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Joined 04-02-09, id: 1887344, Profile Updated: 05-27-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

My name is Melissa, I'm over 10 and under 20. I have currently started three stories on fanfiction, my first is called And it all Started in the Bathroom. It's a light story that's good if you're bored and you want something to do. The second is Just Another Pretty Boy, which is more angsty and deep. The last is D.N.O. (Drunk Night Out), and is under a different account name called melANDkel. It's a story about a dumped-by-Jake Bella who goes out with Alice to have some drunk fun and meets you-know-who. Pretty please read them and let me know what you think in a review! I live in Georgia in the U.S.A. Check out my favorite stories and authors, they're great! I have to give a special shout out to my sister and best friend their pen names are PrettyFanGirl (sister) and TeeHee123 (best friend). They have some awesome stories on fanfiction that you have to check out.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Name: Melissa

Nickname(s): Melkel, or just Mel
Age: also not important
Birthday: 09-25-*cough* (Why do you people so desperately want to know my age?!! Just leave me alone!)
Birthplace: Atlanta, Ga
Current Location: Ga
Eye Color: greenish hazel. It differs
Hair Color: Edward's preffered color :)
Height: 5'something, 5'6 maybe?
Weight: So nosy! Gosh! What the hale?!
Lefty or Righty Right, cause I'm always right
Zodiac Sign: lebra, all about the balance, babe
What Do You Drive: what car? When did I get a car?
Screenname:Melkel (didn't you already know that?)

--Favorites--

Color: blue and green

Number: 3,4,7,8,

Band: I don't know. I just don't know.
Music Genre: Pop. And rap. Don't hate me.
TV Show: Glee (awesome), Monk (awesome), Psych (awesome), and White Collar (awesome) . I'm also looking forward to the show New Girl that's coming on Fox this Fall.

Movie: All Twilight and Harry Potter movies are the best. I also like The Last Song, and a bunch of others. I love most movies I watch. I can't think of any right now though. The one just happened to pop into my head. Oh! Thought of more! The Blind Side, Easy A... a ton more. Date Night!
Actor: Taylor Lautner... Teehee... please don't kill me tonight (or any other night, who else would you fantasise about Edward with? Your mom?) :) (I am team Edward but also team Taylor Lautner... so hot) Also the fiancee of the oldest daughter from It's Complicated. He's hilarious in that movie. I also I actually think Robert Pattinson is a really good actor, contrary to most.
Actress: Sandra Bullock, Emma Stone...i don't know
Kind of Movie: Romance, comedy, and I've recently started to like scary movies... when it's broad daylight out side.

Cartoon: Scooby Doo? (lol, I use to have a crush on Scooby- yes the dog- but hey, I was in kindergarten)
Sport: Soccer, I love it
Fast Food Restaurant: Chick-fil-A all the way (that rhymed)
Food: Almost anything Japanse, Chinese, or Italien... if I could eat those three things all the time, I would weigh 500 pounds, no joke
Ice Cream: chocolate, vanilla (DON'T BE SO VANILLA!- SORRY I DON'T EVEN REMEBER WHERE I GOT THAT FROM. Discclaimer to wherever I got it from.I don't own it.),Dulce De leche (I sound so french, or is it Spanish?), things with peanut butter, anything Haiggendazs or Ben and Jerrys (yup- sorry if I spelled Haggendazs wrong)
Cereal: R-e-e-s-e-s Reeses Puffs! Reeses Puffs! Peant Butter Chocolate Flavor!
Candy: Reeses, butterfingers, pretty much anything semi sour or really sweet (ooohh... gummy worms- they're awesome)
Drink: Coke and Dr. Pepper
Alcoholic Beverage: What? No Mom, I don't see any of that stuff around here... heh heeh... heh
Quote: I may find one later, don't feel like it right now I watched part of Spiderman earlier today and the grandma said something like "It's water over the dam or under the bridge or whereever you like it." I really liked that one.

--Do You--. Have any siblings: Yup, my big sis, PrettyFanGirl- check her out (no, not literally to all those hormone-ridden boys) I have a dismemberer, and there's no way I know how to use it

Have any pets: one very lazy cat... Sunlight Goldstar Crookshanks (long story...)
Have a job: No, but I want one.
Have a cellphone: Yes! Yeah! :)
Have any special talents or skills: I play the viola, I'm smart, I have a great personality, the list goes on and on really. jk. lol.
Have any fears: The dark. Don't tell anyone. Shhhh!
Have a bedtime: Sometimes
Sing in the shower: All the time

Want to go to college: Who doesn't?
Get along with your parents: Yes and no, also don't want to talk about it.
Have any piercings: Just one in each of my ears :)
Have any tattoos: Nope- they scare me(no offense to anyone who does have them)
Smoke: Never will
Drink: Nope
Do Drugs: NEVER WILL

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: I don't know what it feels like to be in love, so I guess not
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: Never had one, unless that one crazy night in pre school counts. lol.
Are you single: Yup.
Are you in a relationship: Doesn't that last question sum that up? Or am I missing something?
Do you have a crush on someone: Sadly, yes.
Ever been dumped: Nope
Ever dumped someone: Nope. I think this thing is just trying to rub all this in my face.

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Both
Black or White:Racist. lol just kidding! I had to go there.

Lights On or Lights Off: depends, but usually on. LIke I said, don't like the dark. And no, I DON'T have a night light
TV or Movie: Movie
Car or Truck: Cars all the way!
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: rap (sorry mom)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Once again, both
French Toast or French Fries: Both? I love all these things! Why must they make these life-altering questions so difficult!?!
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries, I don't really like blueberries
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies. (Who chooses muffins? Really?)
Winter Break or Spring Break: Winter break is longer, and I get Christmas presents, but I love spring... can I pick both again?
Hugs or Kisses: Hugs... unless it's a hot boy. ;)

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place:Yes, I have occasionally. My mom likes to do that among other things to try and embarrass me and my sister but it doesn't really affect me anymore
Smiled for no reason: Absolutely, laughing too. It's a normalcy for me.
Laughed so hard you cried: All the time... and often for no reason

Talked to someone you don't know: Who doesn't? Ever heard of public places, like the movie theatre, or grocery store? Gasp.
Drank alcohol: No

Done drugs: Nope

Partied 'til the sun came up: Do sleep overs count? Not actual parties though.

Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No way!
Been convicted of a crime: Once again, No way!
Been in a wreck: Once, yeah.
Been out of the country: Sadly no. I've never even been on a plane!

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: I beg your pardon?
Ever TP'd someone's house: No
Ever egged someone's house: No
How many languages do you speak: English and 4 years of French. Bonjour! Wow. I'm so proud of myself. Look how far those 4 years have made me come. So proud.
Who do you compare yourself to: People? (No, my cat, I really try to be more like her. Don't be alarmed it I suddenly like to drink milk out of a bowl on the floor)

Ever regret anything: All the time. Constantly.

Do you like being tickled: NO! I'M TICKLISH! DON'T EVEN POKE ME! I HAVE A BASE BALL BAT SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE! I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS, BUT I CAN FIND IT FOR YOU. (actually, I'm not sure we have a base ball bat. I suddenly have a strange urge to sing that peanut butter and jelly song. :) )

What are your goals: No idea
Are your fingers tired: No, typing doen't hurt, writing does though. I actually have a mark on my middle finger where the pencil got mad at me for writing so much.
Are you tired of this survey: No, I LOVE surveys. (Does that mean I'm shallow?)
Are you happy: I don't know. I just don't know.


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Sheilia Buff. Lol, there's this guy in my French class that looks exactly like Buff to me- except he's black. Haha. (I've updates since then, so this one doesn't count, buit I think I should leave it. That kid isn't in my French class anymore and it makes me sad. He's one of the funniest people ever. Complete jerk though. Aren't most people?

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Right here sitting my lazy butt in front of the computer

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Reeses

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No? That is a WEIRD question

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Um... my dad just asked me why I didn't eat the cherries. I said I didn't like cherries. He asked me if I wanted more grapes. I said no. He asked me if I wanted more apple slices. I said not. I have such an interesting life. (This is an old one too but I like it.)

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

dulce du leche. So, caramel. But I aslo love Ben and Jerry and Haagen daz.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

root beer

10, Do you like your wallet?

actually i don't have one

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Fruit. I feel so healthy. (blah that's an old one too. I like that one better. I'm now eating ice cream.)

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

yeah, well, I guess it's technically this week. Last Friday I got a new bathing suit and black workout shorts.

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Superbowl. I only watched it for the commercials thoguh, and got bored after the first fourth or so of it. I liked the car commercial with the rich guys in jail. Hilarious. (This is ALSO an old response but it still applies. Sad really. Oh! On the day before the last day of school a couple days ago I watched some really H-O-T many men in my grade play football. It was schmexy. Which brings me to the football uniform for my wschool this year. It makes me drool and melt. In football season, they wore their shirts every Friday. Friday became my fav day at the weel. lol jk. It's Saturday not Friday. But anyways when they were playing football, one of them had a huge rip in his shirt (about a third of it was gone). I later found out that it was because he had a hole in it and he decided he'd rather have half of it missing than a hole in it. :) I had a crush on him in fifth grade. Look at me now. Still obsessing. I don't like him anymore though. Oh! Later that day I was staring at him and one of his friends passed by and apparently I had a weird look on my face because the guy passing turned to see what I was looking at and the practically topless guy was the onyl thing behind him. So yeah another hot guy knows that I was staring at his hot friend. But whatever.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Regular, carmel, salty, cinamon& sugar, butter, pretty much anything

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Uh... TeeHee123

16, Ever go camping?

Yes, but I haven't been in years

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

No, sorry

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Every other Sunday

19, Do you have a tan?

Yes, people hate me because I tan instead of burning and I tan easily

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Can I have both again? (I'm such a pig) I think I prefer Chinese though. And my mom has started getting take out! Hurray! I use to almost never get it and I've had it like five times this month. Ugh that makes me sound really bad. Give me a break. I just had some fruit. Raise your hand if you can say you've honestly had fruit today. Yeah, that's right. I don't see any hands raised other than mine. (I actually raised my hand.) (This is an old response too, but AGAIN, I liked it.)

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

If I HAVE a straw on me

22, What did your last text message say?

I don't remember. I see a survey stalker in training here. Who cares what my last text said? I doubt you do, unless you're a stalker like this survey here.

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Nothing! Cause it's summer! Suck on that b*tch!

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Glee on Demand on my dad's tv

26, What color is your watch?

What watch?

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The Outback restaurant commercials and The Crocodile Hunter

28, What is your birthstone?

Sapphire

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive through. I hate going in unless I get to play on the playground with TeeHee123

30, What is your favorite number?

4, 7, and 8

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

...my mommy. Ugh I have no life.

32 any plans today?

No, I have no life. (lol! For question 31, I just put "Ugh I have no life, Then I looked at 32 and saw that for my last time I updated I also put that I had no life. So I'm going to leave the same response for 32 too.)

33, How many states have you lived in?

one

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

boredom

35, Last song listened to?

Dancing Queen performed by Glee

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

no

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No, I wish

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Tennis shoes. I know. I'm still getting the test results back on whether or not I'm a girl.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Not any that I can think of.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

not that I know of

41, Do you love anyone?

Don't think so

42, Do any of your friends have children?

None that I know about

43, What do you usually do during the day?

school. blagh!

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Dislike, yes. Hate? No.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Hi. Hey. Bonour. The assortment of hellos

46, What color is your car?

a pretty, dark blue

47, Do you like cats?

Yes, as I have a cat

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

No, I'm not smart enough to type and think at the same time. lol.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yup. In Atlanta. The Goliath and Superman are my favorites. But one time, Superman got stuck for literally 10 minutes (I know, 10 whole minutes!) while I was with TeeHee123 and it hurt like Hale since everyone was in a flying position and it puts a strain on your neck and back. Ouch. Atleast we weren't in the middle of the ride or something.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I have one on the back of my right calf, here's the story- it's kinda long: A long time ago, in a far away land, when I was about four years old, I thought it would be a great idea to take my Aunt Judy's 100 pound dog on a walk around the house on her leash. She was a puppy, and very hyper. She thought it would be a good idea to run around me, effectively tying me up in her leash, which ended up with one sad four-year-old, but now one very proud scar holder. Basically I got wicked rug burn, only from a leash. Not as macho as the scar looks. It's pretty big but it's nearly faded! I don't want it to! Wasn't that a long story? (notice how I'm trying to make it longer right now)


1. FIRST NAME: Melissa

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, but I am semi named after the song Sweet Melissa. I'm related to it a lot, but I'm not really sure if I was actually named after it or not. In fact, when we were playing a name game in seventh grade, my S.S. teacher whipped out his guitar and sang it to me when he found out my name. Not sure whether I thought it was funny or mortifying. I think more mortifying, but now I would see it as funny.

3. SIBLING NAMES: PrettyFanGirl

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I've cried a lot recently... I think the last time was a couple weeks ago when I was just overwelmed.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? It depends on how I am looking at them and how I feel at the time.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? fried chicken. I know it's not really a lunch meat but I don't like that packaged kind that you put on sandwiches and I don't eat pork, beef, or turkey.

7. KIDS? No preggo for me

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I think so. I really don't think we'd be close though. Wow. `

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Maybe.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yup, I sure do.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? TOTALLY! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! (WHY NOT THROW IN SKY DIVING WHILE I'M AT IT?)

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? reeses puffs. my mom doesnt let me have them though. My dad does. She has this no chocolate for breakfast rule, but I'm allowed to have left over chocolate cake and chocolate protein bars and pretty much anything chocolate that isn't cereal. Weird, right?

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Not unless I have to I don't.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Kinda sorta. (old answer from almost a year ago.) New answer: No! We had extended home room a couple weeks ago cause we had to take a test and we arm wrestled and ALL of my friends beat me. Granted, two of them were boys, but still! All of my friends in my home room are creepy strong. Like the hulk without the green.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

this is the second time this thing has asked me that question. I refuse to answer.

17. SHOE SIZE? eight and a half in tennis shoes. It depends on the type of shoe though.

18. RED OR PINK? red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I think I'm way too shy and self-consious most of the time

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my bff TeeHee123 who has attended a different school than me for four years. :(We've been bff's for 6 years!! It doesn't feel like it's been that long at all.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? I really don't care. Do what ever your little heart desires...

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? no shoes, I'm in my home people, and the black shorts I said I got earlier this week in the survey.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? like i said, ice cream

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the credits/outtakes of Transformers. I LOVE the mom in that movie! She cracks me up so much! Especially in the second one. Usually I don't like "guy" movies, but I love Transformers. Me and my sister liuke to yell "guy" things as they happen in the movie. For example, an explosion happens (which is basically the whole movie) and we yell "Explosion!" "Dirt explosion" "hot girls" "Cars", and so on. It's fun. I also saw The Eagle in the movies at a party recently. It was awesome. And I want to lick Channing Tatum...Apparently I come off as really sweet cause one of my semi close friends said. "YOu know, at the beginning of the movie, I was thinking I bet MelKel hates this movie! But then I thought, No, I bet this will release her inner bad a*!" And I did love the movie. (Lol ANOTHER ANOTHER old answer, but I again again like it)

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue? I don't know. Maybe yellow

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Vanilla, chocolate, pancakes, good food, just abunch of random stuff

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Ugh! Again. it was my mom. Forget about it. Don't rub it in.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? I think their overall physique. Ya know? LIke their whole appearance, not one specific thing.

29. FAVORITE DRINK? Coke, Dr. Pepper, and good juice.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Soccer.

32. EYE COLOR? green or hazel.

33. HAT SIZE? Adult? I wasn't aware there were sizes. I guess average.

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope.

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Italian, Chinese, and Japanese.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy ending are the best.

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? The Eagle. Channing was very yummy in that. ;)

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Jeans are the best. Now that it's summer shorts are my best friend though.

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. I loathe the cold. Unless I'm like just sitting in my house. Then I'd rather have to bundle up then strip down.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs. Most of the time.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Pretty much everything.

(Survey from EclipseoftheTwilightMoon's profile)

(sung to the tune of "I'm a barbie Girl")

I'm a gummy bear, in a gummy world

I'm so gummy, it's all yummy!

You can eat me up, and then throw me up!

don't speak Malayasian, ain't no skittle invasion!

(created by MelKel & TeeHee123) ha ha so funny.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 108,560 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Washed Away by Emotion Masen reviews
I wasn't like most rich men. I didn't toss my money around. I enjoyed my privacy, my peace and ing famous, privacy was the most priceless thing I could posses. So I owned a little remote island. No one other than family and my housekeeper were allowed here. That was until a beautiful woman washed up on my beach with no memory of her identity. (Drabble Fic!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 205 - Words: 89,950 - Reviews: 5629 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Romance by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. Bella is the New Girl. Edward is the school bad boy, with the rumours and reputation to match. Is any of it true? Will Edward's bet wreck everything he didn't even know he wanted? Street races, parties, piercings and a motorbike equals romance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,417 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19368 - Favs: 8,583 - Follows: 6,615 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12318 - Favs: 7,669 - Follows: 6,199 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14909 - Favs: 9,423 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If only by twilight rules xx reviews
I mean other then the fact he’s a human in a gods body, he’s also smart as in straight A’s, captain of the basketball team oh and did I mention humble. It’s like he was placed on earth just to tease the whole female population... Edward Cullen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,712 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
In Love And War by KittyTylz reviews
Young mob Prince. I'm ruthless, powerful, good looking and wealthy. At times women die for me, literally. How hard can it be getting one teenager to fall in love with me? Apparently, impossible... She's spirited. Her mind works backwards. And I can't get her out of my head! They said 'all's fair…' They lied. Now I'm playing dirty. And I'm keeping her. AH/AU Mobward/Possessiveward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,505 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bella, Edward
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 5763 - Favs: 4,376 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lost Cause by bonnysammy reviews
A woman awakes in a forest. She is lost, alone and has practically no memory. Three members of the Cullen family find her and take her to their home. But everything is not as it appears, especially not with the girl. ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,409 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20126 - Favs: 11,777 - Follows: 6,924 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revenge Is the Sweetest Thing by bethviolet reviews
Bella was driven out of her hometown at the age of 16 by the Cullen's.she's back, a model and she's ready to give them a piece of their own medicine See how Bella learns that revenge isn't always the sweetest thing especially when your the recipient of it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,659 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Belong Together by Orchid Child reviews
His eyes have been dark with obsession since she left him, scared of their eternity. He's chased her since. Four years later their paths cross again. This time he won't let go, he'll have his forever even if it means chasing her through Seattle to do so. Nothing will stand in his way, he won't stop until they say, "I do." Obsession makes us crazy. AU New Moon. Darkward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tangled Up In Blue by TxBirdie reviews
Edward Cullen is looking for inspiration to write THE American novel. Bella Swan is looking for inspiration, any inspiration, to pull her from her doldrums existence. But what they find in each other, neither of them could have expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 147,354 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
La Dolce Vita: Hollywood Living by johnnyboy7 reviews
What happens when newly divorced, mother of one, Bella meets mega movie star Edward dealing with a full life of his own? Can they make their love work in the crazy town called Hollywood? All Human, Canon Pairings, some OCC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,778 - Reviews: 3492 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 11898 - Favs: 6,082 - Follows: 4,225 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4643 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
Agent in Love by xXTwilightLover159Xx reviews
Isabella Marie Swan, Mary Alice Swan, and Rosalie Kate Swan are three sisters who work undercover for the CIA. They are assigned to mission impossible. Are they going to be able to save the life of three brothers or will the most powerful mob, Voultri, kill them all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,747 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Inheritance by twilightluver001 reviews
Money. Respect. NYC. Edward Cullen had them all, being the grandson of Elizabeth Cullen. When out of nowhere came in Bella Swan, who saved Gran's life, his life began to go downhill. Now he was in danger of losing his most prized possession: his legacy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14610 - Favs: 10,562 - Follows: 7,870 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All The Right Moves by laughdancebelieve reviews
He's the player. She's the dancer. When Bella arrives at her new school she quickly finds out it's like no other. But what happens when two totally different people are forced together? This would be something they would never forget... ALL-HUMAN COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,647 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hunted by archer24 reviews
Edward is a writer in search of inspiration for his next set of novels. It's only when he meets a bounty hunter by the name of Bella that he finds it. Determined to make her his muse, he decides to follow her around...whether she likes it or not. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4721 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Dont Have to Hide by hippiehappy reviews
Bella believes in the simple things. She works hard, lives alone, does her best to get by. What happens when she meets the stunning Edward Cullen-while trapped in an elevator? Its Hollywood meets hometown. What can they teach each other about love?AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,842 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boys of Fall by Cullen Confection reviews
"They didn't let just anybody in that club, To get to wear those game day jerseys down the hall, Kings of the school, We're the boys of fall." The guys are HS football players while Edward dreams of his future that includes more than football. AH Can OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,133 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7146 - Favs: 5,397 - Follows: 4,080 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Going To Make You Love Me by bethviolet reviews
Bella Swan is without a doubt in love with her friends brother. The only problem? He's completely oblivious. Or so she thinks. Her plan? To make him fall in love with her. But the pair soon find out sneeking around is a little more fun. laughs ensured. ON TEMP HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5451 - Favs: 6,565 - Follows: 5,206 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3637 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Star Was Born by bethviolet reviews
Edward Cullen, hottest Hollywood actor can get any girl he wants. Too bad the one girl he does want, he turns into a bubling and rambling idiot whenever she's near. actorward lives! ON TEMP HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22922 - Favs: 14,263 - Follows: 10,646 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8148 - Favs: 8,224 - Follows: 8,429 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Timeless To Me by Poetique reviews
Bella thinks she's tripped again, but she's done much more than that. With only a wallet full of money from 2005 and her memories, she discovers her new setting: Chicago in 1917, where the Spanish influenza is on rise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
The Love Of Your Life by BellaWinchester-x reviews
Bella and her best friends are in Senior Year, and they make a pact to make it the most memorable year ever. Little do they know that it's the small things that change lives.. like admitting that they're all in love. All human. Normal pairings. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,627 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7063 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12371 - Favs: 9,441 - Follows: 4,180 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17586 - Favs: 10,032 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through the Flames by SparklingTwilight reviews
One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 200,140 - Reviews: 7503 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 4,853 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4341 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Playing God and the Vampire of the Odd by dreaminspired reviews
We were killing the planet. So the Volturi ordered death for most of mankind. I expected Edward to take my life when we first met, not guard over it. It was the beginning of many shocking events. Post-apocalyptic tale; full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Stranger by EmbryLuvR32 reviews
Edward is forced into a very known mafia clan, that he doesn't want any part of. What happens when his dad, the leader of the mafia, orders him to kidnap Forks' daughter of chief police: Bella Swan. What happens when that turns into a protection? Or love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
Twilght: Edward's Story by mrs.cullen22 reviews
Twilight from Edward's POV. Now revised and complete! BxE goodness of course :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,535 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stow Away by hippiehappy reviews
Edward Cullen and his family are activist protectors of dangerous arctic whale waters on a ship called The Guardian. Edward is bound to his cause, but always alone. What happens when a mysterious and troubled, brown eyed stow away changes everything? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,918 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Being Normal by Sab0511 reviews
Special Agent Bella Swan is shot in the shoulder, and forced to return home to Forks for the duration of her recovery, the thing is she's seventeen. Enter Edward, the guy who has liked her since they first meet. One thing- Trouble will always find Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,330 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Born Again by WeLoveEdwardCullen reviews
Bella Swan was always bullied by Edward Cullen and his 'popular crowd'. When Renee and Charlie get a divorce, Renee drags Bella to Florida, away from them and her best friend Alice. Now she's back, she's sassier and she's sexier. All Human. Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,011 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Bella gets adopted by Reg's pen reviews
Bella at the age of 3 gets in a car accident and searches for help. She knocks on the door of the only house she can find. Edward is the one to answer to the door. The Cullen's end up adopting Bella. This is the story of Bella growing up. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Two Weeks by Jana reviews
AU - Waylon Forge was dead, my parents were leaving town to tend to the funeral, and I was being shipped off to stay with the Cullens for two weeks. Residing with the most reclusive family on the west coast was bound to be an experience I'd never forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,933 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Roadmap to Irritation by Mk Marie reviews
Three super hot but annoying guys, one cramped car, 3,000 miles of open highway, and me, Bella Swan... No good can come from this. All human. OOC. Read if you liked truck-napper!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Paul
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15835 - Favs: 7,059 - Follows: 3,249 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Car Jumping by chalk and cheese and jam reviews
Charlie arrested Marcus for murder, resulting in his 17 year old daughter; Bella being kidnapped and held hostage by Edward who works for Aro; a brother of Marcus. How will Bella escape imprisionment and i the end will she even want to. Darkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Servin' Up Love by writing-rabbit reviews
Bella is a Waitress at Forks Diner. Her frequent customer is not her favorite.Two Words:Edward Cullen. Not only is he known for his rep. at School but he tends to bother Bella. What happens when he shares a secret with her about a girl he loves that's her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,321 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,435 - Follows: 6,120 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Walmart Rules by bellacullenforever reviews
25 things that the Cullen's aren't aloud to do in WalMart.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Bad Boy by twilightlover367 reviews
Local bad boy Edward Cullen is always getting himself in trouble. Bella, an angel child from Pheonix can’t stand him the minute she sees him in Forks. Can they love each other, or will they hate each other forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,517 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11377 - Favs: 4,656 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
The Buddy System OF DOOM! by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Take Care Of My Heart by earthprincess4 reviews
*2nd place in To-Kill-A-Cullen* Bella and Alice are roommates at the hospital. Both are waiting for a transplant of different kinds. Edward is Alice's brother and only family. He comes to visit her daily and gets close to Bella in the process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cans and Cant’s of Cullens' by twird96 reviews
Alice Ate Cotten candy! Emmett like float! thats not good! Bella is human. Cullens are vampire. *vampires can eat in my story* Was Alice Can't Have Cotten Candy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8704 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 5,095 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The TA by wuogkat reviews
Bella has spent the past four years since the Cullens left studying. She finished her bachelors degree early and is looking forward to graduate school until her first day when she looks at her roster and sees two familiar names.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,437 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 9,521 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2788 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Leech Lover by Bella's Bff reviews
And So The Werewolf Imprinted On The Vampire... Edwella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Everything Falls Apart by lildreamer1112 reviews
Of course I'll miss you." Lies, they were all lies. Will a night of partying and couple of weeks of chaos fix everything? On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fall For You by JaspersAngel reviews
Bella, recently fired from her job, moves in with her best friend, Edward, while she searches for a job. When he is forced into going to an appointment for a modeling agency, Bella comes along and is mistaken as a model. Full summary inside.AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,036 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to lose a vampire in 10 days by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,741 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4711 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks in All its Glory by Silly-Ren reviews
Blood was coursing through my body, hot and fast. I felt lured to him in a way I couldn't explain but at the same time I knew it was wrong. Love? Please, he was my best friend...even after all those years we were separated. Human: ExB/EmxR/JxA. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
Brand New by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Edward never came back and it's been haunting Bella ever since. She's excited to start fresh in Seattle, but when an unexpected visitor comes back to her life how will she react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,095 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silly Little Senior by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
This is the sequel to Silly Little Girl so read that first. Ryan is like any other girl her age, only she has scars she has no memory of, faces of people she never met imprinted in her mind and a ring around her neck she doesnt rember buying...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008
Silly Little Girl Old Version by MalfoysBtch22 reviews
“Are you an angel?” “No.” He snapped.“But your beautiful like an angel...” She trailed of quietly dropping her head to rest on her knight gown clad knees teddy bear still held tight. “Im far from an angel little girl.” He muttered not quite thinking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PYT by ohsofabmisslucyy reviews
Bella, an up-coming fashion designer, swears she's in a gangster movie everything she turns around. Does her new love, Edward, have anything to do with it? Rated M for strong language, themes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5498 - Favs: 7,941 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fun, fun, fun by chickenwinglegolas reviews
Emmett is bored, so what does he do? He goes to a computer lab to mess with the mortals! KEPT UP FOR SENTIMENTAL REASONS.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8218 - Favs: 5,883 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A heart restored by Zoobert reviews
What if Edward and Alice were the new kids at school? What if Jake had just broken Bella's heart and she was now befriended by the new girl Alice with a mysterious brother.Throw in some jealous and obsessive ex's drama drama drama! All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,919 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Mistaken Vows by twi-ction reviews
AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,272 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2402 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Break the Light by sylamesio123 reviews
She hasn't seen him for decades. He hasn't not thought about her for even more than that time. If they see each other again, how will they handle it, especially when they didn't even think the other was still alive. Or is alive the right word.Warning: OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Trust No One by Bella's Bff reviews
Cowritten with sylamesio123. At 13, Edward Mason's life goes haywire. Events such as the death of his parents, his twin sister going into a coma, and being adopted by family friends, the Cullens, and many other tragedies and conflicts. AU, EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Smile, You're Adopted by Bella's Bff reviews
Bella and her two siblings are adopted by her rich aunt and are forced to move to Forks, where she meets Edward. She and Edward begin to like eachother, but their single parents decide to get married! Their nonexistant relationship becomes complicated...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The I Love Emmett Cullen Fan Club! by Bella's Bff reviews
Emmett decides to make his own fan club! For himself! So he recruits Bella's Bff to be his President! Randomness! YAY! Club is in need of members, so review and ask to join! It's that simple! Hurry and join or Emmett will be mad at me for lack of members!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Emmett
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under The Witch's Spell by Bella's Bff reviews
AU Preview: I stared at Renee. I could hear her heartbeat slowing down. I felt a tear stream down my cheek. My head shot towards Charlie, "Please, dad. Heal her!" I whispered, my voice breaking on the last word. More tears flowed from my eyes. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Eternity by thepinkpygmypuff reviews
Ginny didn't expect her seventh year to be anything extraordinary, but then she saw him, the boy from her brother's shop, sitting at the Gryffindor table winking at her. A story about an impossible romance amidst the violence and terror of war. HG. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,737 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Resurfacing by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Another wish-fulfillment New Moon AU. Edward comes back just in time to witness Bella’s cliff-jumping incident.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella: UNLEASHED by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/14/2008
Chasing Daylight by AutumnRhythm reviews
Bella came to Forks seeking refuge: instead she found Edward Cullen. Running away from her troubles doesn’t sound so great once she meets this charming vampire: too bad she’s still being chased. starts out with the way they meet in Twilight, then changes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,604 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Right after Italy by Sh.C reviews
Set in New Moon after they leave Italy... Bella can't see that Edward still loves her, she runs away from Forks. She is heartbroken and lost. How can Edward find her and prove his love to her? Will she believe him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Home by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Set during the missing months at the beginning of New Moon. AU – Edward can’t stay away. Starts out angsty, gets fluffy toward the end.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
A Night's Worth of Regrets by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Set just after the return from Italy in New Moon. Waiting in the forest, Edward thinks back on all the things that went wrong, and has an unpleasant encounter with Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Together, Forever by MrIntel reviews
Ginny loses her will to live in the wake of the end of the Great Wizarding War. She makes a rash decision and has to face the consequences. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Wrinkle In Time by MrIntel reviews
[COMPLETE] During the summer after Harry’s fifth year, he visits the Burrow to find out about a mysterious gift given by Ginny Weasley. When the gift’s powers are revealed, Harry and Ginny decide to use it to finally give Harry what he has always want
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,071 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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And it all Started in the Bathroom reviews
Bella lives an average life. There's just the occasional annoying boy pining after her. When Alice forces her on a date with Mike at a trendy restaurant, her life is turned up-side-down after meeting a charming, handsome man in the men's restroom.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Just Another Pretty Boy reviews
Bella Swan's life is ruined in the course of one day. She goes to the park to drink and forget about the world. Only problem: she passes out while there. Who will save her from herself? None other than the number one Pretty Boy of New York, of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bella, Edward