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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Twilight.

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Heya people! Just to let you guys know, I am currently very busy so the chance of me updating any story is very slim i meen very slim since my computer is gone so i haft to use a releateves


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Hears some random quotes by allot of different peoples!!

Quote # 1: " i like pigs as to how pigs like the taste of barbies"by me

Quote # 2: "mew mew mew” by my cat(lol my cat im so board)

Quote # 3: "fat cats need hats” by me

Quote # 4:" to be or not to be" shakespeers hamlet

Quote # 4: " i love tofu !!" by me (lol)

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MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


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the start!!

this is dum and funny and emotional at the same time

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life,

sakura;relly

sasuke;yes

thay go to sasukes house and git it on!!

the end!!

1. Sakura
2. Sasuke
3. Hinata
4. Naruto
5. Itachi

6. Sai
7. Neji
8. TenTen
9. Kiba
10. Anko

11. Kurenai
12. Kakashi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Nope. And I don't plan on wanting to.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell yeah. Naruto is the bomb (though not as hot as other guys =P)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Oh God. I don't wanna know.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
I only read SasuSaku. I've never read any other pairing...xD (Besides ItaSaku, but hey, they're both Uchihas.) But I have read a story where there's some KibaSaku, so I guess that counts?

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ewwh. No. I hate yaoi.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Neither, but if I had to choose, Five/Ten because Anko's a woman.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I hope KakaSasu never happens. But Neji would just stay calm, yet inwardly scream "MY POOR, VIRGIN EYES!" and run away.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
When Hinata's beloved teacher is dead, Anko vows to take her place and teach her everything she knows. Anko/Hina friendship.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yup. As long as it's not yuri, a fluffy friendship? ''

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Uhm...Neji and Kakashi? Ewwh. But...I guess something to do with Kekkei Genkai? I know. I'm lame =P

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Don't hate me, but I support NaruSaku and I think its cute. But uhm...

After Sasuke slips out of their grasp again, Naruto thinks its time to step in and fill the hole in his beloved cherry blossom's heart.

LOL I'm so lame xDD.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yup. But it's not SasuHina, so it's okay.xD

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope. But I wanna try to draw Kurenai xD

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
OH THE PAIN! UCHIHACEST/SASUNARU = DEATH!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I really don't know. xD

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hm. Uh...I don't know. I'd say...uh...Fergalicious? Okay. Sorry. That was what popped up into my head, don't hate me =P Or Kung Fu Fighting/Beat xDD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: TEAM 7 THREESOME. In which Kakashi and Sai get rather...intimate with their fellow teammate.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
PEDOPHILE ALERT! =O

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

MY POOR, VIRGIN, EYES!

20) How emo is Seven?

Emo. But not as emo as Sasu-cakes and Ita-kun.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! sry but thar no in order

1) How emo is Seven?

Very much (its orochimaru)

2) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Dangerous 2. is itachi 8 is konan 11 is suigetsu

3) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Paper moon by soul eater (8 is konan)

4) If you wrote a ten/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?715) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?uhhh I don’t want to answer that 10 is kissime 12 is jugo 6 is dedireia)

5) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

yes I am not mentoning who

6) Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

idk

7) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Scary 1 is pein 11 is suigetsu and 4 is sakura so sakura deflowering Pein interesting that’s gonna be my next fic lol.

8) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.


“Natural Snakes” 7= orochimaru 12= jugo .jugo has “Natural” cure mark. Orochimaru summons “SNAKES”

l9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yes im making one now 1 is Pein and 8 is Konan.

10) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

If im a guy well she is the most hot 4 is sakura

11) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

To long im to lazy to make a summry maybe some other time

12) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?0……

uhh 7 is orochimaru and two is itachi and and 12 is jugo soo orochimaru would first freak out that his sound ninja is doing it with a akatsuki than he would “fetch” sasuke to kill itachi but they will end up doing a foursom

13) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

14) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

15) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

16) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

17) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic besides your own

Sweet Dreams are made of these

Who am I to disagree?

Travel the world and the seven seas,

everybody looking for something.

Some of them want to use you.

Some of them want to be used by you.

Some of them want to abuse you.

Some of them want to be abused by you.

- Eurythmics

Lately, nothing passes by me.

A heavy hand is holding me down.

And praise is just an unfamiliar sound, to me.

All this meaning.

This, direction feel like it,

Pulls me away.

Its hard to just forget,

what they say- to me.

- Unfamiliar, Birthday Massacre

Hold me,

Whatever happens later this morning,

is a little later on.

Regardless of warnings,

the future doesn't scare me at all.

Nothing's like before.

-Simple and Clean Utada Hikaru

Think twice before you touch my girl.
Come around I'll let you feel the burn.
Think twice before you touch my girl.
Come around, come around,
No more.
Think twice before you touch my girl.
Come around I'll let you feel the burn.
Think twice before you touch my girl.
Come around,
No more.

-Eve 6

LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...

1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong

2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding

3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia

4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk

5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni

6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan

7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni

8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat

9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim

10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King

12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now

13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo

14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka

15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa

If this made you laugh...put it in your profile

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!

1.Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more profiles

6. Tomorrow will be the best day ever

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace or a youtube

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that and you know you did

21 ways to keep your level of insainty

0:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4:Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso

6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8:Don't use any punctuation

9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"

12:Sing along at the opera

13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' ,than show up with no warning

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON"

18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose"

19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: if you notecd i did not # #1& its 0 insted your smart..(lol)

21.And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is. ...Copy this and put it on your profile

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Replace Karin with Ino or any one else if you hate them too :)

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you" A Kiss Blown --"Im A Tease" Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"

RANDOM!!

i found this on someone elses profile. i put X's beside the stuff i do!

You know you're obessed with Naruto when you..

Live by a strict diet of only ramen.x

Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. X(it didt work my hairs to dark it ended up a real dirty blood & i dint feel like bleaching it)(and the tree thing I fell like after I ran a few steps up owe)

Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. X

Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation X

Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. X

Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". x

Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. X

Tell your friends about your dream to become -insert name of county here- kage! X

Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. X

Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends' names. X(ive done that for a while)

Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. X

Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.x(it took me days to find one at first I pasted a pic of a frog on my wallet)

Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.x(it took me a year just to git itlolz)

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

Start to call your teachers Sensei. X

Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. X(I got intirugated)

Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. X

When someone asks you who your dream guy is and you say sasuke.(i said itachi)x

Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.x

Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. X

Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sasuke. (like i said i like itachi so. yha for itachi)x

Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. x

Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. X

Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome X

Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko (I put either Sasuke or Itachi) in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend. X

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

Can spout out a random character quote on command. XXXXXXX (compleatly yes)

Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. X

Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". X

Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.x

Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.x(good thing it was not poisonious the doc was like what the hell are you doing lolz)

Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere X

Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. X

Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness'

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". X

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese. X

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days. X

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.x

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. X

You cover half of your face with a mask.x(for a whole week)

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites. X

You try to walk up trees using your feet only. X (Didnt work, though...)

You draw whiskers on your face. X(for like a day)

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.x(it didt work so i just stick to other peoples wep sites lolz)

You draw black circles around your eyes. X

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.x

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it. X

You run with your arms behind you. X

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction. X

...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video . X

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" X

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face. X

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight. X

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee. X

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese. X (i am jap i know what thir saying so sorry im not fair but still)_

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.x(so friggin heavy)

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage” X

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat (i am jap)

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. X so me

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.x(wll if I get the system ill always have a game 4 it)

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.(i will whan i git a new dog)

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage. X

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.x

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.x

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. X (exept i painted it upside down...)

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. X

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.x

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!" X

You have to put on a headband before a major competition. X

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals. X

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu X

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only). (im a girl so no i put on guy close and say the same thing no you can not git a pic)

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.x(it hurt and know its permant lolz)

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".x

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before. X (More like 2 and a half hours...)

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. X so me

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member. X so me but they win

You try to make pairings between characters. X me

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'. X (didnt work...)

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode. X so me

You carry puppets with you9thir had puppits but it still counts).

You call your group of friends a "three man cell". X

"Art is a Bang" X (art teachers love me!)

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.x

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.x

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.x

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. X

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. X

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face. X

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.x(i keep plastic bugs)

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM. X me

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.x me

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.x

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".x(thir so slimmyy !!!!!)

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. (not me i am jap)

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. (no itachi)x

You have a pet pig named Tonton.x(I got it as a cute piglet but know hes fat)

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.x

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode. X

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. X

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese. X

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission. X

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”x

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique. X

You start making hand signs. X

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!" X

You try to sign a contract with blood.x(i did not git that job)

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. X

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.men tsk tskx(im a girl too ,lol)

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. X

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. X(a whole lot of ppl recognized it)(btw.. I was at manga-conXD)

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan”x (it burned)

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)" X(yha i think i did blow fire i was at the hot suce in key west home to the hotst hot suce and that was the one i chose wich was a bad idia since i cant even take wimpy suse i drank a hole gallon of watter then got kicked out of the store lolz)

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay XXXXXX i will kill them!!

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal. X so me

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld X

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim X

You thought Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left X

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull X

You even write in Adult Fanfiction so mex

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden XXXXXXXX thay are soooooooooooo hot

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head X

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all X

Your new favorite color is orange(my fav is black)

You've considered medical school and dyed your hair pinkx(i coserd it even thpou i hate pink lolz)

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto X

...And also try to add to this list as well X

Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. X (the cliff was only like 3 feet though...and above a lake)

Start to call your teachers Sennin. X

Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. X i so do thay make me cry for hours

Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (no I luv itachi)

Read manga 24 hours non-stop. X

Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.x

Try to walk on top of a hot spring. X

Write your name in blood on a big scroll. x

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.x(thir friggin heavy)

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.x(im not capeable of that yet lolzi tried a rock)

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha clan.x

You always wear green, skintight clothes.

You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.x

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.x

You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.x

You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.x(not pyethons I used black racers do not use pythons and if you do do this make sure you have some one with you that knows frst aid and you must not be afrid of paine)

Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"x

You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.x

Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.x

You faint when someone touches your forehead.x(it took m a while to learn how to do that now I can faint on command)_

You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

You try to kill your brother every day.x

Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.x

You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.x

You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.x

You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.x

You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".x

You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.x.

You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.x(i have pracktice do not try this with out practice)

You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"x(with a marker).

You always carry a large fan behind you.x(heaaaaavy man I tell u the things I do for naruto)

You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.x

In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"x(I got grounded)

Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.x

Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.x(I used temmmparrly I did not want to tat my face)

Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.x

Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.x

When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.x

When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.x

You name your pig Ton-ton.x

You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.x

You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.x

You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.x

You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.x

You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.x

You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.x

When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.x

You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.x

You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.x

You have a frog wallet.x

Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.x

You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.x

Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.x

You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.x

You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.x

You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouthx

When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.x

Poems & Short Stories

ஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ۩۞۩ஜஜ

Some persons Emo Poem idid not wright it

╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ site if you support
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ Emos . . . .

You diss
I slit my wrist
When you cause me pain
I slit the left vain
You break my heart
That's where it starts
When you pretend
To care
Well how do you dare
It's just not fair
So I remain
So damn silent
See my stain
It was very violent
I'm just a shadow
A part of the past
A part that could never last
My trickling blood
Is dripping fast
I hear a thud
I just lie and stare
I cry
And wonder why
Why should I be the one to go
Oh, because I'm emo...

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am
a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual
woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful,
tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my
partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from
the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they
could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a
coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk
again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating
high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we
wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid
getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed,
and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with
another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly
cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to
because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show
affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone
told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they
realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better
person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but
because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves
another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end
it.

especialy this one:
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he
loves another male.

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MOMENT)
NOW 4 anime MOMENT!
girl: Talk to her!
boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
girl: Then tell her.
boy: She won't like me...
girl: How do you know that?
boy: I can just tell.
girl: Well just tell her.
boy: What should I say?
girl: Tell her how much you like her!
boy: I tell her that daily.
girl: What do you mean?
boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll never like me...
boy: Wait. Who do you like?
girl: Oh some boy.
boy: Oh... she won't like me either
girl: She does.
boy: How do you know..?
girl : Because, who wouldn't like you?
boy:you.
girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
boy: I love you too.
girl: So are you going to talk to her?
boy: I just did.

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty , he said... no .

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever ...and he said no .

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry ? and once again he replied with a no!... She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the
boy grabbed her arm and said...You're not pretty you're b e a u t i f u l . I don't want to be with you forever . I NEED to be with you forever , and i wouldn't cry if you went away…. I’d…die….

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this

кιѕѕ мє gєηтℓу...×××
αℓωαуѕ ι кησω...×××
нσℓ∂ мє ℓσνє мє...×××
∂ση'т єνєя ℓєт gσ .. × ×

SLOW DANCE
Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Do you run through each day
On the
fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it
tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see
his
sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened

gift...

Thrown away.

Life is not a
race.
Do take it slower
Hear the
music
Before the song is over.--

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

35 Things to do when your in Walmart!(will be x,s on the ones i did(lolz))

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.x

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.x

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.x

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.x

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted areax.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"x

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.x

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.x

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"x

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"x

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"x

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here x (I got in trouble for this one they tried to put me in a strait jacket I had to explain and show them I was trying to finish this list lolz)

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"x

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.x

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.x(I used single thing of play-doh sooo much funnier)

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.x

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.x

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"x

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."x(I did 4 ppl)

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. x (I said the fairies bless you)

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines x (a few ppl freaked out and I made 30 bucks to keep a secret I didn’t even know loflz)

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.x

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."x

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works b/c of fangirls...no offense)x

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.x

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.x (not a good idea they called security on me )

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.x(I had to buy them)

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.x(I didn’t get caught lol)

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.x

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.x

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramidx(it fell & I ran)

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I love the rain. Nobody can tell if you're crying

~Unknown

It's ironic how we adore the ones who ignore us, ignore the ones who adore us, love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones who love us.

~Anonymous

roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God made me pretty ,

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.

1. If Sasuke didn’t love Sakura in the end, how would you feel? – HOW COULD YOU SASUKE!! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE SAKURA-CHAN!

2. If Sasuke returned to Konoha, so he can rebuild his clan, do you think he would turn towards Sakura? – YEA HE SHOULD!! AND I HOPE (I'm sorry, I mean KNOW) HE WOULD!!

3. Do you think that if Sasuke never did go to Sakura, that Sakura should end up with someone else? – I REALLY HOPE SASUKE DOESN'T DO THAT!! I WOULD KILL HIM IF HE TURNED TO ANOTHER WOMAN BESIDES SAKURA!! THOUGH I WOULD HAVE TO SAY IF HE DIDN'T GO TO SAKURA, THEN SAKURA COULD GET ANOTHER PERSON, LIKE NARUTO OR ITACHI IN MY OPINION...

4. How happy would you be if Sasuke and Sakura ended up together? – SO FREAKIN HAPPY!! THOSE TWO REALLY SHOULD BE TOGETHER!! HELL YEAH!! SASUSAKU 4EVA!!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at
4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

i am a girl me narutolove1987 am a girl and to the girls that act like that i say fk you bhs

the start!!

this is dumb and funny at the same time

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life,

sakura;relly

sasuke;yes

thay go to sasukes house and git it on!!

the end!!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people(lol random)

I'm sorry but this is just so sad! I just had to put it!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more life that will never love...

never have a abortion and ruin a babys life thay love you you shoud love them!!

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

Me at dinner the other day: "Tea isn't quite my cup of tea. Really. It isn't."

Ellie-Kitty at lunch during the last day of term: "...why don't sheep shrink when it rains? HEY, I'M SERIOUS!"

STEVE THE SHURIKEN:

Me: hello steve! how was your day today?

Steve: ...

Me: thats great, i had a suckish day at school...some idiot stole my ninja forehead protector. my forehead was naked all day!!

Steve: ...

Me: oh, steve!

Steve: ...

Me: the kids also started making fun of me for talking to innanimate objects. i mean, as if i do that, right steve?

Steve: ...

Me: at least you belive in me! i love you! hugs steve ow! steve, you poked me again!

Steve: ...

Me: Well, i just think that those stupid kids should shut up for once.

Steve: ...

Me: my mom thinks i need help. you dont think i need help do you, my sweet little shurriken weapon, you!

Steve: ...

Me: Oh, steve, you naughtly little boy! you shouldnt say stuff like that!

Steve: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING! IM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMMAGINATION! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU STUPID GIRL!

Me: wow. mom was right. i do have an overactive immagination. i mean, you would never yell at me!

Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! (Kills me)

~the end~

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Sayings

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True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
- Unknown

Love is loving what your lover loves
- Unknown

Where there is love there is life.
- Unknown

If you love the children of others, you will love your own even better
- Unknown

Peace is an expression of love; let’s make love
- Unknown

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them.
We say we love trees, yet we cut them down.
And some people still wonder why some are afraid
when they are told they are loved.
- Unknown

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
- Unknown

Once I dropped a tear in the ocean. When I find it is when I’ll stop loving you.
- Unknown

There is no distance too great between friends, for love gives wings to the heart.
- Unknown

You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
- Unknown

I love you. It’s not a weight you must carry around. I love you. It’s not a box that holds you in. I love you. It’s not a standard you have to bear. I love you. It’s not a sacrifice I make. I love you. It’s not a pedestal you are frozen upon. I love you. It’s not an expectation of perfection. I love you. It’s not my life’s whole purpose (or your’s). I love you. It’s not to make you change. I love you. It’s not even to make you love me. I love you. It’s as pure and simple as that.
- Unknown

The laws of love are written in the heart of every human being by the hand of God
- Unknown

1.Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more profiles

6. Tomorrow will be the best day ever

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You’re so stupid that you put a dictionary on the TV and called it high definition.

You say I'm a bitch. A bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on a tree. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful. Thank you for the calling me beautiful

that is what you say when some one calls you a bitch

HOW I EXPLAIN LIFE AND DEATH...

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage...

Remember

There's no "I" in Team, but there's an "I" Pie, there's an "I" in Meat Pie and Meat is an angram of Team. ;)

Copy & Pasteing

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke.konohaninmiharuchan, Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku, SasuSaku Forever and Ever,narutocrazy13,christycullen101,narutolove1987,

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you have never copied and pasted something onto your profile,copy and paste this onto your profile,and now you have , lolz

If you are a fan of SasuSaku fan then copy and paste this in your profile

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you were one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Taken off konohaninmiharuchan's profile:

- If you are a SasuSaku fan, add this on your profile –

1. If Sasuke didn’t love Sakura in the end, how would you feel? – HOW COULD YOU SASUKE!! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE SAKURA-CHAN!

2. If Sasuke returned to Konoha, so he can rebuild his clan, do you think he would turn towards Sakura? – YEA HE SHOULD!! AND I HOPE (I'm sorry, I mean KNOW) HE WOULD!!

3. Do you think that if Sasuke never did go to Sakura, that Sakura should end up with someone else? – I REALLY HOPE SASUKE DOESN'T DO THAT!! I WOULD KILL HIM IF HE TURNED TO ANOTHER WOMAN BESIDES SAKURA!! THOUGH I WOULD HAVE TO SAY IF HE DIDN'T GO TO SAKURA, THEN SAKURA COULD GET ANOTHER PERSON, LIKE NARUTO OR ITACHI IN MY OPINION...

4. How happy would you be if Sasuke and Sakura ended up together? – SO FREAKIN HAPPY!! THOSE TWO REALLY SHOULD BE TOGETHER!! HELL YEAH!! SASUSAKU 4EVA!!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy!Hmm..I wonder why?)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

I got this from Cherryblossom-has-bloomed777's profile

If you love Sasuke and Sakura fics paste this onto your page

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

if your addicted to copying and pasteing crap on to your profile,copy and paste this on to you profile,and add your name to this list ,...,narutolove1987,

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your cell phone, copy and paste this into your profile

if you put the line thingegs jus to put them ther copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you have ...oh yha...ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

if you like coping crap on to your profile and most of your profile is that,copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx, widgetofdoom666, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx, koolbrunette06, Sessy52,narutolove1987

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have anime/movie nicknames for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile!!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile

If your mom says your special on the inside, copy and paste this in your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

Everyone is weird. So you have to be at least a little weird to be normal, right? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411.christycullen101. narutolove1987

Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could not cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee. (I hate Lee, but that did make some sense xD)

Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA-slut), hope she dies in Sakura's hands, and think Sasuke rightfully belongs to SAKURA!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, JaseyRaeLullaby, AnimePrincess411,narutolove1987

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!

If you hate Karin, copy and post this on your profile. You know you hate her...

if you love naruto coppy this on to your profile

If you wanted to eat chocolate for a whole day, copy this to your profile( would so do that but i dont want to git fat)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi,why since weasels are cute and sneeky and itachi is cute and sneeky,not itachi is h-o-t!!hot!!

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. (I love itachi (from naruto) and edward(from twilight)so much, it hurts to know he isn't there.)

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!ps.i donnt i just put this hear since its populear lol

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

hey if you like saying "pigs at facts girls find hot guys with pigs" for no reson or any thing random , copy and paste this into your profile.

most of this crap is off of other peoples profile if yours are, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know Orochimaru's walls were purple until Sasuke blew the place up copy and paste this into your profile.

i loooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee naruto !! i have watch over all anime and read all of the manga book's XD copy and paste if you did /do the same

Saw this on someone's profile and had to agree with quite a few... >_

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into yo

ur profile

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

About Me

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9Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

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~Proudly Pro-anime

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† Agε » secret
†Eyεs Cσlσя » Bяσwŋ †
† Hαιя Cσlσя » Black †
†Right Hαŋdεd†
† Fαvяσιтe Wεαpσŋ(s)» Swσяds, ,daggers,rocket launchers,bow & arrow (not cross bows)My Jυтsυs †
†Rιŋg Posιtιon » Lεfт Ring Finger†
† Zodιαc » cancer
†Clσthεs » Blαck Sтυff xD†and chains
† Mσσd » depressed …very depressed

~~Anything Else? Just Ask~~

◄◄R e w i n d the good times
►P l a y the memories
▌▌P a u s e the drama
■S t o p the hurting
►►F a s t f o r w a r d the sad times
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THιИGS GΘ ШЯΘИG

SHιT HΛPPΣИS

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I basicly like most kind of music (I even listen to songs in different languages...Yah I know, I'm a nerd).My mom calls me the human ipod (don't ask). I can type very very swell(who uses the word swell? Srry ppls it late and im bord so im gonna use the word swell) I spell spell very horrblly (as you can already tell)...but I'm OK.(NoT)

I'm a major night owl. sometimesI'm not a morning person at all sometimes i am depend on what happed the night befor if i got berrly any or no sleep il wakeup just fine if i slep alot i hate gitting up weerd wright

i rammble a lot ( I mean ALOT) but you can already see that

Heya people! Just to let you guys know, I am currently very busy so the chance of me updating any story is very slim i mean very slim since my computer is gone so i haft to use a relatives

Obsessions/Hobbies: Anime/manga, reading fanfics FanFiction.net. Trying to tame the family cat that I'm convinced is the spawn of Satan, my hand is currently bleeding after my latest failed attempt. Watching Gilmore Girls, House, Bones, Charmed, Veronica Mars,ncis,suppernatural Not much to say about me, I'm kinda boring. Most of my stories involve sasuke and sakura mostly sakura. I am a HUGE music finatic and can name a song title at the binnging most of the time my frst languge is jap my spelling is crap to my luck is that my wrighting progarm corrects most of my mistakes(LOL)

Anyways, I love coffee and energy drinks even though I dont need it.

Favorite Music Artists:

(don't know how to spell it)

Taylor Swift

Avril Lavigne

Take That

Celine Deon

Jason Derulo

Good With Grenades

Decode

Phil Collins

Lilly Allen

Within temptation

Nightwish

Adam Lambert

Luda crist (did I spell that right loflz)

and allot more

A TWILIGHT SURVEY

Which book in the series is your favorite?

breaking dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

twilight: One day

new moon: about a day and a half

eclipse: Two days

breaking dawn: one day

Who introduced you to the books?

my frind christy did

ps.she has her own acount its christycullen101 so is her youtube.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Twilight: bought

New Moon: browowed

Eclipse: browowed

Breaking Dawn: browowed

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

ALL the movies

What's your dream ending to the series?

thay all die and live with echoter in hell. (Cheesy, right?)

Favorites:

all parts

Who is your favorite character?

Edward

Who's your favorite vampire?

alice

Who is your favorite werewolf?

leha

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"holey crow slow down /sead by bella

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella and Jacob ride the motorcycles

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice give Bella make overs

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The fight in breaking dawn

Which book cover was your favorite?

breaking dawn ,i like chess,

(ha ha i bet none of you can beet me at chess)

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

yah...

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

New moon

Eclipse or Twilight?

twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Breaking Dawn

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

midnight sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

bella

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

esme

Emmett or Jasper?

jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

jacop

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

sam

Sam or Quil?

sam

Quil or Embry

quil

Who's thebetter villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria..der da der

Werewolves or Vampires?

wherewolfs... DUH!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

christy

Are you excited?

Totally!!

What do you think of the casting so far?

Amazing!

Are you going to go see it?

yah already did

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

My friends

Name:kailey

Birthday: /06/26/1987/

Birthplace: japan

Current Location: FloridaUSASanford

Eye Color:sorta purple but i wear red contacts

Hair Color: black

hair style:long to the bottem of my but. and strait and thick and black

Height: ?
Weight: ?
Lefty or Righty:Righty
Zodiac Sign: cancer

What Do You Drive:a big black shiny truck
Screenname: narutolove1987

--Favorites--

Color: black

Number: 18
Band:within temptation

Music Genre: Everything mostly rock and mettel no rap some hip-hop dependes on song
TV Show:naruto

Movie:all naruto movies
Actor: all

Actress: selena gomez
Kind of Movie: romance or horror

Sport:ballet(it is consered a sport)

Fast Food Restaurant:arbys
Food: jap food
Ice Cream: plain mint

Cereal: frosted flakes

Candy: candy corn
Drink: dr.peper
Alcoholic Beverage:margrata

Quote: "yo peoples,

--Do You--

Have any siblings: Yes, little, annoying sister.
Have any pets: A dog name booboo, A puppy name dimoid, 25 fish name Fishy 1, Fishy 2, Fishy 3 etc thru fishy 82(very creative names don’t u think)., A hamster name hamme, and a bird named birdey, cats named ,princess,golde,clifford ,tippy,tuffy,angel (some died years a go) 2 german sheperd wolf mixs one male one female. female silence, male Alexander
Have a job: No, toolazy.
Have a cellphone: Ya, a nokia.
Have any fears: Uuuuhhhh...my dad when he's angry,hights,speeds,rollor coasters,sharks,deep parts of the ochen and lots more too manny to list(im a scardy cat lolz)
Have a bedtime:HA! That'll be the day!

Sing in the shower: Only when I'm happy!
Want to go to college: Yeah! One not too hard working, yet not too...bad.
Get along with your parents: Mom, Yes. Dad, HELL NO!!

Have any piercings: Ears,belly,lip,tounge,nose
Have any tattoos:yha a snake wraped around my belly

Swear: Yes...but only when it's right to say it. Or when I'm trying to be funny
Smoke: Hell, no! And I don't intend on ever
Drink: Unless you count water, lemonade, Kool Aid, Gatorade, chocolate milk, ETC, then yes, but alchohal, PSHHHH!! expet for margratas(oley evry once in a wile i nevver got drunk ever!!)

Do Drugs: "Say no to drugs"

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My Favorite Animal: black jaguar
My Least Favorite Animal: none
My Favorite Color: Black
My Favorite Thing in the World:naruto and my best frind christy ps.christy has her own acount its christycullen101
My Least Favorite Thing in the World: My famly
My Favorite Thing to Do: Write and read on fanfiction.net+read and wach naruto+do anything with christy
My Least Favorite Thing to Do: Watch my little sisters baby programs
My Greatest Achievement:learn perfect enguish
My Favorite Person:christy
My Least Favorite person:my famley
My Favorite Time of Day:night time
My Least Favorite Time of Day: the middle of the day

My Favorite Famous Quote:to be or not to be that is the qustuen by shakerspeer
My Favorite Personal Quote: "i like pigs and thay eat cats"
My Favorite Boy Name: Alexander
My Favorite Girl Name: Silence

My Favorite Element: water

My Favorite Environment: Rainforest
My Favorite Weather: Sunny and warm (but not humid)(not to hot)
My Strongest Subject: reading

My Favorite Month: october

My Most Recognizable Trait: My hair its too curly
My Favorite Memory: Spending time with Christy & our mad ways
My Least Favorite Memory: having siblings

My Proudest Memory: Sticking up for myself
The Memory My Friends Talk About: When i started cursing
My First Concert:none
My Last Concert: none

My First Word:hai
The Last English Word I Spoke:Spoke (I was reading the question aloud! Lol!)
How Many Best Friends I've Ever Had: 5

My Best Friend Now:christy
My Role-Model:dont have 1
My Hero: See above
My Heroine: none

The Person Who Must Hate Me the Most: My brother & L.M
The Person Who Must Love Me the Most: Both my parents & sisters
My Favorite Present: My computer
How Many Innocent Secrets Do I Have: Dunno
Not So Innocent Secrets: see above
How Many Times Have I Fallen in Love: 4
My Biggest Fear: That my friends will hate me again
Something I Probably Should Be Afraid But Am Not: Getting in a fight with someone sinc I can prob. Kick thir a*
How Many Different Friends Have I Hung Out With in the Past Year: LOTS!
Am I a Slacker: sometimes
Am I a Hypocrite:Again, it depends XD
Have I Ever Wished On a Shooting Star: You betcha
How Many of My Dreams Have Come True: Lots! cant count!! :P
Have I Ever Run Over an Animal: Does stepping on a road killed squirrel count?
The Most Exotic Thing I've Eaten:Aligator
How Many Different Countries Have I been to:1. Spain and America and japan(my home place japan)
Can I Cook: LOTS

Who Would I Most Likely Walk to the Ends of the Earth For: christy

My Loudest Family Member: Me XD I talk, like, non stop
My Quietest Family Member:Probably my bird(lol). It's hard to say, we're not a very quiet family XD
My Most Eccentric Family Member: me
My Happiest Family Member: Me!!
My Polar Opposite Family Member: Not quite certain
My Most Annoying Family Member: ... ME!!
My Oldest Family Member: My nan who is 96

My Worst Nightmare:Giving up the computer

My Worst Pet Peeve: Giving up the computer
Last Thing I Was Angry At:my computer died so i had to git a new one

Last Movie I Cried In: the naruto movie whar he died in the bennguning

Fairly emo I'd say. He wears all that black and is always beating himself up over things that can't be changed.

fav naruto pairings !! :

3. sasuke x sakura !! ( kawaiii !! )

6. neji x tenten !! ( love this cute couple !! )

4. shikamaru x ino

5. hinata x naruto

2. deidara x sakura

7. sai x ino

1. itachi x sakura

any other parings i will love most likeky if its romantic or sexual

i am a part of these clubs if you are too copy a

nd paste this on your profile and add your name !! :

WE HATE KARIN CLUB !! - hell yeah this girl's a bitch !! sasuke belongs to sakura !!

X .xhannah-chanx. X

TOBI IS A VERY GOOD BOY !! CLUB - tobi is the cutest !! and he is a very good boy ( even though he works 4 akasuki !!)

X .xhannah-chanx. X

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IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

EVERYONE VISIT DAMLEG'S DEVIANTART ACCOUNT AND NXXNARUTOFREAKXXN'S ,christycullen101,and narutolove1987s YOUTUBE ACC!

I FUCKING LOVE SASUSAKUITA WITH A FIERY PASSION THAT BURNS INSIDE OF ME! SASUSAKU IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER ONE COUPLE, SOMETIMES ITASAKU!

ItaSaku is usually 2nd...sometimes first. I LOVE LOVE LOVE SASUSAKUITA! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT!

...SASUSAKUNARU. Gahhz. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. SasuSaku as the winner, of course x3 But I do love Naru-chan and Sakura x3 fluff.

My fave authors are:

lol sorry im to lazy to fill this in now it will be filled in time dont worry

I'm a girl...Lol. My favorite story wen rittso far is "Crappy Naruto Chat." ITS SO DAMN FUN TO WRITE! THANKS FOR ALL THE VIEWERS!! My second favorite is Who Should I Choose? It used to be called "Welcome to HellSchool" but I changed the title xD

I'm lazy and I don't update a lot...Sorry. Shoutout to BL (buddy list) AND TO ICKLE KAT AND CHERRYFIRE48 AND xXxHikariMidnightxXx! U GUYS ROCK MY SOX!

I WORSHIP NARUTO AND MASASHI KISHIMOTO! He is the awesomest guy in Japan. Well, I'd have to say, one of the awesomest.

My fave animes in order are:

1. Naruto (lol, no duh!)

2. bleach

3. death note

4. Spirited Away/Kiki's Delivery Service

5. jing.the king of bandits

I like a lot more animes, too, but I'm too lazy to write these.

FAVE NARUTO COUPLES: (not in order )SasuSaku (NaruHina (soooooooooooo kawaii!)(itasaku)
ItachiSakura (OMG SO CUTE!)

NaruSaku/NaruHina (IT'S A TIE. DON'T HATE MEE Dx)

SaiSaku (HE CLEARLY LIKES HER! But still, SasuSaku/ItaSaku really is a better couple) 4th fave

KibaHina/NejiTenTen (Dog boy wants the shy girl!/Hyuuga finally sees the light!) 5th fave

P.S I LIKE IT WHEN SAKURA CRIES! Think I'm weird, fine. But I just love it in my head when she cries and Sasuke gets all queasy and is like "God, what the hell did I do to make her like this?!"

I ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOVE ITASAKUSASU TRIANGLES. OMG. I FKING LOVE IT. But I LOVE them when Sasuke gets Sakura at the end. Itachi Sakura is cute too :D but not as cute as sasusaku (itasaku is 2nd cutest :D) ITASAKUSASU FOREVER! My fave ItaSakuSasu story is "Fevered Tension" by Veroxion.

NOW THE REST OF THE FAVE NARUTO COUPLES NOT IN ORDER:

ShikaTema

NejiTenTen

ShikaIno (a little bit)

ChoujiIno (MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! you'll see why I said that soon...)

LeeIno (put the same words as I said in ChoujiIno)

NejiSakura

SasoriSakura

LeeTenTen

NaruSaku

KakaAnko

And maybe more that I didn't list yet...I'll do it later.

FAVE AISHITERUZE BABY COUPLES:

KippeiKokoro

YuzuKippei

YuzuKokoro

MikiKippei

MikiYuzu

And that's pretty much it.

I'm not gonna list the Final Fantasy and everything, though I would like too. I'm just too freaking lazy.

Oh yeah, before I get into the fun quotes, I want to say my hated Naruto couples:

I like ShikaTema. I think ShikaIno needs to die. A painful death. VERY PAINFUL.

Here's the fun stuff =D

That's it for now, I g2g. Cya everyone!

THE WITCH DOCTOR LINK:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A

LOVE YA ALL!

Btw, I LOVE BEING EVERYBODY'S FRIENDS, so don't think it awkward if I want to be your friend.

If you need me, email me at either:

narutocrazy13@yahoo.com (main) or narutolove1987@gmail.com (backup)

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Innocent Seduction by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,783 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Bang Game by Babybrowns reviews
Sakura was saving herself for the right guy - she had morals, and knew everyone in school was just horny. Sure there were guys she had her eye on, but sex? Well, those morals of hers get put to the test when a certain Uchiha she likes asks her to...bang.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,047 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o85: Today, while I was hot and waited for Sasuke to come back, I sent him a few seductive texts. He responded back by telling me that I shouldn't text while drunk so early in the day. I wasn't drunk at all then, but I really needed a drink then. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 272,703 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Anything But by RawSugarX23 reviews
AE. (Alternate Ending) Whose body did Petals-Open-To-The-Moon inhabit? Who was her human Host? Only Ian knew the answer. But the moment they brought her body in, he wished he hadn't known her as well. How will he deal seeing Wanda inside his ex-girlfriend's body? Will he be able to let Wanda know the truth?
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,234 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Naughty Girl by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
Captured. Tarnished. Forced into subjugation. She hated them for all the pain they caused, but she hated herself more because she always fell for their soft caresses, and longed for the warmth of their tender kisses. [Under revision]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Konoha High by Insert Alias reviews
Konoha High School. Home of drunken principles, insane teachers and hormonal teenagers. Just a little disclaimer, this story is categorized as Sasuke/Sakura fic, however in reality it follows many different characters and their relationships. If you're just looking for a Sasuke/Sakura story with nothin' else then you probably won't like Konoha High too much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 90,470 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lost from home by GentleSilence reviews
When sakura goes on a mission to find sasuke,she finds Itachi instead. Seperated from her team and wounded Sakura must rely on Itachi for help. But what happens when Itachi falls for the Salura and a jealous Sasuke comes looking for her? Future Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,647 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Darkening Blossom by Neko1214 reviews
Sakura is faced with the Akatsuki and believe them to be her friends, but it becomes more, then just being friends as Sasuke and Naruto try to find, and bring her back to the village.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
When Tear Drops turn cold by crazycherry459 reviews
Sakura was found at a the age of six. She was found by the akatsuki, watch as sakura grows up with nine men, and maybe even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Visitors in bed by nikigirl257 reviews
When Sakura doesn't show respect to the Akatsuki members karma comes back to get her, and it gets her bad. LEMON STORY! enjoy -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,823 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Helpless by Biscuit15 reviews
Tobi's life was almost ended before Zetsu came along. With Zetsu helping him and taking him in as a subordinate, Tobi soon meets Deidara. Will Deidara love Tobi the way he loves Deidara? Onesided Zetsu/Tobi Deidara/Tobi Lemon in future chapers,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Kidnapped by Moonlight Meiko reviews
Sakura was walking home and was taken?What will happen to her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Love for his brother by SakuraBlizzard reviews
Sasuke is put in a coma for protecting Sakura on a mission. She loves him dearly, but what happens when she gets close to his brother? Doesn't she deserve to move on? ItaSaku, the Uchiha massacre never happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,847 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Incomplete by the.terrorist reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Till death do us part by breoncay reviews
Orochimaru unknowingly is introduced to love by a young uchiha girl oroXoc lemons are included some oroxsasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U.
Swing Life Away by DontCountMeOut reviews
Rewriting. New inspiration. Lemons in Later Chptrs. My idea has changed.OC's propose will be used. R&R Please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Shisui U., Sakura H.
Captured INDEFINITE HIATUS by xSakuraWings reviews
Lady Luck must be pulling a prank on her. First, she was trapped fighting two Akatsuki members with their gaze too low for her liking. The next thing she knew when she woke up, she was in a room with eight powerful males. "Oh shi-" - AkatsukixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,667 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Life is One big Awkward moment by SimplySmiles reviews
Poor Sakura, first she gets kidnapped by the Akatsuki. Then she is constantly sexually harrased by them and they just will not let her leave! So many Awkward moments so little time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Vampire Vacation by Jackalin Friday13 reviews
Vlad and Henry go on vacation and seeing Vlad wet and naked Henrys feelings for his vampire friend progress in only one night.OOC and a oneshot. / after reading over this i have realized that i made many mistakes and dont plan to change it im lazy -3-
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Henry - Complete
Fragility Of The Sakura by Frozzy reviews
Uchiha Itachi plants a certain invisible cursed mindseal on a certain pinkhaired kunoichi. The seal is to be physically activated by the touch of a male, but what happenes when feelings get involved? [OLD STORY]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,782 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Duties of a Drudge by BestDayNever reviews
Henry spends the night at Vlad's house where an unfortunate accident unravels events that will change both of the live in the long run.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Henry
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Silence by Asiil reviews
She has found that some things are better left unsaid, that sometimes, truth can only be found in the silence. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,642 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Clandestine Heart by ChaoticIrony reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Dangerous Trade by MarauderGirl777 reviews
Sakura and S-rank criminal Uchiha Itachi accidentally switch bodies due to a mishap in a battle. Will they destroy each other, or will this bring them closer together? SakuraxItachi, rated M for POSSIBLE later lemons. Slight humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,294 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Slave's Master by Narutogrlfan reviews
Celia is a slave. But she falls in love with her master who just ignores her. Itachi x Oc and Sasuke x Oc lemon. Don't own anything
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Silhouettes in the Night by engineFAILURE reviews
"Why are you doing this?" I whispered slowly, watching cautiously as his short spiky dark hair drifted around him, hiding the malice in his red eyes. "Because you're his only weakness." "Sasuke... No..." -Has been on hiatus currently editing then continuing, hope to see you all along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,713 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Zetsu's Blossom by ookami666demon reviews
ZetxSaku. I am not abandoning this story, even if it may seem like it at times. Give it a chance. Chapter 4 part 2 will be up soon-like in the same week part 1 was put up. Thank you for your patience. 'Bad' language and ridiculous nicknames included.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Zetsu, Sakura H.
Six ways of Pain one way to be loved by Sakura Akatsuki Unstoppable reviews
Sakura just got back from her training from Jiraiya. She finally stronger than Sasuke and Naruto. The Akatsuki saw this and they want her to join them. Pein X Sakura Rated M for violence, Sexual themes lemons come later and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Tails? by GOD AM I reviews
What up people? If you love hotness, sexy guys, and women then you might not like the last one because this is a guy on guy story. Just read if you don't like it after a bit just quit. By the way the gay couple has nothing to do with vlad and henry.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Vladimir Tod
sakura and friends by nrules reviews
sakura ex konoha nin ex anbu captain and new akatsuki member what will happen when they start to develope feelings for the pink haired medic /lemons limes with a side of rape ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Facing the Past by KakashiSukiDaYo reviews
Kakashi had been tortured and now is a broken man. Will Sakura be able to help him? How will their friendship change? KakaSaku. Warnings: LEMON in the 9th chapter. Kakashi Gaiden spoilers!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,633 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Kitty Neko Love by mesweet735 reviews
Sakura is a new neko in chiyo's home. But what if she met the leader of the nekos, Sasori, in that house? And she happens to caught Sasori's attention? Fun Neko time!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
Why Me by SakuraXAkatsuki reviews
Once there was a Great clan before these "Ninjas" A clan who took human form but chould change. Soon they disappered as the ninjas grew. No one dares talk about the clan or they fear they clan will come for them. Most say they are gone, But who knows...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
Smolder by xskyskipper reviews
Her bright eyes were locked into a fierce battle with his crimson ones, his eyes were impassionate, but hers smoldered with fervent defiance. She was bright and burning, and irrevocably he found himself drawn like a moth to her flame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,507 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Snake and Mouse by xsaysomethingx reviews
Snakes get hungry too, and Orochimaru has a different hunger that needs to be satisfied. Kabuto does the hunting and brings back a "tasty" prey...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Orochimaru
The Asylum by BluePhoenix 711 reviews
She's been locked away for so long, suffering from voices and delusions, when one day a boy shows up who will change everything for her. And why is it that he can silence the voices with just a look or touch. Who is he? More importantly, who was she?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Suicidal Feeling by DevilPriestess reviews
After Temari's mother dies she forced to live with her abusive step father. living with him turns into a real hell when he decide he wants her to give him children.R&R please. Rated for adult situation. and Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Temari
Orochimaru's Snake Girl by NarutoFan887 reviews
Kami realizes her feelings for kakashi really exist, but she didn't think Orochimaru would intervine. rated M for Rape and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Orochimaru, Kakashi H.
surprise gift by Rauwrtsch reviews
Ichigo is about to graduate, and just ended his finals, so Renji thinks about giving him a little surprise, involving himself, cuffed and blindfolded to a bed.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Philosophical Pandora reviews
Sheena. A slender and sexy seductress. Hidan. A malicious and mean maniac. Sheena tells him "rape me next time." So. He comes back... more than once. Every night. Why? Truth is: Hidan wants Sheena. Bad. Rated M for future rape, bondage, etc. RATE OR I'LL-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Forgotten Memories by MyShadowOfDoom reviews
Strange things have been happening to Sakura. A dream keeps repeating itself and she gets betrayed in the worst way possible. Plus who's the weird guy she always hung out with when younger? Rated for Swearing ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Who's Back? by Sessy52 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha with his nephew by his side and Sakura has to move in with them. But being so close to them only results in her falling in love. Children, drama, unhappy parents, and angry villagers. Life is never easy but love makes it worth it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 222,585 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Cherry Blossoms: A Shadow in the Mind by Silence-Ell reviews
Sakura was finally accepting Sasuke into her life when she is forced into a mission, alone, to the Land of Waves. ItaSaku some KakaSaku, SasuSaku and hinted KisaSaku REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,411 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Love Me Like I Know You Can by xxKrissiiMayxx reviews
Not enough room, summary inside! Rated M for a reason!
Dark Visions series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009
Black and White by Poisoned Blossom reviews
Life in Konoha should become normal now that Sasuke is back, right? Wrong. Akatsuki, deals with devils, unlocking doors... What is going on? Madara Uchiha? What does Sakura have to do to save the world? Alot. "Master?" SakuKiba SakuAka SakuMada
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Cherry Blossom Madness by chocolatgurlo reviews
His mission was to find and capture a certain pink-haired girl. She was going to go mad. Th-this unpredictable weird guy was just so unnerving! And what is behind that mask of his! TobixSakura Pls R&R M for Later chaps. Update Chapter 3!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H.
Crimson Harbor by itasaku12345 reviews
18-year old ANBU Sakura is on a scroll retrieval mission. Four Akatsuki members appear and capture her as bait for the Kyuubi. What is going on in Konohagakure at this time of Sakura’s capturing, and of the building relationships of Itachi and Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
the way i fell by nezinia reviews
madaita highscholl fiction involving lemons, couples-madaraxhashirama,itachixsasuke,madaraxitachi. the main couple- madaraxitachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bound and Gagged by Kajou reviews
Konan wants revenge for how Pein's been treating the Akatsuki, so she ties him up and "abuses" him. Bondage. KonaPein/PeinKona Slight ItaKisa/KisaIta. Rated for Konan's "revenge" techniques.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Vlad and Henry short one shot by burrito-meat reviews
the two are getting busy and don't notice their being watched lol
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Henry - Complete
If Just For Tonight by XhexaniaRose reviews
An unexpected incounter leads to two old teamates reuniting only to be thrown into something beyond their control. .................SakuXSasu............Lemons...........
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,544 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
PeinNaru by AttitudeDragon reviews
YAOI! manXman. Parings PeinNaru, Sasodei, SasoDeiNaru, And More. LEMONS! Dont like dont read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
The Enchantress by Shanehxx reviews
He stood in the shadows, watching her dance. To him, she was absolutely enchanting. He fiddles with his earring as he contemplates; she belongs to him, she is his. She just doesn't realise it. "Konan...my little enchantress" KonanxPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein
burakku by The Obsessive reviews
Planning on using Sakura to lure Sasuke into his clutches, Madara had the perfect plan. Too bad Sakura didn't like the way it sounded.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Broken and Shattered by Halibel the Slayer Of Death reviews
What happens whn Pein gets confused and Sakura has a fight with Saskue and leaves him. Saskue kidnapped her and Pein is pissed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
A PAIN IN THE ASS :COLLAB: by xXUchihaxHanaXx reviews
A fantasy story, where there are battles between hunters, creatures, and then Akatsuki- who are in between. The reason for so much lemon, is that Deidara is a Siren, Konan is half Siren, and Kakuzu is an Incubus, not to mention our hungry vampires.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U.
Distance: AsuIno by Drathe reviews
AsuIno lemon...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Asuma S., Ino Y. - Complete
Spawn of a Uchiha by SakuraBlizzard reviews
Itachi kidnaps Sakura, rapes her, and she becomes pregnant with his child. By a miracle she escapes. What happens when Itachi comes back for her 6 months later? Sasuke has promise to protect her. What does Naruto think about this mess? ItaSaku SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,527 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Transpire by existence555 reviews
A strangely satisfying incident gives a new meaning to fraternizing with the enemy. These days, Sakura forgets that there are people that aren't meant to be healed. MadaSaku. Adult content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
One step forward: I found Sakura; two steps back: she's seeing someone else, and apparently, she despises me...Sasusaku, plz R&R, COMPLETED chap 15 up, Lemon! CHANGED MY PEN NAME: Princesssayuri1 :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,855 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vertigo by Dark Promise reviews
MadaraxSakura. Who was that woman? Madara’s dark eyes roved over the pink haired beauty. Sakura’s hair glittered ethereal pink in the light breeze. One thing he did know for certain, he wanted her. R&R! Heavy lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Akatsuki Lemons by WhirledPeace reviews
You guessed it, random yaoi lemons between Akatsuki couples, supported and crack alike! I'm practicing writing a lemon, so tell me how I can improve so my other story, 'Read My Mind' can have the ultimate lemon! Yaoi, lemons, review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Akatsuki
A New Tree by Saski-Pureblood reviews
sakura is living with her mom and new family in japan since her dad got tired of her behavior. she loves messing with gaara and his hot friends especially sasuke. sasuke is the leader and starts liking her aswell. skool fic,sex,drinking and more drama.SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,501 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Walking Sin by RurikoTsukuyomi reviews
Why?" Itachi's brilliant onyx eyes questioned my cruel inhuman actions, causing my once stone heart to swell up with a feeling I haven't felt in so long... MadaraXIta YAOI! Hints of Sasuke and Itachi pairings. Graphic and full of naughtiness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Fan of Fire a Cherry Blossom by MaybeTommorrow reviews
Sakura And Sasuke go through changes and experiences that turn events and entwine their lives in a rollercoaster ride. Sexual content in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,601 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Complication by SacredRoseDream reviews
A complication. This was a complication. An unnecessary unknown in his fragile equation. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Friends or Foes by Leeches Lolita reviews
Its been four years since Sasuke left Konoha, and Sakura is still in love with him. but what does he feel about her? and why is he suddenly regreting going to orochimaru? or...is he? find out in my story friends or foes! its better than it sounds.promis
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Decisions by jlllonely reviews
Akatsuki?...Sasuke?...Sakura?...What will they do?.... Please read and review my story thx.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
When everything fell into place by A Poisoned Love reviews
After Sasuke and Sound invaded Konoha,Sasuke left with Sakura, in hope's of re-building his clan.Sakura has conflicting emotions on Sasuke,and Sasuke finds himself loving her.Will everything work out,or will the past tear these two apart?SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,876 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Blind eyes still see by Seikari-Love reviews
Itachi comes back from a mission and heart broken Madara strives to remain "Tobi" even though his true love is dying or possibly worse. Rate M for future Lime/Lemon. ItaMadaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U.
Make Me Real by Oo-Angel-of-the-Akatsuki-oO reviews
Pein and Sakura. I suck at summaries. just read the story. Rated M for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Mr Wonderful by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
"Even though you broke my heart," Sakura whispered, her lips forming a sad smile, "You're still wonderful to me." /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Need You So Bad by guilty innocence101 reviews
Ever since Sasuke's abrupt departure, Sakura has been working hard to become stronger while trying to forget him. So what happens when he suddenly reappears in her life? What are his intentions for this uncalled visit?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,584 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking Dawn: Renesmee's POV by VamptasticalVampire reviews
Just as the title says this fanfiction tells the story of Breaking Dawn through Renesmee's POV starting when Edward can hear her first thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,072 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
Your Bed or Mine? by Uchiha Itachi - Uchiha Mika reviews
Sakura didn't expect her sister's wedding to turn her life upside down. When she and Sasuke had been teenagers, Sasuke had been the perfect boy next door and Sakura's crush. But Sakura's over him..until he proves that the perfect boy is ALL man now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,477 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost on The Path of Life by eskeflowne reviews
He knew that that kiss was something he should remember and cherish because he would never feel the sweetness of her lips on his again. Yet, through all these doubts, here he was, on the ledge of her window opening it and silently creeping into her room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,367 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rawr by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
"Sasuke-kun, do you know what 'rawr' means in dino-language?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Hot Night by RomanticVoltaire reviews
Repost of older story. Kakashi seduces or is seduced by... a young Chuunin... But what about the poor sisters who are positively prude but can feel everything that's going on? Have a laugh, get horny, but please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Falling in love again by A Poisoned Love reviews
You can't make someone fall in love with you, without falling in love yourself.Thats something Ino Yamanaka is going to learn when she has her best friend inflict payback on the heartbreaker Sasuke Uchiha.Hell is loose. SasSak InoKib NarHin ShikTem NejTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Change of Fate by Da Cute Snowbunny reviews
Everyone thought I was a freak, with a BIG forehead. I have an annoying voice inside my head that won't leave me alone. Wait a holy minute... since when did I have wings? -A different Naruto beginning- SasuSakuShika triangle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,489 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Sasuke U.
Addiction by DevilPriestess reviews
Sakura is torn to weather she should stay with Sasuke even if he has a drug addiction.lemon in chpater 2 and 14. and reference to drugs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha Horror Stories by pokefreak59 reviews
Here are a few stories that i heard a LONG time ago and they were pretty scary when I first heard them. I've retold them using Naruto characters lol
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
Last Breath by eskeflowne reviews
Bittersweet, you can't expect someone to be around forever ... Mature readers only, you have been warned. SxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wet Confessions by RomanticVoltaire reviews
Sasu/Saku one-shot. Sakura has a nice hot shower after a long day when someone decides to join her...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Bet, One Night by pokefreak59 reviews
Naruto and his friends made a bet to see who could stay the longest inside a "haunted" hospital. Not really a horror story. More of a humor with cheesy horror scenes, But I'll try to make it as scary as possible
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,489 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Can't Let Go by kunoichisakura-hime reviews
She loved him. He left. She was heartbroken, thinking she wasn't good enough. But, he didn't leave because he didn't love her. On the contrary, he left to protect her. Years later, he comes back to find a letter, with her nowhere to be found. -SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
burning tension by to-bad-for-u90 reviews
just a tool that was all she would ever be to him rated M for further chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Orochimaru, Sakura H.
sex addition by Gaara's Secret Mistress reviews
"Lets make a deal" Sasuke said running his finger down Sakura cheek "What kinda deal" "Sex deal" her eyes went wide "I don't know" "You like me don't you"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,559 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dishes by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
She knew that we never really cleaned the dishes, but she loved that we tried. Rated T for Hidan's colourful language. ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Alcohol by Canis Lupus6 reviews
AU. Pein and Konan take care of 8 homeless kids. But what happens when some start drinking? Find out! Please review! Charecter deaths...rated for kids that drink alcohol. Currently being revised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Akatsuki, Konan - Complete
What I've done reedit by Wild Geek 1987 reviews
Sakura never thought she could betray her people, until now. AU, possible ooc. Orochimaru/Sakura. Review please? Don’t like don’t read. Redone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Blood is Dripping from the Corner of Your Mouth by Ms-Emi-Uzumaki reviews
She didn't care that he was older; she didn't care that his brother protested, she didn't care about what he was. She just wanted him to love her. ItaSaku Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Shades of Color by SacredRoseDream reviews
Itachi X Sakura. Sometimes the picture is stark, promising dread, or sometimes bright with the promise of joy, but it is the shades of color that paint life which can completely change the trajectory of our fate. This is the story of Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Dogged Love by Florida Alicat reviews
This is Crack of the stupidest kind. r&r anyways please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sakura H., Akamaru - Complete
Snake Bites by SacredRoseDream reviews
The three year mark has come and Sakura has decided to take matters into her own hands. But in the lair of the snake will she become prey instead? Lemon. Rated highest for a reason. OroSaku,KabSaku, slight SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,633 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Amaterasu by SacredRoseDream reviews
There was something thrilling about it: playing with this dark fire and knowing it could kill her in an instant, devouring all that she was. Itachi X Sakura. Lemons Rated highest for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Revenge Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Edward gets revenge for what Bella did to his baby. You should read Death Of The Volvo first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Konoha High by Throbbing Heart reviews
AU. Rated M for content, violence, and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Rendezvous by Miss Artemis reviews
She could run as far and as long as she wanted, but in the end...he'll always have her...OroSaku...LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
A Blood Of GORE by Detailed NiteMares reviews
Sakura appears and attacks Kisame, then Itachi goes down with him. Inner Sakura is let out more frequently... And Deidara has started his Period? D: OHNOES! SakuXTobi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Forget by Anorexia reviews
[Request. Oneshot. OrochimaruxSakura.] She refused to fight him and he laughed at her weakness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Move Along by Backlash-Artemis reviews
DLSsequel:Mitsu, active in Akatsuki, has a vendetta against Konoha, and her newly resurrected parents, Kabuto, and Naruto have to stop her from surpassing Itachi. ItaMitsu OroSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H.
What Can't Be Denied by XhexaniaRose reviews
His hips rolled against hers. Heat spread through her entire body as if he were fire itself. She could feel his hardened length against her stomach, the wetness between her legs burning......... SasuxSaku... lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orichimaru and Sakura My Hollow Soul by smile-ookii reviews
Words cannot describe the feelings Orichimaru and Sakura develop for each other even though Sakura is on a team with Naruto and Sasuke to catch or kill him! What will, can, and should happen to these most forbidden lovers? Read this OxS and find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Sakura H.
All in the Mix by AuriiAfflicted-AtheismAddicted reviews
Writeen with Ujinai..When there's only three, a pervert, a drunkard, and a gangster, what happens when you throw one teenaged boy into the mix?WARNING: Yaoi. Boy Love. What ever you want to call it.RATED FOR LANGUAGE AND POSSIBLE ABUSE OF ALCOHOL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Orochimaru, Sakura H.
Snakey Tale by KuraiAikou reviews
When team 7 and others go on a mission, why would Orochimaru want Sakura? OroSakuRate M for sexual conten, language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Orochimaru, Sakura H.
Dirty Little Secret by backlash symphony reviews
It started out as a deal he made with her, a deal he knew she'd never say no to when Sasuke's life belonged to him. It was the perfect secret. No one knew. Not even Sasuke. Sakura never would've thought it'd end up like this. OrochiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,395 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Neverending by flammabellum reviews
[Oneshot] He cried and cried, drowning out Orochimaru’s anguished protests within his grief. He was the only one left of him. The only one left. He knew, then, that his tears would never end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Dark Haired Lover by backlash symphony reviews
Pleasure. It was the greatest thing Sakura had ever known and it only could be given to her by her dark haired lover, yet not the one she was married to. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Soury Goodness by ElicitRevolution reviews
Well, I'm not sure whether or not it's a 'T' rating or an 'M' rating, but, just to be on the safe side. Lemon OroxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Snake Pit by MoyE reviews
When first deciding to become a ninja, you must ask yourself, 'Are you willing to give up everything for your village' Sakura's answer was yes. Now at age 22 that decision truly gets tested. Sakura x Orochimaru Lemon - Edited 1/26/13
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
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my life for yours reviews
what happens when sasukes places his claim on sakura and she dosent want it.. she fights back when he drains her of charka i am real bad at summarys its real good plese read \LEMON WARNING/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Too Late reviews
edward dies and bella tries to cover up emotional pain with physical.but its not enough and she wants death. she goes to the voultri only to fall in love with Aro.and he soul gets torn in half...littrly. sry my summries suck
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Aro
Child Preview reviews
just a preivew konan was abused as a child saved by pein lives with akatsuk my summary sucks sorry im gonna put mor than just prievew up soon untill than sorry and this is really short
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein
dark vs darker Cherry Blossom's reviews
sakura gone evil sasuke sead it wouad be good for her when he left did that plan back fire sorry guys im not good at summrys please read any ways it rocks rated m for lemons and limes in 2ed and father chappies
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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