Jio Uzumaki
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Joined 04-02-09, id: 1887372, Profile Updated: 05-04-12
Author has written 3 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Naruto, and Teen Titans.

Real name: Known only to the drifting chaos of eternity

height; 5'5

Weight: 120"

date of birth: april 8th

gender: boy

race: Black

Species:Human-ish

Favorite shows:

Gurren Lagann, Naruto, DBZ,Inuyasha,Digimon, bleach, and Supernatural( and rave master)

Favorite games: megaman, sonic, devil may cry, god of war, and enchanted arms

Favorite Fights: Naruto vs.Sasuke, Gohan vs. Cell, Haru vs Final guy ( fogot his name) Kamina vs viral, Ichigo vs renjii,Marcus vs yggdrasil

Inuyasha vs the demon of the sacred jewel, Mustang vs Envy, Mustang vs Lust, And Naruto vs Kyuubi (he whipped Kyuubi's ass!)

interesting facts: 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

My Stories

Naruto:Chaos Controllers- Naruto gets the power of Chaos. Watch him as he masters the new powers and kicks Sasuke's ass! the first story in the "Naruto's new powers series" ( each one gives Naruto powers from a different universe and the final story has them meet and... you'll see)

Get Backers:Ninja Style- Naruto discovers the power of the Jagon and lighning Lord.

Dragon Ball AF: Another future where GT never happend. The saiyans may face their greatest challange

Digimon Legendary Souls: A digimon adventure. check it

My O.C.'s: Draken: Son of Rasesryuu/Ryuujin. a half human half dragon warrior who switches between "Blissfully happy" "serious-ish" and "Unstoppable Rage" My Avatar. loves fritos and the sunglasses he got from Dwayne Johnson himself

Jinn: The Son of the Duel Monster Spirit Shining Shadow Dragon warrior. In my upcoming fic "Yugioh NexT" (Colab with Dragonfire295 aka "Dragz") he's one of the two main chracters. Beware the Nice Ones.

Coli: 'Coli the Dark" "Coli the red' "The dark warrior" "Bloodred Knight" despite all this, a pretty normal, if easily distracted, dark saiyan. 16 years old. Dragonball AF

Aspa: Coli's younger, more level headed brother. also the owner of the evil sounding nicknames "Dark Savior" "Black Knight" "Sky-Breaker" "Shadow Prince"

Cabba: you'll see in Dragon Ball AF

Qoutes I think are Raw:

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM/ WE ARE!-team Dai Gurren

I'll defend her to my last breath- Inuyasha

Frieza's taken our loyalty and paid us back in our own blood."
— Bardock

I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!"- Goku

"Frieza! I'm coming for you, you murderous, self-serving traitor! It's over! No way, Frieza. You've lived long enough. Actually, it's been too long for my taste. Listen up! We quit! All of us, got it?! We don't work for you anymore. We're free! You can find someone else to do your dirty work. Oh yeah, there's one last thing. This is for all of the people we killed in your name. I wish we were never foolish enough to have obeyed you. HERE! HAVE IT!!" - Bardock

"Does a machine such as yourself experience fear?!" Vegeta

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!" - Oath of the Green Lanterns.

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! here I go! ERUPTING BURNING FINGER!"-Domon

You all know who I am. You know what I can do. But I'm holding a small child here. And if you make me do anything that could possibly endanger this baby... you will be very, very sorry. Forever." Batman

''"People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. It's never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either." Batman again

"You're not the devil. You're practice." see previos

"The first thing I'm going to burn is your tongue" Roy Fucking Mustang

Persecute and destroy them in anger from under the heavens of the LORD. whoever wrote lametations

Hamilton: The wolf, ram and hart. Their strength flows through my veins. My blood is filled with their ancient power.

Angel: Can you pick out the one word there you probably shouldn't have said?

I want my father back, you son of a bitch! inigo montaya along with his other line

Hello. My Nami is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

none of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked in here with me." Rorshach

Characters i like: Naruto, Sakura, Ichigo,Chad, Renji,Goku,Vegeta, Inuyasha, Kamina, G.L. John Stewart,Superman, Batman 1, Batman 2,Robin, Nightwing,and Jio Freed

Characters i hate: Sasuke, Hinata, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Charmy, Vector, Musica, Eggman/Robotnik,Frieza,anyone from Spongebob,Mephiles,Kittan, Uryu, And any emo boy! Plus sai, Pein, Koga,Sesshomaru,and anything from playhousedisney or nick jr,

Copy and paste crap:

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Boy drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Relationship Advice:

Guys:

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Both:

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Girls:

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

99.5 percent of people would cry if the Jonas brothers fell of a skyscraper.
copy and paste this if your one of the 0.5 people that would literaly PUSH THEM OFF!!

If you have ever had an urge to throw yourself off of a banister on a stairway, copy this in to your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy this onto your profile

STOP DRUNK DRIVING!!

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Nami Hyuga, Akatsuki Girls942, Tonni88, Burakkuya, Jio Uzumaki

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

you know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't
have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, vayuo he a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer (don't ask...) CommodoreZelda13 (Yeah, I'm a freak. Deal with it) Mysticyoshie (At school with all my books) The Sage of Spirits, zigyy553 (I was thinking about pie.),(Was running from being late...funny but freaky though...Dont ask) Fallen-Ryu, Jio Uzumaki (I don' pay attention and i can't finish...I'm hungry)

Things to do while in Wal-mart

1. throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN WHEN..

You call a Xiaolin Showdown over the remote with your younger sibling.

Your afraid to eat Jellybeans because your afraid a evil one will hop out at you.

Everytime you see a bald guy you yell out "Hey, Omi!".

Every blue ball you see you call the Orb of Tornami.

You jump off a cliff, thinking that you will land on Dojo.

You jump off again, thinking he missed.

You do it a third time, this time holding a pair of fairy wings, and calling them the Wings of Tinabi.

You blame Chucky Choo that the Wings don't work.

You call every Yo-yo your family Yo-yo.

When you talk about Xiaolin showdown your friends and family run.

When Xiaolin Showdown comes on, you turn off every little light, turn the volume on high, and sit like a moron.. staring at the tv.

You call Geckos Dojo.

You cuss out Avatar for "Copying" Xiaolin Showdown.

You grab a penny, jump off the cliff AGAIN, and call out "Mantis Flip Coin!"

You again blame Chucky Choo.

Your put on a chocker you call the Gills of Himachi, and try to breath under water.

You cuss out Chucky Choo when you come back from the hospital.

If you want a fourth season of Xiaolin Showdown then put this in your profile. (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!)

If you're a fan of RAIKIM, put this in your profile! (IF YOU AREN'T, YUR CRAZY!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

If you think those kids should just give the Trix Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! (it's just cereal, give it to the rabbit!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile (I have done this so many times, it's unbelieveable!)

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile (WEEEEEEE!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who hasn't done this before!)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D (too many smileys can be evil!)

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile (SUGAR HIGH!)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (fucking mosqitoes!)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile (preps should be illegal)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I would probably be, in one word, preppy. shudders)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile (Faith is good)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (that happens to me, a lot.)

if you hate RaiJack, copy this to your profile.

if you hate JackKim, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think Sasuke should just die and rot in hell already,Copy and past thisto you profile

If you think Hinata is a useless piece of crap. Copy and paste this to your profile

If you like these nicknames for Sasuke copy and paste this to your profile:Sasgay, Sasufag, SasUke, Queerkue

If you ever cussed out a cartoon character for dying, copy and paste this to your profile (Kamina, WHY!)

If you've ever cussed out a character for not dying, copy and paste this to your profile (Die Sasuke, And you Hinata da Stalka)

If your not crazy, just emotionaly unbalanced, copy and pate this to your profile. ( Really! can't a guy alternate between psychotic rage and suicidal depression without being called nuts?)

If you love wolves, dragons, and lions, copy and pase this to your profile ( RAWEST ANIMALS IN THE MULTIVERSE!)

If you would rather punch a bear in the face than fight Guts, copy and paste this. If you would rather fight Guts, what kind of flowers should I put on your grave?

If you've watched so many horror movies you could survive one, copy and past this to your profi-WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT? OH GOD, IT'S LIKE RESIDENT EVIL MEETS EVIL DEAD OUT HERE! TO THE GUNSTORE

Check out this website:http://s7.zetaboards.com/AntiFanfiction/index/ it's an awesome sight that is where I spend most of my time. (if you want me to continue the stories here, I need remiding so PM me or review ror whatever)

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Like Father, Like Son: Contingency Plans by jovanchin2013 reviews
Ever wonder why what's Robin doing inside his room filing his work, well he secretly created files on each of his teammates If they were mind controlled or went full rogue on The Teen Titans. A Head-canon I made on teentitansheadcanons (#1457 - also known as JC and JJJ) - First Fan Fic (Rob/Rae Friendship not Romance).
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Raven, Robin - Complete
He's Back! by 4master reviews
Adopted from Gurren Lagann Reborn! from Jio Uzumaki. "Why do you resist?" -"Because we can." This is my take on what would have happened if Kamina was alive. Follows a different path after the anime's 10th episode. KaminaxYoko SimonxNia.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kamina, Yoko L.
Dance With Me by Der Blaue Wolf reviews
"Dance with me, Akira, and don't worry about anything else tonight. You've done your fair share for one lifetime already."
Dance In The Vampire Bund/ダンスインザヴァンパイアバンド - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Akira Kaburagi Regendorf, Mina Tepes - Complete
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Starfire vs Raven: The battle for Robin reviews
Raven's hidden jealousy breaks. Now, it's demon vs alien in a battle for Robin's heart. Who will win?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Raven, Robin, Starfire
Naruto: Chaos Controllers reviews
Naruto has the powers and is infected with the personalities of Sonic Knuckles and Shadow. Can he control them? And why does Sasuke want them? Sasuke bashing at random times.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto rant reviews
Naruto says what the fans are thinking
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U.