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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Naruto.

Hello all of you beautiful people!

I’m not much of a writer – I do it for fun. Please, please, do not comment my bad grammar or vocabulary, because trust me I know. So that’s no way I am answering those who comment me for my English. No way. I’m Norwegian, so English isn’t something we usually speak.

All of my stories are about Alice/Jasper. It’s a reason for it. They rock. Easy as 1, 2, 3.


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Miaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Monkey (awesome!)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Amalie Bergtun

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hormiche

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Ice tea

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Kristin

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Tarzan

List twelve Twilight characters in no particular order.

Alice Cullen

Bella Swan

Jasper Hale

Rosalie Hale

Emmett Cullen

Edward Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

Jacob Black

Leah Clearwater

Esme Cullen

Jessica Stanley


1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Emmett/Esme? Never. And it’s not something I’m planning to do either.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Jasper? Mh, he’s really yummy. On a scale from one to ten… A billion :)

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Edward got Alice pregnant… Jasper would most probably kill Edward, then Bella would kill Jasper, Alice and Bella would kill themselves for losing their mates, and… Well, no good idea.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Nah, haven’t checked. Leah is okay…

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Carlisle/Bella? Uh… Gross?

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Rosalie/Jacob or Rosalie/Leah… I feel sorry for Rosalie, but I have to say Rosalie/Jacob.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Carlisle discovered Jasper and Jacob in a secret relationship… I think he would get blind…

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

After Edward left Bella, she goes back to Jacob and finds comfort in him. But Leah is very jealous, and she makes a plan killing them both! :D

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Rosalie/Esme?! I REALLY HOPE NOT!

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Alice/Emmett… ‘If You Like it Bigger’. Sorry, it popped up…

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Rosalie wanted to seduce Alice? Hm, it would probably involve a lot of alcohol… and Jasper and Emmett on the other side of the World…

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Carlisle/Leah? Hope not…

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Esme? ‘My Heart Will Go On’ :D

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (6) and a brief unhappy affair with (2), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Alice and Carlisle are in a happy relationship until Carlisle runs off with Rosalie. Alice, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Edward and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of Emmett and finds true love with Jasper.

15. Out on a date (4) and (11) meet up with (8) and (6). After a drama over a stolen handbag (8) and (6) break up. (4) feeling very guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to (6). (3) ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, (3) is comforted by (7). They have a brief relationship, which ends whe n(3) finds out that (7)/(2)/(9) are having a three way affair. (3) tells (12) which leads too one thing, and they end up being caught doing 'it' together by (12)'s date, (1).

Upset, (1) turns to (5) for comfort. They kiss, watched by (10) who tells everyone.

Out on a date, Rosalie and Jessica meet up with Jacob and Edward. After a drama over a stolen handbag Jacob and Edward break up. Rosalie feeling guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to Edward. Jasper ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, Jasper is comforted by Carlisle. They have a brief relationship, which ends when Jasper finds out that Carlisle/Bella/Leah are having a three way affair. Jasper tells Victoria which leads to one thing, and they end up being caught doing ‘it’ together by Victoria’s date, Alice. Upset, Alice turns to Emmett for comfort. They kiss, being watched by Esme, who tells everyone.

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The Epic Tales of Alice Brandon by mrs-emmett-cullenx3 reviews
Alice Brandon is the Girl Who Lived. At school there's only one boy she wants: Jasper Hale. Will he ever see her as more than his teammate? And what's with the visions she keeps seeing? HP/Twilight x-over. Read past the first chapter please! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 192,247 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Vacation of Pleasure by MmeGray reviews
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are 4 brothers whose father has just handed them the keys to his theme park. When Bella wins a 3-week vacation to said park, and brings Esme, Alice, and Rosalie along, what will happen? MAY BECOME M LATER ON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,407 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Discovering Hogwarts by WishingHeart reviews
Alice Cullen is a new student attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the seventh and final year. However, Head Boy Jasper Hale is forced to be her guide, and neither of them are happy with that little arrangement - are they?
Crossover - Twilight & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Only Slytherin by SarcasticTraitor reviews
At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you can like your crush without being worrying about being laughed by, pummelled or killed, right? So Alice thinks. The only problem is that her boyfriend is a Slytherin. Merry Christmas, Guys!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,179 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Alice
Summer Spurs by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
A great change was on Jasper Whitlock’s horizon; ‘City-girl’ Alice Brandon wanted nothing to do with the southern town. One summer could change everything. A/H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,132 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Alice by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Over havet by Cecilieec reviews
ACROSS THE OCEAN AV ANNAILAIA, OVERSATT TIL NORSK! I en rask og tankeløs handling sender Bella Swan en flaskepost på havet. Flaskeposten når England, hvor Edward Cullen finner den. Bedre summarum inni, AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - Norwegian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
School Projects by Wishes and Words and Etcetera reviews
Alice Brandon has always been infatuated with the mysterious Jasper Whitlock, and all of her dreams seem to come true when they are assigned to be each others partner for a Psychology project. Second place for best AH in the Twilighter Awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Alice Cullen A Wild Child by canadianfatcake reviews
Alice Cullen is a spoilt brat from L.A. When she goes overboard with her father, she is sent to bording school in England. She must break the rules to get expelled, but in doing this she falls in love with the Headmaster's son, Jasper Hale.WildChild cross
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008
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She's A Genius reviews
Amee and Sakura; two completely normal girls go for vacation before college. They never expected extraordinary things to happen, did they? Gaa/OC, Sasu/Saku, Neji/Ten, Naru/Hina, Kiba/OC T for some language and teen stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Gaara
Blinded reviews
When Alice moves from Forks to New York, she didn’t expect her life to turn upside down. But from the moment she met Rosalie, a blind girl who clung to the thought of her brother’s return, she knew it would be different.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper