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Author has written 22 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Invader Zim, Grim and Evil, Fullmetal Alchemist, South Park, Phineas and Ferb, Danny Phantom, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

PM FEATURE. Y U NO STAY THE SAME ALL OF SUDDEN????

Name: Johnny

Age: Less than

Status: Single, and not actually looking at the moment. However, all offers will be thought over. I may flirt around with pretty much everyone I meet, but that's just a test, Keek the Idealistic. And you pass. And you can be our friend. -3-

Orientation: ...Unspecified. I've liked chicks, I've liked dudes. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? You may never know. And that's the way I like it.

Fear: Al freaking Roker, sharp objects, katydids. Not a huge fan of blood or gore, some mental scarring there. And I'm a germ-a-phobe. I get sick extremely easy, folks. It's like that freaking Travolta movie.

Likes: Many things and many other things.

Dislikes: YOU.

Occupation: Sitting on my ass all day. I also intern at a doctor's office. But I don't deal with sick people, I file papers and crap.

This looks potentially amusing:

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
Yes... Very long and awkward story...

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
Roughly a month...

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
My brother gave me the rest of his chips. Twas the best gift I ever recieved.

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
I have no idea. If I did, it wasn't my own.

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Hmm... Never, to be honest.

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Manga and things to drink

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Buffalo wing flavored chips. TASTES. LIKE. VOMIT.

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
What...sex they are? Hopefully? e.e

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
"Shut me Up" by Mindless Self Indulgence

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
In a house! :DDDDDD

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Is stupid.

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
None.

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
Any book store

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
Longer than my longest RELATIONSHIP, that's for sure...

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
No, but I should. They're awesome.

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
Once, and I made that person cry.

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
Never been to one, never will. I even refuse to go to my own. Bitch wants to get married? Fine. But I'll be doing it over the phone.

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
FFFFF NO ONE, my friends are all dicks and would probably steal it FFF

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
Like a year ago, possibly more.

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Burger King

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
Ffff Private Zombie, you wouldn't weigh 120 lbs soaking wet. Shut up with your 160 lbs. Bl And Bella, you're shorter than me. You are NOT 5'5", I don't care.

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Sonic. Forever will I remember "SMILE IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR."

24. CAN YOU COOK?
If you can call it that.

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
Nothing. *is sad*

26. BEST KISSER:
One of my old exes... *lolwhut face*

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
I DON'T cry.

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Frosting, sweets, sweet things.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm the BOSS-*shot*

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
... That I'm short? o.o;

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
No clue... I don't really consider what I do WORKING...

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
Kill Bill vol. 1

34. CAN YOU SING?
Yeah... Now, I can't sing WELL, mind.

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
No clue... Sometime last spring when my friend left. I was celebrating being free of-*shot* Just kidding, what horrible thing to say.

36. LAST KISS?
Roughly, I'd say... three months ago?

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Not for a LONG time thanks to... THE POWER OF THE INTERNETS!

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
... Pants?

39. FAVORITE vacation spot
Atlantic City

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Laptop.

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
Daniel Tosh, my hero (coughnot)

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Yeah.

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
Witout. Did I mention the name of this meme was '100 things you never wanted to know about me'?

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
*sparkles* My twin brother... *blush*... HAH. HAD YOU TWINCEST FANS GOING THERE, DIDN'T I? >:D

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
No. Disproved that once.

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
Never. I never get caught.

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
French toast... I don't like either.

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
Like it? PFFFT. I LOVE IT.

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Eggs suck. They make me sick, literally.

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Nope.

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
I don't talk on phones.

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
No one. They know not to call me.

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
For the life of me, I can't remember.

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
1, but I rarely use it for its designed purpose...

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
FMA homunculi shirt, black jeans, vans... Like a watch and... Is this a rubber band? I can't tell... Glasses? Yeah-Wait, no... *having to look*

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
LONELY GIRL wo itsu made mo todokanai yume mite

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
...SPICY MARMALADE, JIDAI WO MARUDE-*shot multiple times*

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
Pfffff no.

63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Hahahaha if you consider flopping around swimming then yeah.

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
Mint, it's not TOO sweet.

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
Yeah, cause I watch Hetalia.

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I have had more boyfriends than girlfriends...

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
Yeah. Theme? South Park. HOO RAH.

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Summer-ish

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
Uh, just now?

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
6-ish, as every day.

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
IT'S FREAKING COLD. :DDDD

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
I said I never get caught.

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
No idea... Kitty? e.e

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL or OVERRATED?
AWESOME!!! JACK AND KARL AND ARTHUR.

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
Uhhhhhhh... I have no clue. Boring life is boring.

78. BIRTHDATE
What are you, the government?

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
A psychologist, a marine, or a homicide detective. Or all three. Kickass.

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
Yeah.

87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
... *sigh* I never smile...

88. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
LIKE HELL YEAH I DO. Becky come home NOW or I'm sending an army of ninjas after you.

WHERE'S QUESTION NUMBER 89?
THIS IS. You just didn't type it. This isn't even a funny joke.

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
England. Yes, I would love to be in England. Hurr...

WHERE'S QUESTIONS NUMBER 91?
BITCH STOP PLAYING WIT ME. I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT FUNNY.

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
Yeah.

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
Quite possibly.

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Alfred

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Black and orange

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
Yeah

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
No...

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
Yeah.

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
I have three, but we're not related.

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
Possibly...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (True, I don't EAT much...)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (...Nope.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (It's TRUE though.)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (...YOU have AIDS. Bl)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I'm not a bitch. YOU'RE a bitch. MY bitch. Bitch.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Only if you're Italian and your name is Lovino Roma Vargas-*headshot*)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I MIGHT. You'd never know.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I kinda am.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Just Asian parents.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I don't care.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Like I said, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Psht. Those assholes? ...PSSSHT. Bl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Bitch, I be pimpin like Tamaki Suoh. B3 *headshot*)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Thought that was the definition of NOT being a poser?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (...I actually am. *raises hand and hangs head*)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken, kool-aid and watermelon.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (I date whoever I freakin want. I dated YOUR MOM. YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. Bl)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (I'm just a nerd who watches anime 24/7.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I have BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black. (Actually, I have THEM thinking they're Asian.)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (No, THEY're losers. I'm the winner. In FACT, I'm the only winner in the world. YOU'RE A LOSER TOO. D: *shot*)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (No, I'm just thin and hot, instead of fat and wrinkly. So rock on, young people of the world.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. - Didn't you say this not too long ago?
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Have you seen Michelle Obama lately? Bl)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. (...I WILL FEED YOU TO A MINIATURE CHIHUAHUA.)
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Screw sun. Bl)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (...I actually do. D:)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (No, I'm just really small.)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I fucking LIKE flies! What's wrong with flies, you fucking fly-murderer?!! DX)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I don't, unless you piss me off. I will flame you. Bl)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAAAAAAZEHHH?? Does that make me craaaaaazehhhh? Does that make me CRAAAAZEHH??? PROBABLYYYYYYY!!! XD)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (YOU'RE the overcontrolling bitch. Bl)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN. (...YOU worship Satan. Bl)
I read Manga, so I MUST be a weeaboo. (Wtf is that? -_-)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. (See 4 up)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (It's manga, actually...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Frail, yes, but I once punched a huge dent in a metal locker...)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I am NOT obese!!!! D:
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I AM.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (First off, I see no sex with a girl anytime soon, because the whole purpose for that is to reproduce, and I don't like kids. Second, if that ever DID happen, I would be ditching her by killing myself, because I would want to be out of the world before junior decides to kill me in my sleep with his invisible arms. Yes, that's right. My child would be a dichlonius.)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (YOU'RE a stereotype.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex. (I find such acts... annoying.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE. (*sticks out tongue* Your MOM is immature! XP)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Not really...)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Terrorist? No. Nonconformist? Yes.)
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Because whenever I read het, I always think "What the HELL, you people?! Kids are expensive these days!!!!! DDD:")
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I am and proud of it.)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Hurr pretty letters...)
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (Actually, I don't. It's true. I'm too lazy to have one.)
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (... I fucking love you Zombie. If you're reading this, and I know you are, you'll be okay. I promise.)
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (I haven't cried since... Yeah. THAT day. But what I DO is vomit a river of blood and die for ten minutes.)
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see. (I'm not ZOMBIE. I just... Well, I like HET, too. I just do what I feel makes sense and is secretly or not so secretly canon.)
I'm a HUMAN BEING, so I MUST be LABELED. (If I MUST. Just as long as that label is 'sexy' or 'awesome' or-*shot* STOP BLEEDING KILLING ME! DX)

OTP List

Church/Tex or Grif/Simmons (RvB)
Japan/Taiwan (APH)
RoyAi (FMA)
Style (SP)
Phinebella (PnF)
Len/Rin (Vocaloid)
Malice (Touhou)
Danny/Sam (DP)
ZAGR (IZ)
Kid/Crona (SE)

Favorite characters

Dex Grif (RvB) *WHICH DOESN'T MEAN I AM FAT ENOUGH TO BE GRIF*

Currently Norway (APH)

Col. Mustang (FMA)

Stan Marsh (SP)

Ferb Fletcher (PnF)

Kaito (Vocaloid)

Rumia or Marissa (Touhou)

Ember (DP)

Zim (IZ)

Gil Nightray (Pandora Hearts)

Nergal Junior (Grim and Evil)

REASONS I CAN'T BE GRIF (To Private Zombie, with love.)

1. I hate oreos. Because of, if you'll remember, the OREO incident in 8th grade.

2. I hate Simmons. So that would mess up my secondary OTP.

3. I'm the opposite of fat. So y'know.

I'm not saying I wouldn't LIKE to be Grif. He is, after all, my favorite character. But I am NOT. SO, just because YOU'RE a perfect match for YOUR favorite RvB person, Donut, with your french manicures and your glittery pink eyeliner, do NOT for ONE SECOND, think that I am a match for mine.

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Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Len K., Kaito S. - Complete
The Call by Screaming Argonaut reviews
After Al's body is returned to him, Ed continues to serve in the military going on a more dangerous mission every day. Ed is abducted found barely alive. Parental! Ed/Roy parental! Ed/Hughes
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
No Bullying Allowed by Audrey Lynne reviews
Danville Elementary is trying to protect kids from the fear of bullying, understandably. Buford is not happy, predictably.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Buford, Baljeet - Complete
Ed the Handy Man by Muten Azuki reviews
I want to prove that Ed can have more jobs than Mario, Peter Griffin, and the stereotypical illegal immigrant. This is crack! Flames Welcome.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 130 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
What's Yaoi? by Athyr reviews
Clyde just wants to know what it was, so Cartman tells him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Clyde D., Eric Cartman - Complete
Twenty Times Edward Elric's Heart Stopped by Gandalf3213 reviews
Edward has watched his brother grow up, had taken on the position of over-protective older brother. You couldn't go through life as an Alchemist without witnessing some horrors, but the worst,the absolute worst, were the twenty times Alphonse almost died
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,506 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Midnight by sunsetofdoom reviews
Phineas wakes up from a nightmare, and needs someone to make him feel safe. Oneshot, NOT PxF *shudder*
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
The Ultimate Weapon by JiseiHakushaku reviews
It's time for the final battle. It's time to stop Father. Contains spoilers from the FullMetal Alchemist Manga. Crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward E., America - Complete
Ice Warm by super manako sohma reviews
If you've read Fire, you know this is a bunch of Stylish oneshots centered around a subject of my choice. It's gonna be fluffy as best as I make it. Again, romance or friendship? You decide.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Rescue Me by Singer1108 reviews
After a long space delivery, things between Fry and Leela change. Nine months later, they're bringing a baby home, but when Fry get's cocky about driving in a storm, things take a turn for the worse. An entry in the 2008 TSFFC Writing Competition.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - P. Fry, T. Leela
Johnny The Homicidal Childhood by Zoe Doe reviews
It's everyone's favorite homicidal maniac growing up! Rated T for violence and mild language.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Johnny C.
Selfish by Draikinator reviews
Kenny doesn't want to be selfish. With everything in him he doesn't want to be selfish, but the people he cares about are making it really hard for him not to be- especially Kyle. /Style/K2/
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,003 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Broken Toy Soldier by Draikinator reviews
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these- 'What might have been.' Kenny knows it's too late to speak up now, and he should have when he had the chance. Now he's stuck here in a prison he built himself, brick by brick, and smile by smile.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,727 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Depression Kills by AllYourBaseAreBelongToKyle reviews
Bebe breaks Kyle's heart, and Stan must comfort his friend. Written from Stan's P.O.V.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Glass Children by Draikinator reviews
Kenny gives a sad insight into how his life's ended up. Sad how it turned out that him and everyone he knew were a lot like glass- easy to shatter. -Style, swearing, suicide, mature themes, etc-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Alice Nation Sacrifice by Blake Bishop reviews
Based off of the Vocaloid song "Alice Human Sacrifice". Five nations are taken to Wonderland, but it isn't all it's cut out to be. Warning: No happy endings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Distorted by LNicol1990 reviews
After a raid, Ed starts to act strangely. Soon everyone has to pitch in, to protect Edward... from himself. Rating may change.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,062 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
What's Ghost Stories Between Family by xblkdragonx reviews
The Asian Nations are telling ghost stories. With each ghost story they tell, they blow out a candle. Only 5 are remaining before total darkness comes to claim them....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Hong Kong, China - Complete
Just About Every Surprise In the Book by The.Wild.Thing.That.Was reviews
Dib and Gaz are related...siblings...but they grew up into very different people from what they once where into other JV characters...I bet you can guess who...If you can't why don't you try to find out...M because of language and violence-discontinued
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Johnny C.
Sadness Flies Away by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Kyle always seemed so happy, to his family and friends. Truth is, he never was. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Looking for You in the Sky by razra reviews
AU – After their mom’s death, Ed and Al are sent to an orphanage only to be adopted by different people.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Pixellated Depravity by Madcow5678 reviews
Kenny discovers the addictive nature of Sims. Oneshot. Rated T, but tell me if I should change the rating
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kenny M.
Til Human Voices Wake Us by Gariand reviews
Crying doesn’t make you any less of a man, Kyle. And it doesn’t make you any less logical; a lot of things aren’t logical or don’t make sense. But d’you know what, Kyle? Humans can’t be entirely logical; we’re not perfect."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Smile for me everything is alright by Vita-de-Incendia reviews
The darkest of nights with the whisperings of the silent enemy. love is the last gift you can give someone... if you have nothing else to give. And a smile, as the only result of giving your life. A shattered dream and love beyond death. please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
What? by super manako sohma reviews
Kenny listens to an awkward conversation in the back of the band bus. Maybe Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
And Then Dib Blew Up by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Fanfictions written by the cast of Zim! Examples are Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Ms. Bitters, the Tallest, Tak, Iggins, Minimoose, Skoodge, Keef, Bill, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, Nny for some reason, the Roboparents, Sizz Lorr, Mimi, and one last guest star.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Returned by Kohi wo Nomu reviews
Ed finally returns Al to his body, only to be caught in the act.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
All I need by Kima-Neko reviews
Set after the movie! Ed is having nightmares, but his little brother knows how to deal with them. !No Elricest! Just brotherly love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Change of Character by SquirrellyThief reviews
Six years have passed. Johnny's return has triggered something horrible in Squee. Is there help for him, or is this all a lost cause? R&R please
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,644 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Much Ado About Kyle by Gariand reviews
Response to BC3's story challenge. When Stan notices Kyle falling for Kenny, he has a moral dilemma on his hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,115 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Edge of the River by xiia reviews
After Ed and Al have a fight, Al always goes to the river's edge, but what happens when it appears that he's gone over it? Oneshot. Brotherly realationship between Ed and Al. Rated to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Desolate by xAshleyxElricx reviews
In the mist of war, Ed and Al must not only fight for their country, but for their lives as well. But even when it seemed that that was the worst of their problems, a deadly rival rises. Was he the cause of this war? Or is he involved in something deeper
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Unleashed by Ayumi Elric reviews
Al was his little brother. The only thing that kept him sane, anchoring down his darker side. Now he's gone and the monster in him has been set free. He wants revenge. Because its all their fault he ran out of time. [Character death, gore, violence, etc]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Edward E.
Parent's responsibility by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Ed is kidnapped and tortured, Al is killed and Roy finds himself being forced to take care of the kid with no reason big enough to keep living. So, where is this all going? Can Roy be Ed's anchor to living? Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,688 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Alphonse and Wrath Drabbles by Dreams - United reviews
Drabbles focusing on these two, set during movie. Nonyaoi. Any genre. Ed, Winry, Wrath, Al and Envy live together. Read and review! I'm back, stay tuned! *ON HOLD*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Wrath, Alphonse E.
Shattered by CaptainKase reviews
For a moment, the two images had meshed with one another, and Alphonse was his child and his child was Alphonse, and wasn’t that the way it had always been anyway?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,141 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
No Illusion by o0whitelily0o reviews
[Based off Bluebird's Illusion][Post Veggie!Ed ending, oneshot] Big Brother, you may be gone, but you aren't dead. You'll come back. I'll make sure of it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Weekends by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Al thinks Ed lies too much, so Ed decides to prove Al that he can also be honest. So, Al asks questions that can be very private in a way. But when Ed gets upset because of Al, someone's life can be in danger... just try to guess who's. Very random. R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Recovery by KitaraKata reviews
One-shot, Al POV, Angst. After failing at bringing back their mother, Al wonders if he might loose Ed as well...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
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Don't Cry reviews
AU Human names used. Arthur and Alfred are two best friends, forced to keep in touch over the internet after Alfred moves to another state. Alfred begins to act strangely, and Arthur begins to worry for his friend's well-being. Cutting, suicidal themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Heroes Don't Need Help reviews
Something is wrong with America. Unfortunately, England has no idea what it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/5/2010 - America, England/Britain
Lacrimosa reviews
Sequel to Chains of Fate. Phineas is kidnapped by Perry's old partner. Will he be saved? Or is he even saveable? Rated for graphic violence and extremely dark themes. NO OCs!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Perry, Ferb
Phineas and Ferb: Chains of Fate reviews
Five summers after the series, the brothers face challenges of a lifetime. A mysterious man comes back from the future to warn them of the near-destruction of Danville. But will it be too late?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Phineas, Ferb
When Phantoms Cry reviews
After the appearance of a new ghost in Amity Park, strange things start to happen. People start dying. Based on the anime Higurashi. There will be blood.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Danny F.
Buford reviews
This series of oneshots takes a look into the tough guy with a heart of rock candy, Buford VanStromm.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Buford, Baljeet
Crackaholic reviews
A bunch of oneshots with NO point whatsoever, except the fact that they all have to do with the Elrics, and they take place after the movie. Other than that... Hey, I'm just killin' time.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Brother, what is Elricest? reviews
NO pairings. This fic rags on most of the yaoi pairings, some of which I had to leave out because Edward threatened to murder me. Animeverse, mildly crackish, some OOC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
New Zim 3: OMG, This Again? reviews
The title says all. Yes, the king is BACK. Introducing a random mystery character.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009
Oh My God! You Killed Fuery! reviews
The most random oneshot crackfic you'll ever read. Fuery is killed, Ed has magical midget powers, and the colonel is stalked by a cat who is determined to get one of his cheesey poofs.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Under the Orange Hood reviews
Secrets unfold about Kenny's orange parka. He only started dying after he got it. Could it be cursed?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kenny M.
New Zim 2: Road Trip of DOOM! reviews
A sequel to my other great fic. You must read it before this. Zim and Dib and Gir go on a long summer road trip. Rated because, well, language and Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Dib, Zim
Let It Stop reviews
After Kyle sacrifices himself for Stan, Stan becomes depressed. Oneshot. Songfic. "Why" by Amanda Perez. NO PAIRINGS. NONE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Brothers: Two Worlds Collide reviews
Two twins, both fans of FMA, wake up one morning as the Elric brothers. At the same time, the Elric brothers wake up in our world as the Kurosawa twins. Has mostly BBI, but also some elements of the manga and anime. Rated for me and Ed's mouths.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
I Can't See Your Star reviews
A followup to "Annything For You". Songfic. Oneshot. Song: "Your Star" by Evanescence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
But I put the Fires Out reviews
A story centered around my favorite character, Nergal Junior. A bit of a crossover with Invader Zim, but it's more Grim and Evil than IZ.
Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Zen the Psycho reviews
Zen's eternal theme. Song: "Psycho" by SOAD. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Anything For You, My Love reviews
A sad, miserable songfic one-shot about my character Gam, and his lovepig, Zen. Song: "Anything For You" by Evanescence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
New Zim: Now with Less Green! reviews
Zim has begun to notice that his disguise is failing. He uses a machine invented by Prof. Membrane to turn himself and Gir human, supposedly temporarily, as a better disguise with unexpected results.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,896 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Invader Idol reviews
This is a one-shot about Invader Zim Idol. Cause I'm cool that way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Dib, Lard Nar - Complete
Happy Noodle Boy's Crackheaded Adeventure reviews
I decided to write a story about my favorite noodle-monkeh, HARUHI SUZUMIYA! No not really, you gullible idiot, with your filthy mouth filled with... corn! Read or die! Rawr!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Happy Noodle Boy - Complete
When Killers Collide reviews
Johnny encounters a surprising new foe: a homunculus! Who will win? Find out or get lost! Will make Hagaren and JTHM fans happy!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete