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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Yes, I realize that that is Tonks. Yes, I realize that I have not even written about Tonks yet (I'm getting there). Yes, I realize that I am not Tonks. I also realize that that picture is the epitomy of me, therefore it is my avatar. If you do not know what an epitomy is, then...GO BUY A DAG-FLAGGIN' DICTIONARY AND READ IT!!!!!! LOL, JK...without the Rowling...hehe. :)

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Bellatrix Black … is 'quietly' going insane.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone asks you what you want for your birthday, and you reply, "An owl, so we can keep in touch when I leave for Hogwarts!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had to sweep a floor, and tried to get the broom by shouting, "UP!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that the potrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are wondering why Lupin and Tonks seem to be together at the start of half blood prince movie AND why tonks' hair is brown, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever been hit in the face with any sort of sports-related bell (i.e. football, basketball, dodgeball) copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Say and/or do these repeatedly and it WILL make people mad. :D

(sympatheticly) no muffin for you...

too bad! (with major attitude)

sounds like a personal problem to me.

it's ok. we ALL should have been there!

laugh out loud to yourself & say nevermind when they say "what?"

literally laugh out loud when texting someone "lol".

literally roll on the floor laughing when texting "rotflol".

when someone is wearing orange, say, "it's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!"

only roll up one sleeve & REFUSE to do anything about it.

leave one shoe untied all day.

speak in pig latin.

tap their shoulder and say "sorry, didn't mean to," every time they turn around.

call them (restricted) & pretend they're the local pizza place & you want to place an order. feel free to use exotic accents of any sort, particularly arabic. (no offense to any arabs).

call them peach fuzz.

stare at them constantly.

get your hair cut exactly like theirs.

copy their every move.

step on their feet.

call them "honey" instead of their real name.

make random noises.

shout inappropriate things.

yell at inappropriate times.

whisper at inappropriate times.

say & pretend it's opposite day.

say "yes, we are out of bananas" every time they speak to you.

ask them what annoys them.

ask them what their least favorite food is, and the next day offer them some.

read their private notebook while they're in the next room.

tell them you read their diary and know ALL their secrets, whether you do or not.

say "i am perturbed" repeatedly & never explain.

say "you dropped your pocket!" then walk away while they look down.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

I borrowed this from a profile who borrowed it from someone else. feel free to borrow it as well. *gasp!* we can start a chain profile!!!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

Don't count the days, make the days count

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples!

Yeah, the grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow

Be thankful for what you have, because it's probably more than most

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now if only I can figure out where I am..

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away...plus, you have their shoes!

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Where's the good in goodbye?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

We all smile in the same language

I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave

Second place is the first loser

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? (Yep!)

I am in shape...round is a shape

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quiet

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

People keeps complaining I don't listen to them...or something like that.

Intelligence has limits, stupidity deosn't.

Smile...it confuses people!


If it wasn't for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candle light.

A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Did you know 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

I didn't create this but it's COMPLETELY AWESOME (and very true)

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's James and Lily
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY!

'Rape and pillage' is not the correct answer when asked a question about what people do when they get control of something.… nor is it the correct answer to anything else.

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Do You Love Me by dragonpearlz reviews
The Ministry has declared that any werewolf not married must die. When Hermione steps in to save Remus, they fall in love and help their ck Fic. Not Canon. pseudo-sequel to Call Me Remus. Sneezefic:RL,SS,HG. nt:The Village PLEASE NOTICE THAT THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN UNTIL THE SAME NAME, BUT WITH THE TERM 'REWRITE'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 79,545 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Butterflies and Chaos by Allejen reviews
Nine-year-old Ginny's life changes forever one spring day when she chooses to go for a walk. By the end of the day, Aurors declare her a Dark witch and she is sent to live with her grandmother, Cedrella Weasley nee Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,247 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Ginny W., Daphne G., Cedrella B.
Whatever I want? by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
" I get whatever I want, if I pretend to be your girlfriend right " Hermione asked. " I know I am going to regret this later, but yes Granger whatever you want " Draco said. WARNING Contains graphic language. No SEX scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,763 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stolen Kiss by pugsleys mom reviews
While Edward and Bella discuss how she doesn't see how pretty she really is , Edward lets slip that Jasper may see her the same way he does .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,316 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Golden Threads And Silver Needles by Kelsiee reviews
Sequel To 'I Will Never Hurt You'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,824 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
To Give the Devil His Due by Blue Wonderland reviews
Time has passed. Souls have grown weary. The war is still raging on against Voldemort. Death and distrust are their only companions in this new world, in this new order. But hope glimmers. Hermione must trust Malfoy with her life for any chance of survival. Is this change or is it the moment Voldemort and his Death Eaters have been waiting for? A chance to put out the Light?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,964 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My Version of New Moon by Kathleen7295 reviews
In this version of New Moon, Edward left Bella, but Jasper came back to help her get through it. They grow to be very close friends, and maybe more...read and find out. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,781 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Bella, Jasper
We Could Be by poweroverbirds reviews
and so the lion fell in love with the snake
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,231 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Silver Eyes by YoungNotUseless reviews
"I'm so sorry." The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione's brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence,language, & some sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,951 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Wish by Michelle Pruitt reviews
Hermione Granger has been plagued with a secret her entire life, and a certain red-haired Weasley won't stop until he finds out what it is, even if its revelation sends the fate of the entire wizarding world careening in an entirely new direction...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,764 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Bellum Amoris: War of Love by Lena Knight reviews
Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban and returns to his family. How will everything work out once his name is cleared and the Dark Lord returns? Can love survive during a war? Sequel to Periculosus Amor: Dangerous Love. It can be read as a stand-alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,733 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sirius B., OC
Flabbergasted by 2NiCe4U reviews
A series of encounters between Severus Snape and Hermione Granger that leave one or both parties, well, flabbergasted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Another Point Of View by moon12345 reviews
A wrong spell causes troubles at the marauders' life. In short, Remus and James switch bodies.. MWPP era SLASH RLSB, also some LEJP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Behind the Mask by Your sweetest dream reviews
Hermione finds herself wondering who the true Severus Snape is. She explores in her animagus form, but is shocked when Snape asks her to become his familiar. Will she be able to keep up the pretext and live a double life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,250 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hi Daddy! by radarsada reviews
The Dark Lord was having a great day. Then his son is thrown into his life. Open curtain, bring in my darling, hyper OC. THERE WILL BE SLASH! Harry/OC. Come on people, join me in my happiness. And the swearing. HeeHee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Things to do on Road Trips by DarkPandaAngel reviews
After Fred and George leave Hogwarts they come home to the Burrow and their parents decide to take them on a road trip. During this road trip Fred and George unknowingly do everything that is on the 'Things to do on Road Trips' list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - George W., Fred W.
Comedy Roast of Harry Potter by Major Dover111 reviews
Sick of all the other boring stories? Take a minute to glance at some of the funniest coversations roasting the Harry Potter franchise. *Humor is reccommended
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P.
Country Girl by HarBar17 reviews
After NM, Edward never came back, Jasper left the Cullens& started his own coven with Peter. Bella is turned and joins his coven. Jasper and Bella are really mates. What happens when the Cullens come 4 a visit. One thing, Jasper's coven arent vegeterians.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Bella, Jasper
It's a Quidditch Thing by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
Okay, so most of you have probably heard of the show MadTV. This is based off the sketch 'It's a Football Thing.' Light Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
My Stolen Child by Ambereyedwolfchild reviews
Lily and James' child dies, only hours after being born. When James goes to collect the boy he switches it for a different child. This child had a twin. Sixteen years later the twins learn the truth. Can the twins come together against the world. AU Will not be continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Things i am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by rahsax reviews
yeah i know this is an overused thing to do... but i just couldn't help myself... minor slash just me teasing characters about it, no actually pairing hints, i don't think ... some swearing... and... i think thats it! one of my first fics so be nice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010
Falling For A Ferret by blueIedangel reviews
What will happen when a Weasley and a Malfoy are forced to not only live together but be magically stuck together. chaos of course, but then what if a certain ferret turns out to not be as bad as he seems? could he be the man of her dreams? GW/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,117 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by Lupa Dracolis reviews
In which Snape gets rick rolled, loses the game, gets sneezed on, gets charmed red and gold, and followed around by a bottle of shampoo. T because I wouldn't feel safe otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Amber Eyes and Silver Lies by missimogen reviews
Mum always called me princess when I was little. Now I finally understand why. I am one, well according to the all the other purebloods in society. I'm the sole heiress to the most well respected, liked and richest pureblood families, the Madisons. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ten Things You Didn't Know About by SophiaOfSlytherin reviews
Self-explainatory. Ten things you didnt know about the HP charries. First is Bellatrix, but even if you hate her, keep reading because each chapt. is someone else! R&R No slash will be involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009
Things Hermione Granger Didn't Learn From A Book by Stellata reviews
Something a book can't teach her? Impossible - nay, highly improbable... So who could teach her? Enter one half of our resident prankster team. Now 4th year is turning out to be far more interesting than Hermione had ever thought... Hermione/Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W., Harry P.
A Ring, A Promise and A Malfoy? by xxTinkxx reviews
Hermione's parents lost their jobs and they hardly get by. How can a promise her grandpa made practically force her to marry Maloy even though they still have their 7th year left? Does Hermione have what it takes to live the Manor? HermionexDraco fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kismet by Boogum reviews
When a seer predicts that Draco Malfoy is Ginny's destiny, she immediately sets out to prove the prophecy wrong. Unfortunately, Fate doesn't listen to the ravings of irate redheads, and it doesn't help that her own thoughts are turning to the dark side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,559 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
For Entertainment Purposes Only by HorcruxFinder reviews
Rose tried to convince herself that what she was doing with Scorpius Malfoy was for entertainment purposes only. But then her feelings began to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,370 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Brotherhood by MajorBookworm94 reviews
Sirius Black and Harry Potter meet inside Azkaban. They are both innocent and escape together. Meanwhile, all their former friends fear for their lives. Some father/son bonding. Not Slash. AU obviously. COMPLETE but BEING EDITED at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 56,792 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Ginny W.
Old Ways by Crazy Hyper Gleek reviews
Lily and James of the most noble and ancient house of Potter had two children. We have all heard of Harry James, their youngest. But what happened to their eldest, their baby girl? Full Summary inside. Chapter 4 fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Her best friend, not her! by Trigiani Blue reviews
When Draco Malfoy is challenged to bed Hermione Granger he chooses the easiest option to get closer to her: her best girl friend, Ginny Weasley. In his attempt to win a bet would he fall for the wrong girl? DracoGinny Rated T for mature language R&R plz!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Marauders' Dawn by GondorianRose5647 reviews
It's the Marauders first year, James Potter has a twin sister Catherine nicknamed Catie. Go through their adventures at Hogwarts with the Marauders, Lily, and Severus, starting from their first year. Please R & R! COMPLETED: 8.7.10!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,418 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - James P., OC - Complete
An Unexpected Flame by Aristocat reviews
Draco wants to get back at Harry and what better way than to steal the girl he loves. But what happens when it becomes more than just a game? DG R&R, why not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,386 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Fell In Love Without You by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Avery Vanderbilt; Head Girl, Mature, Cautious... except she just fell in love... without him... FWXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Fred W., OC - Complete
The Various Antics of Fred and George Weasley by Klbooks reviews
Ahhh...the troublesome duo we all know and love. But what trouble and mayhem did they cause at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Fred W., George W.
The Magical Pecking Bird by Radical.2 reviews
One-shot featuring James, Lily, and Sirius. Lily is rudely interrupted while folding origami birds and takes revenge on James. Sequel now out- The Mexican Bird of Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
On the other hand by LoonyMoony1396 reviews
"Hm…This one could be many…Ravenclaw for her wit. Gryffindor for her bravery….or yes that's it! SLYTHERIN!" The sorting hat yelled. Hermione was frozen as cheers erupted from the Slytherin table. Dramione! REVIEW! A little OOC...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,437 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Poor Snape by MiniBuzzy reviews
Just a little songfic that I wrote while listening to too much music. No twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Prophecy by XxXTheNamelessOneXxX reviews
AU Voldy puts a spell on Hogwarts and whoever says 'the prophecy' in one sentence, is condemmed to respond with 'according to the prophecy' after every sentence or so. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter Meets Potter Puppet Pals by WordsOfASong reviews
Harry Potter and his friends find the Potter Puppet Pals. They spend some time enjoying the wonders of muggles discovering them, until Hermione realizes it's a threat to the exposure of the wizarding world. Her choices can affect their future. Now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Procrastination by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: "While society has long since accepted that Muggle-borns are just as capable of magic as those from magical families, it cannot be denied that such students seem more prone to distraction. Apparently there's this thing called the Internet..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/25/2010 - OC - Complete
Broom Closet Encounters by Chuck Norris Worshipper reviews
"Hello, Lily, dearest! Fancy meeting you here!" I could practically see that stupidly cheerful smile on his face, as if he were genuinely happy to see me. Creepy little bugger, Potter... "Why am I locked in a broom closet with you, Potter?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
What We're Made Of by Intoxicated-Eyes reviews
This is a collab I am writing with Alan's Only. Dumbledore takes the liberty of trying to encourage school unity over house pride. He has volunteered a group of professors and students to fix-up an abandoned muggle building that is rumored to be haunted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010
James Potter Problem by Owl and Crow reviews
Anger, annoyance, more anger, table envy and snogging on Remus' bed. Lily has a problem and its name is James Potter. Copius amount of angry Lily and confused Marauders. You have been warned! Sort of a prequel to Sexual Education, can be read separately!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Remus Lupin Discovers the Magic of Chocolate by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Adventure and chaos reigns during an attack on Harry while he is in hiding. Throughout all of this, Remus Lupin tries out his newest countercurse theory - chocolate. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Paro What? by LubiLuu reviews
Complete Crack Fic XD I won't blame you if you wanna slap me with a wet fish :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Unspoken Rules by Captain Boo Bear reviews
For Being a Marauder. MWPP. Mentions of ships: remus/sirius/remus/r/s/sbrlsb : james/lily/james/jple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
As Close As A Father To Me by ArwenJaneLilyLyra reviews
A father's day gift. Harry reflects his lack of a father, until he remembers one person who is as good as...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Snow Angels by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
"Make snow angels with me, Potter," Malfoy said, still not looking over at Harry. The Gryffindor sat halfway up and goggled at the Slytherin, wondering who had hit him with a Confundus charm. "You've lost your marbles, Malfoy." HP/DM pre-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scary Mask by Zabby Perno reviews
What do we get when Harry Potter sits down to read the Sunday comics? Some funny stuff happens and the power the Dark Lord knows not! T because of one curse word
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
5 Days by Becca300 reviews
Will Hermione say yes? Or will Draco get shut down?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Father's Day by HP Slash Luv reviews
Who can Harry celebrate this holiday with?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Snape the Butterfly by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Fred and George end up transfiguring a certain beloved Potions Master into a blue butterfly, with hilarious consequences for Severus Snape. How will he survive the humiliation? Based off Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
The Avada Kedavra Morning Breath by kmou reviews
When Draco moved into his boyfriend's loft, he should've asked for a separate bed. H/D Slash! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
O Wolves of Memory by Samixa reviews
Remus Lupin's 6th year is far from simple. With war raging both inside and outside Hogwart's walls, Slytherins meeting Death Eaters and the Ministry's new Werewolf Rehabilitation Scheme there's certainly trouble afoot. And why is Sirius acting so odd?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Loser Magician by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Crack fic. When non one dares to take the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position, Dumbledore is forced to desperate measures...and hires a Muggle magician. How long will the students last with an idiot, and how will the professor fight Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Marauders' Diaries by BuzzCat reviews
Just some journal entries from the Marauders. Mostly Lupin and Sirius, since they are my bffs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2010
Stealing Time by isabelle analisse reviews
She wanted to inhale and taste nothing but forbidden temptation as it clogged the few inches of empty air between the two of them. She wanted him. And as for Draco? He wanted her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Graduation Marauder Style by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
You didn't think the Marauders would graduate without a grand finale, did you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sir, This Isn't A Horcrux by tartanbanana reviews
What if Dumbledore wasn't searching for a horcrux with Harry in HBP... The rating is probably too high but better safe than sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Gay Day by Araedia reviews
ONESHOT- "It's a potion which makes a guy gay..." Ginny: What! NO WAY my brother's gonna keep snogging my boyfriend! And what's with the- AARGH! My bikini!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The J K Rowling Sessions by Bun-chan reviews
JK Rowling meets with her therapist JRR Tolkien to discuss a new fandom headache.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Learns to Family by mumblybee reviews
"Harold, sometimes I think maybe you did get brain damage that time I threw you off the roof when you were a baby." Rated T for language. And for appletini consumption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Italian Food by blue artemis reviews
Fred and George think they have a source of fresh squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Harry's Big Secret by Stormie Night reviews
After the war Harry is wandering around lost in a daze ready to cry at any moment. Why does a chance meeting with Draco Malfoy make him feel better? AU H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trips Of The Drug Kind by tartanbanana reviews
What happens when a certain Potions Master and pupil drink a contaminated potions... *RE-POSTED* I wasn't too happy with the first version hope you like it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Idiots Guide to Making your Dark Lord twitch… by Spoon10488 reviews
Idiots Guide to making your Dark Lord twitch… 2nd Edition Author: H.J.Potter - Summary: Self help guide to reigniting the hatred in your and your Dark Lord's relationship. 000-Because every author needs a crack fic-000
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Root of All Madness by Hope1996 reviews
Fred and George enjoy some teacher's reactions to a certain question more than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Talking helps, sometimes only barely by B. A. Ware reviews
You never know what comes out of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
100 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort by XxXxSlytherinPrincessxXxX reviews
During the Battle of Hogwarts, the Dark Lord finds out that Harry is his last Horcrux. So, in a desperate attempt to stay as alive as he possible can, he captures Harry and keeps him beside him at all times to ensure that he doesn't die.Challenge response
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
School Legends by Alurax reviews
Fred and George actually made history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - George W., Fred W. II - Complete
Eight Inches by hohlagh reviews
When Umbridge places up a new rule, the twins come up with a prank that will leave all of Hogwarts flabbergasted. One-shot. Drabble. Fred/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Five things Fred and George Shouldn't Have Done by Olivia Brooks reviews
Five stories about things that Fred and George Weasley shouldn't have done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hermione's Boggart by embirsiphonelilathia reviews
Boggarts. Today it was boggarts and everyone thought they'd know exactly what Hermione would see they were wrong though, so very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,453 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Should've Had More Firewhiskey by Foundation of Dreams reviews
My Harry Potter Christmas one-shot! Christmas Eve at the Burrow five to six years after the Battle of Hogwarts. Focuses on Harry and Ginny, but a little bit on Ron and Hermione as well. Have a very Harry Christmas! I rate all my fics T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Why's It All So Complicated? by Sellobug reviews
Hermione has never loved Ron, she was only with him because thats what everyone expected of her. But who is the one who had really stolen her heart? And what are the consquences when people begin find out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Twintastic Troubles by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Fred and George come out to their parents a few days before Christmas, along with Harry and his significant other . . . . And a few other shocking couples join the mix, too. GW/FW, BW/HP, RL/HG/SS, RW/NT, GW/SB. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Periculosus Amor: Dangerous Love by Lena Knight reviews
Ashlynn Malfoy was the perfect pureblood daughter until she refused the Dark Mark. After escaping her family can she find a love in Sirius Black? Or will she return to her family for a loveless pureblood marriage that would make the Dark Lord Happy? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,385 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Spin by chasinglaughter reviews
When the world was spinning, James Potter was my anchor. He kept me steady and sane and alive. He became my reason to keep on fighting, my reason to keep on living. If it weren't for him... I don't know where I would be right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Godfather that Lived by KappaIota reviews
Sirius is acquitted when Peter is not allowed to escape. He fulfills his promise to give Harry a home. However, Harry has never had a father and Sirius may be in over his head. Later chapters will contain strong language and discipline of a teen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,029 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Thanks For The Memories by Trainwreck729 reviews
Hermione never told anyone, neither did Fred. Until now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,687 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Depths of the Heart by moonoftheeternal reviews
Harry hasa bond, requiring twin. A girl, his longlost twin shows up. As she struggles to fit in she befriends Malfoy. The three find it hard to carry the tasks given and cards they have been dealt. Draco questions his life as does harry. Secrets. DMXoc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
So Far Under by poweroverbirds reviews
He was so far under, all he could see was her
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
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Forbidden Love reviews
James has a little sister named Shelby, who dates Sirius, but keeps finding herself in romantic situations with his little brother Regulus, who happens to be secretly in love with her. They claim to hate each other because their families wouldn't approve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - OC, Regulus B.
Naturally reviews
When Autumn Pendley's parents are murdered by Death Eaters, Fred decides he needs to help her return to normal as much as possible. But neither expected what would happen along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Fred W., OC
All I Ever Wanted reviews
Bella & her twin sister, Jennette, move to Forks to live w/ thier dad. Jennette becums bffs w/ Alice & Edward. She goes w/ them 2 the vampire baseball game. But wut happens when she meets James? He kidnaps her & falls in luv w/ her. Will she luv him back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - James
Potter Chat reviews
what would happen if all the Harry Potter characters learned how to IM? & what would 1 of their conversations sound like? find out only here at BTW, NOT A REAL WEBSITE rated T because i rate everything T. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Day at Hogwarts reviews
A charm goes wrong in the Gryffindor common room, causing Harry to act like an insane person with no inhibitions. What will happen? Just another day at Hogwarts. Takes place in Harry's sixth year. Please Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete