KarlaAndTaniaAreImmortal
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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Bible.

K: HOLA FANFICTIONERS!!

T: SUP? I'M TANIA

K: I'M KARLA AND YOU'LL HEAR THAT NAME WHEN I'M A FAMOUS ACTRESS!

T: SHE LOVES TO DREAM BIG...

K: IT COULD HAPPEN!!

T: YOU DO THAT KARLA...

K: SO ANYWAYS THIS IS OUR FAN FICTION PAGE. WELL MY PROFILE ORIGINALLY BUT THEN TANIA WANTED TO WRITE SO NOW WE SHARE. :D

T: YES-ER-E SO SCROLL DOWN THIS PAGE AND READ OUR STORIES AND INFO...THING.

K:AND WE DO HAVE A TWITTER SO FOLLOW US! http://twitter.com/KarlaAndTania

K&T:BYE!


Name: KARLA

Age: I'm immortal. Take a guess.

Birthday: April 12th...

Race: Hispanic. Born in VA but parents are from EL SALVADOR!!

Hair: My hair dresser says dark blonde but I rather say really light brown.

Skin: Super light brown almost a disgrace for Hispanics.

Eyes: Dark chocolate brown. Boring!

Height: 5'11. Ehh, I'm tall.

Like: Too much to say.

Hate: BLOOD! (When I saw what Bella thought about blood I know the books were for me)... Slow drivers. I may not be able to drive but I hate em...etc.

TANIA'S COMING VERY SOON!! (Once I ask her all these ?'s) Haha


You Know your obsessed if...

1. You think your next door neighbor looks or is a vampire.

2. You try to control your thoughts because you think Edward can hear them.

3. You've read the series like 5 times each.

4. You check Stephenie Meyer's site or my site 10 times a day to see if there is any new Twilight News.

5. You think your best friend is crazy for not reading the Twilight series.

6. Twilight has ruined any future reading for you.

7. You use Twilight for every school project that comes around.

8. You watch the show Moonlight and picture Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward.

9. You get so excited when you see someone reading Twilight, and you have to talk to them even if you don't know them.

10. Every conversation you have with your friends somehow leads back to an Edward vs. Jacob debate.

11. Your friend finally decides to read it so she can keep up with your conversations.

12. Your guy friends hasn't read the books yet but hears you talk about Edward Cullen so much he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series.

13. You go to your relatives house for a holiday and refuse to socialize until you have finished reading the book in the series that you are on.

14. You get all freaked out every time you hear the name Edward or your subsitutes name is Mrs. Cullen.

15. You stop asking to go to the beach for vacation and ask if you can go to Forks, Washington and look for the Cullens.

-Karla and Tania


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

-Karla!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (The two greatest things ever discovered!)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (I ALWAYS have at least 100 unchecked emails. I hate it, I just delete most...)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (The 'Q' actually fell off! Which I don't get because I rarely use it? Did you see more than 2 'Q''s in this sentence?? NO!)

People think you have A.D.D. (Tania seems to think I do...)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(OMG I-...huh was that a cat?)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

-Karla


Tania: Thanks for reading our stories! Its awesome!

Karla: Hell yeah. Review I love em!

Tania: You love most things...

Karla: Damn straight. Anyways just wanna say that we love you guys!

Tania: Peace it.

Karla: Later my home skilly biskets friskets yisk-

Tania: You can stop now.

Karla: Okay... :(

Tania&Karla: BYE!!


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Obsession by Ply-Mouth reviews
What if the Cullen's weren't the only family living in Forks? Two vampire families. Two vampires. One obsession…Bella. -Complete-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,929 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by DramaticField reviews
The night takes an unexpected turn and Rosalie gets pregnant. Read & review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Fix You by Whisper Sweet Nothings reviews
What if Jacob hadn't stopped at just a kiss in Eclipse? How will Bella deal with being raped, especially now that she thinks she's unfixable? How will she handle telling Edward about the rape, or will she try to keep it from him? Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,368 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
101 Alternative Edwards by curlyhairedcrazygirl reviews
Say it. Out Loud. Say it!" "Vampire"... but what if Edward wasn't a vampire. what if he was a VEGAN, a NUDE, or even FAT? Here are 101 alternative Edwards. Twilight as you've never seen it before...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Summer by BooYahIt'sRIYA reviews
You hurt me a lot Edward" Best friends turn bitter as the drama in school catches up on them. Now years later they meet again, but it's not very simple. "It's for the best Edward, this is my life, I HAVE to leave" All-Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,193 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
My Love by serena-nate13 reviews
What would happen if Edward Cullen did fall in love with Rosalie Hale? I do not own anything but the plot. Stephanie Meyer owns everything. Completely ExR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,379 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Changes to the heart by Amypage reviews
in new moon: bella can't live through the pain,so she asks the volturi to kill her.They deside to keep her,and 70 years later she becomes The princess of volturi because of her powersshe gains a new mate.she sees edward has a new mate at her celebration.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,395 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella
The Color of Love by alotmoreofmagic reviews
Edward was born into a family of slave owners. Bella was a slave. In the age they lived can love surmount impossible obstacles like race, color and slavery ? One of the Age of Edward 2010 Judges Winners
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Black Out by Eulalie reviews
REPOST "The night is darkening round me, the wild winds coldly blow ; But a tyrant spell has bound me, and I cannot, cannot go."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,000 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Turning the World Upside Down by dreamskribbler reviews
Bella Cullen is a Superhero along with Alice, Emmett, Jake, and Carlisle and she is pretty good about keeping things on the down-low, that is until Edward Masen is transferred into her Biology class and her world is turned upside-down.. Just give it a try
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,196 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Renesmee's Sleepover by Rose Tyler reviews
Renesmee is having a sleepover for her birthday. Emmett and Jacob just can't resist a few pranks, though.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Cullens Adopt a Kid by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Its pretty much what the title says. Then Cullens adopt an human kid. What will happened? First fan fic so please give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 65,770 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
This Can't Be Happening by EmJaNe reviews
Edward has always been popular and is always getting in trouble. He never thought he would fall for his bestfriend Emmett's sister. Bella. Everything will change for him... AU. A Walk To Remember twist, but at the same time different.M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,864 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Bicycle and Emmett by Jaq's-Out-Punching-Werewolves reviews
It's christmas time at the Cullen house and this year Nessie gets a bike, so what dose Emmett do to it? Will have a bit of We Have to Get Ang, It's Very Important. it's rated T but it is M in some chapters, but no lemons, just some of emmett's punishments
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,997 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
Bittersweet Visitors by twilightfan213 reviews
Edward left. Bella is the princess of the volturi. What will happen when a familar family visit the volturi? Summary is bad!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Newest Cullen Addition by ambessa4eva reviews
It is 6 years post Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Nessie are finally a couple. But when they get carried away one night, could the consequence be another member of the Cullen family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Emmett and Bella's Adventures by Hope-Hazard reviews
A series of crazy days starring Emmett and Bella. All of them are after Breaking Dawn, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Bella meets World: A Bella and Edward Story by JellyJules reviews
Bella moves from Tampa to Bethlehem. She likes this boy Edward. Does Edward like her back? humans Oringal couples soon. I stink @ summaries. The story is better than the summary. COMPLETE! SEQUEL PENDING!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,598 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Shouldn't Judge A Book By Its Cover by xsarahskankx reviews
AH. In college,Bella HATES Edward Cullen and refuses to even give him a chance to change that, regardless of what her brother Emmett says. When one of Edward's friends accidentally pushes him into Bella forcing them to speak, will a relationship ensue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,792 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Things Emmett does while bored in class by SweeneyLovett reviews
Emmett tries to keep from becoming bored in class by doing a series of different things. WARNING: Somewhat short and maybe crappy. Not complete. Takes place 40 years after BD. Emmett's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
First Annual Forks High Talent Show by SmoothButNotRich1901 reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper enter the first annual Forks High Talent Show as a band. What will they sing? AU AH. This is the same story from my previous account! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I am Edward Cullen’s Fiancée by Selene11 reviews
“What exactly do you want me to do?" "You would be working as my fiancée." “Fiancée? Is this some sort of a joke? Am I on TV? Who would hire someone to act as his fiancée?” “Me.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,786 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chasing Memories by ambessa reviews
Jacob and Bella are finally together, and Edward's out of the picture. Almost. Bella's been dreaming about him, and it's recking Jacob and Bella's relationship. Especially with Bella's new surprise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Jacob
My Crazy Changing Life by Beanie-Loser reviews
What would have happened if Edward & Bella slept together before her 18th birthday. Edward still leaves not knowing Bella is pregnant. Seventeen years later Renesmee and Ej go to collge but what happens when Renesmee roommates are two of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
New and Improved, my Love by coco786 reviews
First fan fic! Edward leaves for a second time not knowing what he left behind. 50 years later they're all back at a new and improved Forks High. Only the Cullens think she's a descendant of Bella's. Give it a shot! its better than it sounds! ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Adventure at the Mall by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
What place s will Emmett want to go to? What will happend. What will Alice buy this time? What destruction will Edward cause? Jasper? Rosalie? Even Carlisle and Esme? NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Twenty Two Years of Regrets and Broken Hearts by Haloxoxo reviews
Edward left Bella after Renesmee was born and now that Renesmee has Jake she has left Bella too. Bella regrets every decision she has made, but what will happen when she bumps into the Cullens again. Will it be peaceful or deadly? Bella is broken now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,827 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire or Penguin? Vampenguin! by Becca962 reviews
Emmett needs another vacation. Carlisle and Esme decide to go with to keep him out of trouble. Will they have any luck? If I want my story to be funny they won't! :D Rated T Totally funny! One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Got to Love your Brothers by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Remember when Edward said that he had asked Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle about sex in Breaking Dawn? Well, what really happened in the "brother to brother" moment? WARNING: you will laugh. For little red dragon-fly’s That's my sibling! contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
You are my Sunshine by Nickynoo reviews
AU. While visiting her mother in Florida, Bella is kidnapped. His name is Michel and there is no way that Bella can escape. Alice can't 'see' her and Edward is a little more than worried considering that kidnapper is a vampire. In the process of re-publishing and editing current chapters, soon to be posting new chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Puzzled by KlausIsMySoulMate reviews
When Charlie comes home from work he hears a conversation no father wants to hear. Charlie's P.O.V Edward/Bella oneshot. summary suck's please read and review.If I get five or more review's I'll post a sequel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
Nessie's cars by cassmo451 reviews
What happens when Emmett, Jasper, Alice and Rosalie decide that Little Renesmee needs a battery operated kids car.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Our Backyard Diamond Mine by Two Hours' Traffic reviews
Chaos - noun, 1. a state of utter confusion or disorder; 2. a state of affairs in which it appears that Emmett has taught Nessie to play hide-and-seek a little too well.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
Renesmee's Twilight by fanpire4ever reviews
A few years post Breaking Dawn, Renesmee and Jake are finally a couple, and everything is fine until Nessie meets one of Jake's pack members. A female member. Will Jennifer break Jake and Nessie up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,575 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
26 Things Emmett Cullen Can't Do by Jasper'sGirl1843 reviews
Here is a list of things Emmett can't do that my friends and I wrote during history class one year. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Mommy's Day by Edward-Cullen's-Angel reviews
A short one shot for mother's day. Alice drags Daddy Edward and Renesmee out shopping. Nessie finds something special to celebrate a special day. Very short, cute one-shot. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
The Day the Cullen Girls Died by batgirl77 reviews
REWRITTEN The Cullen girls have died in a werewolf accident. The boys are depressed and help less. Can they get help or is all hope lost? Is there a second true love? This takes place after Eclipse. Sorry, no Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Loch Nessie Monster by Becca962 reviews
Nessie tells Emmett she's bored. Emmett has an idea to have fun, and it involves going to Scotland. What will happen when the boat runs out of gas in the middle of the Loch? Rated T Post BD R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
April Fools: The Cullen Way by iHeartGelato2010 reviews
It's April Fools! What do the Cullens have in store for each other? find out! Bella Edward Alice Jasper Carlisle Esme Rosalie Emmett Jacob Nessie's POV Different each chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
71 Things Emmett Cullen Does When Bored by werenotobsessedwithedwardatall reviews
A funny list with all sorts of things that our good friend Emmett might do when bored. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Stupid Questions With Answers by xemjayx reviews
What happens when people ask other people and vampires a stupid question? Read and find out! Rated T just in case. PLEASE DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WE MENTION ON HERE! Thanks :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Loose Tooth by UrMyAdonis1901 reviews
Renesmee is losing her first tooth. Poor Emmett tries to help, but it out shined by Bella. Lovely One-Shot. A bit comedy is promised towards the end.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Emmett and Ronald McDonald by AtlantisCat101 reviews
Emmett goes to McDonald's. Do I have to say more? Maybe a little OOC....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Jacob
The Sitter by Alicefan1 reviews
What happens when Emmett baby sits Bella's little Renesmee?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
My Uncle Em by Ghislaine Cullen reviews
Renesmee and her uncle Emmett go to the movie store! Yay! Not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Alice and Skittles by SunnySkies4Life reviews
What happens when Emmett feeds Alice Skittles. One-shot, not too good, but read it anyway! HAHA! LOTS OF RANDOMNESS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
The Unexpected Afternoon by TrueImmortality reviews
Emmett is caught off-guard as Edward drives up in Bella's ancient truck, looking like the devil's chasing him. Then Carlisle comes tearing down the Cullen's driveway, with blood on his hands...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Faces, Voices, And Names by Anni Re reviews
This is a Nessie's POV on her first few hours of life. Bad summary I know. But satisfy that avid curiosity that is just eating you up inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Fun Times by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Emmett the teacher? by thamker reviews
I took this idea for a story I read. Or at least one chapter. But Emmett is goofing off and finds himself a subsitute teacher.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett Discovers Build a Bear Workshop by countrydoglover reviews
Emmett is dragged to the mall and gets bored. While walking around he discovers the best story EVER! Build a Bear Workshop! One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Accidentally In Love by Lishbashbaaaa reviews
Jacob and Renesmee. Future years. Nessie doesn't realise her feelings for Jake until one special day. One special day that will change her life forever... Full of drama and fluff and sadness and happiness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 56,875 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Dance of the Sugar Plum Vampire by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Post BD, possible spoilers! Nessie found a beautiful Christmas song in her mother's old piano book, so Alice decides to put on a family Christmas performance. Emmett can't play piano...so what is HE doing there?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Hide and Seek With the Cullens by simply-dazzling001 reviews
One-shot, Post-BD, possible spoilers! Bella is feeding Renesmee one day when she turns her back and finds Nessie gone! Where did she go?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Emmett Cullen and the Marshmallow by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn, possible spoilers! Nessie's at home, and getting hungry. But Emmett's the only one at home who can cook edible food. What happens when she learns of Emmett's fear of......*gasp* marshmallows?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Three Vampire Dads and One Baby by papercut20 reviews
the ladies head off to fashion week, leaving Nessie with the guys. what will happen when you leave a young Nessie with three vampire guys? can Edward, Emmett and Jasper handle this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,769 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008
The 'Talk' by Forever Crazy reviews
Emmett gives Nessie the talk. But Emmett is only prepared to warn her about what kind of guys out there,but little did he know, his plan made a complete turn to trouble.Takes part when Nessie starts kindergarten,abit after Breaking Dawn. Editing. Add part
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Emmett's diary by kill me tomorrow reviews
Who knew our most muscular Cullen kept a pink diary? Too bad the others had to find out. Revenge is sweet, isn't it Emmett? AIM style. First fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
His Eye is On the Sparrow by Kari Twilight Mist reviews
While hunting, Emmett finds a baby bird and rescues it by putting it back in its nest. What does Carlisle think when he sees him do it? Emmett's POV Chapter 1 Carlisle's POV Chapter 2
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle - Complete
Edwards Nerves by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Emmett is bored and decideds to annoy Edward through his thoughts....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
What the heck did you bring home? by iHeartGelato2010 reviews
Emmett got in a fight and was sent to Australia. Alice and Rosalie asks him to bring home A LOT of souvenirs. Just what exactly did Emmett bring home instead that got Alice and Rosalie ticked? Read to find out! R&R Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett babysits Renesme by MrsMichaelPhelps reviews
Everyone goes out of town and Emmett is left to take care of his bff Renesme. what could possibly go wrong... right?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Uncle Tooth Fairy by Ella Hollywood reviews
What happens when Alice and Emmett are asked to play 'Tooth fairy' by Bella nd Edward when Renessme loses her first tooth? Will all go well, or will Uncle Emmett screw up?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Watching Bella Sleep by xLove-Hate-Relationshipx reviews
Edward is away and Emmett takes his place. What will he ruin this time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Dazzling Question's by GreekGoddessHestia reviews
Bella has a question that Emmett finds extremely funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
NO! Not winnie the pooh! by nattycullen reviews
Rosalie and Emmett decide to take Renesmee hunting but when Emmett chooses his pray...Renesmee isn't that happy...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Gugu Plant by Guish Guish reviews
Emmett finds a plant which has jucies that give the same effect of alchol. only vampires can drink it. really crazy and just joking around! Renesme's point of view, based a few years after breaking dawn. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
Hell To The Yeah by Music.Text.Twilight reviews
In this story Emmett, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, Edward and Bella go to Forks Mall. They go into a store Alice and Rosalie chose and Emmett finds some clothes he enjoys, what happens next? My first Fan fiction.Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Single Ladies Emmett style by twilighterjustgotbetter reviews
This is Emmett's version of single ladies
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Emmett - Complete
KITTY! by 2 reviews
Crazy Emmett wants a Kitty-cat
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
After Glow by adorablyxniki reviews
Years after her birth, things have badly changed for Renesmee. Lost & confused, her life crumbles around her. She begins to distance herself from family & friends and falls into danger of an old enemy that isn't as dead as everyone thought. VERY AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,437 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The Cullen's VS WalMart by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella and the cullens decide to take a couple trips to walmart. what happens in walmart, stays in walmart. i tried to have the characters act the same but who knows. all vampires except bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
24 Things Emmett is not Allowed to do Ever by Lyn-Cartlascedemus reviews
The title tells you everything. Also instead of expanding on this list I am going to make a list of things each Cullen cant do. Ex: Edward is not allowed to, Alice is not allowed to, ect.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Atlantis by Becca962 reviews
Emmett decides he wants to go underwater exploring. He takes his family with him. Anything can happpen. Will Emmett find Atlantis? And what truly is a fruitcake? Rated T just in case :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Getting Edward Wasted by ginnyinvisible reviews
Post New Moon; does not recognize Eclipse or Breaking Dawn. However, Bella already tried to get Edward to sleep with her, and this occurs right afterwards; Bella moves to a new plan of attack. Can a vampire get drunk?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Father and Daughter Moments by lil mizz bella reviews
Co authored wiv lil miz alice / just some father and daughter moments with Edward and Nessie. we thought there were less in BD so here r our stories. enjoy nd plz review xxx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
My Aunts and Uncles by Nollie Marie reviews
Part of the "Additional Breaking Dawn Moments" collection: Renesmee hanging out with her aunts & uncles: Rosalie is brushing her hair, Alice is being Alice, & Emmett decides to take her out on a hunt w/ Jasper tagging long to show her a few tricks. 1 shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Cullens Strike Back by bat-with-butterfly-wings reviews
This is a story about when the Cullens plus Jake and Nessie decide to get back at Jessica and Mike for being so annoying to them back when they were human rated T just cuz. My first fanfic so please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Emmettlicious by its not you its me reviews
Emmett being himself while he thinks he's alone.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Brother For Sale by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Emmett decides he wants to sell Edward. For only fifty cents.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Babysitting by SunnyDropped reviews
Jasper is totally not thrilled with the idea of babysitting Renesmee. But soon enough, he learns that having a half-human niece comes with wonderful benefits. Rated for a make out scene and Emmett's sense of humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Gym Membership by tortgirl reviews
What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
See what I mean? by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward does something he didn't know he could do? Le Gasp. Something EDWARD can't do? impossible. You'll see! IM RIGHT I TEL YOU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Not Another Twilight FanFiction by theenvylover reviews
A clumsy Bella, a perfect Edward, Jacob the rapist, you've seen it all before but not in this extent. The product when you take the average of all of the other FanFictions on the site. Of course Flames are always welcomed and laughed at.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
The Laughing Stream by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Bella and the Cullen's discover the secret of Note Passing and AIM. What fun will they have? What trouble will they get into? Bach, the Bleach Monster, Exploding COOKIES! Read on to find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Happy Father's Day Carlisle by Nollie Marie reviews
The Cullens and Bella celebrate Father's day for Carlisle. This is a one shot, Cullens are vamps! ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
When Emmett gets bored by Rose0404 reviews
What happens when Emmett gets bored, and convinces Jasper to tamper with Bella's emotions? Weeeeeeeeell... EdwardxBella NO OTHER PAIRINGS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2008
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Too Hot for Comfort by MelodiousVengeance reviews
In the middle of summer, Bella demands of Edward "WHY WONT YOU SLEEP WITH ME!". and Emmett walks in on the two when Bella is too hot for comfort!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Emmett Gets A Job by a lovely dream reviews
What happens when Emmett needs to get a job? Series of one shots, rated T for language. its my first fan fic so no flames please. R&R OOC & AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
Sweet Dreams by ChieriAn9eL reviews
Bella is calling out for Emmett in her sleep. Should Edward be worried?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Christmas at the Cullens! by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is yet another Christmas story. It is pure fluff and family fun! A family of vampires at christmas time is interesting. Especially with mistletoe around.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Popsicle by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
why emmett cant go out anymore! by alliegirl09 reviews
why cant emmett go to walmart you ask read and find out! funnier than it sounds! also why emmett cant go to victoria secret and the mall! keep reviewing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Wake up Bella! by The smell of blood and sand reviews
Edward let Bella sleep in and now they are going to be late for school! Can Edward still get himself and Bella to school on time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
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The Dove's Story reviews
This is a 9th Grade Honors Literature and Composition project. My task was to and I quote. "Pretend that you are an animal on Noah's ark. Tell what you are, and describe life aboard the ark." Constructive criticism is welcome. Not making fun of the bible.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Noah - Complete
Help Me! reviews
Bella gets hurt and the Cullen family try to help. Will they really end up helping? Rated T for Language. Written by: Karla!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward
Do You Remember Last Time? reviews
Renesmee and Emmett want to play truth or dare. Is that a good idea? Find out what happened last time and what else is soon to happen. Written by: Tania!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett
Grocery Shopping For Bella! reviews
Emmett and Jasper go out food shopping for Bella.This will have you laughing on the floor! Written by: Karla!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
The Cullens love Michael Jackson! reviews
It was supposed to be a normal day at the Cullen’s household but it quickly became one of the most triadic days ever. But it all so became one of those day that bring the Cullen's even closer together. RIP Michael Jackson! One Shot. Written by: Karla!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cruise Cullen Style reviews
The Cullen family decide to go on a cruise. Some thing is bound to happen... Written by: Tania!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Incident reviews
Edward hears Bella moaning Emmett's name. Is it what you think it is? Written by: Tania!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happy Birthday! reviews
This takes place 2 years after Breaking Dawn. Bella and the gang throw Edward a Birthday party. Will it end in Disaster or be the best Birthday of the century. Written by: Tania!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett Gets A Job reviews
What Happens When Emmett Has To Get A Job? Written by: Tania!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Edward