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Joined 04-05-09, id: 1889986, Profile Updated: 11-22-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Hi everyone

I dont think any of my stories will be updated again as I seemed to have lost the will to write anything, not just fanfiction but writing other things too.

I'm really sorry for leaving you guys hanging like this but as I said I just cant write anymore.

Favourite Anime:

Naruto

Darker than Black

Wolfs Rain

Hellsing

Favourite Pairings from Naruto:

Kakuzu X Hidan

Sasori X Deidara

Kisame X Itachi

Akatsuki X Akatsuki

Gaara X Naruto

Sasuke X Naruto

Favourite Quotes:

The most dangerous thing is that which no one fears

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Disappear by Rirren reviews
Harry is transported into an alternate universe where he finds Sirius and his parents are still alive and he is Voldemort's most infamous deatheater. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,001 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
That Stupid Kid by xotakux2002x reviews
Kakuzu wanted a normal life. The appearance of a certain teenager named Hidan is going to make that next to impossible. pairings later in the story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,937 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu
The Peacemaker by Nickynoton reviews
Sakura Haruno is a soldier of the future. She's spent years getting over the betrayal of her ex-partner, Sasuke, but all she has built up comes undone when she hears of his return. The fragile peace of Konoha City is also threatened by those who wish to see the place she calls home burn. AU eventual SasuSaku ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Sai
Follow your Arrow by Wierdowithagun reviews
'When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, just follow your arrow wherever it points.' -Kacey Musgraves - Realistic AU Featuring KakuHi, & KisaIta. Slowish plot progression and character development. May or may not be graphic MxM in later chapters, Haven't decided, so rated M for now for swearing and varying realistic situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 194,669 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 2/1 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Hidan, Kakuzu
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Just For Now by MarieLewis reviews
Upon his reluctant return to the Dursley home after the events of his 5th year, Harry becomes depressed and ill. After an unexpected visit to the doctor Harry discovers an new challenge that he must face. AU 6th year. Challenge on P&S. CANCER FIC! WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,371 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Come What May by Wierdowithagun reviews
The third in the Bad Neighbors trilogy, sequel to Recurring Nightmares-The secret to immortality has been exposed, our two favorite Jashinists discover the origins of their deity, and are faced with the choice of sticking to their faith, or turning their backs on everlasting life. AU with MxM pairings. Warning; Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,126 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N., Akatsuki
Impervious by White Phantom reviews
When Wren and Sethyl answer a guild recruitment letter, they are thrown into the chaotic world of Impervious, a Horde raiding guild filled with people who seem less interested in saving the world and more so in furthering their own agendas. R&R please.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,438 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/5/2011
One Snowy Day by JJ-chan100 reviews
On one of the coldest days of December, after being kicked out of his apartment, all Hidan needed was a ride. And the masked man who drives up will give hime a ride that was much more than he bargained for! Rated M for Hidan's mouth and future content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,721 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Magical Mayhem by xotakux2002x reviews
Tobi receives an heirloom lamp from his parents, only to find a genie named Zetsu trapped inside. What's the kid to do with his wishes? Get his friends to date! zettobi sasodei kisaita kakuhidan peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,467 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu
Deidara Goes Into Shock by ilovemyboys reviews
After hearing about Sasori's death, Deidara makes it back to the Akatsuki hideout, only to go into shock when he arrives. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Deidara, Pain/Pein
Afraid of the Dark by Darkmoonphase reviews
As long as he keeps quiet and does as "they" say, he's fine. But Kakuzu and his friends have other ideas. Thrown into something he doesn't want, all he can do is try to stop it before it's too late for those he cares most about. kakuhida/AU/high school [Now adding Alternate Ending chapters; 2014 final update]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,389 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hidan
Broken by Akama reviews
A young Taki-delinquent finds himself as the unwilling subordinate of Kisame as he is dragged into a brutal existence and forced to cooperate. Gradually he realises that worse things have happened to him and both master and subordinate are forced to address their trust-issues. Features Kisame, Itachi, Kakuzu, Hidan, Pein/Pain, & 1xOC. Rated for brutality and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,994 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Hidan, Kakuzu
The World Needs More Tobi! by Artimus Lan reviews
A morning in the life of an orange masked ninja. REDONE. Rated T for cursing and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Hidan - Complete
Return Day by anniegirl132 reviews
half-sequel to Black Friday. Not everyone was happy with the items gotten on Black Frifday, so they make their leader go out to return everything. But even Pein gets irritated when having to deal with annoying store clerks and other problems. Rated T for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Black Friday by anniegirl132 reviews
Black Friday, the most hectic and crazy shopping day of the year. And Akatsuki participate as well, sending out one team to do the organization's shopping each year. This time it happens to be the two artists of Akatsuki. Will they survive the crazy shoppers and still get what everyone wants? Rated T for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hot For Teacher by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
Hidan has detention with Kakuzu, it starts to pour with rain, and Kakuzu takes him home... YAOI! LEMON! slight MASOCHISM! UPDATED/REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Chainsaw Incident by Nickynoton reviews
Kaname gets more than he bargained for when he arranges to meet Zero just off the school grounds. Do things go as he planned? Or perhaps everything is not as it seems to be... One shot, slight ooc. Based off a random conversation between two friends XD. (Disclaimer: I don't own VK)
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Kaname, Zero - Complete
Get Along With You by kincaidian reviews
"Well, those weren't Hidan's exact words," Sasori admitted in a monotone. "Something along the lines of getting it on with the bitches, all day all night, woohoo, that sort of thing. He then tried to tell me some foolproof pickup lines, but Kakuzu ran him through with a tent pole for being too loud." Crack, one-shot. Sasori Deidara friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 200,221 - Reviews: 5032 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Proper by maimeya reviews
Kakuzu was bored and started nagging Hidan to dress properly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Unfortunate Side Effects by xotakux2002x reviews
Hidan has to perform a ritual. Kakuzu has to endure the effects of that ritual. Not a pleasant experience for anyone. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lost and Found by xotakux2002x reviews
Cleaning out on moving day results in unpleasant things for Hidan and Kakuzu. light kakuhidan, zettobi, and sasodei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Complete
Amateurs by BizarreImage reviews
During their online gaming session, Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame and Deidara face an unexpected foe. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Recurring Nightmares by Wierdowithagun reviews
Sequel to Bad Neighbors. Shikamaru has accidentally bound himself to Jashin, and everything just keeps getting more and more troublesome. AU with HidaShika, KakuHida, Kisaita and more.-Warning; Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,315 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Shikamaru N., Hidan, Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
The Curse of Artemis by Shortsnout reviews
The werewolf within Severus Snape has located a mate worthy of its magnificence, Harry Potter. The problem is Severus would rather be held under the cruciatus curse. Forced into bonding, they struggle to fight their desire towards each other, and eventually their feelings. Sequel now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,401 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oto Vs Akatsuki by xotakux2002x reviews
Second part of the Akatsuki saga. A new gang has come to town, and threatens the supremacy of the Akatsuki. sasodei kisaita kakuhidan zettobi peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,405 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Of Loans and Sharks by xotakux2002x reviews
Itachi and Kisame are returning from a mission, when they encounter an unusual obstacle. Very light kisaita, peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Creating Akatsuki by xotakux2002x reviews
The first story in the Akatsuki saga, wherein they all come together. Mayhem naturally ensues. AU, kisaita sasodei zettobi kakuhidan peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
The Box by xotakux2002x reviews
What's in the box? What's in the box! That's what the Akatsuki wants to know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,107 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Remember by MrsKakuzu reviews
Kakuzu has had a tough life being a bounty hunter, until the unresistible temptation of money teases him into a bounty. But this isn't just any bounty, it's a bounty he will always remember. Kakuzu could kill for money, work, hate, or anything. But could he kill someone he loved? (Yaoi Kakuzu x Hidan Boy on Boy) Future yaoi scenes! (Will update quickly!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Bad neighbors by Wierdowithagun reviews
A new couple moves in next door, And these boys are sent on the ride of their lives. Rated T for Hidan, no Yaoi but boyxboy pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,656 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
The New Manager by BlueFire77 reviews
Hidan hates the new manager and the new manager hates Hidan and Deidara is determined to change that...for his own selfish reasons. KakuHida or KakuHidan, mentions of KisaIta and SasoDei. rated M for Hidan-ness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,861 - Reviews: 4583 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 5,129 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Rising Apostle by Red Turk reviews
Hidan is a young orphan under the care of a widowed pig farmer, and is known for being Yugakure's trouble child. On top of tourists, and up coming Chunin Exams, a mysterious monk approaches him with information of a strange and ancient deity called Jashin; morphing and changing his views on shinobi life entirely, and giving him the direction in life he desperately sought. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,685 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Jashin - Complete
Let's Get Physical! by Rootallica615 reviews
With nothing to do on their day off, Kakuzu and Hidan are left to entertain themselves. What surprise awaits Kakuzu when he returns to the base after running some errands? Cute little plot with smut. No blood, no kinks, just hawtness. KakuHida yaoi. May be considered OOC but I don't really think so. :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Shower by Wierdowithagun reviews
"If he didn't want trouble he shouldn't have invited it." Humorous Crack fiction-type thing, probably not what you expect. Hidan POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Hidan - Complete
The Morphine In My Veins by KuzuKamuiMadHatter54 reviews
They'd been through hell and back, but they survived. They were alive, and they were together. And now they sought to pursue what they'd seen as forbidden to criminals; love. A KakuHida fanfic. **Credit to LaBlanc for the description.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,955 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Watching my brother by Mettlei reviews
Sasuke accidentally gets to see something that leaves him numb, stupefied and ...hard. Yaoi. Kisame/Itachi with Sasuke as the voyeur.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Only Natural by Immortal-Immoral reviews
Nature is beautiful, Hidan is annoying. Why not enjoy both? Rough, not rape. YAOI MANxMAN GAY Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Nighttime Companion by ilovemyboys reviews
After watching a scary movie, Tobi can't go to sleep. So what does he do? Find a nice ninja that is willing to share their bed with him of course! Problem is…not one of the Shinobi he lives with are considered "nice."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Bound by The Tox reviews
A monster made out of threads appears out of nowhere. It finds Hidan and saves him from his grave. Together, they embark on a journey to find the monster's master, and Hidan's only friend; Kakuzu. Ambiguous KakuHidan, M/M, violence, death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kunai in the Chest by ilovemyboys reviews
After Deidara refuses to take out the Kunai embedded in his chest, Pein orders Sasori, Kakuzu, and Kisame to do it for him. Fun ensues!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Ritual: Curiosity by Mettlei reviews
Once again Hidan is bored at the Akatsuki base, so he decides to go and visit Deidara, but Deidara already has a visitor. SasoDei. Graphic Yaoi. Voyeurism. Slight bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan - Complete
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Extra Curricular Activities by Immortal-Immoral reviews
Sometimes mission are either too boring or too easy. Or both. YAOI MANxMAN GAY Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Star Dancers by MrsKakuzu reviews
Hidan's birthday smexy fiction! Hidan wakes up on his birthday SICK! Kakuzu knows it's his 21st birthday and plans to give him a birthday surprise, that hopefully Hidan will forget! Rated M for birthday boy and his Seme, Explict Yaoi one shot! Rated M for language and yaoi themes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Birthday Treat by WolvesKey reviews
It's Hidan's birthday and he's feeling disheartened at the lack of (excitement) recognition from anyone in general that it's his special day. Only someone does notice, one of the few people he least expected. Warnings within. Written for Hidan's birthday. KAKUZUxHIDAN. EDITED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Legacy of the Uzumaki by SlashnYaoi reviews
The Uzumaki had been the favored of the God Inari and now the gifts have re-awakened in Naruto. Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. Yaoi!Harem, Uke/Seme!Naruto. First chapter dedicated to warnings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,202 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
One of Those Moods - KakuHida by Immortal-Immoral reviews
The Zombie Combo doesn't always agree on how their escapades are going to work out. Rough, not rape. YAOI MANxMAN GAY Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
All you get by Mettlei reviews
It was just the blood, It excited him...every time. The first time for them, nothing gentle about it. Graphic Yaoi. Bondage. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Five Things That Kisame Is Better at Than Itachi by Gin-Juice reviews
Because even geniuses and Uchihas can't be the best at everything. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Element Symbol: BJ by and Teng reviews
Element: Bloody Jashin and totally not referring to anything else. Hidan enlists Kakuzu's help to learn all the elements for his chemistry class. Learn every element with the Zombie Brothers in an epic coming-of-age story. But wait... that requires some form of maturity and patience... Nevermind. KakuHida AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] Akatsuki
Those Tender Moments by Wierdowithagun reviews
Kakuhida Songfic fluff. :3
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Child of War by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He was just an orphaned teen, an abandoned child of war. Nothing new to rogue soldier, Kakuzu. So why does he feel the need to keep him at his side? AU KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,663 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,593 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Freefall by ladyoflilacs reviews
A voice whispers to Harry in the still of the night, when he is on the verge of sleep and at his most vulnerable. A retelling of Deathly Hallows. Rated M for Harry/Voldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 189,564 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Certain Socializations by macaronisofa reviews
"You retard." Hidan accidentally stabs Kakuzu. NOT a good impression on their 3rd mission together. Hidan helps Kakuzu with his wound, they go on another mission. They begin to socialize. Kakuzu tells Hidan that certain...socializations...aren't good to have with your partner. Hidan doesn't listen. Because when does Hidan ever listen to Kakuzu? Rated M for Yoai and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hidan Investigates! by Gin-Juice reviews
Something strange is happening at the Akatsuki base. Kakuzu is acting odd. Hidan is curious. Everyone else just wants to stop having house meetings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,124 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Hidan, Akatsuki, Kakuzu - Complete
the skies above and below by The Lady Avaritia reviews
It is those acts of God which leave us puzzled the most, but some people are too good for this world anyway. There is something tragic and life-altering, and it leaves a bitter acrid taste in his mouth when he thinks about how there should have been some point to this, some crucial life lesson to be learned, but there really isn't any. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Worn Leather and Dulled Steel by Sochineya reviews
A lax Kor'kron guard and a troublesome rogue find themselves in an unfortunate situation when something of the Warchief's winds up stolen. Their luck doesn't improve much during their ensuing adventures, either. m/m
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 100,062 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Orc, Blood Elf
Deidara's Sick Days by ilovemyboys reviews
Deidara gets sick. Good thing Akatsuki friends are there to help!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Path to Darkness by Makkoska reviews
Hidan's resemblance to someone important in his past makes Kakuzu act recklessly and he suffers an accident. The priest has to face the consequences, although he doesn't find them that terrible… A KakuHida fic, with flashbacks to Kakuzu's history. Please heed the rating and the warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
The Fallen Fox by KittyKatTerra reviews
Naruto was kidnapped and abused by the villagers of his home. Now he is an Assassin that is in love with Gaara and must help save Konoha from An Uchiha... This is a Gaara/Naruto/Itachi Yaoi Fanfic!Sakura Bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
L'il Akatsuki by Wierdowithagun reviews
Random crackfic about the first day of kindergarden for our favorite gang of criminals.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
From Hate comes Love by Wierdowithagun reviews
Kakuzu... just doesn't understand some of his own choices. So, he referrs to flashbacks! First person, AU, Moderate fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LV/HP When Harry was little he used to wish that his twin brother was the chosen one. His brother used to wonder what it would be like to know the Dark Lord. Later Tarrant runs away to join Voldemort, who accepts him, thinking he is Harry... his mate. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,410 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi
Hardly Eternity by Makkoska reviews
The Edo Tensei ends but Kakuzu manages to stay alive. He can't die yet, not when he has an important thing to do. He has to rescue Hidan. Warnings for yaoi, some gore and violence, coarse language, a bit of angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
A ticklish subject by PinkyNoBrains reviews
Hidan does his own pedicure for a reason. KakuHida tickle fluff. Rated M because of the swearing from you-know-who.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Chasing Eden by Lilbakasaru reviews
Sequel to 'Being A Yakuza's Bride Its been a year but problems start to arise Naruto want independence something that Sasuke cant give and with a hotheaded cop tracking all of Sasuke's moves things wont be easy for them. Will their love survive?SasunaruAU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Friend Named Voldemort by DuShuZhi reviews
The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Immortal Perfection by Mettlei reviews
Just a pwp with bondage and ...slightly unwilling Hidan. Graphic Yaoi. OOC-ness. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Freak Academy by AbandonedMPOP reviews
This story revolves around the "freaks" of Akatsuki, mainly Kisame, Zetsu and Kakuzu, and how their childhood and teen years unfolded. It's totally non-canon, and modernized as well. The story takes place between the beginning and ending of the first chapter. This story is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kisame H., Zetsu
Akatsuki Surgery by ilovemyboys reviews
One-Shot! After Deidara gets a Kunai stuck in his stomach, Kakuzu is his doctor. With some Hidan, Sasori, and Tobi for fun!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Catch Me if You Can by Makkoska reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan need to change from their Akatsuki cloaks so they won't draw attention to themselves. When Hidan's choice of clothing doesn't meet Kakuzu's approval he does his best to get him out of it. Hidan resists. Warning: for sex between two men, language, some violence – in other words Kakuzu and Hidan having fun. Oneshot, with the possibility of a sequel later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Hidan's Punishment by Akama reviews
Kakuzu is displeased when Hidan interferes with his work, sending him into a fit of rage resulting in destruction and ultimately, Hidan's torture as he is taught a lesson at Kakuzu's hands. Rated M for use of language and torture imagery/description.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
What You Didn't Know by Imperial Mint reviews
Upon the brink of delivering good news, Naruto catches his lover having an affair. Leaving Konoha with a secret, Naruto stumbles into the arms of someone he thought untouchable and soon finds himself at the centre of a plot decades old. ItaNaru. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,722 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Let's play a game by Karax93 reviews
Hidan challenges Kakuzu to play a scary video game. How will his partner react?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cake Go Boom by ColonelPony reviews
Sasori's usually uneventful birthday has taken a new turn, for better or worse. Consists of explosives, chocolate, cute blondes, and dismemberment. IMPORTANT: Rated for swearing and mildly violent themes. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Never Leave Me by Muraki Asato reviews
What most people don't know is that the night before Sasuke left for Hidden Sound he slept with someone, Uzumaki Naruto to be exact. This is the story of their struggle, and Naruto's abrupt end of childhood. MPREG. Mentions of rape. Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,010 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Scandalous by masruiiiik reviews
Hidan was just going to grab a late-night snack when he saw Sasori and Deidara doing something absolutely... scandalous. On the kitchen counter no less. Maybe he and Kakuzu should try it sometime. Mentions of SasoDei and KakuHida. Crack-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Let's Fall In Love by masruiiiik reviews
The player Sasori falls for an innocent blonde. The non-believer Kakuzu finds himself thinking of a foul-mouthed idiot. Saint-like Kisame falls head-over-heels for a stoic Uchiha and Pain's just trying to move on when Konan breaks up with him. Love sucks. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,744 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Awakening desire by akebou reviews
What will happen if the akatsuki zombi team meet the Kakuzu and Hidan from another world? Warning : Lemon and Rape! KakuHidan -not rape, but a bit of molestation-, KakuKaku, JashinHidan and jailersKaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hidans and Tobis Breakfast Tale by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan wants to be left alone to eat his breakfast in peace, but Tobi insists on "cheering him up" Rated T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
In My Head by mikuloveitachi reviews
Akatsuki Crack-fic. Everyone has some sort of problem, habit, disease. Told from different POVs. Contains YAOI main pairing Sasodei. May change to M later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Habits by Pure Love of Loving reviews
Hidan has a habit, and only one answer to a logical argument. Kakuzu and Hidan friendship fic. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Valentines Day by Pure Love of Loving reviews
The only person dense enough to misinterpret Valentines Day, it must be him. KakuHida/HidaKaku, fluff. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SadoMasichism by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu get into a fight...but what if it became something more? Rated M for Yaoi and Hidan's Mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kousei by YaoiPhox reviews
MPreg. Flamers 'n Haters be gone. KakuHida! Orochimaru gives Hidan something strange... Now he's having pains in the pelvic region! Formerly called 'KakuHida'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,879 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The One True King by Shara Lunison reviews
AU Harry is James' younger brother and a jealous Slytherin who wants the Potter birthright for himself. He joins the one man who can make it happen, and willingly betrays his own blood in the process. HP/LV A twist on other-BWL/abusive Potter parents fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,301 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Count the Stars by chocolateee reviews
The day Naruto stopped smiling was the day Sasuke realized something was wrong. And yet when he tries to talk to him...why can't Naruto hear his voice?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shards by Katastropheeeee reviews
Shards. Broken pieces were all that was left of him now. The world he had built was crumbling. His mind was declining, descending into madness ...and there was nothing he could do about it. Except perhaps irritate Kakuzu. Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Conversations and Retribution by TheMuser reviews
Harry Potter catches a train to King's Cross to distract his troubled soul. As the train makes a detour through the abyss, the conductor cuts out a ticket for one Dark Lord. Some conversations, some retribution. HP/LV - SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Looking Me Over by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan catches Kakuzu looking him over. He soon realizes that Kakuzu had been looking him over more than once. Hidan comes to the conclusion that he turns the old man on, and has him in the palm of his hand. Why not have some fun? Rated M for cursing/YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
No September by MissBMarie reviews
KakuHida. Because I'm a sucker for AU KakuHida stories. Neither Hidan nor Kakuzu had planned for any of this, but once they were in this relationship, they were in it for good. CollegeStudent!Kakuzu / HighSchoolSenior!Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,612 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Damaged by Faust VII reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Servitude to the Dark : The Hand that Guides Me by xXxLuckyxXx reviews
COMPLETE! In 2nd year, Riddle makes a deal with Harry: Ginny's life for the horcrux in his scar. Seeing no choice, Harry agrees. Marvolo, born of the 2 horcruxes merging, teaches Harry to be the perfect servant of the dark. HP/LV. Detailed summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Four Seasons by MoWa reviews
What does a string quartet consists of? A good violinist, the first violin. A bad violinist, the second violin. An ex-violinist, the viola. And someone who hates violinists altogether, the cello. Perfect for Team 7, don't you think? Eventual SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Rules of Life by Blinded HP reviews
There was no Harry Potter at the Dursley’s when Dumbledore sent Hagrid to fetch him in first year. Where in the world is Harry Potter? This fic is SNARRY slash, Snape!Dom, Harry!sub
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,284 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Mentally Yours by Numia reviews
Full Summary inside Because of his split personality, Naruto is sent to the Konoha Mental Institution. There, he becomes the victim of the sneaky, aggressive pyscopath: Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Hidan Potter! by masruiiiik reviews
side-story to 'Let's Fall In Love'. Hidan manages to drag Kakuzu to a Harry Potter convention. Needless to say, chaos insues when Hidan gets into a fight with fangirls, and Kakuzu realizes just how degrading it is, dressing up as Hermione.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Preludes by Senri reviews
Madara/Kakuzu, with the first Hokage dying nearby.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Madara U. - Complete
Itachi's Hair by Tripptych reviews
Nobody touched Uchiha Itachi's hair, no exceptions. ItaDei more of a friendship than a relasionship though.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Silent Liberation by catastrophic-art reviews
Some people are granted the gift of freedom. Others aren't so lucky... Rated for mild language. Kakuzu's POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Haja by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
Harry discovers his animagus form in a violent way. Becoming an animagus is never easy, but it may be harder for the Boy Who Survives...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,257 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the perfect plan by akaren reviews
Harry travels back in time to change the future, but something doesn't go exactly the way he planned. Neville is the boy who lived. Currently 2nd year ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,072 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P.
Sacchariferous by Ecchi Nin reviews
For the next hour Hidan cursed out Kakuzu in his head and Kakuzu walked in silence, wondering how long Hidan would think he was a mind reader for. Small Drabbles about Hidan and Kakuzu's relationship. Rated M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Deliverance KakuHida by ScarletDarkblood reviews
They both knew how it would end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Reasons to Forbid by masruiiiik reviews
There is a reason as to why Pain forbade the Akatsuki members to have one-night-stands with prostitutes, desperate housewives and just the female population in general. The main reason being the twenty-five tiny Hidans running around. Crack! Slight yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Leadership by Meinos Kaen reviews
Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7656 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Konoha's Fox by 7-hemphisis-dragon-7 reviews
What if Gaara and Naruto's stories kind of, switched? Gaara, a survivor to the pains of being a Jinchuuriki, took part in the Chuunin Exams against Konoha-nin. Uzumaki Naruto was the most horrifying student he had ever seen. Rated M for blood and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,628 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Misfortune by WRATH77 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are in the middle of having sex when the unexpected happens. Rated M for Hidans mouth and sex. Hidan/Kakuzu. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
By the Light of the Moon by MoriasDepths reviews
She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 120,260 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Persuasion by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Madara is recruiting members for the newly-founded Akatsuki organisation, but Kakuzu just doesn't seem to be interested... Slight MadaKaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Madara U., Kakuzu - Complete
Special Delivery by nisachara reviews
Tonight Hidan hadn't killed but he would still have blood. AU KuzuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Arachnophobia by cOo.Me reviews
What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cerulean Skies by SakaSandora reviews
I'm dying, these feelings are suffocating me, I'm drowing and can't find air...dreaming of clear cerulean skies. IchiAiz...please review!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,460 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen
Lay Me Down by sassy-lemon reviews
YAOI! Just warning ya! PURE lemon! PWP TWT! Whatever you want to call it! Remember kiddies its M for a reason! : also some GORE! if you hate, yaoi, blood or light bondage, DONT READ! T T well... PLZ dont judge me! : Im only this perverted in my mind!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Meeting Naruto by kerrieleigh reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
The Second Rinnegan by TornButterflyWings reviews
An 11 yr old Naruto is kidnapped by Nagato, and the elusive Akatsuki leader enlightens him as to his true identity and to the Rinnegan his eyes possess. Will Naruto or Nagato's view preside? Watch Naruto as he grows with his newfound family!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,649 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Sandwich? by Rootallica615 reviews
Hidan is hungry. Hidan is lazy. Kakuzu realizes this and a little more when he hears Hidan's slight speech impediment when it comes to a certain word. Story is better than the summary. Oneshot. Shonen ai/Yaoi. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'll Fight For You by Aikat3rin3 reviews
Merging with the Kyuubi. They thought Naruto was too strong to let it happen, but when it does Naruto can't save himself. He needs someone, but is Sasuke willing to come back and save him? And why does the Kyuubi want them together? SasuNaruSasu Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 149,219 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Psychiatrist and Strippah by YaoiPhox reviews
Yaoi. KakuHida. AU. An exotic dancer is forced to see a psychiatrist. This psychiatrist isn't like all those other quacks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Forbidden by Melby7777 reviews
Vampires and werewolves could never love one another. Not in a million years. They were natural enemies and all of them knew it. But it's not like Hidan ever followed 'family' tradition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
There isn't much of an excuse by cold-crescent-moon reviews
If there were to be any kind of confrontation, Danny would have no excuse for what Dash saw the other day. Meant to be a Dash/Danny, but turned into a vlad/Danny. Either way, it's staying here.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Dash B., Danny F.
Strange Love by AkatsukiBoi reviews
On a mission for Akatsuki, Kakuzu finds his newest partner insufferable. As conspiracies pop up everywhere, and sparks and kunai fly between them, he begins to realize that the little psycho Hidan might be the one he's been looking for all his life...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,498 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Stolen Submission by Seto's Darkness reviews
His dream to become Rokudaime was cruelly snatched away by his trusted friend, Sakura. That was the reason why, when Sasuke came and said, Come to Sound with me…, he didn't resist .:SasuNaru, others:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bloody Hands by Shadow's Firebird reviews
Sick of being picked on, Deidara unleashes a Jutsu on Kakuzu that has some...interesting effects. Why is the man trembling? And staring so intently at Hidan? Violent and gory Yaoi ensues. Not for those with a weak stomach. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
S Class Babies by Darkmoonphase reviews
Tainted fruit turns Deidara, Kakuzu, Tobi, and Itachi into babies. Learning about their pasts is great and all but is probably too much trouble than it's worth - especially with all the side romance and having to keep the base from being destroyed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,277 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Akatsuki
Being a Yakuza's Bride by Lilbakasaru reviews
Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,763 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,442 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Aoi High by YaoiPhox reviews
HIDAKUZU, not KakuHida. Don't like, don't read. Smut. AU. Kakuzu has moved to a new, very strange school. Mr. Fukyuu isn't like most teachers he's had. Not at all. Other pairings no official seme/uke, just couples hinted KisaIta, SasoDei, MadaZet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Moments: The Pink Streak by Killer-San reviews
Hidan's smoking, Deidara's gazing at the stars, Kakuzu's sippin' coffee then bam! A 'Pink Streak' goes by, naked. Who the hell could it be? Part of the Akatsuki Moments series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Je t'aime toujours by Evil-Peach reviews
Hidan is a junior in high school and life seems to be well... it's going. What happens when problem after problem strikes testing his limits.. will his friends be able to help him? and what about kakuzu? *yaoi. don't like dont read* kuzudan off hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,545 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,282 - Reviews: 3192 - Favs: 5,507 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Twisted Melody by Xchy reviews
Upon meeting a 4-year old Naruto, Orochimaru sees a chance. He can further his quest for power with a Jinchuuriki under his control that Akatsuki don't know about. M for violence. UNFINISHED & ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,752 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
As this Death is by Cannibal Incorporated reviews
Everyone expects me to be the hero. The one everyone says is supposed to live forever- invincible. But I'm the one dying. Character Death. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dove and Grenade by Venerate reviews
When Sasuke met Naruto, he was sure that the blond was the one. He had not, however, counted on Naruto to be taking care of a kid by himself. : YAOI, SasuNaruSasu, Yakuza!Uchiha, eating disorder. NOT MPreg, NOT OCs! on hiatus :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,705 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hisho ItaxNaru by Neko Hoshi Hime Okami reviews
Being a shinobi wasn't cutting it money wise so Naruto took a job of cleaning house. Thing is, the house he's cleaning and taking care of, is the Akatsuki's. Will he get discovered or not? M for later chapters for rape, boyxboy, and cussing. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,377 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Anger To Adoration by FoxandtheHound reviews
Whilst Itachi is on a mission, Naruto finds an unusual friend in the Akatsuki. And while the weasel's away, the fox will play... HidanNaru, hints of ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,175 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Hidan, Naruto U.
Love's a drug by Bestbuds55 reviews
Hidan was drugged by Kakuzu? Find out what happens! WARNING- lemon, yaoi, boyxboy, or whatever you want to call it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Purple Eyes by snakeofdreams reviews
Naruto never believed in Kami like everyone else. Kami had never done anything for him. No, he believed in a god much more...real. Watch as he changes the lives of the most unlikely people. Yaoi, pairing not decided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hidan
Erotophonophilia by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Two twisted minds, paired together in a violent embrace. KakuHidan. Sequel to Taphephilia. Hardcore gore and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Poke me by Ecchi Nin reviews
Hidan annoys Kakuzu into sex. Fluffly, cute Lemon. PWP. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
After They've All Died Sequel by YaoiPhox reviews
Cont'd AFTER THEY'VE ALL DIED. A KakuHida fic in which the immortal duo has outlived their fellow Akatsuki. Then they meet their reincarnations... Will things work out for our favorite Zombies? Yaoi is involved. :3 AARON'S GRAVEYARD! scrapped
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
All Roads Lead Home by Insomniac Owl reviews
Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hidan
The Serpent's Apprentice by Xander Jaws reviews
At a young age, Naruto makes a decision that changes the fate of Konoha... and not in a good way. Pairings will be revealed at a later date.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
After They've All Died by YaoiPhox reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have cheated death and lived on. They have outlived the others and now live in our current time. Although the Akatsuki has died off, is the immortal duo really alone? Gift for my readers. Rated for Language. KakuHida fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Jashin damnit by Ecchi Nin reviews
Kakuzu walks in on Hidan having some fun, and joins in. A shameless PWP RATED M FOR A REASON. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Miser and the Jashinist by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Kakuzu finds a baby on his steps one rainy day and as much as he doesn't want to take the child in, he does and raises him as his own. KakuHidan and SasoDei rated M for language and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Which One's For You by serradragon reviews
Oneshot Inspired by the song "Sick Little Suicide" Join Sasuke as he visits Naruto in the hospital.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Cheaper by the Dozen My Ass by YaoiPhox reviews
Based on Cheaper by the Dozen. Kakuzu and Hidan got a little carried away with the Male Pregnancy Serum and now their children are disappearing!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Resurrection of Hidan by homesweethomicide13 reviews
The moment Hidan was resurrected, they knew they'd made a catastrophic mistake. Spoilers for chapter 489/490.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Kabuto Y., Hidan - Complete
Perfectus Memoria by Dream Painter reviews
All Harry wanted was a few happy memories of his parents, yet, when he fails in the attempt, it might very well cost his life. Answer to the Potions Poisoning Challenge by Jan AQ on Potions and Snitches. Chapter 14 rewritten and revised as of 12/30/12.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,005 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
akatsuki schooldays by Jade07Fun reviews
this is mainy kakuhidan but there is sasodei and kisita my spelling sucks basicly kakuzu sasori and kisame are unpoluer at school and they have a crush on hidan deidara and itachi who are poupler story is better than summary lol plz read and review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Big Bad Miser and The Raunchy Priest by Ecchi Nin reviews
Hidan finds himself testing Jashin's rules when Kakuzu finds him in a very erect situation, and being the opportinuist he is, helps an almost unwilling Hidan with some urgent...solutions. PWP RATED M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Battle Of The Bands by EstelleYS reviews
Itachi, Deidara, Hidan and Tobi are in a band named Akaku , and Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu are band members of Tsukisa . With Konan and Pein as managers of each band respectively, what's going to happen when both bands go on a group tour together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,093 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Finds Yahoo by elric0sis reviews
YAOI! Basically its a chat room style short drabble. I just wanted to try this style out I'm most like not going to write any of these ever again unless someone requests it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Pein's Punishment by elric0sis reviews
Request! Pein has always raped ukes as his punishments towards them, but what happens when the semes get involved? Rated for language and sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Fractured Promises of Eternity by UchiHime reviews
Hand and hand we stand a top the highest point of the school. The world wasn't ready for us, and thus we depart. Character death, AU-ish, Message Story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Idiot by Dajypop reviews
Kakuzu thinks Hidan is an idiot for licking the lid from a can he opened. AU, Lemon, KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Better Than a Pumpkin by coincident reviews
A prince is blue without his princess, sometimes literally. Cinderella, KisaIta style. CRACK/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Odd Couple by Twisted Vixen reviews
Shikamaru is moving out of his family home. Naruto's apartment building has been slated for demolition. Neither make enough on their chuunin salaries to get a place in a decent part of Konoha. Together though... Eventual ShikaNaruShika yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Akatsuki Horror Series: Loyalty by Tyranno's girl reviews
Most people want someone around who is loyal to them right? Some to cook, clean,and serve for you? What about... Kill for you?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Two Sides Of The Same Blade by Right Hand Of Jashin reviews
Killed at a young age and then advancing to the highest level of Hollow possible in an instant, Naruto just wants a friend. But what happens when the only friend he gets is a powerful Demon who is somehow linked with him?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Naruto U., Neliel T. O./Nel
Rockband Anbustyle by flamingmagnum reviews
Uzumaki Naruto demon container, at the age of five years old is given a guitar for his birthday. Naruto is brutalized the same day, the anbu are getting sick and tired of his treat meant. Naruto will be raised by Anbu. full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,491 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Time to Kill by sarmad88 reviews
Waking up in a world he only read about in history books, Uzumaki Naruto is about to find out why Nagato said "The Shinobi world is a road paved in violence and death.” Time Travel. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Naruto U., Yoshino N.
Akatsuki Ink by Synaps reviews
Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Don't Apologize by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. They have always had a tense relationship, a relationship they barely talked about. A relationship Kakuzu apologizes for. And Hidan isn't so sure what to think about that. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tweezertorture and Other Such Injustices by TenshiXXX reviews
In a desperate bid to seduce Sasuke, Naruto asks for Itachi’s help. Unfortunately, Naruto didn’t count on Itachi’s approach involving two scary friends and a makeover. Wait, Hidan! What are you doing with those tweezers? CRACK SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Sanctuary by Urufu-chan reviews
*MOVED TO NEW ACCOUNT*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Madara U., Naruto U.
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Divine by LindyStar reviews
Kakuzu resurrection fic. Hidan wasn't about to let Kakuzu win in death. The power of love is divine. How things might have turned out differently after they fight the Konoha nins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Spring Kind of Silence by coincident reviews
A love story interrupted is still a love story. KisaIta/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Aureolin No 40 by coincident reviews
In the art world, as in life, you buy yourself in before you sell yourself out. SasoDei/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sirens Singing by coincident reviews
He's never been one to linger at the scene of a crime. KisaIta/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
akatsukichat dot com by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tomorrow Winter Comes by Machinesister reviews
One-Shot, KakuHidan. Hidan contemplates his partner's strength, dominance and above all, Kakuzu's hoarding tendencies. Hard yaoi, light bondage and slightly dysfunctional sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Only Mortal by Machinesister reviews
Kakuzu dislikes his new partner, though he proves useful in battle. But when he is informed of the tremendous bounty on Hidan's head, Kakuzu faces a decision that is more difficult than he originally thought. KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,085 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Water by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Hidan hates the water, but Kakuzu promises everything will be alright.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Engagement by Senko Wakimarin reviews
An engagement can be many things; a simple meeting, a deadly encounter, or the entanglement of two seperate lives, forever. The story of how Kakuzu met Hidan, ad discovered what a pain he was going to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki's Answering Machine by Secret Sheik reviews
This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hatred Knows No Bounds by CrimsonAccent reviews
Instead of Itachi attacking Sasuke at the inn he grabbed Naruto and ran. Under Itachi's and the rest of the Akatsuki's teachings Naruto's learned to hate, and he's set that hate on the place that hates him most, Konoha. Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,172 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
A Day in the Life of Hidan by xHeiwa reviews
Hidan has a diary, wait what? Rated for Hidan's colourful language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Fields of Gold by nisachara reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan never knew where they would end up once they died. They never believed they'd die in the first place. But now, thrown into a world that dismissed their existence, how long would it take them just to feel again?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Namikaze Naruto: The Lost Legend by Samberlina reviews
Baby Naruto was tragically kidnapped after the Kyuubi sealing, leaving his parents devastated. How does life now treat him in Sunagakure? Will he ever be reunited with the family he doesn't know exists? Yondaime; Minato Namikaze, alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Bloodshed by blackcat999 reviews
Born three years earlier Naruto still takes on the Kyuubi's burden, but with his parents throwing him away. Now, Fifteen years later these parents wants their boy. But Naruto is a killer who bathes in blood. locokitsune CHALLENGE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Lay On by Momosportif reviews
CRACK WARNING! XD Itachi attempts to understand the motives behind an unexplained brawl between Kakuzu and Hidan and finds a springboard for his own partner-relationship in the answer. Characters are Kishimoto's! All hail Akatsuki slash! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Happy Halloween by Satiah reviews
Trick-or-treators run through the streets, happily ringing doorbells and receiving their tasty prizes. But, one house remains untouched, unlit, and unvisited. Well, untouched it should remain if little candy-seekers wish to keep their lives...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Swear Box by Sleepingstep reviews
Hidan's foul mouth gets too much for the Akatsuki gang and they decide to implement a swear box. Unfortunately for them, however, this has consequences that are undeniably worse than the problem they were initially trying to solve. Yaoi HxK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
New Dawn by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
High school drama. Kisame and Kakuzu becomes the new members of their little group. Though Itachi and Hidan are struggling with the new affection they can’t deny. KisaIta & KakuHidan. LOTS OF FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,444 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2009
Say What? by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
Highschool. Hidan has a unanswered crush on Kakuzu, nothing that he minds though until he suddenly realized he’s gotten competition. KakuHidan Fluff & Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki's Birds and Bees by xHeiwa reviews
The Akatsuki has a little talk about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Unexpected Love Series by seventhSINwrath reviews
Under revision. A collection of Uke!Naruto stories with many different Semes. All Slash/Yaoi. Lemons. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,210 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Who's Uke now? by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
Itachi was being insensitive to Deidara's position as uke for both him and Hidan, and now Deidara wants to make Itachi feel that pain! :3 YAOI Still dont own Naruto characters. HidaDeiIta threesome XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U.
As You See Me by Navel of the Turtle Man reviews
Dark Naruto AU Previously known as "You'll be the first to go." Naruto will not let the world destroy him, even if that means destroying the world first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,228 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Boogie Man by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
AU. HiKaku, KakuHina. Rated M for Hidan's mouth and a new chapter of yaoi! Hidan's conducting a little "experiment", and Kakuzu's the lab rat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Beast and The Harlot by nowherenew reviews
Hidan's new partner, Kakuzu, is an asshole. He's cruel and inconsiderate and doesn't respect Jashin. But despite this, Hidan feels something he's never felt before for the creep. Is it what he thinks it is? hidakaku hidan kakuzu kakuhida yaoi/shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Swapping teams by Skimx reviews
I have decided, as of today, everybody has been assigned a new partner. What will happen? Kisame x Deidara , Sasori x Pein, Hidan x Tobi not Madara Zetsu x Kakuzu. Rated M for Possible citrus/lime/lemon. My first fanfic, ever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,569 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Deidara, Kisame H.
A Perfect Grace by Blaithin-mae reviews
Harry had asked the devil for the power to defeat Voldermort and the devil asked for his heart in return. There had been laughter in his dreams ever since. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sun, The Moon and The Sea by Twisted Vixen reviews
Immediately after the retrieve Sasuke mission, Naruto is put in solitary confinement. The day he turns 16, Danzou makes a deal with Akatsuki. It sets in motion a chain of events that will bring 3 deadly ninja together and change the shinobi world. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,638 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Kakuzu and Hidan Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
Two adjectives for every letter of the alphabet that describe and unfold a story about Kakuzu and Hidan's love. Yaoi. KakuHi. For Lecture, as a birthday present. Enjoy! M for implied naughties and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Help Me Believe This is Me by MrsSand reviews
Hidan's life changes when he decides to go live in a group home. Who will he meet there? Will someone be able to help him through his horrible past? Boy loves themes, will be rated M in future...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Piece Of Art by ms.jester reviews
Hidan, the top art student, dreams of being just as good as his older brother, Hideki, a genius tattooist, in art. Kakuzu is an art major in college who comes to teach Hidan's class for extra credit. Can he help Hidan achieve his dream? KakuHida AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Cooking With Hidan by mototsumitama reviews
What happens when Hidan goes in search of some lube? Rated M for sexual themes and Hidan's lovely language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Baby Boy by Dajypop reviews
“If I hear one more word out of your mouth before I eat dinner, I’ll give you something serious to complain about.” Lemon, yaoi, Mpreg, gore, romance…if you could call it romance…and much revenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Get A Job by Secondhand Sarcasm reviews
What happens when Pein tells the Akatsuki to get jobs? What kind of 'adventures' will they embark? -Contains Yaoi- Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Akatsuki
Go Fish by Grievous daydreamer reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu unravel the intricacies of bounty-hunting in a casino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Mission by gar-a-ash reviews
On a bounty mission, like any other, Hidan is captured and held captive by the bounty. Now, Kakuzu has to pay a ransom in order to get him free. Will Kakuzu pay the bounty, or leave him there? Slight yaoi, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Your Heart Belongs to Me by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Like the Tinman of Oz, all Kakuzu needed was a heart. Too bad Hidan isn't interested in letting him keep it. A nightmare, rated for gore, language, and sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Dark Side of the Moon by Writer's Fingers reviews
It was the night of the Astronomy tower, the death of a headmaster, and the beginning of a nightmare for Harry. After being mauled by Greyback, he must struggle with the symptoms of being a partial werewolf and the humiliation of being Voldemort's trophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,453 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Opposite Ends by The Crack Fairy reviews
In a way, Kakuzu had always known that he and Hidan would end up meeting again. Somehow, he had also known that it would not be pleasant. - AU, character death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When the world comes down by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan never would have skipped English class if he had known that it would get him the attention of a secret terrorist organisation. Akatsuki AU. Rating might change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Akatsuki, Hidan
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Poison by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu always fight but is there maybe something more to their relationship then meets the eye? After a night at the club, maybe their true feelings could be revealed. Smut with plot! Written for fun! Definitely AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,498 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Shinobi of The Rock by alterego94 reviews
After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
In Stitches by Subieko reviews
A collection of Kakuzu/Hidan oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Hitchhiking Life Force by nisachara reviews
A sacrificial ritual goes wrong and Hidan contracts a strange new 'condition'. Deidara is sent to hang out with the zombie brothers on a mission and old man Kakuzu takes to babysitting the two. Will the mystery of the hitchhiking life force be resolved?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Akatsuki
Helping Hand by Lecture reviews
Kakuzu is being worked like a dog by that pain in the ass of a leader, can Hidan help relieve some stress? KakuHida A fanfic I wrote as a mission on DA for Akatsuki-yaoi-freakz enjoy and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tango with the Devil by NarutoSkully reviews
Solo threads from the Konoha Nights forum. Naruto is diagnosed with Paranoid Schizophrenia. These threads show his battles with the most predominant voice in his head, Kyuubi. Each thread is posted as a seperate chapter. psycho!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Getting Love by Melby7777 reviews
Zetsu feels lonely after seeing all the other members together. Kakuzu feels bad for him and decides to help him out. Is the miser's advice good enough to help though?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Zetsu, Kakuzu - Complete
Immortal Innocence by Onileo reviews
On a hot summer day, Hidan makes an unusual friend. Rated for language of course,lol and mild violence. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Babysitting by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan's best friend Kakuzu got him a job due to Hidan mooching off of his friend so much. But the minute Hidan finds out he's babysitting for a couple of brats by the names of Deidara and Sasori, he regrets all decisions of asking Kakuzu for money.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Life Lesson, Or Something by nopenopnope reviews
There are some things they just don't teach at the academy. yaoi, shouta. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Question's by Lecture reviews
Kakuzu asks a few weird questions that threaten Hidan's sanity. Like he has any left.Slight Yaoi. Rated T for Hidan's Tourettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Argentum by Adair In Wonderland reviews
Toboe was bathed in silver and everything was suddenly so startlingly clear. Tsume/Toboe
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
Tensei by Grievous daydreamer reviews
While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,384 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan, Orochimaru - Complete
Satisfying Needs by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Kakuzu is on a solo mission, so who will satisfy Hidan's needs? Getting cosy with the blonde bomber sounds like a good plan, until Kakuzu returns home early... KakuHidan, HidanDei, KakuDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Hidan - Complete
You're Mine by xotakux2002x reviews
deidara has a good reason for hating iwagakure. sasodei fluff, dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Cheap Imitation by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. She was just a cheap imitation, but Hidan got jealous anyway. Contains swearing, prostitution, cannibalism, death and yaoi. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
KuzuHi Love by perpetualsuicide reviews
A collection of KakuHidan shortfics. Yaoi, PWP. Some maybe sweet, some angsty, others rough, you decide. BTW, do not own Naruto stuff. -PERMANENTLY ONGOING-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Intertwined by xotakux2002x reviews
an AU story about hidan and kakuzu growing up, and growing closer. life can be cruel, but as long as someone's there with you, it's possible to come out smiling in the end. kakuhidan yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu awakes to find hidan having a rather interesting dream X3 kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Stuck by xotakux2002x reviews
this is why you do NOT annoy deidara. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot, prepare to laugh XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sleep by xotakux2002x reviews
just some kakuhidan fluff that proves hidan is a heavy sleeper XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Just Keep Quiet by xotakux2002x reviews
darker kakuhidan. nothing can make a person shut up quite like being called a freak. what happens when hidan lets the words get to him, and withdraws from everyone, even his partner? fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Hair Cut by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu thinks hidan needs a hair cut; put lightly, the masochist disagrees. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Good Pain by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan loves pain; and what pain is better than sex with a sadistic seme? kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Miser and a Masochist by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Beautiful Melancholy by xotakux2002x reviews
darkish kakuhidan. blood looks gorgeous on any surface; be it pure white snow, or human skin. yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/18/2009
A Little Piece of Heaven by xotakux2002x reviews
kakuhidan, dark, only songfic i've ever written, and let's hope it stays that way. based on the amazing song with teh same title by avenged sevenfold.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Pein in the Ass by xotakux2002x reviews
what happens when hidan's favorite joke goes too far? peinhidan, a bit of kakuhidan at the end. yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Demon Dog by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu decides to get a guard dog. tragic if not humorous consequences befall hidan when he insults the little beast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A thousand words by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Hidan, a mission, snow. A thousand words to describe one picture. Slight KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Choices We Make Are The Paths We Take by Shiho3.2.1 reviews
Naruto's leaves for three more years, only to come home with a kid. Who's the brat? Why does he look so much like Sasuke? Did we miss something?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,740 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Jail Bird by Sound Shadow reviews
Prison was everything and nothing like Deidara expected. SasoDei plus other side pairings. Mostly focused on Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Nature of Beauty by fowl68 reviews
His mother never believed it, never believed that her strong, small son would or even could, break. She never imagined that the little girl could, and the little girl's breaking would make a terrorist out of her son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Deidara - Complete
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Odd Couple by Subieko reviews
No one really understands why Kakuzu and Hidan get along, not even the men themselves. Kakuzu/Hidan oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,608 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sickness and Ice Cream by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan is sick, and it's Deidara's turn to look after him. When Hidan keeps demanding things, Deidara takes things into his own hands... HidanDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Holiday Refusal by Durgas Dragon reviews
Ibiki refuses
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Déjà vu by VoucherMono reviews
The world had certainly changed, and yet was eerily similar at the same instant. Will this path end differently, or will Hidan be doomed to repeat these events indefinitely? Somewhat AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,095 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Not Alone by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He hated being alone. And alone is exactly what he was right now. Jashin would fix that, he knew it. But can Jashin fix his aching heart at the loss of his partner? KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Thoughts of a Jashinist by Dajypop reviews
Hidan's relaxing bath is interrupted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Waiting For You by EstelleYS reviews
Kakuzu X Hidan fan fiction: Hidan is in trouble, but Kakuzu doesn't save him. What happens here on out? Will Kakuzu's love help pull his Zealot through? Will Hidan forgive Kakuzu? Yes, sucky summary, but i try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Loneliness by JeRhy reviews
Hidan doesn't feel wanted in the Akatsuki and decides to leave-- but how will he be able to stay away with his memories of Kakuzu lingering? M for language. Yaoi. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Talk Dirty by UchihaAkimoto reviews
They were in a forest, but what more can you ask for? : YAOI, KakaHida : Dedicated to Sasodei-iz-awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Promise by Bouken-Kaze reviews
He whispers, "Promise me... that nobody else will take my place in your life... okay?" And he agrees completely, the only sounds in the night that of their heavy breathing. -KakuHi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Too Soon by Songstone reviews
How soon is too soon to tell him? Hidan has to wonder that question everyday as he watches Deidara crumble under all the pain that Sasori's death burdened him with. -HiDei. Onesided, unfortunately-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Inn by citrusE786 reviews
The keeper of an inn is about to have the day of his life when Kakuzu and Hidan walk in for some service. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implications. Implied yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Road to Heaven by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
A collection of Kakuzu/Hidan drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Akatsuki Apartment by xotakux2002x reviews
this is from my DA account. i have the same username on both sites, so don't think someone is plagerizing off me. it's really the same person. i'll give you guys the same summary i already used: there is randomness and yaoi! kisaita sasodei kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,486 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
In the End by AkizukiSakura reviews
We all know that Clockwork stepped in, stopped time, and saved Danny’s family and two best friends – and a teacher that cared for his students despite their ridicule of him – from certain, explosive death. But what if he hadn’t? ON HIATUS
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,443 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Danny F., Vlad M.
The Bees and the Bees by Stavi reviews
Naruto is going to be taught the Birds and the Bees at school and his parents are concerned about what he’ll think of them. That should be the least of their concerns. KakaIru SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidan and Kakuzu's Wonderful Adventure Like Thing by CloudsAreFluffie reviews
It SHOULD have been a normal trip to McDonalds. But with Hidan... that's not going to happen. Featuring a psycho soccer mom. MAYBE some slight KakuHida... if you look real close, tilt your head to the side, and squint. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Reflections Across Time by amaya no shiori reviews
Extreme AU. The problem with being three different people all at the same time is that there are too many people you have to lie to. I should know, after all, I was Uchiha Obito, I became Namikaze Yuichi, and now, I’m Uzumaki Naruto…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,630 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Torune, Naruto U.
Lust at First Sight by seventhSINwrath reviews
45 themes and 45 sentances conerning the couple Hidan x Naruto. Warning: Yaoi and mentioned sex. Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Hidan, Naruto U. - Complete
Shortage by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Ryuk can get quite testy during an apple shortage. Light is not so happy with being stuck in a room with him... Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
From Wish to Nightmare by Nanikato reviews
Obito made a wish to spend more time with his team. Years later, Naruto begins to have dreams about a boy with a genin team similar to his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Torune, Kakashi H.
Indelible by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,294 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Idiot at 20,000 ft by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are on a plane home after Hidan's mission, but while on the plane Hidan keeps seeing someone on the wing of the plane that only let's him see him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Nushi o Naraku by Kerink reviews
Hidan feels he and Kakuzu should be more than just partners. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sealate Warpein by CaffineFreekar reviews
Naruto's soul is forced back seventeen years, right before the Kyuubi was sealed, to find that the Yondaime's alive, and that he's... a baby? Post timeskip. T for mild language. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Technophobia by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Jakosta by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DM/HP;LP/HP After James died Lily had Harry to love The older Harry got the more he reminded her of James Harry knew what Lily does is wrong but he loved her & loving someone means having sex with them according to Lily. But he loved Draco without sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
HiKaku Paperwork by Hyoukai a.k.a Itachsforever reviews
Another day of Kakuzu in the office... and Hidan is a bit too horny for his own good. This originally started out as a request for a KakuHi fluff. Well, look how that turned out. Now It is a 4-page HiKaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Monster's Lapdog by Aninene the Fox Demon reviews
As a child, Naruto was always unjustly hated for the tenant he had no control over. Being the opportunist he is, Orochimaru prey's upon a single mistake that would change Naruto's life forever. Dark Naruto. Warning: Much Blood and Gore!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,945 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Akatsuki Mental Institute for Teens by lover of an alchemist reviews
Deidara, Tobi, Zetsu, Kisame, Itachi, Hidan,and Kakuzu are teens, Pein and Konon are adults. All have their own problems, then the Drawn brings them togather to heal and begin new lives togather. Parings inside!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,014 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Assassin King by Cassandra Incognito reviews
In a world of gangs there lives one group that is miles ahead of the rest, they are the elite, the unbeatable, and the mysterious. The Assassin's, and the one man who controls them wants one thing in the world more then anything. Naruto. NonCon, Yaoi etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Naruto U.
fluffy by cherrySUNSETx reviews
because anything is worth money · slight kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Married Couples And Hot Springs by whitekitsunejugi reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are caught in the worst heat wave of the summer. Outside of all places! So in a desperate attempt for shelter, and to shut hidan up, they pursue an inn to cool down. But will the price be too much for Kakuzu?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hidan
Found in the rain by shima orealu reviews
A.N. This story used to be called No longer alone, but I had to change the title because another story had the same title. What if Naruto had been left for dead and Gaara had been driven out of Sand? What if someone found them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,834 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
Glaring by Naraku'sKoibito reviews
Short fluffy oneshot with Kaku/Hida. They've gotten used to working with each other, but there's still something about Kakuzu that bothers Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Drama House by OrangeSensei reviews
A work in progress The Akatsuki is mysterious... but one thing that isn't mysterious about them is their drama! Akatsuki member x Akatsuki member, PWP, OOC, Yaoi of course
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Riders of the Red Dawn by dead drifter reviews
AU. The Akatsuki are a gang of outlaws in the wild west. They end up shacking up in a dying town called El Suna, where the leader of the group, Pein, falls head over boot heels for a pretty little whore named Konan. Crack humor, romance, het, shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Why we shouldn't FULLY Trust Spellcheck by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
...Title says it all. Hope you enjoy. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imperfaction by Plushielover177 reviews
Hidan's always been the perfact Jashinist in Kakuzu's eyes. KakuHida, rated for blood and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Bloodline by Devil Nocturne reviews
They told Hidan's mother many times that her child was not normal. They told her many times that she was blind to the truth. She did not believe them. By the time she did believe them, it was too late. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Tendresse Enfantin by Lyricism reviews
Hidan thought of Valentine's Day as a stupid, dilusional holiday. Why waste time loving each other when there was a God to adore? After all, He was the only one capable of simple tenderness, right? KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Top Floor by KandKL reviews
Sasuke is sent to a mental hospital for treatment for his special condition. If the doctors and tests don't kill him, his fellow patients might. Except for a certain blondehaired boy...SasuNaruSasu eventually with some NejiShika. Rated for languagecontent
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,100 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Thicker Than Water by ckret2 reviews
When a clan has a kekkei genkai, it goes to extremes to maintain it. Even if a child becomes a slave within his twin's body. Will Ukon end up just Sakon's tool? How can the bond between brothers rise above a clan's oppression? Sakon and Ukon's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Sakon, Zetsu
Embers of Loyalty by Aria Gray reviews
Even Dumbledore makes mistakes. The Horcrux in Harry didn't die that night, and now Voldemort is alive in Harry. Can Harry learn to control the evil within? Or will a new Dark Lord emerge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,549 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not Just A Kiss by SSC reviews
An ‘accident’ concerning a Dementor changes Harry’s life. After OotP, non HBPcompliant. Dementorish!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P.
Masked Child by Scarecrowrawr reviews
Szayel Aporro Grantz's loyalty to Aizen is tested when he goes under the knife for the sake of procreation. Mpreg COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Born in Darkness by serpent of the end reviews
Dark Naruto fic. To all those who enjoy a a somewhat dark tale, just ignore the grammatical errors.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,309 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oblivious by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto is oblivious, his clones are perverted, team Kakashi has their theories and Neji has a lot of mental images for the night to come. NaruNaru, NaruxRamen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Its Hard by L wants your cookie reviews
Gaara goes to Kankuro for help with a little problem. Which results in cold showers, hand demonstrations, and a VERY innocent Gaara. Some GaaNaru, KibaKank, and yaoi. Warning - Contains The Talk ...sorta... XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Tobi Meets Ibiki by cyberspyderweb reviews
Tobi is caught by some Leaf nin and taken to be questioned by the one and only Ibiki Morino! See how it turns out! It's a cute and funny short story. ;
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Ibiki M. - Complete
Cataclysm by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Proud by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DMHP When homosexuality was decriminalized in 1993 Vernon practically had a heart attack, but Harry was very happy about it. Even if Draco thinks he’s a bit of a twat for screaming ‘Im gay and proud’ at Platform 9 .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To be a Mist Swordsman by VolzotanSmeik reviews
A young Suigetsu meets Kisame for the first time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Kisame H., Suigetsu H.
The Time of Love and Rogues by Maizeysugah reviews
After fools have meddled with time and unintentionally created a more powerful and immortal Dark Lord than the Wizarding World already knew, Lord Voldemort gives himself a gift in his past, a little brother named Harry Potter. TMRHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
An Unfortunate Event by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu go on their first date, which turns out to be more than they expected. Yaoi, KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Four Letter Words by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida fluff fest! Sometimes they wonder what they feel for their partner and the answer's only four letters long. Fluff fluff fluff! And more fluff! Characters are God's, aka Kishimoto's. Smile! [oh, and it switches pov at the line]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Umbrella by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida semifluff! How two seeming enemies can be united by something as simple as a little rain and an umbrella. Kishimoto's characters! Prize fic for Emerald ElfSlytherin. Review if inclined and enjoy! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Even People Like Us Deserve Love by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
Kakashi and Ibiki get involved.Slightly humorous, mild yaoi. IbiKak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Ibiki M., Kakashi H.
As Close As I Can Get To You by Taisi reviews
Kakashi held him through the rain, unwilling to let him cry alone. Kaka!Daddy/Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Remember That Time by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida ficlet. Kakuzu and Hidan remembering their moments together before Kakuzu's death and Hidan's incapacitation. I do not own Naruto so props to KM. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Faded Red Clouds by Lutralutra reviews
Pein doesn't know why he's stayed with a group as screwy and unstable as Akatsuki for this long, and why he doesn't just let go now that he's wondering. He only knows that in a weird, dysfunctional way, they're like a family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Love Hate by Moiranna reviews
Hidan had no idea of that love could hurt so much. KakuHidan KakuSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Nenshou Kyoukan by Mask Of Smiles reviews
After bringing Sasuke back, Naruto is chased out of the village and is never heard from again. But when Konoha needs help, they hire a gang of assassins, and guess who's their number one guy? ItaNaru strong!dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Light on the Dark Side of Me by cocoa-snape reviews
Harry comes into his sexuality & discovers he wants Snape. Intense occlumency lessons pull these 2 together, but is Snape too troubled or too dark to return HP's affections? DE meetings & Dumbledore stir the already boiling pot, HPSS Slash, Angst COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,522 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki at the Seaside by Shuriken to the face reviews
Everyone's favourite criminals have a nice day out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Creature of Habit by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta!Five chapters long, T for yaoi and mild language, it will explain itself better than I can! Deidara cameo at the end...Please enjoy and comment! Kiki and Tachi are Kishimoto's of course...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Evils of DoortoDoor Missionary Work by Kyubii-Ash reviews
[Very light KakuzuHidan]An unsuspecting American woman doing missionary work just wants to do the right thing for her god, but happens upon the wrong house: Hidan's. [AU. No, it is NOT a selfinsert or a MarySue. It's like the people in the crowds.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Strings of Fate by lovergal1227 reviews
After finding out his clan's heinous plans, Itachi kills his family, and leaves with their target. Years later, his charge must return to Konoha. Mission: Befriend the Shukaku vessel, get revenge on Konoha, and break little Sasuke. ItaNar onesided SasNar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,177 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
At the end of all things by milgarion reviews
when Harry's life is turned upside down by a life threatening illness, he goes to the only place he has ever called home.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,006 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Bogged Down by Hoshika Hitomi reviews
He knew from that moment on that this night was not going to end smoothly. Slight KakuHidan, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Tuesday, the Washing by desolate butterfly reviews
[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Living With Gills by OrangeSensei reviews
Kisame seems troubled and Kakuzu is not a big help... perhaps Itachi... Kisame x Kakuzu, Itachi x Kisame, PWP, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Two Sinners and a Virgin by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Hidan loses Kakuzu finds him. Light KakuHidan at the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Hidan - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rood Wit Blauw by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Compleet. Shonen ai, GaaNejiSasu, 4Shot. Drie jongens, elk een representatie van een kleur. Zoveel dingen niet gemeen, maar toch vonden ze elkaar.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Two Headed Boy by Insomniac Owl reviews
They put him in an asylum, and they ran tests. They drained away his sanity and control with screaming voices, and when they let him go, all he wanted was freedom. [Sasuke centric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Waiting for Dad by FlightAngel reviews
A scene where Haku is waiting for Zabuza in a sailor's store. Cute fluff in Haku's childhood.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Hasn't Everyone Wanted to Catch Snow on His Tongue by Horizontally Diagonal reviews
The toys of his own just aren't always that much fun. Orochimaru would rather have the pleasure of taking other people's playthings. ZabuzaHaku OrochimaruHaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Zabuza M., Haku
Fireworks and Puppets by Urura reviews
Deidara remembers one of his best discussions with Sasori about art. SasoDei implied. Some Akatsuki related spoilers within.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Under Cobwebs by crinklescofftrip reviews
Memory is based on three things: Importance, Novelty, and Interest. In some cases it decays, but, unfortunately, in others it can last a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Itachi U., Torune - Complete
Hell child by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Itachi realises his brother is gay, so it is up to him to carry on the Uchiha clan. With a Malepregnancynojustu ready, he finds someone who can impregnate him, without Itachi killing them in the progress. OroIta Mpreg. Slight crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Inspector Flint Investigates by Lady Domino reviews
A dark little oneshot. Harry gets hauled to the muggle police station and charged with rape and murder. What the hell is going on? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A New Path by Ookima reviews
Naruto used to be able to stand it all, the cold stares and being called demon, until the one person he trusted most, betrayed him. With only hate in his heart, Naruto makes a decision that will forever change his life and those around him. GaaraNaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,271 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 1/21/2004
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
LOOK AT ME! by crinklescofftrip reviews
KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
No One by monkeycrunch88 reviews
No one wanted him. No one acknoledged him. No one knew him. But one day, someone adopted him. Watch Naruto as he grows up with the care of a father. This story MIGHT not follow the regular plotline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,300 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
Unseen by shadowmaster62 reviews
Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005
A Reason to Knock by smallish reviews
Companion to The Value of Knocking. OneShot. Hidan learns why he should always knock. KisaIta. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Crossdressing by lollyberry reviews
[Set before the Uchiha massacre][Oneshot]Mikoto finally cracks and dresses her son as a girl.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
The Link: Sharingan and Diapers by Nerva al'Thor reviews
[COMPLETED] Sasuke frowned at the trail of blood on his floor. Heart pounding, he followed it. There was the door. He slid it open, and the world seemed to tumble into chaos. His brother was there, leaning on the wall, a baby in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'm Already Gone by redfox13 reviews
Harry is the little brother of James Potter, a Gryffindor through and through. Things start to go wrong when he’s sorted into Slytherin. To make matters worse, he’s starting to fall for Snape... Challenge by Reddwarfer, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,964 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kitten by Kilerkki reviews
Ibiki doesn't do cute and fluffy, and Konoha's chuunin are in for a lot of pain. [Oneshot, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Ibiki M., Izumo K.
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mouse by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Kabuto returns to Sound to find things have changed a little in his absence...what has Orochimaru been doing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Teacher's Pet by AbstractConcept reviews
Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fourteen Fathoms by Vain reviews
Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In This Space Where I Can Breathe by corporealdreams reviews
COMPLETE - Harry can't breathe. HPSS slash. Warnings: mentions of rape, suicidal attempts of the extremely graphic nature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,821 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Invincible by TearsOFFallenAngel reviews
Naruto is betrayed by Konoha, and Kyuubi takes full advantage to wreak havoc on everyone. Gaara is there to help. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mortal Coil by Els-chan reviews
Rated for suicide themes and language. Is officially slash. Chapter 25 up. Hearing voices and making up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,068 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Tying of Loose Ends by Kagedtiger reviews
After the end of the third book, Damien confronts the mysterious youth who claims to understand what happened to Gerald Tarrant. Slash. Some spoilers.
Coldfire Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3553 - Favs: 5,288 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 232,551 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Wolf and Man by Phoenix-Flame4 reviews
Eventual HPSS- There's been a horrible accident and Harry's been attacked by a werewolf. Now a werewolf himself, he has to turn to Snape to save both himself and others from himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Carry On Dancing by Kagedtiger reviews
GeraldDamien slash. After the changing of the world, Damien dreams about what he never had with Tarrant
Coldfire Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Complete
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Forbidden Thoughts reviews
Hidan alows thoughts to cloud his judgement in a moment of weakness and asks his partner a question that neither may want to hear. KakuHidan minor yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hidan's Scythe Problem reviews
Hidan has a problem with a gift Kakuzu bought him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Noise reviews
A strange noise is keeping the Akatsuki awake at night, finally Kakuzu has had enough and decides to investigate, but things start to go downhill from there. Humour and a tiny speck of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Impure Priest reviews
Poor Hidan, he manages to piss Kakuzu off during his first week in Akatsuki, Kakuzu feels the need to teach the priest a lesson. Warnings: graphic yaoi, rape, swearing. Dont like, dont read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The wanderer reviews
Naruto's trust had been betrayed for the last time. Leaving Konoha, he becomes a missing nin, but what happens when he runs into two akatsuki members out for the hunt? warning, now a crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
Savior of innocence reviews
Snape is completely and utterly drunk when he meets little Harry Potter for the first time, and ends up yelling at the poor little four year old. What happens when Harry attaches himself to Snape and refuses to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Scars of Betrayal reviews
Naruto regrets not bringing Sasuke back during the retrieval mission, but why isn't Kyuubi healing the hole Sasuke had made in his chest with the chidori how does everyone react to his failure. Warnings, character death. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth be told reviews
What if Harry Potter were the boy who lived, yet not for killing Voldemort? What would Voldemort be like as a father? Find out who this new child in Hogwarts is and why he's there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Puppet and puppet master reviews
Just a poem I wrote, it sort of reminded me of Naruto and Hinata and how they feel towards each other.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
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