Author has written 22 stories for Pendragon, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Aliens/Predator, Fable, Halo, Avengers, Spider-Man, Nightmare Before Christmas, Doctor Who, Ironman, Hansel & Gretel, Thor, Frozen, Lord of the Rings, Supernatural, Pirates of the Caribbean, Slender, and Mass Effect.
Hello world! I hope your day is going well. I'm sure you all clicked on this link to see what I'm actually like behind the bitter and sometimes very bitchy exterior. Well, as most of you know, I'm Hannah (but you can call me Queenie) I'm 20 years old, and I live in the Pacific Northwest. In my spare time, I enjoy writing stories and apparently according to some people on here, try and get them to hate me. Which...I guess is true.
I'm a bluntly harsh reviewer with a lot of sarcasm. I am sarcastic in real life as well and so if you get a review that make me seem like a very rude, blunt person and take it personally, stop. Drop the fuck you are about to give and walk away. I could consider myself as a little bit of a troll, even though it's not that obvious to most people since I do actually write stories.
So, anyway, thanks for stopping by my profile. Here's 20 facts about me you have have not known...
1.) I am a lady, height of 5'6" and have dark copper colored hair and brown eyes.
2.) I currently work for the United States Coast Guard at a small boat station called a surf station.
3.) I have several tattoos, my newest one being my profile picture.
4.) I write better at night and usually upload my stories before I go to bed.
5.) My favorite drink is probably Sprite and vodka...even though I've gotten sick off of it before. :x
6.) I can't STAND Mary Sue insert characters. One of my worst pet peeves. Also, if your grammar is bad, I will punch you in the cyber face.
7.) (God there are so many of these!) I drive a cherry red Toyota Corolla. It has two names: Hiddles and Sylvia Plath.
8.) I have a weird obsession with Tom Hiddleston. (Probably why I have so many OC's with Loki)
9.) I adore red hair.
10.) I like making things that didn't exist before.
11.) I dabble in hundreds of fandoms but only write fan fictions on a select few.
12.) I've been writing for about 8 or 9 years. I cringe when I look at my old stuff.
13.) I draw as well, even if I'm not as good at it.
14.) I swear a lot. It's the Coast Guard way but yes, I swear a lot. Probably too much.
15.) I think children under the age of 13 shouldn't be allowed to have internet. (Or should they??? So many more lulz are created...)
16.) I have a bad habit of procrastination.
17.) Sometimes I wish I would have gone to college.
18.) I can whistle with 5 crackers in my mouth. (No, I do not mean white people.)
19.) I love to work out! Running and swimming are my favorites.
20.) I write my own short stories and novels, a few of my short stories have already been published.
Any questions, comments or concerns? Don't hesitate to PM me!
Famous people I have met:
Norman Reedus (The Walking Dead, Boondock Saints)
Stan Lee (Creator of Marvel Comics)
Ron Perleman (Hellboy, Sons of Anarchy)
Bruce Campbell (Evil Dead, Army of Darkness)
Robert Englund (Nightmare on Elm Street)
Proud Member Of:
"Pen to Paper"
"Everything But the Kitchen Sink"
I support Critics United, Literate Union and Eliminators! I WILL remind you that your fanfiction is against the rules but reporting is a last resource. If you are a rude person to me, I will be rude back.
"Stronger than the Mountains that Fall"
Fandom: Thor/Skyrim crossover
In the darkness of Oblivion, Alduin reaches out to enter the mind of the Dragonborn, threatening to return. When Asgard hears of the World Eater's return, it offers up its champion, Thor to the marriage of Reyna, next in line to become High Queen. She wants nothing to do with a great lumbering oaf of a man nor of marriage. However, his younger brother Loki may be of so use to her after all.
"Black Dawn" (Sequel to Better Off Reaver)
Life in Albion has changed drastically since the death of its beloved queen Alice. Poverty reigns once again in the streets, death is a constant companion of the people, and even the wealthy feel it in their very roots since several countries to the east have begun to take notice. Worst of all, King Adrian plans to marry a young girl that is more than half his age. However, when a certain Pirate Queen washes up on Albion's shores once again, he knows that he will need an army to stop her parents. However, with a greater threat on the horizon, he may once again need her help to stop an ancient evil that threatens the existence of humanity as they know it.
"Don't Make Me Your Enemy"
Fandom: Thor (Pre-Thor)
Her name is Thorn and for a good reason. She is sly, maipulative and can use magic twice as well as anyone in the Olympian court where she stands as a servant for Hestia, goddess of the hearth and lover of Thor. However, Thorn is also in love with the God of Thunder but only with his power. When Hestia is killed tragically, Thorn takes her face and woos Thor to a certain demise. Of course, the power trip isn't completely unmissed by Thor's younger brother Loki who would gladly take "Hestia" for himself...
"Of The Sea"
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack Sparrow/a chicken (I kid!)
Lieutenant Molly Marshall was born from the sea and plans to die at sea too. A Coast Guardsman since childhood, she is the embodiment of what her branch represents. But, when Hurricane Elizabeth hits her ship, a band of pirates kidnaps Molly and goes back in time, she has to prove her worth to save her new captain, fall in love with a Commandant, and ward off the Queen of Pirates, Anne Bonny to get back...before the veil between their world and ours closes...forever.
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