"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced fifteen years ago. AU.

Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life. Edited and reposted August 2019

An attempt to continue Josephine Darcy's epic story The Marriage Stone. Important announcement regarding the story posted in chapter 38. Please read.

One of Starscream's bids for power goes awry and leaves Megatron and Optimus Prime in a situation the two would have never thought possible...

Harry Potter accidentally turns 221B's cleaning supply closet into a magical portal that leads to worlds that reflect the deepest, most desperate curiosity of a person. Sherlock, unfortunately, didn't know that when he opened it to take out the vacuum cleaner. Sherlock, HP, Canon Sherlock Holmes triple crossover; ASIM compliant

Sequel to "You've Forgotten Who I Am", this story follows the sixth year of Harry Potter at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Having reached a new understanding the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape are about to be changed forever.

Mix an eclectic group of soldiers and a cranky engineer, and what do you get? One dangerous Autobot army, that's what!...when it's not full of epic drama, that is.

Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

The Potters' move to 221 Baker Street was fairly misguided. Yes, the nosy neighbours and poisonous press weren't outright trying to kill them. But a consulting criminal knows exactly how to burn their hearts. So as London falls and memories shatter, a hero may be rewritten. — Books 1 and 2 are finished!

G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)

They were created to be used as weapons, but these weapons turned out to have minds, and wills, of their own... Transformers AU, TFs-as-humans, mostly G1-based.

A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.

HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

One fan's take on how Josephine Darcy's abandoned but wonderful story, The Marriage Stone, might have proceeded. A powerful Harry, a surprised Severus, all the others, and a really bad Voldemort!

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Random one-shots from G1 to Movie 'verse. Ch51- Parallelism: Rescue Bots, Blurr has trouble adjusting to his new life.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.

Essentially an unexpected reunion and connection formed between Seto and Joey, set years after the series ends. Told from Seto's POV as he slowly has to come to terms with himself and the rest of his life.

TFA, post end. The Autobot Council discovers that the captured Decepticon leader has ancient, dormant slave programing. Optimus Prime is the bot they choose as his master. He's not too thrilled. Prompt fill.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.

Marvel/GI Joe crossover. Sometimes being a mutant means having to hide it.

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John

So this is just a bunch of drabbles. Mostly puppyshipping. Now with puzzleshipping and tendershipping!

G1 When Bumblebee takes a hit for Prowl, neither of them are prepared for the doctor's orders. In the end, its probably the best medication either has ever had. HARDCORE LONGASS MECHSMUT. I WARN'D YA. Incl. BeexProwlxJazz BeexTwins. lolcrackbutnot.

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

That's right! It's a collection of puppyshipping drabbles based on or written around myths! If you have suggestions, you can make them, but I reserve the right to NOT use them as well. I'll make sure to recognize you in the author notes if I do use them.

Ghosts from the past turn out to be a little less ghostly than you might expect. And that's... nice. Probably. Hopefully. Apocalyptic Conworth.

What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter linked his magic with Severus Snape and they have both survived the Final Battle. How will Harry deal with losses, an angry snape and the end of the war while struggling with his new role as Snape's husband? AU warning. Slash Warning. SSHP

When a 500 year old contract thrusts Harry, Severus and Draco into cohabitation, the two Slytherins learn new and intruiging things that define the puzzle that is Harry Potter. And Slytherins do love puzzles. eventual HPDMSS, Warning: Slash. R&R please!

Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs

HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.

Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*

G1: The problem with falling in love with an Aerialbot is that his brothers are part of the deal. The problem with falling in love with someone with unfinished business is that sometimes the unfinished business is Starscream... Skyfire/Silverbolt

Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.

Jareth and Sarah are not exactly in domestic bliss with their new living arrangements. Then, of course, there is a murder or two to spice things up. UST J/S. Part II of The Labyrinth of London.

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

It's the most wonderful time of the year - Conrad and Worth are... sort of an item, Florida is warm, the booze is free, and everything is going to hell in a handbasket.

"The date? It's, uh, October thirtieth… Oh, that's going to be a problem, isn't it?" A gothic tale of bargains, escapes, and close calls in the post-apocalyptic world of tomorrow. Pre-slash Conworth.

They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.

Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.

Note: Chapters in this have had to be re-jigged to bring it in line with the site's guidelines, so there are slightly less than before. See my profile or the forum for explanation. Summary: First they blogged about meeting Moriarty. Now it's like a sausage machine: While the ingredients remain, the sausages will keep coming.../myforums/Catherine Spark/1252310

A Dark Alchemical Odyssey or The Many Ways in Which One Severus Is Lost and Found from Boyhood Henceforth, Often with a Certain Harry

It's starting to get scary, how well the Aerialbots are adjusting to being human. The same cannot be said of the Seekers.

An alleged mugging takes on puzzling dimensions that lead Sherlock to investigate a local theatre. When the mystery deepens, London's greatest detective suddenly disappears. Where is he? Can John and Lestrade solve the case on their own? Crossover.

ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution

Teatime decides to go and get a life, and since Susan took the first one, it's only right she should be made to help. Major revisions 07/12.

What's that? Another Apoca'verse fic? Aww yeah. It's time for some spy games. I bet a reserved guy like Worth is great at those. If you haven't yet, go read Desdemona's awesome Hann'Apocalypse fics. They are magical and wonderful, and she is amazingly generous to let me write canon silliness up in her timeline. Total of 3 chapters. My first multi-chaptered fic on here!

They're total opposites, yet somehow drawn together through circumstance and choice. 28 short stories about the most unlikely couple to ever walk the Decepticon ranks. Updated 1 June 2012

"You are cordially offered a position in the Department of Mysteries." Harry receives a most unexpected offer from the Ministry of Magic - but why? Nothing is as it seems on the Ninth Level... Unspeakable!Harry

Hann'Apocalypse time! Direct sequel to Desdemona's Beat Still. Women covering their faces, people losing their heads, and Doc Worth is somehow the best man for the job.

What is it about Conrad that makes every misfortune in a hundred mile radius come crawling after him in a massive snickering wave? Sometimes Worth worries that one day, there won't be a way to pull him out of it in one piece. Post-apocalyptic Conworth.

RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.

When Harry suffers amnesia, the job falls to Snape to help Harry regain both his memory and his skills. Will Snape be able to let go of his preconceptions? When Harry remembers just who Snape is, will he be able to forgive him in time? AU OOTP, No Slash

Umbridge goes too far with the blood quill and it results in a trip to the infirmary, better instruction, a TA position, and falling in love for Harry Potter. Growing up is never easy, especially for The Boy Who Lived.

In a clockwork world of assigned occupations and predetermined destinies, Forensic Researcher Sherlock Holmes and Army Surgeon John Watson are brought together to determine the truth about the Legacy Project. Steampunk AU.

During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.

In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.

Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.

G1 pre-war AU : Transformers as human/animal shapeshifters. Prowl and Jazz find happiness in an unexpected way. Blood may be thicker than water, but family is more than blood.

Hanna's got this debilitating condition. It's called "responsibility". Ultimately, Worth blames him for this particularly frustrating annecdote. Hannapocalypse Conworth. Set just after "Smoke Signals".

An away mission goes wrong, an important diplomatic assignment isn't what it seems, and logic is elusive at the best of times. Spock would have an easier time dealing with all that if he hadn't decided to try and keep Kirk alive. Slow building K/S.

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

One-shot of The Coiners' Paper Trail - it's ten years later and first year Theo Potter is coming home for Christmas holidays. Very light and every day kind of story.

Everyone seems to have forgotten that the Boy Who Lived exists. Harry's friends don't remember who he is. Harry tries to hold on to reality as he knows it, while trying to come to terms with who he is. He finds Snape as an unexpected ally. 6th year AU.

I'm jealous of your cigarette... Hannapocalypse Universe; a oneshot.

In which Harry finds comfort in his own routines, solitude, Grimmauld Place, and normality in the sound of incoming trains. He ought to have known a cat would subtly change things to suit its own machinations. cliche fic fest

A vision of a hurt boy in a cupboard appears to Unspeakable Snape, but its meaning eludes him until he intercepts a lost letter addressed to Harry Potter. Alarmed, he goes to Privet Drive & rescues Harry. Now he must win the boy's fragile trust. mentor/SS

End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.

Canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's Up In Smoke/Creeping Messiah Complex postapocaverse. Everyone makes a delightful new friend, except Worth. Worth is a jerk. She helped me rp the bit with the blow up doll. Now you /really/ want to read this, right?

Among the other crimes we can lay at Megatron's pedes? The extinction of the unicorn. Jazz and Prowl meet for the first time ... number four in a continuing series.

With Seto still in the hospital, Atem is given responsibility over Mokuba and the second key to Kaiba Corp. Pegasus forces Atem into the tournement by stealing his grandfather's soul to retrieve the second key to Kaiba Corp. Sequel to At Em Oh

Girl!Sherlock/John. When John Watson moved into 221B, it wasn't just with a mad detective. It was with a mad detective and her baby. What on earth was he thinking?

A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

When Hermione manages to get Harry to learn another language with her, the only perk he sees is that he can at least insult Malfoy in front of some professors. But some other things are more easily said when no one else can understand you.

Even in the post-apocalyptic world of Desdemona Kakalose's Up in Smoke/Creeping Messiah Complex people need haircuts. Birthday present for KnittWitt.

Desdemona Kakalose. Worth and Conrad and a nice little picnic in the woods...or something like that. Oh, and body snatching by a creepy supernatural critter.

HPDM slash, creaturefic. Given phoenix wings by a misfired curse, Harry wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. But Draco Malfoy has a strange investment in his keeping them. COMPLETE.

Atem solves the Millennium Puzzle and now shares a body with a childish spirit who is an embarrassment and annoyance to his nature. Though, Atem starts realizing the more he hates Yugi the more he starts to love the kid. NO YAOI! BROTHERLY LOVE PEOPLE!

The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .

After the war, the last thing Harry wants is to be a celebrity. Pursued, he seeks refuge in the last place people would look and tries to make a difference there. And then he runs into the Malfoys in Tesco's … H/D, mentions of OCs' drug rehab

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Jou is beta testing a new VR game for Kaiba Corp. That's the bad thing about beta testing anything. Who knows what can go wrong! At least wrong for Jou. To a certain CEO, this could be the chance of a lifetime. E. Hypnosis, yaoi, NC-17.

Planning the Quidditch World Cup Gala is not new to Draco Malfoy. This time around he's been given the QWC Liaison to make the work easier: Harry Potter. Draco seriously believes Potter has it in for him - and he does - just not the way Draco believes...

Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.

The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

When a Deathstalker with no name collides with a traveling runemaster, the last thing he expects is for it to be destiny. Crappy summary is crappy right now. A World of Warcraft AU.

"Prowl, it says not to use excessive force"

This is a direct pre-quel to DesdemonaKakalose's amazing Creeping Messiah Complex. Go read that fic and all of her work! She is awesome and made this little fic canon to her 'verse!

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

Remus Lupin is a spy, one of British Intelligence's finest, and this may be his most deadly mission yet. Armed with only his native wit and courage and assisted by the enigmatic and magnetic Severus Snape he must penetrate deep into Communist Russia.RLSS

When Draco's boss assigns him a partner, it's-surprise surprise-Harry Potter, the Chosen One. Then, just to annoy Draco further, a cunning killer escapes Azkaban-and Draco is his next target.

There are always two sides to every story. Some sides are more honest than others.

On 1st January, 1920, John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes. Jazz Age AU, eventual John/Sherlock.

In which some loose ends are tied up and others are created in the wake of "What Goes Around." Will focus on a bunch of different characters and exists to be a bridge between the first story and the huge story arc that will eventually happen.

Dead Story. Bayverse. Prime/Jazz. After millennia at war, the Autobots have finally captured one of Megatron's command officers. Yet the method of conversion could be arguably as Decepticon-esque as anything the saboteur-assassin has done in the name of his cause.

AU co-written w/ Digitaldreamer. The year is 20XX. Paranormals live in oppression, the government controls the mind of the people. Eli is an Ahimsa agent who's become dissatisfied with his existence when a certain red head comes crashing into his life...

The courting of Optimus Prime. TFA Optimus Prime/Ultra Magnus

Or rather, 100 fics ABOUT Dinobots. 100 short - I hope! - Dinobot fics, a challenge that I've set for myself. Will have various ratings and genres. I expect that it will average out to a T. Or thereabouts. Reading the notes is encouraged!

When a man he hasn't seen in 10 years appears in his home w/ a man he thought dead for 20 years, Harry knew his evening had gotten complicated. Snarry, Past Harry/Sherlock. Named a "Hot Rec" on LJ's Daily Snitch on 1/18. Note: Some reviews give plot away.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - Very young sparklings must be watched over constantly, and even Perceptor finds this challenging at times. Curious Groove is curious!

Written as a birthday present for immortalbeloved, this is a rewrite of an original Conan Doyle story – tweaked a little, for the modern age, but not very much.

Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.

Swoop grows up. Way up. Unfortunately, there are growing pains involved. Meanwhile, for Starscream, no good deed goes unpunished. G1-based AU.

Harry has promised he won't upset the new head of Magical Creatures. Even if it is Draco Malfoy. When three centaur foals appear in Cumbria, all too close to Muggles, Harry's promise is thoroughly tested. Not to mention his equestrian skills.

In a world where winning the war was only half the battle, will Harry Potter's crazy heroics be enough to save an outcast?

After the Dark Lord's victory, Headmaster Snape is living under a sword's edge, when hope flies in past his shields.

COMPLETE When John Watson left his hometown for the capital of Baker Kingdom, hoping to become a Royal Knight, he had no idea that he'd find so much more there than a title; namely evil poisoners, damsels in not-quite-distress and a reason to live. Slash.

Sequel to "Masters of Their Fate." There is no such thing as happily ever after. Especially when all the forces of the world seem set against you. Fem!DinoTrap COMPLETE!

A collection of off-topic vignettes from my TFA human!AU, Odd Couple. Why is Ratchet so sad? Can Bumblebee manage to keep Sari as a girlfriend? Most of all, where have all those pesky 'Cons got to? Everyone has a place in this world, promise.

John Watson isn't sure why she's living with Sherlock Holmes. Or: The pulse of a human heart. Genderswap. Read the warnings. Post A Study in Pink. Gen

In which Harry accidentally assists Mycroft in making their two little brothers flatmates and somehow gains a creepy best mate.

Sideswipe has an argument with gravity. Sunstreaker loses his cool. Roughly G1ish.

After the war, Harry finds Severus under house arrest, himself badgered for publicity stunts, and the memories of his friends tampered with. Severus learns to tolerate Potter as they try to figure out just who is manipulating the wizarding world, and why.

FBI Special Agent Leonard McCoy, White Collar Division wants to catch the Dutchman. But can the infamous James Kirk, a reformed young con artist, really help him? Or is this one big con, too? A revisit of White Collar's pilot, Star Trek style.

This is a direct sequel to my drabble series "Archenemy" and is the tale of how Sherlock helped keep Mrs Hudson's husband on death row in Florida.

Protectobot Beginnings AU - The Protectobots are recovering from injuries and hit some speedbumps. Their older brothers are worried. Takes place shortly after the events in "Protectobot Beginnings: "Shield."

It's 1893 and the transformers have awakened. The Autobots are faced with contacting cybertron and finding their missing crew. Meanwhile the Decepticons are replenishing their ranks with a little help from mankind.

Oneshots for Vaeru's "Juxtaposition" series, or "Sparkbearer Saga" or what have you ... Evy has seen a bit of their world aboard Metellus. Now it's her turn to show the Autobots hers. Mostly set sometime during the Schism storyline.

Just a few prompt responses.

TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl

An answer to a buckle-up meme prompt. Kirk is in the mafia, and Leonard has caught his attention – much to Leonard's dismay. Warning: dub-con, might be closer to non-con; Rated for mature content. Please act accordingly.

Formerly titled Paint Chips Jane just wanted a normal job as a patrol officer after moving with her family to Portland. Now she's found herself assigned to a special unit in the Boring Lava Fields of central Oregon...4th Chapter REWRITTEN!

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

Optimus Prime is given the biggest temptation he has ever experienced. SLASH, semi-non-con. Don't like? Don't read it.

He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.

AU. Christopher Pike is on the crew of the ship that relieves Tarsus IV. He finds a young orphan Jim Kirk in a cell, and decides to adopt him. Very dark at first. READ the WARNINGS.

An Axe Murderer, Five Stitches, a Banana and a New Pair of Shoes... They're a seemingly random collection of things, unless Sherlock and John are involved, and then the items as a collective make complete sense. Oneshot. Complete.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Beast Wars. Shakespeare was right. Love is never easy... especially with these two. Dinobot/Rattrap, alternate continuity, mature themes, free popcorn provided.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.

Prowl is infamous for being a logical, nigh emotionaless thinker who's better at battle calculations than interpersonal relationships. How he was roped into taking care of the last survivor of Praxus is anyone's guess.

A wounded and discharged war veteran takes a job as a medical examiner and meets a very interesting consultant over a body in Lauriston Gardens. AU Modern retelling of 'A Study in Scarlet' with our two favourite boys and a tale of mystery & bromance...

Harry Potter put himself in a vulnerable situation on Severus Snape's birthday. So, naturally, Severus took complete advantage.

Romilda Vane is pregnant. A paternity test proves that Harry is the father, and she insists on marriage. Desperate, he calls on Draco and Snape for help in working out how she did it. Snape/Harry.

"Dagger of the Mind" Reboot style, shaken but not stirred... "Spock, this isn't what it looks like."

Optimus Prime is a young Iaconia Prince who wishes that the war between his people and the Kingdom of Kaonol would end. After getting whisked away by the cruel Tyrant of Kaonol he tries to persaude him to stop the war even if it costs him his innocence.

Based off of Lemuria09's comic pages: Megatron is fantasizing about a certain Autobot. More specifically his lips. It's only a few steps before his fantasies become reality.

They danced around one another endlessly; Shere Khan would pull Bagheera to him in a passionate embrace only for the panther to thrust him away when they parted. SLASH: Bagheera x Shere Khan. ANTHRO. Rated for language and mature themes.

A Megatron and Optimus Prime TFA fic! Written for a dear friend! Warning! This contains non-con, smut, bondage, mech on mech action! If you don't like the don't read! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Sequel to Broken Wings! Harry & Severus quest for the remaining Horcruxes. Can they fulfill the prophecy of Two Hawks Hunting and destroy Voldemort forever? AU, pre-HBP, HBP/DH noncompliant! No slash, mentor/guardian fic!

SS/HP The morning after the battle at Hogwarts, Harry wakes up to find himself alone and the task of defeating Voldemort uncompleted. Overwhelmed and suffering from strange nightmares, Harry finds the strength to finish it when Snape arrives to help.

The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

G1: Jazz and Prowl were all buddy best friends and whatnot since the very beginning, right? Primus, no. They hated each other when they first met. It took the span of a war, and some incredible effort to make that weird friendship work.

TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.

Grounded, split up and scattered across the globe, Starscream's trine always knew resolving the latest diaster was going to be more than just "find each other and deal out retribution". To start with, what DOES "the Collector" want with Skywarp?

After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.

A potions accident leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry’s already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it’s not just a prank?

Transformers AU. Decepticons have spread through the universe, conquering and plundering. Autobot forces are stretched far too thin, and they cannot save everyone...

07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam

It's a bad sign when you start to feel cold in July - not that you have to worry now. Domino hits a heat wave, Jounouchi can't get any sleep, nobody can keep the power on, and if Kaiba acts any weirder, the world really will end. -Joukai, complete.-

On Christmas Eve, an unwanted child is left in a manger and found by a young Potions Master, changing both their lives forever. AU, implied child abuse, neglect, Sev raises Harry.

The arrival of a new Autobot to Earth raises more questions than answers. Prequel to "Consequences." 2007 movie universe.

Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl

Something is happening to Prowl and Ratchet is warning mechs to steer clear, but... Do they want to?

Sideswipe crosses the line. Sunstreaker is a good brother. Roughly G1-ish.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

The Decepticons have quieted, some have defected, and the Autobots begin to build families in the tentative peace. As always, though, there is a darkness on the horizon. Sequel to 'Equilibrium' & 'Provenance', but can stand alone. OP/IH, SS/R, mpreg.

G1 Yet another chapter in the saga of Autobot Twins meet Monty Python. Poor Prowl. Poor Laserbeak.

G1. Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.

Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.

G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.

[G1]He never wanted to see a world torn apart by their war as his had been...but in a small American town, abandoned, left to ruin and decay after the initial invasion, Bumblebee finds a glimmer of hope for possible redemption in the form of a small child

Since July 2003. Jounouchi's got the perfect job, he gets to duel and game all he wants, and has the occasional fight on the side. The downside: It's for Kaiba Corporation, as Mokuba's bodyguard.

Peter has gone to London and grown up. When he returns to Never Land, he realizes just how misrepresented Hook really was and he finds himself drawn to the dark haired Captain. For anyone who likes yaoi and knows the story of Peter Pan!

After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.

Nothing about Harry is normal. Even for a centaur, his visions are scarily powerful. His attraction to the lone centaur Severus is also highly unusual, and his journey to find answers is just beginning.

Optimus Prime deals with the aftermath of an ill-considered choice. 2007 Movie Universe

In all fairness, you do have to be careful about getting drunk aboard the Nemesis. That Starscream is the only one to realize this does not promise him a happy evening.

Five Times Jim Kirk Surprised His Crew With Something About Himself and One Time They Surprised Him

Megatron forces a sparkling on Optimus in the hopes that their offspring will be powerful enough to end the war. Despite the Autobot's concerns, he fights to keep it. Mpreg, Optimus/Megatron, eventually Optimus/Ironhide with mechslash

Jazz and silence don't tend to go together, but monitor duty with Red Alert seems to be changing that a bit. Kinda there slash, you have been warned.

Of course,only Harry Potter would ever manage to end up pregnant with twins while his lover was on one of the strongest contraceptive potions in use. // SSHP. MPREG. SLASH. Mentions of HarryOC

The Ministry needs Snape to stop the deadly spread of poisonous potions. Harry is hired to find him, and with aid from Draco, they stumble into a mess that forces them to realize their true desires. HP/DM/SS

-"Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!" Of course, they were the ghost busters, not giant alien robot busters...

-Lesson seventeen - The end and the wedding

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover a lesser known fact about a particular Earth insect. Mild slash mentioned.

Based off Skippy's List. 213 things Skywarp is not allowed to do anymore, or else not allowed to even attempt, no matter how appealing it may seem. Story has been abandoned and may never be updated.

A/U It's true when they say your past can come back to bite you. Only this one's bite is larger than life! The history of the Allspark will be revealed. Not everyone is who they appear to be. Learning to Fly threequel. Rating may go up later.

Nine months after the final battle, Harry discovers Snape in St. Mungo’s, still suffering from a curse. The healers are doing anything but their jobs, so Harry takes it on himself to rehabilitate the man he’s learning to respect. SS/HP

G1 sequel to Hit It Maestro, Jazz is now out on his own, and with Cybertron on the brink of war it upto him to make it to Iacon before the war catches up to him. But he's not as alone as he thinks he is. Ch 10 now up after a very loooong hiatus.

Post-War. AU. Harry has a crush on Snape, and a strange game of chess brings it to light. Warnings: BDSM, dominant!Snape, submissive!Harry, chess sex, and general silliness.

Sometimes, when Wheeljack is involved, logic fails even the most logical.

G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.

WW G1 Mix: A glimpse at Prowl’s history as a sparkling, why he has such a sophisticated battle computer & processor & how he came to be raised by Jazz, Mirage & the mechs of the Autobot Special Operations Division. Includes scenes from his entire life als

Sequel to the first This Ain't the Golden Years. Just because fifty years have passed doesn't mean that retired Justice League members can stay out of trouble, especially if they're corrupting the next generation of Leaguers.

Ever wonder how Starscream, Thundercracker & Skywarp met? A deeper look into what makes the trio tick, how the friends met and their quest to become the 'best of the best'. Does contain some violence.

The consequences of Megatron's latest "super weapon" aren't what anyone would have expected. Being literally stuck with one another wouldn't be so bad if they didn't hate each other's diodes. Slash, ProwlxJazz.

How do you handle emotions like love when you're not supposed to have them? Or in this case, how does everybody else handle it for you? Eventual Megatron x Starscream.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

HPDM slash, side story to my novel-length story 'Bloody But Unbowed.' Draco thinks Potter has some nerve working as his father's mediwizard and being attractive at the same time.

TFCS. An impromptu air duel between the Aerialbots and the Seekers.

Post-war. Humor. Pre-slash. Auror Harry Potter is sent to take anger management classes. To his shock, he discovers that Severus Snape was sent to take the same classes as well. Can the two war heroes learn to manage their anger? Should they?

Princess gets abducted by Dragon. Brave Knight goes to save Princess. Brave Knight slays Dragon and saves Princess. Brave Knight falls in love with Princess. Brave Knight and Princess marry. Your usual fairytale, right? …How about a new version? AU, SLASH

Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?

Katsuya is in college and desperate for a job. He needs one if he wants to keep a roof over his head. Finally given a break to work as an assistant for a large company’s CEO, Jou has no idea that this business is a recent acquisition of Kaiba Corp.. [SxJ]

Several secrets are being kept by those within the Decepticon ranks. When a small faction breaks from the whole, will they be able to find asylum with the Autobots in exchange for what they know? Rating subject to change. 2007 Movieverse/G1 elements.

Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!

Megatron's plan to keep Starscream under close watch pushes things a bit too far. But orders are orders... Dub-con, slash, non-graphic.

Severus survived Nagini's bite, but did not come out unchanged. Now he has returned to England and one drunken one-night-stand with Potter is about to change his life forever. Part of hp creatures promptfest. Warnings inside.

Ten years have passed and Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny have done nothing but perfect their skills in preparation for their final battle with Voldemort. None of them expected they would run into Snape, well except maybe Ginny. HxS Vamp

Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.

Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

G1, S2, AU. Spike's life is changed forever by a single act of vengeance. Now he must adapt, or lose not only his mind and his friends... but his very soul as well.

Vimes interviews a troll accused of assault.

Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.

When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.

Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!

First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...

Harry's a teacher at Hogwarts. It's mostly boring, but he likes it that way. Snape likes it that way, too. HPSS slash. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows: explanation in the opening notes.

In Kaiba's opinion, most things are better left unsaid. Especially the things that come out of Joey's mouth. One bet and one week may prove him wrong. implied KaibaxJoey

Past and present meet in the dungeons of Hogwarts, and a ghost and a boy form an unlikely friendship. Set not long after the epilogue to Deathly Hallows. "Two Dads" is a stand-alone, but it can also be read as prologue to this.

AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape

NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.

G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete

Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.

It's been ten years since Harry Potter defeated Voldemort. But for a ten year old orphan, and a surviving Weasley twin, the story is just beginning.

HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

It wasn't about love. Wheeljack POV.

Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.

Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.

HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.

G1: Set during season 2 just after The Master Builder. The discovery of a missing art notebook has Grapple investigating a mystery but just what does any of it have to do with Sunstreaker's past?

Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.

When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.

Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.

Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover

AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE

After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with

53 years later and Wally's still managing to make a general nuisance of himself. Final Chapter. Will continue in a sequel.

HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!

Sequel to Resonance. Harry continues his Auror training and begins a journey of mastering his unusual and growing powers. Harry, with the help of his adoptive father, is finally making his own way, but fate and prophecy are never completely absent.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.

No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.

Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.

SnapeHarry slash. Two men, two rooms, a war.

Sometimes it's easier to be yourself when you're looking at the world through a computer screen. JxS Completed!

Joey has been undercover since he graduated highschool at the age of eighteen. Does he get to relax after his last assignment, of course not he winds up protecting Seto Kaiba from a stalker. Violence, abuse, yaoi. JoeySeto

Harry sets off to find his fortune and his one true love, in the classic fairy tale style. Slash, RLHP.

Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.

Actions, even desperately stupid ones, have consequences hence this sequel to Stuck, and Stuck in the Muddle. New and improved with an EPIILOGUE!

G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.

G1. Trying to sleep can be difficult when you've got a neighbour like Jazz. Just ask Prowl...

Professor Potter's second history lesson: Gryffindor was a perv and Slytherin wasn't much better. The third history lesson: don't mess with the Master. Class dismissed.

A bit of a 'what if' story--what if Jazz's first contact with a human hadn't been with Sparkplug and Spike? Also some speculation on Jazz's perceptions. SCHMALTZ AHOY, mateys. Arrh.

COMPLETE! In battle against the Decepticons on an alien world, Rodimus Prime is fatally wounded. Will the Autobots lose their new leader, or will a miracle occur? Read and find out! All stories now accepting anonymous reviews!

Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.

The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!

Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*

AU, SSHP SLASH. Harry Potter's an engaged young man in a world were Magic has gone wild. One day a group of people arrive at Godrics Hollow and everything goes to hell. Please RR

Half a year after the Aerialbots arrive on Earth, a mission goes somewhat awry. Short story, crack-addled first person perspective.

**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS

G1 Wheeljack and Ratchet decide to take a vacation. That was their first mistake...