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Joined 04-04-09, id: 1889565, Profile Updated: 05-24-09

Hey, I'm a eighth grade girl living in...

Name: Dee(thats all your gettin)

Favorite food: hot wings, shrimp, chocolate ice cream, and other things

Favorite activity: SPORTS

Favorite books: isn't it obvious? Twilight series, The Host, Pretty Little Liars, Marked series, A Wrinkle in Time

Favorite color: blue

Hair: brown

Eyes: brown

Reason for writing: got tired of waiting for the real authors to write the next book and i wanted to take the story in my own hands. oh and its because i love to write and read.

Favorite Quotes:

"What people think of you is none of your business."

"It doesn't matter what you did in the past, its what you're going to do that matters."

"Family, like an army, depends on their loyalty to each other."

"When one door closes, two doors open."


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD (HAHA i plan on doing these.)