Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Naruto.
Hello all of you beautiful people!
I’m not much of a writer – I do it for fun. Please, please, do not comment my bad grammar or vocabulary, because trust me I know. So that’s no way I am answering those who comment me for my English. No way. I’m Norwegian, so English isn’t something we usually speak.
All of my stories are about Alice/Jasper. It’s a reason for it. They rock. Easy as 1, 2, 3.
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Mia
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Miaizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Monkey (awesome!)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Amalie Bergtun
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hormiche
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Ice tea
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Kristin
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Tarzan
List twelve Twilight characters in no particular order.
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Emmett/Esme? Never. And it’s not something I’m planning to do either.
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Jasper? Mh, he’s really yummy. On a scale from one to ten… A billion :)
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
If Edward got Alice pregnant… Jasper would most probably kill Edward, then Bella would kill Jasper, Alice and Bella would kill themselves for losing their mates, and… Well, no good idea.
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Nah, haven’t checked. Leah is okay…
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Carlisle/Bella? Uh… Gross?
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Rosalie/Jacob or Rosalie/Leah… I feel sorry for Rosalie, but I have to say Rosalie/Jacob.
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Carlisle discovered Jasper and Jacob in a secret relationship… I think he would get blind…
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
After Edward left Bella, she goes back to Jacob and finds comfort in him. But Leah is very jealous, and she makes a plan killing them both! :D
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Rosalie/Esme?! I REALLY HOPE NOT!
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Alice/Emmett… ‘If You Like it Bigger’. Sorry, it popped up…
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
If Rosalie wanted to seduce Alice? Hm, it would probably involve a lot of alcohol… and Jasper and Emmett on the other side of the World…
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Carlisle/Leah? Hope not…
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Esme? ‘My Heart Will Go On’ :D
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (6) and a brief unhappy affair with (2), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Alice and Carlisle are in a happy relationship until Carlisle runs off with Rosalie. Alice, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Edward and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of Emmett and finds true love with Jasper.
15. Out on a date (4) and (11) meet up with (8) and (6). After a drama over a stolen handbag (8) and (6) break up. (4) feeling very guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to (6). (3) ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, (3) is comforted by (7). They have a brief relationship, which ends whe n(3) finds out that (7)/(2)/(9) are having a three way affair. (3) tells (12) which leads too one thing, and they end up being caught doing 'it' together by (12)'s date, (1).
Upset, (1) turns to (5) for comfort. They kiss, watched by (10) who tells everyone.
Out on a date, Rosalie and Jessica meet up with Jacob and Edward. After a drama over a stolen handbag Jacob and Edward break up. Rosalie feeling guilty for the handbag episode goes to talk to Edward. Jasper ends up finding them in a very interesting position. Feeling scarred for life, Jasper is comforted by Carlisle. They have a brief relationship, which ends when Jasper finds out that Carlisle/Bella/Leah are having a three way affair. Jasper tells Victoria which leads to one thing, and they end up being caught doing ‘it’ together by Victoria’s date, Alice. Upset, Alice turns to Emmett for comfort. They kiss, being watched by Esme, who tells everyone.