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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, and Pokémon.

TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

-I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tear-filled nights.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.
-I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT.

If youve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'redButterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeBackToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band, ilurvedannyr, Gaara's weakness, Bethany (i change my name alot so lets just call me that), AlaskanWildflower, Shatteredsand, Mwto

95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, Bethany (i change my pen name alot... so lets just call me that),AlaskanWildflower, Shatteredsand, Mwto

If you think it's strange and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, Kimihaine, RubberDucky921, naruhina4ever101, Nanami Takashi, grumpyearthgirl1234, mwto

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0oTiEs?
'm 0 m' was your hero?
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings?
and rAcE iSsUeS were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!)), ClarinetWrathArineko (Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Gaara, Richie from Pokémon, Jeremie from Code Lyoko),kaleni of the sand(gaara neji saskue shikamaru naruto and toshiro), Uchihas1010hyuuga (Neji (Naruto), Aqualad (TeenTitans), Ken (Digimon) Ray, Gary, Falkner (Pokemon)),XoTentenXgurlXo101 (Naruto) (Neji), grumpyearthgirl1234 (Kiba, Itachi, uh... Dark(D.N angel, don't ask) Kaname (vampire Knight), and many more!!), mwto(kakashi, kiba, ash(pokemon), gaara, sasuke, richie(pokemon), carlisle, kyo(samurai deeper kyo), gohan(dbz), goten(dbz) and edward).

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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BUNNIES KICK BUTT

~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF!! So many people bash
Tenten to bits in many fanfictions and AMV's, it hurts me =( We seriously
need to change the rules!! Paste this into profile!! If we get to AT
LEAST 100 signatures we can show some people that there is fans of
NejiXTenten still out there!!Sweet-tooth15151515

Sign your penname here!!: Sweet-tooth15151515, Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, grumpyearthgirl1234, mwto

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?The Inuzukas, Konohas 11, Sand siblings, Gai, Kurenai, Asuma, Kakashi, Minato, Kushina, etc.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema KibaSaku MinaKushi ItaHana HiashixTsume

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? no

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm for PS3, Naruto Ultimate Ninja Heroes for PSP

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Kiba. we are both playful and love dogs, we are only a year apart, and i have a female dog for akamaru.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?NaruHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Both

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Kurenai. They all rock!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I have my own theory.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? What theory. It's already been told that they are father and son.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Zetsu. Idk why, just do.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YES!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No

17. Sub or dub? Don't really care.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro.Like her better in shippuden, but is making me mad lately.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny and freakin awesome!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes, but I still have my theories.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Weird and ugly, unlike Lee somehow, but they are both freakin hilarious!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara, since he already looks like a girl. Naurto in second then Neji in third.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome ? Awesome! those who dis him, go be eaten by ravage demons.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Gaara. By being super happy and playful.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yup.

27. Do you like lemons? No, but I tolerate them if added randomly.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My brothers kinda do.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Don't know what it is.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Heck yes.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No :(

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yes.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes just to see why Kakashi likes it so much.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No and never did. I know who the true leader is.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I've drawn one.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No. He doesn't even look sexy until Shippuden.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes. Many.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes. (blushes)

I put this one on because half of the things on here are true

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug. Crazy is when you forget your real name after being called Deidara for the past week(Don't even start with me xD), crazy is when you say optumus prime is hot just because you are talking about him(i do not really think this), If you're crazy copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.(It's SO obvious)

"A ninja waits until the dead of night; when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." --Copy and Paste this into your Profile if you are a Ninja!

paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NRUTARD AND DONT GIVE A DERN WHAT PEOPLE THINK! SO THERE!

I support the rights of same-sex marriages, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe that half of what you say/write/think doesn’t come out right and is complete stupidity copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you. :)

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This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl,ScAReCRoWLuVR,mwto

If you think Sasuke looks like a chicken copy this to your profile.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Stupid Racist People...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a girl!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Think of what you're doing to children or babies if you gt an abortion, how can a mother do this...

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

~FREINDS~

Were the friends who trip in the hallway just to get the CUTE boy to notices us. Then end up breaking our noses.

FRIENDS: Lend you there umbrella BEST FREINDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story..

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

A super awesome song below:

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), mwto(USA)

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.--( You vocabulary, reading skills and Imagination increases too_)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can think of at least one person you would like to push down a well (Karin counts), copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. (It all stated...when I was born...and dropped on my head. Still sane, though, people!)

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile. (What do you think I'm pretty much doing now?!)

WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, Kashira358, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, candyluver, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, mwto

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (as long as its in a movie or cartoon though)

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TurotTrainer,kpizkool, BubblesBoo, SukiraOfTheLight, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948,Hinarulover, Princess of Blah Blah Blah, mwto

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it holds the universe together

paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NARUTARD AND DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK

If you think Sasuke's nickname is "Captain emo f'cktard" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you trip on air copy this into your profile!

If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow,Hinarulover, Jasper Whittlock Luver, mwto

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters ((in no order)) and answer the questions!

1. Kushina

2. Kyuubi

3. Hinata

4. Zetsu

5. Kiba

6. Temari

7. Shikamaru

8. Hana

9. Gaara

10. Neji

11. Itachi

12. Kakashi

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

I read one with them as a pairing within it.

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No, but is cute.

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Lucky Kakashi's a dog person, the Inuzuka clan might approve.

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, many.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

WTF!? HECK NO!!!

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hmm, NejiKiba or GaaKiba. Choices choices.

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Poor Shika's IQ would drop to negative numbers.

8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

He knew it was wrong but he couldn't help it. He not only wanted to protect her,

but he wanted to hold her in his arms, and keep her all to himself forever.

9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?

None.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Two geniuses, one lost love.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Kushina get's caught by the Akatsuki as a hostage.

Zetsu is put in charge and they end up falling in love.

12.)Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

het? This makes no sense.

13.) Does anyone of your friends read, write or draw Eleven?

No, sadly.

14.) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

I don't think so.

15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?

"This is your fate!"

16.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight, which song would you use?

Outside my Window

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Probably T.

18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"It must have been fate for us to meet"

19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"They have never even met."

20.) How emo is Seven?

None

Body: Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of crap!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse.

And if you have an ounce of pity in you for Auroura (the little girl),

and you hate child abuse with a passion,

just repost this

if you dont repost this you're a lazy, cold hearted person

If your against child abuse, paste this on your profile.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! DeBold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs( this IS True :(...)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (the shoes looked the same)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark! You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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Twinkle by fabled wings reviews
"I'm alright now, you should be alright too."
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/9/2012 - [IV/Thomas A., Rio K.] - Complete
Flakes by fabled wings reviews
Set a few months after the WDC. Rio, IV, and a conversation by her bedside. Doesn't take in account any of ZeXal II.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - IV/Thomas A., Rio K. - Complete
Take Care of You by ghfann5 reviews
set last year, around the time Sam finds out she is pregnant. Random LuSam friendship one-shot
General Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Lucky, Sam M. - Complete
Ace Attorney Request Drabbles by Icypixie reviews
All for you. These drabbles can vary in pairing and genre depending on what you give me. Give me a pairing and a song and I'll write a drabble based on that. Just make a review with what you want.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kay F., Miles E.
Drop your shield , Lonely Knight by Icypixie reviews
The lonely knight raises his shield, but she may make him drop it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Miles E., Kay F.
Love in a Memory by Icypixie reviews
A photograph, a message, and a memory
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Miles E., Kay F. - Complete
The Proposal of the Tortoise and the Hare by SamCyberCat reviews
After having been in a relationship with Kay for such a long while, Edgeworth was finally wondering how to go about proposing to her. Edgeworth/Kay.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Miles E., Kay F. - Complete
Like a Walk in the Park by xxhikari E reviews
AU. The students of Shiniko High School and Takatori Academy are arch rivals. An over summer cruise is set out to change that. Sakura x Kiba. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,291 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
Fall for You by Near-to-Tears reviews
A tiny little one shot I did a long time ago. Cutesy NaruHina :3 Very slight sexual reference.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Crimson by Tilunar reviews
Short one-shot. Sasori remembers when he first met Sakura. For eleven years he aged since the day he met her, yet she remained the same.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Rin's tragic death by blackwolf-devil reviews
We heard the story of Obito, and it was one we could never forget. We know that Rin died.....but we've never been told the cause! Haven't you ever wondered what exactly happened to her! THIS IS IT! The secret of her death has finally been revealed! R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Rin, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Boy Next Door by sunaprincess7 reviews
Living in a one bed-roomed flat surrounded by two exceptionally good-looking guys on either side isn't as much fun as Temari thought it'd be. Especially when one's smart, funny and sweet. And the other's shirtless. Shika x Tema x Hidan. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Reincarnation by The Obsessive reviews
very short. slight juugo x sakura, its a birthday present to myself, because lets face it; we need more Juugo on here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sakura H., Juugo - Complete
Naruto Idol by Okamidragon reviews
Team 7 gets sent on a wild Mission, Protect the judges of American Idol, and what does the Akatsuki have to do with this, and will they be able to handle Simon Cowell? Only time will tell. Please read and review. Chp 12 is up. This is so fun!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,910 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009
Who Needs You? by blackdragon333 reviews
Gaara is ready to become Kazekage, and in the Mist village, Kioko is working towards Mizukage. But Kioko has a secret, and when their paths cross, Gaara discovers it. Suddenly, Gaara finds himself protecting Kioko from the very village that raised her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Gaara
Eternity by AlysiaStorms reviews
Defeating Pein, the gods convene and realize Naruto is to weak to take on Madara alone as fate would have it now. One was supposed to aide him, but now will be to late with redemption to do so in time. So they send him the one ally who can... His father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,297 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Forever My Hero by everything but nothing reviews
Sad 9/11 Naruto/Hinata story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Meant To Be by existence555 reviews
Tsunade gets drunk and starts coming onto Jiraiya. What is he supposed to do? JiraiyaxTsunade oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Kissing You by Demoness of Evil reviews
Set before Naruto is Born. He always ask her for a date, but she's always busy. Will she make time for him now? Oneshot. MinatoxKushina. -was titled Dates For Kissing, but I changed it.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Temari's Weakness by NaraTemari011 reviews
-AU- Temari is your average girl. But every girl has a weakness, and you'll never guess what Temari's is: love. ShikaTema songfic, oneshot. Rated T for the use of the word 'damn'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Return Note by RavenUchiha reviews
Naruto finds and reads Hinata poem of him. How will he respond?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tender When They Love You by InosBane reviews
Shika/Tema Family for RamaChan's contest
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Barbie and Ken by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
My entry for Ramachan's new competition on DeviantArt!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Heaven Sent :Itachi Oneshot: by Tobi the Hubcap Thief reviews
A look into Itachi's past;Mild hintings of KisaIta,ItaKisa,Kisame x Itachi,etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Secret Family Jutsu by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto. Kushina decides to share a jutsu that her older brothers taught her with Minato... Minato rather wishes that she hadn't. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Sugar We're Going Down by hypheniated reviews
If it wasn't for Hana trying to shove the stupid sugary blobs of dango down his throat, Itachi would have never kissed her. ItaHana.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Brilliance Hidden in the Clouds by kawaiichiisaikitsune reviews
AU. Shikamaru Nara is secretly a genius composer. Neji is an impassivce pianist prodigy in need of a piece. When he finds one, it's no surprise Shikamaru's linked to it. ShikaNeji preslash/friendship, however you choose to see it. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Someone I Thought I Hated by The Only Love For Soujiro Seta reviews
Summary: Naruto’s popular and Kiba’s a nobody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Probably Not A Good Idea by xxPanda-chan reviews
it started as a bet and an accident...oops : DEIDARAxSAKURA SASORIxINO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
scavenger hunt by mari-ness reviews
Have you ever wonderd how temari got her summoning? Or what she was like when she wass little? rated k
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Temari, Kankuro
You Belong With Me by ToTaLy-WeIrD-aNd-PROUD reviews
This is one of those what-ya-ma-call-it's, with the song. So, Naruto's going our with Sakura, but does it end that way? Honestly, this isn't my best, and it's a tad bit rushed, but I like it. :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
One More Question by AcGap reviews
What do you think about me then? Fluffy One Shot Shizune x Kakashi Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Shizune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Dango! :ZetsuTobi: by Tobi the Hubcap Thief reviews
Zetsu wakes up from an afternoon nap to find that Tobi is making dango,and decides to assist him. ZetsObi fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Do you? by RavenUchiha reviews
Hinata writes out her feelings and frustrations about Naruto on a sheet of paper.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fancy by hypheniated reviews
It is Sakura's fifth birthday, and all the presents seem pointless items until she picks a very adorable, red-haired jade-eyed five year old boy as her present. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
I'm Already There by Uzumaki Fenix reviews
ONESHOT... While Naruto sleeps, someone is watching over him...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Wait for Me by Uzumaki Fenix reviews
It has been thousands of years and Naruto is finally going to join his friends in Paradise. But when he gets to the world before Paradise, he is surprised to see that his friends have been waiting for him... ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kiba twitch by Angel of Randomosity reviews
a really random paper i wrote while stuck in history. read on dear viewers.. you ain't seen nothin' yet..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Kiba I. - Complete
You Belong With Me by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
-AU- She didn't get it. She was right in front of him, ready to offer him the world. Now if only he could open his eyes... ShikaTema Rated T for a small bit of language. Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Sasuke by BlueViolet122 reviews
hey this is 10 ways to annoy Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Talk by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, modern-era, non-ninja, pre-Naruto, spoiler-lite. Another one-shot follow-up to "Seasons". "...There's a girl in your room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
His New Vice by aGreatPenName reviews
He really liked the fact that he didn’t have to worry about killing her. JuugoxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Juugo, Sakura H. - Complete
Kushina as Giselle by Gothic Dancer reviews
6th Naruto Disney Princess story. Kushina is a fairy tale princess thrown into modern-day New York City. She's sure she wants to go home, but the man she meets in this strange world may change her mind later. MinatoxKushina PeinxKonan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Shine for Me by ivy-tsuta
Little cloud, I love you. We will be together for all eternity. From a mother to her son. Naruto, Kushina. Oneshot, Poem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
You belong With me by Axiiizdabestt reviews
Gaara and Skaura have been friends since kindergarden Gaara is dating Matasuri Sakura writes a song and sings it hoping Gaara gets the point Gaara ooc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Moonlit drama by BraeBrae Baby reviews
When was the last time I held you all through the night? Feels like a zillion years and I don't wanna wait more. To find you is to lose you, What is that for? Dedicated to solarwind06. KakashixShizune
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
A day of wonderful stalking by MiZZ QuEEn KOnG reviews
Itachi and Kisame are bored as hell! So they decide to stalk Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
40 little stupid things by Owner of Gaara's soul reviews
NOTICE FOR REGULAR READERS CH10! Yes this is strictly humor, randomness and stupidity... and...GAARA! this has Gaara in it! So read like your life depends on it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/16/2006
Friend of a cutter by MiZZ QuEEn KOnG reviews
This is a poem for Naruto cuz susuke is emmo! plz read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008
What do you think of me? by ANBUShizuka reviews
Neji and TenTen are training like normal until Neji stops to ask TenTen about what she thinks of him. Is it what he thought? NejiTen ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Silver haired Lining by Stephanie8D reviews
What's a man who is used to sneaking around to peak on and chase women to do when he becomes the prey, Konoha's Council decides it's time for Jiraiya to have an heir. Jiraiya caught? Some mild language and mild nudity, sorry no lime or lemon, just fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Ino Y., Jiraiya - Complete
I Love Halloween by blackiecatty reviews
Halloween and Naruto is going as a fox…of course. But he’s been being kissed by a mysterious girl in a wolf costume…who is she?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Persuasions by Helike reviews
She wants him to understand her, but he doesn't. He wants her to understand him, but the things that are obvious for him not necessary are obvious for her. And in this way the discusion started. Spoilers for the chap. 367. Oneshot. MinaKushi obviously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Hyuuga Tenten by Higura Natume reviews
Tenten has fallen in love with Neji. So much that she writes Hyuuga Tenten all over her Notebook. But when that Notebook falls into Neji's hands what will happen? OOC for Tenten, nejiten stay away nejihinatards! This is a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
In the Know by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She's not a good seductress by any means, but he's more than willing to lend a hand. [KakaShizu][Happy birthday, Kakashi!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
The Bug by tooka reviews
Kakashi and his students are watching TV at his place, until something unwelcome comes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Sky is Crying by mitsukai reviews
Kiba hates the rain for a multitude of reasons. But when he finds Sakura crying in the street, maybe he can learn to love in the one thing he hates the most. One-shot, KibaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2007 - [Kiba I., Sakura H.] - Complete
And He Never Knew by blackiecatty reviews
He loved Sakura. But Hinata loved him. And he didn't know. Did he? poetry. NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Most Eligible Bachelor by A very odd fellow reviews
The Elders were quite proud of their ruling, having dug up an ancient law in order to prevent Hinata from contaminating their clan by marrying the demon, Naruto. Unfortunately for them, Naruto wasn't randomly given the title of 1 unpredictable ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Umbrella by FabledOrange reviews
[Team Yondaime Centric: Kakashi Gaiden] It was that time of the year again, and they meet up in front of the usual place. [KakaRinObito]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Torune, Rin - Complete
Naruto Theme by finder77 reviews
I wrote a bunch of lyrics to the theme of Pokemon... Naruto style! If you know the pokemon theme song, it makes sense.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Left to Ponder by One Who Rides On The Wind reviews
He always thought he wasn’t good enough for her. What he didn’t know was in her view, he was perfect. [Kakashi x Shizune, drabbleish, charactercentric wise, slightly angsty maybe?]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
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Tower Academy: The Mystery of the Zeltecs reviews
The story is about four young trainers in their first year at the Pokemon Academy-Tower Academy. They must survive not only homework but the enemies that lie in the school as well.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,650 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Buizel/Buoysel, Eevee/Eievui, Smeargle/Doble, Rotom
Naruto's Pokemon Journey reviews
Another Naruto Pokemon cross-over. Pretty much they were born in a pokemon world and aren't ninjas. None of the pokemon characters exist either. Naruto starts his journey, my summary sucks so just read. Please Read. Rating may change.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Vulpix/Rokon, Naruto U.
25 Days of Zexal reviews
This is a challenge on Tumblr to write a fic for each day of December so here's mine. The theme for the day will be the chapter's title.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012
Maid! reviews
Hinata is Naruto's maid. What will happen between them. Very short and random.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Modern Day Romeo and Juliet reviews
Some of the Naruto characters in a modern day Romeo and Juliet setting. Rated T to be safe. Characters deaths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete