Author has written 41 stories for Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Café Kichijouji de/Café吉祥寺で, and Dogs.
Currently on Hiatus due to serious, real world issues. I apologise for this but I just don't have the ability to write a lot nor do I have the energy. Please do not PM me with 'please update this story!' or 'OMG you have 2 update naoooo!!!!!1!' because honestly it's just upsetting to me at the moment. I have enough shit to deal with right now without also having to feel guilty about not updating enough.
Good day! I are Seliphra! n.n The politician-telemarketer-eating-friendly-neighborhood-demon!
I eat people, but only creepy people, and I likes it!(FYI, this is a JOKE! I don't ACTUALLY eat people, I am not a cannibal!)
Requests are currently: Closed due to too much on my plate both here and in my real life. They will be re-opened when I have less to work on
I am a 23 year old with no time so if I do not update frequently, life got in the way!
I live in CANADA!! So in my tales words will sometimes be spelled with an OU like colOUr or harbOUr when in the USA they wouldn't be! Why is this? Because after the Declaration of Independence, they wanted to be as different from Great Britain as possible, and changed the spelling of a bunch of words! Since Canada is still considered a colony of Great Britain (Independent, but still a colony), we STILL have a Monarch, and spell things the same way that they do in the UK!
I'm all for constructive criticism, but when some one complains that they have had their time wasted after reading the entire thing, that, my friends, is a flame! Nothing short of it. I don't care if you don't like my stories. I am well aware that not everything is every-one's cup of tea-to speak lightly- however, I will draw the line when you blame ME for wasting your time! It is, after all, your OWN choice to read however many chapters you do in a story you don't like! You only have yourself to blame for that after all. OH! Don't like Yaoi? Might wanna stay away from here then! Also, if you haven't written any stories yourself... don't even think about telling me I can't write. Because if you have no published works yourself... well... I challenge YOU to do better =)
All flames will be reported and if you don't have the intestinal fortitude to sign it so I can reply directly and explain something or defend myself -and I have EVERY right to do that- then you are a gutless wonder who should crawl in a hole. Seriously if you're going to review something mean then sign it so I can defend myself, otherwise I'll rant in an Authors Note on that story AND delete your review.
Random FAQ: Due to an increase in random questions I'm putting this here.
Can you use my OC's? No. I will never use an OC that is not my own for a few reeasons. 1) I am uncomfortable using other peoples OC's. 2) I am usually using an OC for a filler, someone to die because I don't want to kill a canon and someone has to die for the scene. 3) If I have an OC survive longer than five sentances it's rare, if I do you can bet they will have an impotant role to play.
Can I use your concepts/ideas/stories and just give you credit? No. I would prefer you did not use anything I have posted. I wrote it, I worked hard on it. Even if you give me credit I don't want you taking it.
Can I finish one of your abandoned/incomplete stories? Absolutely not. I will be deleting any story I truely abandon. Any I have not updated in a very long time are merely on Hiatus and I will get back to them when writers block for those stories ends.
Can I draw you fanart? Absolutely! I love fan art!
Can I use your OC's? Again, no, my OC's have a lot of thought go into them too and I don't want them running around willy nilly with me having no control over them
You fic is a lot like (insert another authors name here). Did you copy their idea/get insperation from them? Not usually, I come up with my idea's on my own. While I may have insperation from another authour if I do I will be putting that into the AN on the first chapter. I will never copy idea's though I do take prompts on occasion from kink meme
I found your story on another authors page and they posted it first! You're looking at my old account. Check the pen name, that author should be called nolongerusingthisaccount.
I found your story on another authors page and you posted first! Really? Who was it? I do want to know if someones stealing my stories...
Can you read my stories and tell me what you think? Maybe, I don't always have time though but I usually try if someone asks.
(name), (name) and (name) all write good stories for (anime) and (anime). Good for them I consider this spam and if you pm me it or review with that you will be reported for spam and soliciting. If I want to read fics I will look for fics, I do not need suggestions from random people suggesting me stories for fandoms I'm not even part of.
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
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A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
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Well, damn! - Will Smith
We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass". -Shigure, Fruits Basket
Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.
Main reason Santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!
Straight is something crooked that was bent.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
If electricity comes from electrons, does Morality come from Morons?"
Why does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same melody? ...why are you singing both?
Inside me is a skinny woman crying to get out... i can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate
two muffins sitting in an oven. one looks to the other and says, "Boy it's hot in here." and the other says "OH MY GAWD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
A cannibal gets passed by a marathon runner. he stops and licks his lips, "mmmm fast food."
Death is hereditary.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Assassins do it from behind.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
When you cry, I will cry; When you laugh, I will laugh, when you jump out a window...I will laugh
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.
My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.
oh lord, give me patience. AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Don't steal, the government hates competition
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If you're not a haemorrhoid...GET OFF MY ASS
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 5 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home.
I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle.
They say that 99% of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now!
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 3 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.
A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"
After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: "No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one..."
Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!"
Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you her today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"
Guy: What did you say?
Girl: Well, what did you think you hear?
Guy: I'd rather not repeat it...
Girl : Well then, we'll never learn what it was will we?
Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your psycho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all.
The road to success is always under construction.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
All generalizations are false, including this one.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
I love when people use the term "we're expecting" when they talk about pregnancy, it makes it sound like there could me multiple outcomes. Yeah, we're expecting a baby. But it could be an elephant.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.
Some people just need a high five... in the face... with a chair.
Dear Girls who take profile pictures in the bathroom, I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you. Sincerely, Don't forget to tag me!
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what's your plan? Sincerely, not very well thought out.
That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield, it said 'Parking Fine'.
Dear math, I'm not a therapist. solve your own problems.
Dear life, when I said can my day get any worse...it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Anything related to Halloween doesn’t scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising.
Don't get mad when your neighbour has loud music on at 2 am. Call him up at 4 am and tell him how much you loved it.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
The next time someone says "Paper beats Rock" I will throw a rock at their face while they hold up a sheet of paper.
"Would you like a table?".. "No I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, carpet for five please".
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run away, death really hates that.
I am not retreating, I am advancing in a different direction!
Boys are like Slinkys, pointless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk but they spend the other half telling us to sit down and shut up!
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"
I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell them to go slam a revolving door.
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".
Things to do at Walmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Hide in the bathroom stall, & when someone opens the door, say, "Welcome to Narnia."
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