I Am Well Pleased by Minisinoo reviews
Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Help by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella is Raped! by kittkatt123 reviews
Bella is raped by Jacob and starts to cut her wrist, but then Edward finds her with blood on her arm on the bathroom floor. Rape is NOT LEMONY read and review... NOT LEMONY.... This story goes out to my BFF Rosanna I love you! Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
My Dumbo by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changes by vjd reviews
SEQUEL to Old Friends, New Enemies & The Monster Within. The Cullen's move to Denali, but thier time there is anything but peaceful. With a wedding, old friends, and Victoria still at large things are anything but perfect for Edward and Bella. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,015 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
The Holly Jolly Cullens by librina reviews
Bella celebrates Christmas with the Cullens. What could go wrong? humor BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The Monster Within by vjd reviews
AU: What if Edward could not control himself and went to Bella's that day after school? What if thier relationship started with Bella being a vampire not a human? Takes place after Chapter One in Twilight. Review plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Old Friends, New Enemies by vjd reviews
SEQUEL TO THE MONSTER WITHIN Bella encounters an old friend while walking in the forest. Who will she meet and what will the consequences be?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,892 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityKilledTheSquirrel reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 166 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
An Angel For Edward by ouiplanete reviews
[Sequel to A Thousand Pains] After longing for his love, who's life was cut short Edward Cullen has finally been able to find her once again. Yet fate will not let them live their happily ever after...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,891 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Monster by LovelyPriestess reviews
[COMPLETE] Esme’s past included an abusive husband… What if that 'husband' had been unknowingly turned into a vampire, and he’s come back, more than seventy years later, to reclaim his wife? After all, they were never 'properly' divorced. [E x C][B x E]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,499 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Hair Cut by Saiyachick reviews
Once you are changed into a vampire, you are reborn with the hair style you formally had. Alice pesters Bella about her hair. Oneshot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Pains by ouiplanete reviews
After a thousand years Edward Cullen still mourns for Isabella Swan... But then a human girl appears in his life that shakes his very foundation... Edward, then, learns that the power of love can over come everything...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,604 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
A New Bella by Silence is Silver reviews
You Know the story Edward leaves and Bella gets turned into a vampire. Well in my story Bella gets turmed and she is one of the most powerful vampires in the world. She is differant. She is no longer the weak Bella,When the Cullen family meets her again!p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete