Author has written 22 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Invader Zim, Grim and Evil, Fullmetal Alchemist, South Park, Phineas and Ferb, Danny Phantom, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
PM FEATURE. Y U NO STAY THE SAME ALL OF SUDDEN????
Age: Less than
Status: Single, and not actually looking at the moment. However, all offers will be thought over. I may flirt around with pretty much everyone I meet, but that's just a test, Keek the Idealistic. And you pass. And you can be our friend. -3-
Orientation: ...Unspecified. I've liked chicks, I've liked dudes. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? You may never know. And that's the way I like it.
Fear: Al freaking Roker, sharp objects, katydids. Not a huge fan of blood or gore, some mental scarring there. And I'm a germ-a-phobe. I get sick extremely easy, folks. It's like that freaking Travolta movie.
Likes: Many things and many other things.
Occupation: Sitting on my ass all day. I also intern at a doctor's office. But I don't deal with sick people, I file papers and crap.
This looks potentially amusing:
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Yes... Very long and awkward story...
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Roughly a month...
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
My brother gave me the rest of his chips. Twas the best gift I ever recieved.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
I have no idea. If I did, it wasn't my own.
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Hmm... Never, to be honest.
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Manga and things to drink
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Buffalo wing flavored chips. TASTES. LIKE. VOMIT.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
What...sex they are? Hopefully? e.e
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
"Shut me Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
In a house! :DDDDDD
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Any book store
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
Longer than my longest RELATIONSHIP, that's for sure...
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No, but I should. They're awesome.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
Once, and I made that person cry.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
Never been to one, never will. I even refuse to go to my own. Bitch wants to get married? Fine. But I'll be doing it over the phone.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
FFFFF NO ONE, my friends are all dicks and would probably steal it FFF
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
Like a year ago, possibly more.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
Ffff Private Zombie, you wouldn't weigh 120 lbs soaking wet. Shut up with your 160 lbs. Bl And Bella, you're shorter than me. You are NOT 5'5", I don't care.
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Sonic. Forever will I remember "SMILE IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR."
24. CAN YOU COOK?
If you can call it that.
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
Nothing. *is sad*
26. BEST KISSER:
One of my old exes... *lolwhut face*
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
I DON'T cry.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Frosting, sweets, sweet things.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm the BOSS-*shot*
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
... That I'm short? o.o;
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
No clue... I don't really consider what I do WORKING...
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Kill Bill vol. 1
34. CAN YOU SING?
Yeah... Now, I can't sing WELL, mind.
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
No clue... Sometime last spring when my friend left. I was celebrating being free of-*shot* Just kidding, what horrible thing to say.
36. LAST KISS?
Roughly, I'd say... three months ago?
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Not for a LONG time thanks to... THE POWER OF THE INTERNETS!
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
39. FAVORITE vacation spot
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Daniel Tosh, my hero (coughnot)
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
Witout. Did I mention the name of this meme was '100 things you never wanted to know about me'?
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
*sparkles* My twin brother... *blush*... HAH. HAD YOU TWINCEST FANS GOING THERE, DIDN'T I? >:D
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
No. Disproved that once.
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Never. I never get caught.
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
French toast... I don't like either.
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
Like it? PFFFT. I LOVE IT.
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Eggs suck. They make me sick, literally.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
I don't talk on phones.
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
No one. They know not to call me.
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
For the life of me, I can't remember.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
1, but I rarely use it for its designed purpose...
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
FMA homunculi shirt, black jeans, vans... Like a watch and... Is this a rubber band? I can't tell... Glasses? Yeah-Wait, no... *having to look*
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
LONELY GIRL wo itsu made mo todokanai yume mite
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
...SPICY MARMALADE, JIDAI WO MARUDE-*shot multiple times*
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Hahahaha if you consider flopping around swimming then yeah.
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
Mint, it's not TOO sweet.
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
Yeah, cause I watch Hetalia.
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I have had more boyfriends than girlfriends...
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
Yeah. Theme? South Park. HOO RAH.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Uh, just now?
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
6-ish, as every day.
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
IT'S FREAKING COLD. :DDDD
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
I said I never get caught.
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
No idea... Kitty? e.e
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL or OVERRATED?
AWESOME!!! JACK AND KARL AND ARTHUR.
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
Uhhhhhhh... I have no clue. Boring life is boring.
What are you, the government?
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
A psychologist, a marine, or a homicide detective. Or all three. Kickass.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
... *sigh* I never smile...
88. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
LIKE HELL YEAH I DO. Becky come home NOW or I'm sending an army of ninjas after you.
WHERE'S QUESTION NUMBER 89?
THIS IS. You just didn't type it. This isn't even a funny joke.
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
England. Yes, I would love to be in England. Hurr...
WHERE'S QUESTIONS NUMBER 91?
BITCH STOP PLAYING WIT ME. I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT FUNNY.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Black and orange
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
I have three, but we're not related.
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (True, I don't EAT much...)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (...Nope.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (It's TRUE though.)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (...YOU have AIDS. Bl)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I'm not a bitch. YOU'RE a bitch. MY bitch. Bitch.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Only if you're Italian and your name is Lovino Roma Vargas-*headshot*)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I MIGHT. You'd never know.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I kinda am.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Just Asian parents.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I don't care.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Like I said, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Psht. Those assholes? ...PSSSHT. Bl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Bitch, I be pimpin like Tamaki Suoh. B3 *headshot*)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Thought that was the definition of NOT being a poser?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (...I actually am. *raises hand and hangs head*)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken, kool-aid and watermelon.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (I date whoever I freakin want. I dated YOUR MOM. YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. Bl)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (I'm just a nerd who watches anime 24/7.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I have BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black. (Actually, I have THEM thinking they're Asian.)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (No, THEY're losers. I'm the winner. In FACT, I'm the only winner in the world. YOU'RE A LOSER TOO. D: *shot*)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (No, I'm just thin and hot, instead of fat and wrinkly. So rock on, young people of the world.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. - Didn't you say this not too long ago?
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Have you seen Michelle Obama lately? Bl)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (...I WILL FEED YOU TO A MINIATURE CHIHUAHUA.)
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Screw sun. Bl)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (...I actually do. D:)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (No, I'm just really small.)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I fucking LIKE flies! What's wrong with flies, you fucking fly-murderer?!! DX)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I don't, unless you piss me off. I will flame you. Bl)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAAAAAAZEHHH?? Does that make me craaaaaazehhhh? Does that make me CRAAAAZEHH??? PROBABLYYYYYYY!!! XD)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (YOU'RE the overcontrolling bitch. Bl)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN. (...YOU worship Satan. Bl)
I read Manga, so I MUST be a weeaboo. (Wtf is that? -_-)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. (See 4 up)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (It's manga, actually...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Frail, yes, but I once punched a huge dent in a metal locker...)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I am NOT obese!!!! D:
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I AM.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (First off, I see no sex with a girl anytime soon, because the whole purpose for that is to reproduce, and I don't like kids. Second, if that ever DID happen, I would be ditching her by killing myself, because I would want to be out of the world before junior decides to kill me in my sleep with his invisible arms. Yes, that's right. My child would be a dichlonius.)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (YOU'RE a stereotype.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. (I find such acts... annoying.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE. (*sticks out tongue* Your MOM is immature! XP)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Not really...)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Terrorist? No. Nonconformist? Yes.)
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Because whenever I read het, I always think "What the HELL, you people?! Kids are expensive these days!!!!! DDD:")
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I am and proud of it.)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Hurr pretty letters...)
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (Actually, I don't. It's true. I'm too lazy to have one.)
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (... I fucking love you Zombie. If you're reading this, and I know you are, you'll be okay. I promise.)
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (I haven't cried since... Yeah. THAT day. But what I DO is vomit a river of blood and die for ten minutes.)
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see. (I'm not ZOMBIE. I just... Well, I like HET, too. I just do what I feel makes sense and is secretly or not so secretly canon.)
I'm a HUMAN BEING, so I MUST be LABELED. (If I MUST. Just as long as that label is 'sexy' or 'awesome' or-*shot* STOP BLEEDING KILLING ME! DX)
Church/Tex or Grif/Simmons (RvB)
Dex Grif (RvB) *WHICH DOESN'T MEAN I AM FAT ENOUGH TO BE GRIF*
Currently Norway (APH)
Col. Mustang (FMA)
Stan Marsh (SP)
Ferb Fletcher (PnF)
Rumia or Marissa (Touhou)
Gil Nightray (Pandora Hearts)
Nergal Junior (Grim and Evil)
REASONS I CAN'T BE GRIF (To Private Zombie, with love.)
1. I hate oreos. Because of, if you'll remember, the OREO incident in 8th grade.
2. I hate Simmons. So that would mess up my secondary OTP.
3. I'm the opposite of fat. So y'know.
I'm not saying I wouldn't LIKE to be Grif. He is, after all, my favorite character. But I am NOT. SO, just because YOU'RE a perfect match for YOUR favorite RvB person, Donut, with your french manicures and your glittery pink eyeliner, do NOT for ONE SECOND, think that I am a match for mine.