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Author has written 23 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Aliens/Predator, Fable, Halo, Avengers, Spider-Man, Supernatural, Pirates of the Caribbean, Transformers, Mass Effect, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Mad Max, Gravity Falls, and Hunger Games.

Name: Queenie

Age: 22

Current point of Interest: Guam

Occupation: Coast Guardsman

Gender: Female

Daughter of the Underworld, Spawn of Coffee and Alcohol, Proprietor of Shenanigans, Queen of the Swears, Muse of Carbs. I write original scary shit on Reddit under the same username. Go check it out!

Gryffindor, Dauntless, Hermes Cabin, D4. Don't make me punch you in the face.
Fight me.

Stories in the Making:
"A Promise I Will Keep"
Fandom: Halo
Rating: M
She never imagined that falling in love would come with scraped knees, broken limbs and war but that's exactly what Dr. Emmaline Jackson got when she fell head over heels with the Arbiter. But when allied lines become blurred and scattered and your world falls down around you, can you keep a shattered promise?

"Bound by the Rising Tides"
Fandom: Fable
Rating: M
A fluke in the system landed her on the shores of Albion. A deal with the devil helped her conquer them. At her worst, she was immortal. At her best, she became a leader. This is the tale of Naomi Winchester. Pirate. Renegade. Queen. Martyr.

"Halo: Paragon Lost (Collab with Ivie Albright)"
Fandom: Halo
Rating: M
Everything can change in an instant. Friends can come back from the dead, lovers can betray you, and who can you trust? An ODST betrayed by a Spartan must regain everything she once knew and rebuild a new life for herself in the midst of deadly dance that she cannot escape; a dance that may kill her, the ones closest to her and may send the universe into chaos.

"Talking Bodies"
Fandom: Gravity Falls
Rating: T-M
-Dark AU! Miller and Diane "Dipper" Pines, now 21, have drifted apart after their summers in Gravity Falls. However, when they receive word that Grunkle Stan has passed and has willed them The Mystery Shack. Returning to Gravity Falls, they realize that there is a new evil that suppresses the town. To find out what it is, Dipper summons Bill Cipher...but it's not the Bill she remembers. This Bill has grown up with her and to track down the second layer of mysteries, she must dance with Bill in a sadistic tango that may end up killing her. (Bipper)

"Of Chrome and Stars" (Sequel to Testing Her Metal)
Fandom: Transformers
Rating: T
Sunny Witwicky had it all. Her family, her friends, everything. That all changed when the woman with the long brown hair showed up at her door and whisked her away from her dead parents. Now, Sunny must learn what it means to be an Autobot as she is hunted by human and Transformers alike to learn what it means to earn her chrome and, like her mother, test her own mettle.

"Hawke and Feather"
Fandom: Dragon Age
Rating: M
DAII AU!: Hawke was the star of the school archery team, had the perfect boyfriend, and on top of it all, looked as if she would be accepted into Chantry University, the top school of her choice. That all changed when Varric Tethras landed in Ferelden Community College. Rouge, bad boy and an all around ladies man, Varric instantly charms everybody and takes away what is rightfully Hawke's. Can the two set aside differences to fight a threat that overwhelms their school?

"The Cry of a Thief"
Fandom: Dragon Age
Rating: M
Everything changed the instant Thedas's most infamous thief Milah Lavellean snuck into the Chantry...only to find herself in the middle of a holy war with her going from thief to hero with the snap of her fingers. Now she must fight her destiny, an Apostate who wants nothing more than to be with her, and her growing feelings for a certain Templar, all while trying to escape a past that she wants nothing to do with.

I don't usually do these sorts of things but I will for you kids. If you even have an inkling of hurting yourself or other people, come talk to me. I know how it is to be alone and isolated. I may just be another person online, but I know what you're going through. I am an open author, and more importantly, another person at the other end of that computer. You don't have to suffer through your depression, anxiety, mental illness alone. I'm here for you. I am a hard ass, but I will help you through your dark time, even if it's just words of encouragement.

My Not Dead Snowflakes:
"I Will Cut you for a Corn Flake":
D12 Female, Khol Thomas (The Bite of Winter)

"Mamas, Don't Let your Sons Grow up to be Politicians": D4 Female, Meri Sutherland (The Bite of Winter)

"Following in her Brother's Dead Footsteps": D4 Female, Vivien "Viv" Crassly (Shattered)

"The Tattoo Queen": D7 Female, Aspen Harper (United)

"The Murderer": D4 Female, Abalone "Abby" Rhineheart (Hear the Wind Blow)

"The Reject Career": D4 Female, Andromeda "Andy" Whitmore (Elements)

"I like Sharp Objects": D7 Female, Aspen Beauregard (The 20th Games)

Victor's Village:
None yet! *Sobs*

The Graveyard:
Burton "Burt" Meloro, D12 Male (Elements)
Burton is actually based off of someone I know who used to be a good friend of mine. He passed away from cancer back in 2013 so he never knew I wrote a character for him. I was pretty sad to see him go, but I knew that he would probably be a bloodbath tribute from the start. I'm sort of upset he decided to have his coughing fit right as the gong went off, but we can't all win them.

"The First One to Die in the Games": Corinth Lopez, D6 Female (Elements)
WHY WHY WHY WHY CORINTH! Corinth was a baby of mine who unfortunately didn't have much going for her besides the fact she was small. Unfortunately, she came from a pretty rough background, but I'm thankful that she left this world without much pain.

We, The Broken Things (117th Hunger Games SYOT) Tribute Form

Name: (Make this somewhat District Related)
Age: (12-18. I already have 10,000 17-18 year olds so make it good. Katniss won her games at 16.)
Gender: (I will accept transgender and genderqueer tributes)

Height: (No 6'9" bullshit)
Weight: (If you are 5'8" please don't put 112 lbs. Literally you'd be dead.)
Skin Tone/Ethnicity:
Eyes: (No amber eyes, no eyes changing color, no different colored eyes unless it's heterochromia)
Hair: (No pink hair outside the Capitol)
Build: (Not everyone can be built like a body builder or supermodel)
Extras: (Freckles, glasses, scars, tattoos, etc.)

Personality: (Be descriptive! Full sentences!)
Likes: (Again, keep your likes and dislikes District related)
Moral Alignment (Chaotic Neutral, Lawful Good, etc.)(Explanation as to why that alignment):
Mental Handicaps (Depression, anxiety, addiction, etc.):
Thoughts on the Capitol:
Thoughts on the Games:

Family: (Raise by whom? Mother? Father? Wolves?)
Friends: (Everyone has friends. I don't care who you are.)
Enemies: (Tell me a little bit about their rivalry!)
Backstory: (Keep it detailed, keep it full sentences. Not everyone is a street rat.)

Reaped or Volunteered: (Unless they have a good reason, 99.9% of the outer Districts won't volunteer)
If volunteered, why?:
Family's/Friend's Reactions:

Weapons: (No more than two)
Strengths: (No more than four)
Weaknesses: (No less than four)
What Would they Do during Training?: (New skills? Pick that shit up!)
What Skills do they Show the Gamemakers?:
Score: (Be reasonable. A Tribute from 11 isn't going to get a score of 12.)

Chariot Outfit: (Reflects the District)
Interview Outfit:
Angle: (Be creative!)
Memorable Quote:

Game Strategy:
Preferred Death:

Theme Song:
Anything else?:

Drop a Tribute in my Inbox with the preferred District, Gender and WTBT SYOT!
Example: WTBT SYOT: D7 "Tribute Name Here"

Tribute Master List:
D1 Female: 1 Submissions
D1 Male: Applause "Plause" Walden, 18 (Celticgames4)
Mentor: Reyna Aberdeen, 108th Games Victor
Escort: Jacobi Fuse

D2 Female: 1 Submission
D2 Male:
Mentor: Hound Meloro, 115th Games Victor
Escort: Gregorio Sinclair

D3 Female:
D3 Male:
Mentor: Buzz Phillips, 99th Games Victor
Escort: Morrigan Harper

D4 Female:
D4 Male:
Mentor: Cascade Thomas, 112th Games Victor
Escort: Garrus Buchanan

D5 Female:
D5 Male:
Mentor: Wyatt Keyes, 95th Games Victor
Escort: Peregrine Oddfellow

D6 Female: 1 Submission
D6 Male:
Mentor: Mercedes Winchester, 107th Games Victor
Escort: Paladin Luster

D7 Female:
D7 Male: Salem Flint, 17 (grimbutnotalways)
Mentor: Cypress Jackson, 116th Games Victor
Escort: Asher James

D8 Female: Emily Thredd, 17 (Ivie Albright)
D8 Male:
Mentor: Calico "Patch" Bynum, 89th Games Victor
Escort: Hera Iredale

D9 Female:
D9 Male:
Mentor: Demeter Adams, 97th Games Victor
Escort: Varric Goodwin

D10 Female:
D10 Male: Greene Jennings, 13 (Nordic Nonsense)
Mentor: Buck Reynolds, 105th Games Victor
Escort: Snow Alabaster

D11 Female: Adrianna Orita, 15 (Golden Moon Huntress)
D11 Male: Terro Kane, 17 (NightandIvy)
Mentor: Flitter Grant, 113th Games Victor
Escort: Malcom Rhodes

D12 Female:
D12 Male:
Mentor: Victor Yates, 84th Games Victor
Escort: Kite Aragorn

May the odds be ever in your favor!

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Strange Girl But Effective by doozer21 reviews
AU: Sadistic Levi meets masochistic OC counterpart. Mostly very adult sub/dom dynamic stuff and lots of smut. There's some violence (but in a good way, I think), there's some action, there's some comic relief, there's friendship. Springles and Jearmin as well for people who like fluff.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,464 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 21h - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Levi A., OC]
The 25th Games: The Bite of Winter by FandomsForeva reviews
Cast in a shadow of darkness and fear, the Districts are far from hope and the beginning of spring. Shocked by the announcement of the Quell, the citizens are shrouded in an icy cloak of fear and discord. 24 Tributes are sent into the Games by their own Districts, but only 1 can return. Divided by their decisions and actions, all are sure to fall. SYOT CLOSED.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,800 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 9/5
Hear The Wind Blow: The 47th Hunger Games SYOT by Mystical Pine Forest reviews
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow. Hear the wind blow, dear, hear the wind blow. The story of the 47th Hunger Games. You will bleed, or not. Scar, or not. Live, or not. Test your luck. SYOT CLOSED!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,940 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 3/9
Mass Effect - Future Imperfect by MizDirected reviews
Jane Shepard wears many labels. Survivor. Hero. Tiny. Fierce. Smart-mouth. Loyal. Mad woman. The truth, however, is never simple. Stopping Nihlus from leaving the Normandy alone, Shepard throws the galaxy down a rabbit hole that can only end in a dark and brutal war. AU canon-divergent. M for language, sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 152 - Words: 894,838 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V., Nihlus K.] Tali'Zorah
Duct Rat by LibraMoon reviews
He was C-Sec, and she... was just a Duct Rat. Yet, the strangest unions can be born in places no one thinks to look. AU: No Reapers. TeenFemShepxGarrus. Rated M
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,102 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
I Bet the Devil Was Handsome Too by KenzieKaddl reviews
Modern AU: Pandora- A malicious, deteriorating state where murder is more common than a smile. As CEO of leading corporation, Hyperion, Jack owns every single life within Pandora's borders including our protagonist Elizabeth; a floundering college girl who unintentionally ends up on Jack's bad side. Will she be able to survive the hell that is Handsome Jack? (Handsome Jack x OC)
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 7/27 - [Handsome Jack, OC] Rhys
Halo 4: A Rip in Time by SuperGenX reviews
The Chief has defeated the Didact, and Cortana sacrificed herself to save him. But is she really dead? Transported back to the year 2020, Cortana joins forces with a Hacker and his friends from the past to try and return to the future. Meanwhile in the future, the Master Chief must try to continue on after the loss of his closest friend. Rated M for Strong Language and Action.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Ascension: Fates Entwined by Albion Girls reviews
Shortly following the events of Fable III, Theresa sends two heroes on a mutual quest which sets their paths on a collision course. From their fateful meeting, it will be a race against time to locate and dispatch an ancient evil that threatens the entire world. Will they forge the alliance necessary to thwart the sinister plot, or will its architect be resurrected?
Fable - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Logan, OC
Elements: The 49th Hunger Games by AKLNxStories reviews
An arena designed to keep the Capitol guessing. In the center: A labyrinth-like city. North: A frozen land. South: A dry arid desert. East: A dense, mutt-filled jungle. West: A lush forest. Who could be bored with an arena so diverse? {SYOT Closed but feel free to read anyway ;)}
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,717 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 5/14 - Other tributes, Pres. Snow, Caesar F.
Never Did Run Smooth by LittleButFiery reviews
In an AU where the humans win the First Contact War, turians become slaves. Seven-year-old Jane Shepard finds herself living on a new planet with no friends and itching for adventure. A young Garrus Vakarian's life is thrown into turmoil when he's separated from his family in the slave trade. When they meet, they form a bond that will change their lives forever.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,424 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 2/15 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Bid My Blood to Run by Jaeger Gipsy Danger reviews
A different approach to the FemShep/Garrus relationship. He's a turian and perhaps not always the kind-hearted and gentle teddy bear we've come to expect. Adult situations about adult relationships. Rated M for a good reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
New Beginnings by CelestialFan2010 reviews
The war is over. The Humans and Sangheili begin to slowly recover and rebuild. But old habits die hard. Tensions still linger in the air between the two species. Yet hope still remains. Would a blossoming relationship between a former disgraced Sangheili and a mysterious human that catches his eye bring new understanding or old hatred?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,612 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 4/5/2010 - [Arbiter, OC]
In War and Love by Reavera reviews
Ten years have gone by, and Sparrow has brought Bloodstone into prosperity. When the Pirate King attacks her home, she defends her people and takes him prisoner. Foolish enough to show mercy, she learns when you let your guard down with the Thief, he will steal what you treasure most. Dark Reaver - REWRITTEN AND REPOSTED. THIS VERSION DISCONTINUED. PLEASE SEE REVISED VERSION.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 176,560 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
Insanity Central - The 312th Hunger Games by jds2416 reviews
The new president is frugal. So frugal in fact, that he has refused to pay for a new arena. Instead, the games will be held in a place that has already been constructed, notorious for its maze-like structure and torture techniques. 24 tributes will fight to the death in an underground prison, known as Insanity Central. Welcome to Hell. This is the 312th Hunger Games. OPEN SYOT.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/27
The New Beginning by TheOneWhoCameBefore reviews
The rebel alliance has begun. With the empire focused on fighting them, the criminals and scum of the galaxy are being given free reign. It's up to an unlikely crew of two warriors, a couple Jedi, and a journalist to stop them. But what happens when the c
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/16
Till Death by Chibi-Chanx reviews
The First Contact War has raged for six years, and both sides are sick of it. A peace treaty is in the works but Udina wants a stronger connection between the humans and turians. A political marriage is forced upon both sides, taking two of their best soldiers and tying them together. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,470 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Holding On To You by Ramalama reviews
Four years after Katniss Everdeen is named the Victor of the 74th Hunger Games she is still making a splash in the Capitol as the District Twelve Mentor. What her adoring fans don't know is just how broken their 'it' girl really is. Very light lemon
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 113,547 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Cinna, Katniss E. - Complete
Professor Layton and the Book of Memory by Master of Shiawase Punch reviews
A blank piece of paper in a strangely addressed envelope. Harmless, until it forces the Professor to recall a portion (& a person) of his past that he tried incessantly to forget. Tea time is forced to wait as Layton & crew investigate a suspicious tycoon with a shadowed agenda. Part I of a trilogy. Canon, apart from a few original characters. R&R intelligently. NOW COMPLETE!
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 295,158 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Flora R., H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Dark Side by Gravesend reviews
It's time for the inevitable. Indulge in your Dark Side. Valduggery. Sexual tension. Repressed desires. 18 .
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Hosonagai by FunnyLover13 reviews
Three girls are tied to a dark secret. They swore to never tell...But what will they do when a mystery figure begins to stalk them? And what will they do when this figure passes judgement? A Slenderman Story (Side-Story One of Slenderman Mini-Series ).
Slender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Slender, OC - Complete
Stranded by SuperGenX reviews
A quick one-shot about two members of Fireteam Crimson, Reid Stryker and Roxie Heartly, in the aftermath of a devastating Pelican crash. Separated from the UNSC Infinity and left with no means of communication, these two battered Spartans must pick themselves up and find a way to complete their mission.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2014 - OC - Complete
Born of Rising Apes, Not Fallen Angels by lalunaticscribe reviews
"Then we have met in a fantasy. For it is the place where the fallen angels meet the rising apes." The lines of fantasy and reality tended to get blurred, but only in some cases should they land squarely in the area humans call... the Twilight Zone. So every Autobot believed, until one proved otherwise.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Jazz - Complete
The Unneeded Requriem by nerdsandlairs reviews
Seven Years pass since Syndrome's death, and Violet is all grown up now making it out as her own hero. But when she's given her first special mission she finds that Syndrome is all very alive and well. Will she be able to defeat him again? {DISCONTINUED}
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,836 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Violet P., Syndrome
If I Had A Heart by nightowlofdoom reviews
This is based on a picture I found on Facebook, about the two girls who tried to murder their friend to summon Slenderman. What if he saw them? What would he do? And what if maybe, just maybe... he had a heart?
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Complete
The Bloodstone Manor Affair by PlaguedByPlotBunnies reviews
*EDITED AND (KINDA SORTA) REWRITTEN* Reaver/Sparrow romance story. If you are offended by the idea of Reaver falling in love please do not read this story. It will be dangerous for your high blood pressure or...whatever.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,796 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
All That Glitters by sjm2119 reviews
Terra the Terrible was the most fearsome pirate in all of Albion, until Logan finally captured her. And forced her into the care of a certain tall-hatted, narcissistic sycophant. She will soon discover that there may be more to her life than terrorizing others.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Reaver, Ben Finn, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, OC
Break It or Make It by snarechan reviews
Judy Witwicky's parties are always the best. Her son's will be no exception. Absolutely.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Judy W., Sam W. - Complete
A Marriage of Inconvenience by deathofaraven reviews
A deal between Sparrow and one of the Heroes goes awry when Logan decides to impliment it years later, forcing his sister into an arranged marriage. And, with the fate of a war in her hands, you can bet she's not going to take it lying down. (Contains an atypical romance, reader beware! Book I of the Shattered Albion series.)
Fable - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 138,285 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall] Logan, Walter B. - Complete
Light my Fire by BeholdIAmDeath reviews
Did you honestly think Azazel was the only one doing human experiments? Please, Crowley's been looking for a human brat that could survive the trip to Hell and back for centuries. When he finds the perfect candidate, he makes her into a perfect weapon. Or does he? Crowley/OC EDIT IN PROGRESS
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,600 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Crowley, OC] Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Heroes & Thieves by BlueBird Blues reviews
Loki returns to earth confident that he will soon have both a kingdom and a queen to call his own. However, in his absence Ellie has formed an unexpected intimate relationship with none other than Steve Rogers, The First Avenger. This story is the sequel to my Thor Fanfiction, Shiver. Follows the events of The Avengers and beyond.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,516 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki, OC - Complete
Deadpool Does Fanfiction by Bishou no Marina reviews
The Merc with a Mouth is contracted to "fix" the dark world of fanfiction by hijacking its stories. Rated M for graphic violence, adult themes, profanity, arson, indecent exposure, trespassing, loitering, inappropriate use of a chimichanga, vandalism, vulgarity, delusions of grandeur, verbal abuse, larceny, stalking, relentless harassment, breaking and entering, and Deadpool.
Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Deadpool/Wade W.
Born from Dark Water by xXfireXflyXx reviews
Loki always secretly stole Thor's things: toys, books, cloaks, weapons, servants. As far as he was concerned, when all this nonsense began, Thor's Olympian bride-to-be was just another thing.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,096 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki - Complete
Traveller by OptimisticPessimist12 reviews
AU. A few years after the Crawler attack, a woman shows up outside Brightwall Village, with only a pair of dirty pants, a ripped shirt, and a pistol at her side. This woman is Bryn, who ended up in Albion after being killed from a fall in the world she is originally from. Gifted with the powers of Skill, she tries to find her way. Her first task, finding the other Hero of Skill.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,379 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Reaver, Theresa, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Inga
This Is Not A Dream AKA Wedding Night by dederants reviews
Your wedding night with Tom Hiddleston. Or is it?
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
The Girl for the Debt by ElizabethDeWitt reviews
(AU) Sequel to "The Girl in the Tower." Booker's life story and his quest to save Elizabeth from the mechanical clutches of the Songbird, all told from his POV. Rated M for lemon and strong language. Possible OCs in future chapters.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,189 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth, Songbird, Rosalind L.
Closer by WastedHeart reviews
During a night of playing drunken party games on the Normandy, 'best friends' Shepard and Garrus get picked to share seven minutes of heaven together. Lots of tension ensues. Originally written for the ME Kink Meme. Rated M for smuttiness and set during ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
After Dark by Elesey reviews
Young Shepard gets captured during her first assignment and in the base she meets Garrus Vakarian. She struggles to survive and he struggles to make the right choices. A very dark First Contact War AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,749 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Quarrelsome Quarry by Steven Dalton reviews
Join the Baudelaire orphans in this fifth installment of Another Series of Unfortunate Events, in which they travel to a mysterious and dangerous canyon in order to dig up secrets of their parents' past. R/R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Miss Pauling in Wonderland by Devil Woman reviews
The title says it all: an Alice in Wonderland parody featuring the cast of Team Fortress 2!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Miss Pauling - Complete
My Queen, My Deviant by LittleNikki reviews
Oh my my my! What could possibly happen when the Hero Queen of Albion celebrates her victory over the tyrant King with the deviant head of Reaver Industries? Fable 3 universe...
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,136 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
The 30 Excuses of Loki by AchievingKitKat reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
This Feeling by pandoralily reviews
Alduin reflects on the Dragonborn. First fanfic, please be nice? :3 R&R?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The War by Mortisha Bloodfang reviews
General Deidre Finn, the youngest General of Earths history, has finally gotten her wish: the chance for peace. Political gears and militant agendas hinder her dream, but the most unlikely of sources can grant her desire. Sucky summary I know.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,481 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Alien/Xenomorph, Human
Cosmic Joke by yourdeadwafflecone reviews
Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,327 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Megatron, Maggie M.
Unforeseen by Erailea Evenstar reviews
Tragedy brought them together. An accident means to separate them. Ironhide had never meant to let things go as far as they had, he had simply promised to watch over her. But fate and the Decepticons had other ideas. IH/OC. NOT a mary-sue.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 148,540 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
State of Confusion by TwistedMayumi reviews
A woman named Evelyn Ashcroft awakes in Silent Hill after endless sleep walking, having no memory of anything but her name. Meanwhile, Pyramid Head feels a tad strangeness towards this new arriver. Does the menacing witch Alessa have something in store?
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,459 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Pyramid Head
When I Met You by Leiria reviews
ZUTARA! Don't read if you object! Fluffy alt. ending to the series. Katara and Zuko are apprehensive before returning to the Fire Nation and express feelings for each other. 2nd half of my first ATLA fic. Very fluffy... M for lime/lemony goodness Zuko POV
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
BeetleBash by Halloween29 reviews
When Emma moves into a new house she'll find out that its haunted. With two untrained ghosts and a very annoying corpse. Will Emma get through it? Or will she go mad? Rated T just to be safe.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
Betrothed by Kodukadvakch reviews
The sacred ring was destroyed, yet the war rages on. Blood stains the dirt of every planet, but neither species is winning. Every option has been used, and both races are crumbling because of it. Only one thing can save them now. A betrothal. Arbiter/OC.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,544 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Arbiter
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We, The Broken Things (117th Hunger Games SYOT) reviews
Cato slaughtered Katniss during the 74th Games and went on to be the Victor. The bloodbath continued without a hitch until the 117th Games. Can a wicked dance be halted in its tracks? Can a wheel be broken? Only the Tributes know...Step right up and try your luck, you never know what fate has in store...*OPEN SYOT* Come for the Tributes, stay for the fun!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 10/16
Talking Bodies reviews
Dark AU! Diane "Dipper" Pines and her brother Miller fell out of contact...until their Grunkle Stan passed away, leaving them The Mystery Shack. A dark past is uncovered as Bill Cipher promises Dipper that she can have all the answers...for a sadistic, twisted price. "You'll be mine, Pinetree, even if it's the last thing I do!" (Bill/Female!Dipper)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11 - [Bill, Dipper P.]
Testing Her Metal reviews
Kaylee Witwicky once thought herself as a normal girl, but when her brother buys a Camaro that turns out to be a giant alien robot, she knows that she...and her world...will never be the same again. As the stars align she must test her mettle to defeat the evil beyond her control...and the evil that has taken control of her life. (BeexOCxPrime)
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,686 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Optimus Prime, OC, Bumblebee] Sam W.
Bound by the Rising Tides reviews
(Rewrite of Better Off Reaver) A fluke in the system landed her on the shores of Albion. A deal with the devil, helped her conquer them. At her worst, she was immortal. At her best, she became a leader. This is the tale of Naomi Winchester. Pirate. Renegade. Queen. Martyr. (Slow burn Reaver/OC/Hero of Brightwall)
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 9/5 - [OC, Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall]
Halo: Paragon Lost reviews
Everything can change in an instant. Friends can come back from the dead, lovers can betray you, and who can you trust? An ODST betrayed by a Spartan must regain everything she once knew and rebuild a new life for herself in the midst of deadly dance that she cannot escape; a dance that may kill her, the ones closest to her and may send the universe into chaos. John/OFC
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23 - [Master Chief/John-117, OC] Fred-104
Better Off Reaver reviews
She was a girl from our world. He was a pirate lord from theirs. Brokenhearted and afraid, she turned the tables on the greatest buccaneer Albion had ever known and emerged a lion amongst men. This is the tale of Rosie Sharpp. Pirate. Saint. Queen. Reaver/OFC/Hero of Brightwall
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,840 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, OC
A Promise I Will Keep reviews
She never imagined that falling in love would come with scraped knees, broken limbs and war but that's exactly what Dr. Emmaline Jackson got when she fell head over heels with the Arbiter. But when allied lines become blurred and scattered and your world falls down around you, can you keep a shattered promise? (Formerly Lend me Your Hand.) Arbiter/OC, being rewritten! R&R!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,703 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 9/17/2011 - [Arbiter, OC] Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
A Light that Never Comes reviews
Max is mad. But perhaps not as mad as the people who captured him to lead their blind prophet to the ultimate Eden. Sand isn't just a prophet. She's the pinnacle of human evolution, bound together by science and technology...and she wants to find out where she came from. Though the two are polar opposites, they must work together to find out how to save humanity.
Mad Max - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015
Love me Like You Do reviews
SPARTANS were never meant to fall in love, especially not with a foul mouthed ODST Lieutenant who also has feelings for said SPARTAN. Can a night of Earthbound leave change the tides in a war of love? (Master Chief/OC Smut Oneshot. Read at your own risk! *Rewrite of Loving me As I Am* Rated M for Smut and Swearing) And once again, dedicated to my love EmeraldxLady.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2015 - [OC, Master Chief/John-117] - Complete
Oh Oregon, My Oregon reviews
Drabbles with my Hetalia OC, Oregon with her humble beginnings to where she is today. Contains OOC America and England, Bigfoot and shenanigans. May or may not be continued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2014 - England/Britain, America, OC - Complete
Ballad for the Saints and Sinners reviews
Whispers and rumors of the Frost Giant's return force Asgard's hand and Loki is the pawn. His bride to be? A foul mouth, hot tempered Midgardian named Zoe. However, Zoe's got some secrets that might hold the key to saving our world and theirs. In the mids
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,196 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - [Loki, OC] Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei
Hurts Like Heaven reviews
Spectre Garrus Vakarian never expected to fall for the girl on the other side of the gun. But that was before he met Nova, a brainwashed assassin working for Cerberus who has secrets that may make or break a new threat that looms over the galaxy. Nobody expected love to hurt like heaven. Garrus/OC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Garrus V., OC]
Lend Me Your Hand and I'll Show You the Stars reviews
Dr. Emmaline Jackson never imagined that she would be the first choice of brides for Thel Vadam, the Arbiter of the Covenant but she was. She never imagined she would fall in love with him, but she did. They never imagined they would have to find the Reclaimer and fight for an impossible fate but they had follow the stars. *ORIGINAL* Check out the rewrite! Arbiter/OC
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Complete
Of The Sea reviews
Pirates, gold and adventure were three things that Lieutenant Molly Marshall never had much interest in. But when she is kidnapped and taken to the Caribbean and back in time, she must put aside her Coast Guard values and embrace that she is now in the co
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [James N., OC] Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
She Who Walks with Death reviews
Born from shadows and death, Freya Walker is a catalyst between the living and the dead. When Sam and Dean roll into town to investigate an uncanny amount of strange deaths, they instead learn about Freya and her role in tipping the scales in an unyieldin
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Castiel, OC] Sam W., Dean W.
Learning Curves reviews
"Her quiet resistance was beginning to fascinate him. It seemed that he might have been wrong about her. Maybe after all she would turn out to be a worthy opponent. If she had fallen on her knees and begged for mercy, he would have despised her. The thoug
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Loki, OC] Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei
At The Crossroads of Eternity reviews
Commander Shepard gave her life to save the galaxy from the Reapers. Or, so she thought. Waking up from a cryosleep being thrown into a war with an unknown enemy isn't how she wanted to spend her afterlife but it's in her blood to be a hero along with her
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
Set Fire to the Rain reviews
Caddy Evans never thought another SPARTAN would walk into her life but that was before the Master Chief came back to Earth. However, now there are whisperings of a force more powerful than the Forerunners ready to claim humanity. MC/OC Read and review! DI
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,204 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Master Chief/John-117
Sweet as Silence reviews
When a strange and rather darkly talented girl moves in right next door to Peter, he begins to suspect she's got some secrets. However, the secrets that Peter expects Katie Hubbard to have are vastly different than the secrets she's been keeping. His worl
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Loving Me As I Am reviews
Corporal Hannah Isbell is a Helljumper who is Earthbound and one Spartan is determined to help her realize that being on the ground can have it's advantages. Dedicated to EmeraldxLady! Funfic: John-117/OC Shameless Self Insert! (One-shot)
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Strongest of All reviews
Izzy has just learned that Aliens killed everyone in her hometown and Predators are hunting them. However, when they are all destroyed, where does that leave a slightly lovestruck ooman? PredOCxHumOC -Rated M for sexual content. R&R! HIATUS!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011
The Monster I have Become reviews
"The love that lasts the longest is the love that can never be." This is the story of a rouge human, a Hunter, and the romance between them that was accidental and unintended. PredOCxHumanOC HIATUS! Looking for an adoption writer!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,235 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011
Cirque Du Freak: The Dream Catcher reviews
When I meet a vampire who claims that I have an ability even I don't know about, he changes me into a half vampire and demands that I be his assistant. The catch? There's also an entire race that believes my power can trigger the apocalypse. *COMPLETE*
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,296 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
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