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Joined 04-04-09, id: 1889124, Profile Updated: 09-07-09
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and Artemis Fowl.

Ohayo! Konichiwa! or Kanbanwa!

I love my friends, My Ed Hardys, and bishounen.

I ship yaoi and winscest on occasion.

My favorite TV shows change with my mood, right now they are (in this order) Merlin, Bones, Supernatural, Inuyasha, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ben 10, Esca Flowne, and the original Pokemon and Digimon seasons.

My favorite Movies also change frequently. They include (Not in any order) the LOTR Trilogy, Sky High, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, The Brothers' Grimm, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Esca Flowne, Inuyasha 1, 2, and 4, and Tuck Everlasting, Star Wars Episode V - Empire Strikes Back.

My favorite Books change rapidly. The current list stands as (Not in order) Magic Treehouse Collection, The Original Brothers' Grimm Tales, Romeo and Juliet, The Tempest, Pendragon Series, Light and Shadow, The Original Little Mermaid, King of Storms, She Who Remembers.

Favorite Quotes Include

"The voices in my head have issues."

"What is an agnostic, dyslexic person with insomnia? A person who stays up all night wondering about dog."

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas."

"Isn't it a bit unnerving how doctors call their work practice?"

"If a man is standing in a forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to."

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope it's not a train."

"Dear IRS. Please cancel my subscription"

"Proofread carefully to make sure you didn't any words out."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Some people talk in their sleep. A science teacher can talk other people to sleep."

"A classic is a book everyone praises, but nobody reads."

"Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."

"Junk is something you keep for years, and throw away three weeks before you need it."

"Honk if you hate peace and quiet."

"Arkansas: I million people, 15 last names."

"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

"I tried to say 'no' to drugs, but they wouldn't listen"

"Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids."

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

"Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2 of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual."

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different."

"The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same."

"God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met."

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle."

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success"

"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly."

"Just because today is a terrible day doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day of your life. You just gotta get there."

Those Copy and Paste Thingys

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that, you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

“I’m” bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone thinks you're crazy/is scared of you from it, paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've never had “The Talk”, but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of those weirdos who actually reads these things and puts them in their profile, go get a life.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a Pirate!

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freaking could, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that Captain Jack Sparrow is the BEST CHARACTER IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, copy this and paste it onto your profile!

If you support Captain Jack Sparrow and his Jar of Dirt, copy and paste this into your profile!

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you love Star Wars copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Supernatural copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cried on your 11th birthday when you didn't get a Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever been flamed by people because they are bored or insecure, not because of your writing abilities, copy paste, please.

If you actually read all of these! Copy this into your profile!!

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