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Joined 04-05-09, id: 1890074, Profile Updated: 08-30-13
Author has written 9 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead.

Hi Peeps.

News of the recent kind:

Okay I may not seem like I'm here, but I am. I'm just betaing these days. Consider my writing on hiatus. My old writings will stay there but will never possibly be updated again. New ones shall emerge; like a phoneix from the ashes. Yeah.

TUMBLAHHHHHHH: Im very active over there. You can find me, my fangirling ways and artworks at khaleesisage

Books which I love: Posion Study Trilogy, Bloodlines, Mortal Instruments Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Luxe Series, Fallen, Hush Hush, Vampire Academy, The Chronicles of Narnia, Tithe, Starcrossed trilogy, Harry Potter,The Grisha Trilogy, Evernight etcetera ectera. Basically, whatever.

TV? Long story short: I gave up trying to record all my favouite shows as they are always on at the same time. But anything is good: NCIS, House MD CSI miami, Bones, Criminal Minds, Smash, Avatar etc. Same with movies. I'll watch almost anything.

Music? Mood dependent iPod is for sure.

So, taunt my iguana. ;)

Ciao.

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A Soul's Hope by Nancy LeBrun reviews
This is an OOC story of Wanderer's life in her new host body. Everyone assumes that Wanda and Ian will live happily ever after but as everyone knows, love is a battlefield. Contains sex and violence.
Host - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 312,169 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
The Door in the Tree by LGP reviews
Starts after Bloodlines and has gone off the rails into fairly in-character AU. A Sydrian story that's not just about Sydrian. Romance, friendship, humor, magic, dreamwalking, character development, botany, fluff, hand-to-hand fighting, lemons, more magic, and puns. ED trigger warning. Some violence, serious sexytimes. Worth your time! More info at the start of chapter 1.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 434,622 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sydney S., Adrian I.
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15037 - Favs: 9,892 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever With You by HPfanonezillion reviews
Sydney traded in her life of "adventure" as an Alchemist to work with her mother in her garage. Adrian looks forward to meeting her family and getting to know them as he and Sydney make their way to the altar.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,945 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Sydney S., Adrian I.] - Complete
Home by furyofthetimelords reviews
The desire to see him again, even if he'd forgotten about her, was too great to ignore. She needed to find him again. To know that he was okay and they hadn't tried to hurt him along with her. Sydrian Oneshot. Sort of fluffy.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Adrian I., Sydney S. - Complete
Repercussions by Chasing.Twilight reviews
Eventually, she had to choose.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Sydney S., Adrian I. - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7129 - Favs: 6,899 - Follows: 5,011 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9852 - Favs: 6,757 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Me, Hate Me, Everything in Between by monkkeyslut reviews
A series of oneshots. Various pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 81,349 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5073 - Favs: 6,165 - Follows: 3,780 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14343 - Favs: 15,810 - Follows: 8,437 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow Me Down by Lexii-chan reviews
"So follow me down, Out of this town, Girl you're moving way too slow, So follow me down, I'll show you around, There's a place we gotta go" Song Owned by 3OH!3. Julie in Wonderland. Oh Kapaychan and you're awesome drawings...
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Julie Y., Ben T.
Christmas in July by brandirandom21 reviews
Ben gets the idea to celebrate something unlikely in the hottest month of the year. Got it from watching CN today
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kevin, Gwen T.
Meanwhile At The Western Air Temple by The Mountain reviews
While Sokka and Zuko are at the Boiling Rock, Katara confronts Aang about the kiss at the invasion. This leads to some complications...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Aang, Katara
The Rest is Silence by enigma731 reviews
Two and a half years after her divorce, Cameron returns to a changed PPTH. COMPLETED: 6/27
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 69 - Words: 159,528 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
The Question by Eternal-Night-Ride reviews
A quiet moment of contemplation that brought certain questions to mind. She had to ask. Maybe it would give her the answers that she was looking for from herself.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Julie Y., Ben T. - Complete
Escape by EclipsedbyJacob reviews
Charlie and Rene force Bella into a hospital after Edward leaves. As it turns out, her roommate Clary has secrets, too. A friendship blossoms, as they escape the imprisonment. Twilight, Mortal Instruments X-over. Set in NM and Post CoA. R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,586 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Clary F.
Forgotten Angels by ToesNtheWater reviews
Clary and her family must flee the city when her sadistic father returns to their lives. At Luke's farmhouse Clary meets the Lightwoods and their adopted son, Jace. The misunderstood teens must overcome their difficult pasts together.OOC/Human/no bro/sis
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Job Description by TomRiddle94 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are talking one night and start a conversation about Percy's job description as an awesome boyfriend. This is a fluff/humor. Takes place during my story Love is the Answer and is about what happened one night at camp. R&R please! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Looking at stars by Sniggyfrumps reviews
One starry night prompts relationship angst, existential discussions and, uh, zombie kittens. Somehow. - Trilogy of oneshots; prompt: 'stars'
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
As the Weeping Angels Dance by Majesta Moniet reviews
Clary's an angel. She's an angel, and if Jace can't keep her here with him, then he'll simply have to spread his wings. Warning: character death.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Renesmee's Choice by jwayk016 reviews
BD Spoiler Alert! A vampire, a werewolf, and a human. Edward said Jacob would have some competition when Renesmee came of age. Can the ties of fate keep them together, or will Renesmee choose a different path?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,226 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4427 - Favs: 5,175 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Letting Go by distracted122 reviews
This is my version of what happened in City of Glass during the chapter, In the Dark Forest. It is entirely in Jace's pov. Now accepting anonymous reviews.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
First Kiss by IceGirl2772 reviews
Ben and Julie share their first kiss. Ben/Julie 1st story in 'Prequels to Ben 10: Alien Force Fan-Series'. R&R
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ben T., Julie Y. - Complete
A Fun Karaoke Night Out by braincandy1 reviews
Our favorite Mortal Instruments characters go out for a fun night of karaoke.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Attack of the Fuzzy Pink Sweater by cultural infidel reviews
This is kind of a parody of CoB. It's not mean, just kind of funny, and it does have a plot. The fuzzy pink sweater was completely random.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Jealousy by Adribug354 reviews
Dealing with typical relationship issues turns out to be anything but typical when Jace and Clary are involved...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Confessions in the Dark by UsayImaDreamer reviews
A short, sweet moment between Clary and Jace, that only the dark has witnessed. Set immediately after Ch. 14 in City of Glass, no immediate spoilers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Sparring Practice by mon-ange22 reviews
Clary begins her training in Idris, but gets suspended from fighting demons almost immediately. Jace provokes her to spar with him instead. Yay for fight scenes! Post City of Glass.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
City of Grace by feisty.red.head reviews
10 years after Valentine is destroyed, Jace and Clary are living the perfect life. But when mysterious dreams threaten the life of their unborn child, things begin to change. Will they find the culprit? Or will it find them?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Mortal Fools! by honeyshoshana reviews
Tired of depressing angst/romance fics that seem like the standard for MI? It's the one and only parody of CoB! Contains bizarre references, snarkiness, insults, gag jokes, Edward Cullen, and randomness, besides the mockable Real Plot. Script format
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Acceptance: A Fanfiction For The Host by three.hills reviews
Ian and Wanderer spend some quality time together. Set after The Host ends. Quality time. Lemons...Graphic. Reviews are always great, I respond to every one of them.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
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Life for Rent reviews
Her life has been pre-determined for her. His is a mess. She's fixed him and now it comes time for him to return the favour. She has everything to give and he has nothing to lose but freeing her heart isn't going to be as easy as he thinks. Gifts of coffee sure help though. Sydrian; AH;AU. A series of one-shots of Sydrian's college years.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,219 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Adrian I., Sydney S.
Barely Coping reviews
Sanity is a fragile thing. The smallest of incidents can rock the best of us and make us fall. Sydney has to learn how to cope with what's left of her life now. Use of profanities here and there.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Adrian I., Sydney S., Jill D. - Complete
One Step At A Time reviews
Moving out of home isn't easy, but how hard can life be when you live with one of your best friends? Clary and Isabelle are in it for the long haul however: looking forward to graduation, fulfilling dreams, finding love and getting through the unknown ahead. But who really knows where life will take you? Better to take it one step at a time. AU/AH;borders M; usual pairings.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Confessions of A LoveStruck Shadowhunter reviews
Wondering how the rest of Jace and Clary's younger days together went? Well this is some main events that I've concocted. Fluffy and dramatic here and there but some action and angst. Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,349 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
The iPod Human reviews
The young shadowhunters decide to take the night off and go out. They soon discover Clary has a rather funny habit when she gets drunk. One-shot. Or two.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Clary F. - Complete
Destination: Australia reviews
Clary finally turns 18 so the the older shadowhunters send the young MI crew Down Under for a holiday in the sun. As per usual, it's not all just sightseeing that's in store for them...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,064 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Against the Clave reviews
Clarissa Wayland is living the perfect Shadowhunter life with her brother Jace in Idris. Yet her parents, Michael and Nora, hide a secret which could endanger the whole family. And what happens when a gorgeous Downworlder enters Clary's life? R&R.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,859 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Interviews with the Shadow World reviews
So you wanted up close and personal? Well here it is. : Just some funny interviews with the cast and crew of the MI world- dead or alive. Rated T for a reason- some sexual references.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
No Longer There reviews
You never know how important a person is until they leave you. Now Clary knows. Songfic- "Your Guardian Angel" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Clary F., Simon L. - Complete