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Joined 04-03-09, id: 1887929, Profile Updated: 04-25-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey! My name's really Annabel but my friends call Annie. I'll warn you right now; I have awful common sense - Seriously ask some of my friends! So if I ask a really stupid question / don't get something, just ignore me. I try to stay positive, even though it seems like toe world is out to get me. Luckily I have my amazing friends who (though mad) make me smile and laugh.

Right now I love Michael McIntrye. He's so funny and always happy and smiling! What makes him so amazing (in my personal opinion) is how he bases his jokes on real-life, common situations that we don't even stop to think about. He's probably the only celebrity I really like. I don't ususally like to idolize people, but he's genuine (unlike most celebrities these days) and he makes me smile. I also love A Very Potter Musical (it's on Youtube - go check it out if you love Harry Potter. It' amazing and I love Draco Malfoy in it and his obsession with pigfarts). I love reading and although writing isn't my strong point, it has been fun writing my little world.

Just to point out, my twilight fanfics aren't really based on the original. There are certain things that irriate me about the original book, so this is my interpretation of the characters. (No offence to twilight lovers, but it's my personal opinion, I just prefer othe books like Harry Potter).

My Fanfics

I've only written 2 fanfics so far. I'd actually recommend only reading my second one (Phoneix High School...) as I've read 'A Forgotten Friendship (which I started over a year ago) and I have to say I don't even like what I've written. I'm hoping my wirting has improved, which is why I think Phoneix High School is better written. Unfortunately I've been loaded with GCSE exams so I haven't updated in ages, but I'm finishing exams soon so hopefully I will start to update again.

My first ever fanfic 'A Forgotten Friendship' I still haven't completed. It's about Bella and Edward, who used to be friends but got seperated about a tragic event. 10 years later, they re-unite, but they have no idea they used to know each other! Can they figure it out? This story focuses on the suffering of many poor, innocent children. 3 tragedies are expressed through Edward's, Jasper's and Emmett's adoptive pasts. However, this story isn't as depressing as it sounds. My aim for this story is to show how lucky we truly are, and that we should be grateful for what we have!

My second fanfic is called 'Phoenix High School ; Only the Strong will Survive'. This story is completly different to my first one. It's about Bella and Rsoalie, who are twins. They get transferred into Phoenix High school where, particulary Bella, is bewildered by the cliques and stereotypes. The popular crowd consisits of Lauren, Jessica and Alice. Lauren especially is making Bella's life hell. This story deals with both the negatives and positives of high school; deceit, jealously, forming true bonds and finding youself. My aim in the story is to ridicule sterotypes and cliques. Everyone is unique and should be liked for who they truly are!

Likes

I love reading, listening to music, hanging out with my friends, watching movies and playing the piano.

My favourite books are: Harry Potter, Pride & Prejudice, The Da Vinci Code, My Sister's Keeper, Handle With Care

Favourite films: Harry Potter, The Pursuit of Happyness, Slumdog Millionarie, Pride & Prejudice (BBC version), Mean Girls (just for some chill-out humour), The Terminal, 21, Cellular, Emma, 10 Things I Hate About You, I am Legend, Ice Age, Shrek, Toy Story 3 etc

Favourite musicals: Mamma Mia, Grease, The Lion King (You're never too old to like a cartoon!)

Dislikes

I absoluetely HATE cliques. I believe everyone is unique and individual, so you can't classify someone into a group.

I don't like people making assumptions about me, especially when they first meet me. It is not able to judge someone withing 5 seconds of meeting them, mostly judged on apperance.

I hate arguments as well (and any of my friends would tell you that!) I'm into the 'world-peace' idea and I agree that violence never solves anything. I never choose sides in an argument unless I feel strongly about it (for instance if someone is dissing my religion, which is Christianity by the way). But most of the time arguments are pointless.

This sort of sums me up...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, annie2163

Funny but Random quotes

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks I call my friends

Yeah you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think you're stupid

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone’s in style

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed-I'm not a can.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Smile... it confuses people

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

I can resist anything but temptation

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there

A day without sunshine is like...night

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Happiness is just around the corner! Too bad the world is round!

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

My Idea of the Perfect (or at least close to perfect) Boyfriend

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot;
who calls you back when you hang up on him;
who'll lay under the stars for hours and just listen to your heart beat,
or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead;
who keeps your picture in his wallet;
who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants;
who holds your hand in front of all his friends;
who thinks you're beautiful without make-up;
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you...
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

Good mottos that I really like:

"Lifes not about waiting for the storm to pass...its about learning to dance in the rain"

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you could be the world"

"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genuis. It's better to be absoulutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid!"

"Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

"Friends are like rainbows...they brighten your life after you've gone through a storm"

"Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm"

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through."

"Never give up on dreams...just catch them as they fly by"

"Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worth-while"

“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”

"One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching!"

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"Our eyes are placed in front, because it's always more important to look ahead than back"

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

"We were giving 2 hands to hold, 2 eyes to see, 2 legs to walk, but why only 1 heart? Because the other one was given to someone else for us to find"

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

Funny Mottos from my friend Nez93:

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?

It's always the last place you look... Well duh!! Why would I keep looking after I found it?!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Someday my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Copy and Paste Thingies

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If short people will one day rule the world copy and past this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. (You know what? I didn't even realise fall was called because of that! I really have no common sense sometimes)

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile.
(I really am stupid sometimes!)

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever started laughing at something that is remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

95 of kids laugh at other kids because they are different. Copy this into your profile if you are apart of the 5 that laughs at the other 95 because they're all the same.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, achildwithbloodstaineddagger, m.h.cullen, annie2163

Be Against Racism

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
--IF YOU BELIEVE RACISM IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

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The Perfectly, Imperfect Girl: Annabell Kinsman by InstantlyInsane reviews
Annie Kinsman best friend to Lily Evans cousin to James Potter forced aquaintance to Sirius Black. Annie cant stand Sirius though. She puts up with him to make James happy and for that reason only. That is until she starts to see him in a different light.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/1/2010 - OC, Sirius B.
The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 325,763 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5032 - Favs: 5,061 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4577 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Want You To Want Me by Ramenette reviews
It was a fatal attraction. I wasn't supposed to like him. He was a friend, not a boyfriend. We shouldn't act the way we do with each other. Sirius Black wasn't boyfriend material at all. SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,407 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sirius B., OC
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
What does it mean? by Vitzy reviews
Different generations and eras have different take on the same word. Might be a little melancholy but sweet at the same time. Words done: family, sibling, power, failure, belonging, fear, dreams, courage, loneliness and LOVE. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3637 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 4,542 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella! meet Bella! by Vitzy reviews
Isabella Swan and Bellatrix Lestrange have an unorthodox meeting. My first Twilight/Harry Potter Xover. R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella - Complete
Ten things that Harry Potter has given us by Vitzy reviews
A tribute to all things Harry. I'm feeling emotional again about it being the end so here is my list of ten things HP has given us. Read it...go on!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
I'm Katie & I'm an Anger Addict by confessions.of.katijane reviews
When McGonagall institutes her own form of anger management on a hottempered Katie Bell, our favorite chaser begins to use a diary to vent about all of the frustrations in her life. Namely concerning a certain Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,765 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Katie B., George W.
You're an Idiot, Sirius Black by Squid7000 reviews
My 7th year to-do list: 1. Find a cure for cancer. 2. Avoid EX-best friend, Sirius Black, at ALL costs. 3. Survive. *cricket, cricket* Yeah, I should be so lucky. SB/OC **ABANDONED. To anyone who's stuck around or left a kind word - thank you so much. I'm so sorry.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,278 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sirius B., OC
Don't Let It Go To Your Head by Aurore Day reviews
Formerly Ew. About a girl who was completely in control... and that one boy who just had to mess things up. Aria Colette. Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,512 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
wish on a star by Just the Wind reviews
No matter how many stars you wish on, nothing is happening but you'll still look for four leaf clovers to charm your way out of this mess. Luna's story through freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
How It Starts by yeahyeahnevernever reviews
Bella and Edward have known each other since they were young. . Edward realizes Bella is right for him. but one party will change their lives forever. all human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4988 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Everyone Was Wrong by Joelle8 reviews
Sirius Black thought he knew everything about his arch nemesis, Sasha Berg. He was wrong. And as he discovers just how terribly wrong he is, he also learns that love and hate aren't nearly as different as they seem. SBOC JPLE RLMM OCOC & very slight PPOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,051 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
99 Ways To Annoy Voldemort by Gabrielle Silverwood by Gabriella Silverwood reviews
My very own personal creation if you're just itching for a good round of Crucios from our favourite Dark Lord.Enjoy! Original.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Make Me by XxXxSlytherinPrincessxXxX reviews
What happens when the biggest game of Truth or Dare breaks out in Hogwarts? Could a horrifying game between two rival houses possibly bring the most unlikely people together? R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Phone That Mocked Draco by davestridersjunk reviews
What The HELL Is That?" Draco shouted, spinning on his spot. "Didn't I tell you to answer it Draco?" Hermione asked. "I did! I asked it, where are you from? Can't it say anything but 'ring, ring?" He asked, confusion evident in his tone. A Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Very Last Time by xoxphoenix reviews
“Severus was used to being hated… He had been hated all his life… Being hated by her however, was a new thing entirely...” A short one shot about one boy's regret and another girl’s resolution never to forgive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's a Game by loveandhuggies reviews
Love is a game." James Potter, Marauder and trouble-maker, is dreadfully in love with Lily Evans, Head Girl and rule-abider. And Lily is dreadfully annoyed with him. He's determined to win her over. Padfoot's not helping much... Rated: T: just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Seven Deadly Sins by Extended-Wings09 reviews
In order to prove that Hermione is not boring and not Miss Goody-two-Shoes, she takes on the dare to commit the seven deadly sins. One sin for one day. She thinks its easy, but of course, its not. Wait, what does Malfoy have anything to do with the dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,692 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
La Bullied Bella No More by julietsparks reviews
Bella was bullied by Edward when they were younger and she flees to Phoenix & eventually moves to Italy. 4 years later, she returns to Forks, better than anyone has ever expected and she plans to make Edward regret everything he's done to her. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,257 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Only Dance by chrystaline reviews
COMPLETE: Severus Snape loved her so much he would live a life of horror just for her memory. Snippets from Hogwarts days, Lily's engagement and Death and Afterlife. Three-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hufflepuff, Always by Squid7000 reviews
In the face of death, Ernie Macmillan tries to be brave, but he is no Gryffindor. He's a Hufflepuff, always. For the Random Characters challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ernie M., Antonin D. - Complete
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Ink by Terez reviews
Alice shows Jasper what he means to her with a calligraphy pen and a bottle of ink.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Love Him Back by Squid7000 reviews
Four times Severus Snape didn't say, "I love you," and the one time he did. One sided Severus/Lily. For the Five Things Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Boy, A Snapped Quill, and some Rocks by TheSecretHeart reviews
It started with a dream... and now Hermione Granger's life has been turned to shambles all because of a certain attraction to a certain white-blond boy. Awarded a place on the master list of best Dramionie fics 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,951 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Given Up by cute but kinda deadly reviews
You know what, Malfoy?" She said in a low voice. "No, Beaver, what?" It was a few seconds before she answered, and when she did, his whole demeanor crashed. "It's over. You win." And with that, she walked away and out of sight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twilight Speak! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8723 - Favs: 14,297 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind the Gap by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Edward and Bella are two seperate people, with their own lives. Messages on a tube wall can change everything. But, sometimes, the gaps are the one thing no one ever bothers to mind, until they're suddenly there. Canon pairs, AH, ExB all the way! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,951 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Too Late by cute but kinda deadly reviews
After a Quidditch game, Draco corners Hermione and questions her on her odd behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playful by Terez reviews
Alice is in a playful mood and won’t let Jasper see her drawing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Power of Three by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
Three days. Three dares. Three lessons of torture for Lily Evans; in the shape of James Potter, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dancing in the Rain by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper dance in the rain.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Being Mrs Malfoy by kkiiittttyyyyy reviews
Because nothing is as complicated as being a Malfoy wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Life of a Marauder by kainda reviews
My name is Natalie. Or Chippy, as my friends call me. My friends, the Marauders, as we call us. Those idiotic boys that make my life worth living. I guess that makes me idiot as well but hey, what can you do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - OC, Sirius B.
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
21 Ways to Aggravate Edward Cullen by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Inspired by 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do & 22 ways to scare, annoy or generally confuse Carlisle. Thanks! Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007
100 and 1 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood by just giddy reviews
Oliver's beloved team list 100 and 1 ways to annoy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Oliver W.
A Dance by Inell13 reviews
Fred and Hermione share a dance at a wedding
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Things James Likes Most About Lily Evans by White-Lily-Blossom reviews
Just what the title says. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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A Forgotten Friendship reviews
After a tragic event 10 years ago, child-hood friends Bella and Edward were seperated. One day, they reunite. But they don't remember each other! What is Edward's secret past? Why did he leave so quickly? And how has being adopted changed him? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Phoenix High School : Only the Strong will Survive reviews
Bella and Rosalie - twins with a strong bond! But will that last as they both enter the wildness of high school? Deceit, jealously and backstabbing are a sure of when the 'popular' crowd consists of Lauren, Jessica and Alice. But are there true bonds?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Rosalie