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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Warriors, Tokyo Mew Mew, Vampire Diaries, and Supernatural.

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19 things to do at wal-mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Go into the lingerie section and put on a skimpy pair over your clothes and flirt with a worker.

21. When people are behind you, WALK REALLY SLOW especially in narrow aisles.

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A Lonely Heart by IsaFrost reviews
Ichigo is cheated on by Masaya. What will happen when she goes to get revenge and relys on Ryou for help?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ichigo M.
What If? by wolverinacullen reviews
What if Edward had been partly right? AU story, now multi-chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - James, Victoria - Complete
Night by Cubaser reviews
Night is the only cat in BloodClan who believes in the warrior code, and even fights against them in battle. Now, Night is the only one who can save the cats in the twolegplace before BloodClan destroys them all.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
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Demon or Angel? reviews
What really happened in those 6 months Dean was dead/in hell? While Ruby trains Sam, something weird happens. Ruby accentually starts falling for Sam, and Sam starts falling for her...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sam W., Ruby
Gender Bender reviews
A witch with a sense of humor comes into the town Sam and Dean are hunting in. When the witch figures out that Sam and Dean are onto her she plays a cruel game and switches Sammy's gender...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Broken to Nothing reviews
'To last forever. Without you. Alone for enternaty. If hell is worse I'd be surprized.' Damon is broken up about the death of Rose. But when he gets taken away he realizes his love for Elena... The only problem is he's trapped away forever...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Damon S., Rose
The New Era reviews
When the earth is being attacked by not just alliens but also shape shifters the new mews must fight for whats right and save the Earth and the first mews who have been stolen by the alliens! Read & Review please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009
Bloodrose reviews
A rouge named 'Ryo' has been having weird dreams, telling him to set of to find somthing called 'Shadowclan'. His best friend 'Kamaria' also has been having Dreams, Telling her to hunt in 'Thunderclan'. Sothing wrong happens and Ryo falls in love...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
What if? reviews
What if Swiftpaw was alive? Would Brightheart fall in love with him? What about Cloudtail? The story is coming TOMORROW! :D
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Brightheart, Swiftpaw
Love is hard when you have to hide it reviews
What will happen when Alice falls in love with her "brothers" and best friend's enemy, James? How will Jasper think of this? And Victoria? Will Alice's coven allow it or will they never trust Alice again? But in the same time Jacob also as a secret...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
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