Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.
Name: R. (I'm not givin you my name, you freak)
Age: What's it to you?
Gender: Yes, I'm a guy. So is Deidara, as it turns out.
Hair: Blond (blond jokes dont faze me; I know I'm smarter than you)
Eyes: Blue (sigh... yes I am a Nazi)
Seme/Uke: Sadistic Seme :D If you don't understand, go to SemeUke.com and take the test
Fav bands: System of a Down, Three days Grace, Pillar, Slipknot, 3 Doors down, Nirvana, Rise Against, Papa Roach, Paramore, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Fall out Boy, Bullet for my valentine, Blink 182, 30 Seconds to Mars, Alkaline Trio, Flyleaf
Random (weird) Info: I have a giant poster of Death on my wall. I have a yodelling stuffed marmot I got from France hanging from a childs replica basketball hoop on the side of my bed that I use for an alarm clock. I once gave a speech in front of Prince Charles.
Likes: Death. The sadness of children. Darkness. Rain. Non-sparkly Vampires. Music. Deathnote, .Hack and (sometimes) Naruto. Idiots hurting themselves trying to look cool. Books by Darren Shan. Guitar hero. 40k. Disliking things. Wolves and werewolves.
Favourite pairings: Are you kidding?
Story behind new pen name: We're doing the American West in History and our slightly crazy teacher gave everyone Indian names. Obviously, mine was 'Lone Wolf' (which I was chuffed about) and accordingly I became obsessed with wolves and werewolves =_=
Hates (big ones in bold):
Trinny and Susanna.
Teachers who think they're your friends.
Pushy school psychiatrists.
Tourists that think they can speak the country's language but can't.
Indian telesales guys.
Hot pants (on guys and fat and/or old women).
My rubbish XBOX 360 connection.
My gay XBOX LIVE name.
The labour party.
The conservative party.
People who say 'lol' when they're talking to people.
How baseball players chew and spit all the time (even when they don't have gum).
George Bush (both of them).
The air force.
People who generalise what scouts are like.
The amount Simon Cowell gets paid for telling people they suck (I do that for FREE!!).
The British national anthem (there are better songs to represent us...).
Pikachu (friggin yellow mouse).
The BNP and their supporters.
Dobby the house elf.
Boy racers who drive crap cars.
People who think we evolved from monkies.
Punch and Judy shows.
Rap remixes of decent songs.
Christian charities (why do evangelists need money?).
The Iraq War.
The war in Afghanistan.
All the other pointless wars we don't even realise we're in.
Norton antivirus updates/scans.
People who send out of date pineapple chunks to third world countries.
Most Haunted and the people on it.
People who can't spell.
People who badmouth the Jews, even after the Holocaust.
All premiership footballers.
Books by Jeremy Clarkson.
California electing Arnold Scwarzenigger as governor (one step up from electing Bugs Bunny).
Unicorns that refuse to impale people with their horn.
Chavs who go into games workshop and ask: "Do you have to smash up the models?" Skaters.
People who think swearing is always bad.
The Jerry Springer show.
Those blatant stalkers who went on "Paris' British Best Friend."
The Middle East.
When TV snooker overruns into real entertainment.
Smokers with children.
Smokers smoking in public.
Smokers who smoke in cars with non-smoking passenger in.
Smokers who throw cigarettes on the ground.
Smokers who complained about the smoking ban.
Smokers who don't give a sht when we tell them not to.
Smokers who think I tell them not to because I'm worried about their health (I don't give a fck about your health, you druggy, I'm worried about everyone else you're killing).
Blue (the band).
The Nazi party.
People who refuse to donate their cadavers to medical science and thereby save lives, instead preferring to have their corpse dumped in a muddy hole.
The Sun newspaper.
Hippies who take drugs, ruining their credibility.
Artists who think a lightbulb and a sink is art.
People who refuse to read books.
Britain's binge drinking culture.
Lucky Star (sorry Paige, I just can't stand the HAPPINESS! TT-TT).
The 'Games Workshop gremilns.'
Buskers who have no talent.
Take That (especially Robbie Williams, who left a rubbish band to become an even worse solo performer).
The fact that this thing is so long and complicated that I can't find where I made a spelling mistake.
Coffee and tea.
My Grandad forgetting that I hate tea and coffee.
Tarts who carry dogs in handbags.
US college fraternities.
People who can never see the bright side of communism.
All past, present and future Big Brother contestants.
Not having the death penalty.
The gratuitous frolicking in the twilight books.
The legalised cannabis alliance.
Cyclists who don't stop at lights.
Motorists who don't indicate on roundabouts.
Kim Jong Il (is that how you spell it? 0.o).
Those depressing RSPCA adverts.
Arrogantly good drivers who beep when anybody isn't perfect.
Weirdos who complain to TV companies.
Football video games
The Deep South.
How Brutal Legend turned out to be a fairly crappy RTS instead of a brilliant free-roaming hack n’ slash like it was supposed to be.
Bob the Builder and Rollie too
Any year below what I've already mentioned.
Mamma Mia (especially after I was forced to watch it on a 19 hour bus ride to Germany).
Vampires that sparkle.
'You Are What You Eat.'
All TV soaps.
People who put little England flags on their cars.
A large number of anonymous people at my school…
People who think everybody wants to talk about WWE wrestling.
The snooty, lying, animal-torturing bastards at L'oreal.
AIDS (I don't have it, it just annoys me...)
The British Monarchy.
People who can't accept Elvis died, fat, on the toilet like a complete freak.
People who purposely upset my friends.
People who are too stupid to realise they are accidently upsetting my friends.
Chavs and American devil children on Modern Warfare 2 who scream profanities down the xbox mike in annoying voices.
Garlic bread at inappropriate times.
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL AND EVERYONE IN IT AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL AND THE FREAKS WHO HANG OUT WITH THEM AND THEIR PETS AND FAMILIES AND NEIGHBOURS!!
People who want to know what people hate...
I apologise to anyone I have offended with this list. Rest assured you will soon be on it.