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Joined 04-03-09, id: 1888533, Profile Updated: 03-05-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

ABOUT ME:

Name: Sid

Sex: Female

Age: ?

Favorite Color: Blue

Not Good At: Spelling. I hate it, so if someone wants to Beta Pm me.

Pairings I love: There is a lot but pretty much anything as long as it not a Edward/Bella were Bella is a whiney little bitch.

I have a major case of potty mouth and it carries over into my writing so I'm sorry if I hurt anyones feelings, but I do write M rated shit so it going to have Lemons, cussing and all that shit. Get over it. Or stop reading it. I also read a whole lot so I have a lot of recommendations all you have to do is let me know. I am not a copper headed freak. :)

Also I write for fun and I love doing it but life has been really crazy and I haven't been able to update. I have decided to put my story Summer Love on hold. I would also like to say sorry about not updating on my story I Want A Cowboy, I had it all planed and written out and all I had to do was Type it up and put it on the site, but sadly my damn roommate mistakenly threw it into the trash. so I'm really sorry and I am working as fast as I can to catch up. But remeber I do this for fun and It not at the top of my list, its probally at the very bottem.

Ok, I was looking through profiles, looing for new stories when I found one made by EdwardxBellaxLover that is telling people to never read anything by Shirley007 again. And this is exactly how she wrote it "Never read story from this author again Shirley007" I was like what the hell! So you don't like her don't go off and tell people to never read another story from this person! And EdwardxBellaxLover hasn't even written a story yet. I think it's really shitty of her to criticize people like that when she doesn't really know how it feels. to have people tell others to never read your shit again! So I just what to say back the fuck off EdwardxBellaxLover. And like we were told in kidergarden "If you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all."

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My Darling Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
Sequel to 'Sweet Caroline.' Draco and Hermione's daughter grows up. Does she find trouble, or does trouble find her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,042 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - OC, Blaise Z.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5219 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
THE RIGHT MATE AT THE WRONG TIME by Glorioux reviews
Bill 'accidentally' discovers his wedding day to Fleur, and Molly is responsible for his change of heart. When his inner wolf decides to hold Hermione hostage, the day turns into mayhem. Strange spirits 'watch' the events, and the wedding night, with the right mate, though hot and sensual, has unexpected results. Note: Story was hacked and is being edited- to chap 10 on 4-21-14.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,845 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - [Hermione G., Bill W.] Harry P., Ron W.
What Lies Beneath by Asher Monroe reviews
Be careful of what's under the surface. It just might pull you down with it. -Damon/Bonnie- -Series of Interconnecting One Shots- -Complete!-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 370,393 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tavington and Lyra by Rosemary Tarleton reviews
*REWORKED & COMPLETE* The Green Dragoons target the families of known rebel militiamen, beating, bloodying and raping their way across the Santee to draw Martin out of hiding. In an attempt to escape her abusive stepfather, Lyra Mathan heads for Charles Town and is almost safely out of the Santee when Tavington comes across her and orders her taken captive. STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY.
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 263,537 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Benjamin M., William T. - Complete
Leap of Faith by Ymas reviews
It was 19.3 months into the mission when Spock couldn't hide any longer that he and his father were not speaking.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Gaslight by RosemaryTavington reviews
COMPLETE: Benjamin Martin's oldest daughter, Eliza, saves Tavington's life. He repays her by raiding their home and capturing her. But he got a lot more than he bargained for. Explicit content later.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Benjamin M., William T. - Complete
The Goblet of Love by Kyria of Delphi reviews
Hermione and Viktor share a destiny. This is a companion piece to Durmstrang's Daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,199 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
There and Back Again by padfootsmine reviews
Time is hard to understand. Hermione learns that she has a past at Hogwarts that began long before her first year. A Time-Turner fic. Set during 6th year with elements from canon. HG/SB. Please read, review, and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,540 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3982 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Missed Again by DirectionOfTime reviews
KakaSaku: His students are all grown up, but something doesn't seem quite right with Sakura and Kakashi's determined to find out just what the problem is... shame all Sakura wants is for him to mind his own business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,526 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Things We do for Love by MirandaRose22 reviews
The Ministry of Magic enforces the Marriage Law. Sirius Black and Hermione Granger are forced together. This story contains, a whirlwind of Laughing, Crying, Sex, and maybe even Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 5,187 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
From Law to Love by AJlove reviews
Written for the 2010 GE Marriage Law Challenge! Hermione Granger is happily engaged to Ron Weasley when a Ministry Edict forces them apart. AU, BDSM, Lemons, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
burn out the sun by Ayla Pascal reviews
Hermione seeks out the help of Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy when she begins to realise that another Dark Lord is on the rise. Snape/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Boarders by beavoicenotanecho reviews
Bella is a restless teenager living in La Push, she has an atitude problem and has a huge problem with Sam Uley, the local cop and the guy who stole her two best friends, what happens when she spends two weeks with him learning all his secrets? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 196,019 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Sam - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by Ayla Pascal reviews
Hermione breaks up with Severus. He ends up turning to Luna. Snape/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Love Story by Severus' Malfoy Maiden reviews
What happens after the Yule Ball? Will she wait...will he? Please leave me reviews! thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,257 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Rejoicing Properly by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Complete! Snape acts rashly out of jealousy when Hermione is helped by one of his Slytherins, leading up to a revelation. SS/HG, post-DH, slightly AU, definitely EWE?, and somewhat of just a fun PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,489 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7178 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stolen Heart by xgeexbabyx reviews
Viktor's heart was stolen...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
In search of gainful employment and other virtues by Ayla Pascal reviews
The Ministry's full employment plan leads Hermione down an unusual path when she is assigned Draco Malfoy as one of her cases. Lucius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Reason For Life by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Hermione uses the Time Turner to go back before the Potter's death, not to change things, but to change the outlook of Sirius's life. She went back for the sake of Harry, the Order and for his salvation. She didn't do it to fall in love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,752 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving your life by lilmisblack reviews
When Hermione is captured by Death Eaters, Severus knows there's only one way to save her. 'What are you doing? ' she asked, her voice shaky. 'Saving your life,' he said, just as he started kissing her neck. Ch 64 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 245,154 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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I Want A Cowboy reviews
suck @ summerys, full summery inside! Bella goes to help a friend and she sees a man that she has been in love with since she was ten, the only problem? He's her best friends older brother, really older brother.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Bella
Summer Love reviews
Bella is having flashbacks of the life she had with her mother. What are the cullens to do, and why is she growing distant? And why did she run back to her old life? R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella