Valkyrie Missile
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Joined 04-04-09, id: 1889160, Profile Updated: 04-12-10
Author has written 2 stories for Hell Girl, Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.

Formerly Atanashia Kent~

Age: Hey, not like it's my real name or anything.. 15.

Location: I frequently change. I'm opening a portal to Amestris, and the anime world somewhere in Italy...

Nah, I live in Asia. Fair enough? YES, I AM ASIAN. You better not have problems with that. D

Likes: Edward Elric. WAIT, SCRATCH THAT. I love him. c: Oh, the futility of anime love.

Also, kick-ass girls. The likes of Maximum Ride, Riza Hawkeye, Eve Dallas, Lust, Izumi Curtis, Tsunade, and Buffy Summers. And also, the kick-ass girls from video games: Lili Rochefort, Nina Williams, Zafina, Asuka Kazama and Leo from Tekken, and Talim, Tira, Amy, Seong-Mi Na, and Hilde from Soul Calibur, Okuni and Noh from Samurai Warriors, and Xing Cai from Destiny Warriors.

Yes, Leo is a girl. :

And kick-ass anime guys. (: The likes of, oh, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Kanda Yuu, FangGale Hawthorne, JACE WAYLAND, Oz, and Angel (before he became.. a bitch.) Also, kick-ass guys from teh video games: Steve Fox, Paul Phoenix, and Lee Chaolan from Tekken, Voldo, Kilik, and Raphael from Soul Calibur, and Hanzo Hattori from Samurai Warriors (?)

Roy/Riza is freaking adorable!

SOLIAONLINE! I love you peeps, even if I'm not really close to anyone there... ): P.S. It's Valkyrie Missile, HA. HA.

Dislike: Girls who are so full of themselves. If it's a guy, I can easily beat him up, then make friends, but if it's a girl, most likely she'll just bitch.. >_>

Forgive my language.

Also, I absolutely hate Katniss Everdeen. She's not half as epic as Maximum Ride, and can never owe up to Eve Dallas. Just saying, either of them can take her out in ten minutes-- no, five.

Also, she doesn't deserve Gale Hawthorne or Peeta Mellark. Just saying, again.

It doesn't matter whether you agree or not. Just saying. 8D

I dislike Peeta Mellark. He's so Mary-Sue on Katniss. But he doesn't really piss me off, because he's doing that because he's in love with her. It's that he's in love with her which pisses me off. 8D

Confusing. Anyway.

I don't like Winry Rockbell. She's not entirely a Mary-Sue, but as I said, I love Ed. : Oh, fatality. Damnit. I'll tolerate her though, and refrain from trying to murder her in my fanfic.

Scratch that, Winry just pissed me off to several levels. She just HAS to be saved, right? And it's ALWAYS Ed who saves her ass. And the only way she can help Ed is through her fucking automail addiction, and quite frankly, doesn't do anything but cause him more heart attacks. Jesus. What's so special about a girl with a short temper holding a freaking wrench?

I greatly dislike Twilight, but I don't bash those who do. You have your own opinion about it.

Lenalee Li HAS TO DIE. Let's leave it at that.

I HATE HARUNO SAKURA. First, she was a weakling, whining bitch who clung to and dragged down everyone with her. Then she turned into a Tsunade, which is FAIL because there should only be one Tsunade and that is Tsunade. Then she turns into the same old weakling, whining bitch. :

BEWARE, SPOILERS FOR MR: FANG: Hey, didn't the VOICE in Max's head tell her that Fang's her soulmate? Like, in MAX. You know. SO WHY THEN CREATE A BASTARD BY THE NAME OF MOTHERFREAKING DYLAN AND FUCKING PAIR HIM UP WITH MAX?! IT'S SO NOT FAIR. AND SINCE WHEN DID ANGEL BECOME SUCH A BITCH!? D: SERIOUSLY. JAMES PATTY, STOP. MR: FANG ALREADY KILLED MY HEART, THAT'S THE SECOND PAIRING THAT I LOVE THAT'S NON-EXISTENT ANYMORE. D: PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER, I SAY.

Just saying.

Anime/Manga:

Get readyyy!

- Naruto

- FMA

- xxxHolic

- Jigoku Shoujo

- D. Gray-man

- OHSHC

- wee bit of Ghost Hound

Books:

- Harry Potter! WHO DOESN'T?!

- Mortal Instruments! Although I haven't finished City of Ashes yet...

- Did I mention Maximum Ride?

- Hunger Games. Although I hate certain characters as aforementioned.

- The Chocolate War.

- The Outsiders, by S.E. Hinton.

- I'm not sure what it's called, but the detective series by J.D. Robb/Nora Roberts that stars Eve-fucking-awesome-Dallas.

- I'm sure there's a lot more, but that's all I can think of nao.

Shows:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 8D That's the only one. :

OOH, PAIRINGS:

Buffy/Angel

Willow/Oz

Roy/Riza

Al/Winry

Lust/Scar

Naruto/Hinata

Shikamaru/Temari

Sai/Ino

Jiraiya/Tsunade ...PFFTT... HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.

Max/Fang

Iggy/Ella

Roarke/Eve

Jace/Clary

So, what am I like, you may ask? Personality, etc., Well, think Maximum Ride with less hostility, increased profanity, no wings, no Fang, did not grown up in a dog-crate, is not being chased by Erasers, Ed-sized, and Asian. Which is one good reason why I can get into Max's head easily... Or so I'd like to think. c:

TALK TO ME. I don't bite. PM or something, I'd love to hear something from you guys. (:

Copy Paste stuff:

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black.""But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

YOUR GUY SIDE: (things I am are in bold)

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total= 19/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (things I am are bold)

You wear lip gloss.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pin.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts/short-shorts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total= 2/25

OH, BURN.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you get excited over books, then copy this into your profile.

If you force your friends to read books you like, then copy and paste this.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

What's your username?
Valkyrie Missile

How many fanfictions have you written?
Three, one co-written.

What genres do you write?
Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Supernatural.

What story has the most comments, and how many?
Chronicles of the Flock; Extreme Survivors has 41. I think.

Most words?

Which one do you like the best?
Er, A Trio Of Disturbed Humor. it's not on my account, it's in Hani-senpai's. www.fanfiction.net/~hanisenpai

Which one do you like the least?
Er, the Hell Girl one. My writing style back then was so minimal.

Your Stories

Choose your top three stories (Or oneshots) you like best.

What's #1 about?
I only have three. Well, Cherry Red is about Enzeru Yuri, a girl looking exactly like the Jigoku Shoujo--Enma Ai-- causes disturbance because of her appearance. It turns out, she's been immortal for quite some time, and the reason.. you shall find out once I get my ass to finishing it.

Number 2?
Chronicles of the Flock; Extreme Survivors is a Maximum Ride crossover with Hunger Games. it is the first of Maximum Ride series I'm making. :D Basically, Max and the flock are told that they can assist tributes, and what happens when they get delegated to Katniss and Peeta?

Number 3?
A Trio of Very Disturbed Humor is about three girls; Edelwynn Rochford, Alyssandra Malvyne, and Aquila Crux, or simply Ed, Aly & Aqua. The trio are at their last year at Hogwarts, and they finally meet the Marauders, who, up until then, had never noticed the three. Sirius/OC Remus/OC James/Lily. Centered more on the OC's.

How many chapters do they have total?
Er, all? Totals to 21.

Why do you like them?

The only ones I made. :P

Your Favorites

How many favorite authors do you have?
Nah, I don't look at the authors.. I favorite the story. Though Hani-senpai herself is quite good.

Favorite stories?
1000000000000000000

What genres are your favorite stories?
Humor. :D

Which one has the most comments?
I don't count

The most words?
Don't know

Chapters?
Many

Will you read someone's stories if they asked you to?
Of course!

Random

What do you think of het stories?
Pfaa, they're okay.

Slash/yaoi?
I prefer not to. I never took a liking to it.

Kiwi, lemon or lime? they are fanfic terms I've come across HAHA Look 'em up if you don't know what I mean.
Neither.

Favourite het pairing?
Max/Fang

Favourite slash pairing?

None.

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Chronicles of The Flock: Extreme Survivors reviews
What happens when Maximum Ride and the flock clash with the Hunger Games tributes? Does this mean war, or newfound friendship? And just how exactly can Max and the flock save the meek tributes of District 12 from the harsh Games and the Capitol's wrath?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Max, Katniss E.
Cherry Red: An Enma Ai Fanfic reviews
Mikage Yuzuki has a new and disturbing classmate, who, resembles Enma Ai, but most certainly is not the Jigoku Shoujo. Who is she, and what is her purpose? Rated M just in case. Chapter 13 is up! I'm back! :
Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ai E., Yuzuki M.
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