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Joined 04-03-09, id: 1888204, Profile Updated: 05-14-13
Author has written 3 stories for Inheritance Cycle.

Mornin' all. I'm Blu. I love to write poetry and think. Sometimes I do both at the same time. I am fairly pretentious.

Things I like: William Faulkner; toast and strawberry jam; Octopus Pie; crude humour; sunset along the Portuguese coast in the summer; confusing metaphors; plays by Tom Stoppard; the city of Rome; plutocratic dystopias; tragic love stories; semi-colons; not believing in a higher power; political discourse; butts; free-jazz and emocore; lavender; Scotland; starry, starry nights with no moon; cuddling people.

Things I dislike: Dishonesty of all kinds. Badly written characters. Nostalgia-value overtaking everything. The commercialisation of art.
Capitalism. Reddit. Having greasy hair.

Things I hate: Eldest (the book).

Update [14/5/2013: I am on permanent hiatus. I'm sorry. I said I'd finish these stories, but I don't think I will. In retrospect, the only story of mine I like is 'The Girl Who Waited.' The rest suffer a severe case of repetition and adjective overdose, with a serious lack of real innovation. GWW isn't safe from those problems either.

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Older by that tanned idiot reviews
Murtagh lives with Thorn in the elves' forest from Eragon's insistence. In between the countless branches and seasons he begins to find aspects around and inside of himself he's been previously blind to. - A large story told in bits with eventual MxOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Murtagh
Purple by definatleynotafelineorcephalod reviews
Sets of 25 one-sentence themes detailing the relationships and parallels between Morzan and Brom, as well as those of their sons.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Eragon S., Morzan - Complete
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The Midnight Masque reviews
Entangled in a dark curse, Arya is trapped behind the crimson banners of the Empire - but who is the real Emperor? During the eternal midnight, she hears music: of love, treachery and delusion as Eragon turns war to bloodthirsty carnage to 'save' her. MxA
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,705 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Murtagh, Arya
The Girl Who Waited reviews
"Red Dragon at night; True Love's delight." - She waited every night for that scarlet dragon, fluttering in the realm of dreams. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited... Post-Inheritance.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Nasuada, Murtagh
Sunset reviews
Dark, cold, blinded. Blinded by fear. Blinded by anger. Blinded by hope. After the sun falls, darkness always comes. After the fantasies of Riders ended, the war came. The soldier didn't even attempt to understand. Pawns were pawns. One-shot. Please R&R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete