Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Total Drama series.
Courtney (To Duncan): UGH! You are such an ogre, Do your parents even like you?
Duncan: I Don't know Jumpy McChicken, i haven't asked them in a while.
· Courtney- what is it with guys and bodily functions and near death experiences that's so cool??... Then again, danger is kinda hot... (She grabs Duncan and kisses him) you're still not my type
Duncan- you make me sick (they kiss again)
LOL Those are like my favorite duncan and courtney quotes.
Anyway i seriously don't have the time to write my life story, but i LOVE TDI/TDA. OBVs... BONES And most cartoons are what i live for on weekdays. well besides my phone, my awsome punk rock friends, and my band. oh and my skateboard. My names Kat. there's actually a funny story with that name, but the summarized version is watch what you say, because this KAT's got claws. Yeah my BFF's came up with that. one of my besties actually have an account here her name is Ally, or here in the land of fanfiction superhero11. like as in twilight what if i'm not the hero. Yea both of us LOVE to read, write, and watch BONES. i'm just a Courtney, still looking for my Duncan (TDI refrense again, watch to know) Yes that's my car, hello sixteenth b-day present. It's yellow, a truck, and awsome. anyways i'm being airshipped to the border (MEXICO, duh) and hopefully will make it to tijuania and will drink until im dizzy. I LOVE MEXICO!! LOLZ!!
Anywayz more things you should know about me is...
~ Brown Eyes
~I'm not telling you my WEIGHT! You must be seriously stoned if you think i was.
~ I have 2 library cards.
~I'm OBSESSESD with Music and Dance.
~I'm a band nerd ((INSIDE JOKE)), i play the trumpet.
~My favorite books include
Blood And Chocolate
And Of Course
My favorite T.V shows consist of
Secret Life Of The American Teenager
America's Next Top Model
Ben 10: ALIEN FORCE
((THE SERIES WITH KEVIN, BECAUSE WITHOUT KEVIN THE WORLD WOULDN'T GO ROUND))
And Of Course
TOTAL DRAMA ACTION
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
Put an "x" for everything that relates to you
() You are a wannabe at sometimes
() You have a best friend
() You wear/used to wear braces
(x) Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
(x) One of your favorites colors is pink
() You work on a farm
(x) You surf
(x) You're a vegetarian
(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(X) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
() You get along with everybody
() Everything should be natural to you
() You love technology
(x) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
() You are a quick healer
() You easily get sun burn
() You have a gap between your front teeth
() A poor diet scares you
() You play the keyboard
() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
() You are/were a CIT
(x) You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily
(x) Everything is important to you
(x) You are/were on the Student Council
(x) Everything turns out wrong for you(x) You fall for the delinquents/criminals
(X) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
(X) You love animals
() Everybody loves you
() You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
() You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
() You get scared easily
() Group hugs are cuddly
() You have/had a mohawk
() You've been to jail/prison
(x) You love skulls and crossbones
(x) You have piercings
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors
(x) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
(x) You pick on dorks
(X) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
() You often lift weights
() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
(x) You are competitive
() You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
(x) You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
() You're homeschooled
() You're a sexist
() You have/had/wear a toque
() You often say "eh"
() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
() You pick your nose often
() You have no friends
() You are pale
(X) You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You often make out most of the day
() You wear a cowboy hat
(x) You're the youngest sibling in your family
(x) One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
(x) You skateboard
() You're goth
(x) You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
() You wear fishnets and black
() You make the first move
(x) Preppy things piss you off
() You have a younger brother
(x) Annoying things urke you up
() You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
() You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
() You read comics
() You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
() You're the Queen Bee
() You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice sometimes
() You often get embarrassed sometimes
() Weird people make you mad
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
() You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
(x) Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
() You run a lot
() You want to be called by your nickname
(x) You've camped out in the woods
() You're the eye candy
() People often stare at you
() People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photoshots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous
() You have a BFFFL
(x) You have big hips, but skinny body
(x) You're pretty
(x) You're often sweet
() You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
(x) You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends (we're all the same we're not fat we're all exactly weird huh)
() You're the ghetto girl
(x) You wear baby T's
(x) You easily get pissed off
(x) You love winning
(x) You have a great taste in style
(x) You know how to dance
() Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
()You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
() You take Gymnastics
() Your boobs are big
(x) You're a "Daddy's Girl"
() You fall for the jocks
() Your eyes are blue
(x) Makeup looks pretty on you
(X) You are a bookworm
() Your IQ is off the charts/high
(x) You're in Honors classes
() Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky
() You're quiet
() You've accidently kissed someone of the same sex
() You don't like parties
() You're overweight
() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
(x) Everyone loves you
(X) You love adventure
() You're out of shape
(X) You love to eat
() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
() You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
() You accidently do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
() You easily cry
() You love to squeal
(x) You often do things wrong
(x) You play/played the guitar
(x) You often wear green
(x) You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9
(X) You care for the people you love
(x) You're still looking for that special someone
(X) You act weird sometimes
(x) You easily fall in love
() You suck at sports
() You often wear red
() You wear a head bandana
() You wear sweat clothes
() You're tall
(x) You have brown hair and brown eyes
() You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
•.¸.•´ Duncan •¸.´
. +DUNCANxCOURTNEY+ . , RULES. + PUT+ . IT + . ON. .
+ . YOUR. + . + . + ..HOMEPAGE.. + . +
"You say Degrassi, I say TDA. You say Bella and Edward, I say Duncan and Courtney. You say Live Action, I say Animation. You say TDA sucks, I KILL YOU."
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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
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FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
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FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
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FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
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If you don't follow around ANYTHING that the crowd does copy and paste this on your profile
Did u know before u go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite gender is thinking of you .they want to kiss you ,they want to be with you they are always thinking about you bfore they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years.
If you like Duncan and Courtney, copy and paste this onto your profile
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!
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If you were upset when Harold switched the votes so that Courtney would get voted off instead (this happened in Basic Straining), copy this into your profile.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
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verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
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and had been hoping to get into a
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years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
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a FedEx delivery man came into my
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(even without packages) and asked me
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months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
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something major that you've been wanting
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
Ok so that's basically it if you want to friend me on myspace my URL is Single_But_Hot ((Another Inside Joke))
And you're always welcome to send me a PM or ask me to BETA PROOF your story