Author has written 18 stories for Shakespeare, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, and Ludwig Kakumei.
My name is Kat B. I go where the muses carry me, and the muses are incessantly fickle, so regular updating may prove problematic. If that bothers you, turn around now. If you can bear with posting schedules more erratic than a billionaire's guard rotation, then please, welcome. Perhaps I can be of some amusement.
About me? I'll be brief. I suffer from a slew of psychological imbalances, but I manage fine. I like to read, write, listen to music, and watch porn. I'm kind of a foodie. Some days I'm male, some days I'm female. Some days I'm both. Most days, I'm cat. I write fanfiction for two main reasons. One, when my mind is too stressed/cluttered to focus on my original fiction, and two, because that shit is so gay already, someone just needs to take advantage of it.
Writing Style: I generally don't care too much for angst, so you'll only ever find that in my stories if it's someone's character trait, or as a brief inclusion. I like to laugh. I like to make people laugh. Life is shitty enough already. That's not to say all of my stories are just massive joke--they're not. But whatever I write, I will find the humour in the situation. Again, if this is something that may make you uncomfortable, turn around now. But if you can recognize that sometimes (re: virtually always) in life, there really isn't anything else you can do but laugh or cry, laughing being the more pleasant of the two options, then please. By all means, venture forth.
I generally don't write hard yaoi. I can count the number of times I've actually done it (and not simply implied) on one hand. I can do it, I would do it if requested, it just doesn't come up that often. However, I do have a specifically designated story where I'm deliberately working lots and lots of smutty yaoi into it, at the moment.
My favourite genres: humour, romance, adventure. I sometimes get a little dark. I almost always use foul language and adult situations. I mostly write for Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy, but I've got a few other fandoms peppered in there. I try to answer all non-anonymous reviews with a personalized message, however brief. But I don't always check my email in a timely manner, so don't fault me.
Tools of the Trade: Mental instability and something to write with. A kickass soundtrack doesn't hurt, either.
Favorite Quote: "A wise man never loses anything, if he has himself." --Michel de Montaigne
Pairings I Love:
Final Fantasy: CloudxSephiroth (My FF OTP--seriously, 'On your knees'? Oh, nice one, Seph, but still a bit too obvious...), CloudxZack, Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth, SephirothxGenesis, AngealxZack, any combination of S/G/A/Z/C, RenoxCloud, any combination of Reno/Kadaj/Yazoo, KadajxCloud, ZackxAerith, VincentxCid, VincentxSephiroth, NeroxWeiss, SquallxIrvine, SquallxSeifer, SquallxCloud, SquallxSephiroth, SephirothxCaius (Crack, yes. Delicious, yes.)
Kingdom Hearts: CloudxLeon (my all-time favorite pairing), SoRiku, AkuRoku, SoRoxas (double points for twincest), Zemyx, XemnaSaix, CloudxSephiroth, and any combination of Leon, Cloud, Sora, and Riku (LeonxRiku, especially)
DeathNote: LxLight, MelloxNear, MelloxMatt, LightxMisa
Black Cat: TrainxCreed
Ludwig Kakumei: LuixWil
Shakespeare's Othello: Cassiago
Shakespeare's Hamlet: HamletxHoratio
The Avengers: Stony, Thorki, Toki, Hawkeye/BlackWidow
Assassin's Creed: Desmond/Shaun
Free!: NagiRei, HaRin, HaMako, HaruxRinxMako, RinxHis Sexy Stripper Dancing, dat Matsuoka wincest
Content I love:
Crossdressing, well-written Genderswapping, BDSM, Blood play, Torture, Incest, Master/slave, Threesomes/moresomes, Parodies, PWP, WAFF, Violence, Voyeurism, and Solo
Any and/or all of the above coupled with humour makes me infinitely happy. Also, I have a very skewed sense of humour. :3
Other Places Where You Can Find Me:
AdultFanfiction: (same penname, Katana Black)