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Hello people!! For those of you who enjoy my stories and want to know a little bit about me...well youve come to the right place!! My name is Jasmin C. (srry, no last name, cant have stalkers!) I live in manhattan and I go to school in Mott Hall (weird name right?) My favorite color is Purple (purple is sexxy!!) and I am in fact a twilight obsesser. My birhday is on March 5th every year, for those of you who might happen not to know dat. Favorite movies include Twilight (of coarse) NEW MOON!! (double of course) and Titanic (ahhh...the classics). For those of u who agree with me, I am very funny and fun 2 be around, (but u wouldn't noe dat unless ur 1 of mii friends.) SO yea pretty much covers the basics, and I will in fact write more soon! Ohh wait!! I remembered sumtin else about my self. I love music!! Yes I do! My favorites(currently) are well...idk... I like a lot of things. Now wait, I have favorites!! I love all Lady Gaga songs, idc wat people say about her, I like her songs! Also, I like all Beyonce songs (who doesnt). But my favorite books are Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. I told u Im a Twilight obssesr didnt I? And Stephenie Meyer is my favorite author. U noe y don't u? YUP!U GUESSED IT...TWILIGHT SAGA. Well ive written enough...BYE!


Im going to make my personal stats easier to read (instead of one big paragraph...)

Name: Jasmin C.

Favorite Color: Purple (is sexxy!)

Birthday: March 5th

Favorite Book(s): Twilight Saga, Vampire Academy Series, I Heart You You Haunt Me, 13 Reasons Why

School: The Mott Hall School

Favorite Movie(s): New Moon, Twilight and Titanic

Music: Lady Gaga: Bad Romance, Love Game, Just Dance, Money Honey, I Like it Rough, Pokerface, Papparazzi Beyonce: Crazy In Love, Sweet Dreams, Get Me Bodied, and alot more which I cant remember. Daft Punk: One More Time Sisqo: Thong Song Sleepy Rebels:Unbelievable (I am Jen Remix) MICHAEL JACKSON: ALLOF THEM...RIP!!

Favortie Author: Stephenie Meyer (Duh!!),Richelle Mead

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
Ed-men

If none of you have guessed... I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN! Do you believe there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere? I DO! Its funny becuase sometimes I fell like he watches over me and protects me like he does with Bella. I sometimes wonder if that's why nothing bad ever happens to me or to anyone I love. It concerns me...

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

Write 12 of your Fave Twilight characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1.Alice Cullen
2.Emmett Cullen
3.Renesmee Cullen
4.Edward Cullen
5.Bella Cullen
6.Carlisle Cullen
7.Rosalie Hale
8.Jasper Hale
9.Jacob Black
10.Charlie Swan
11. Renee
12.Phil

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? They've been in a story together, but not so much

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Are you kidding me? Very, very, hot!!I envy Bella!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Not possible, (1) theyre both boys (2) jasper is a vampire

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Actually, yea, a story called The Fight

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Maybe, Carlisle is organised, Emmett is crazy, and opposites attract!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? I have to go with 5/9 because if Edward was never alive, they could work, but Bella and her father, noooooooooo!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? Lets spare the details...Rosalie will kill Phil and give Emmett a concussion ((if he could get one))

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Its some grandpa/granddaughter bonding day!! What will happen?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Well maybe, its Alice and Jasper

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. - Tragedy

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? – Well there would be no plot really, just tell Edward Bella wants to switch mates with Alice for a day.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? – Absolutely not!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? – Nope, well not that

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? – Nope, but i would!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? – It has to be Charlie! Well, maybe "freeze sucker! youre under arrest for giving me great passion, your turn!" LOL

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? – I dont know maybe "Soldier" by Destiny's Child

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? – WARNING Alice gets her hands on Carlisle and Phil!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? – "Did it her hurt when you fell doen from heaven beutiful?" LOL! CHARLIE SAYING THAT TO EMMETT!!

19. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)" Alice and Rosalie are in a happy relationship until Rosalie runs off with Edward. Alice, brokenhearted, has a hot one nigh stand with Renee and a brief unhappy affair with Phil, then follows the wise advice of Bella and finds true love with Renesmee.


98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consective minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock, Sunshine0235, Apollo3663, 4everdominicana.


You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

(I feel so stupid...but when it comes to me, its VERRRY natural!)

Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms:

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901


Interesting and insane (like me) laws:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)

It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...)

It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Whoever passed this law was obviously half-asleep.)

It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. (Hmm... that has potential. Oh, Natasha...)

It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (Oh great. Looks like we'll have to wait an extra hour to have lunch then.)

It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (In that case most of the world should be locked up in prison.)

It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (I'm sure we'll all be thinking of our stomachs when the building's on fire.)

It is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle. (Excluding all else, who'd want to have sex on a parked motorcycle?)

It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. (Makes sense if you think about it, but on first impression...)

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. (This might be better off in the "Only in America" section.)

It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (A pity. That's a novelty I'd pay money to see.)

It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (Strange, but not illogical until you take into account that there is no coastline at all in the state in which this is a law...)

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. (AHH! HELP! FIRE!)

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Whoever came up with this? We should give him a Nobel Prize for such a masterful logical conclusion.)

A few annoying stereotypes: Bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Well, that's between them and God, isn't it?)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after h

eating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

I felt sad while reading this!! :'-(

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left, would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'Your're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want, you I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die.'

if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.


If you randomly quote Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of teenagers do drugs, If you are part of the 8 percent who do Twilight instead, copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of teens would have an mental breakdown if someone told them they were freaks, if your part of the 2 percent who would say "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile

If sometimes you make up those percentages to get your point across then copy and paste this to your profile

When you get caught looking, just remember, he was looking back.


You know you're obsessed when:

1. Someone says the word car and you say, and I quote(obviously), "Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porshe."

2. You keep your balcony door unlocked at night, waiting for Edward

3. You pull all-nighters to read fanfics

3. Too many more to name, I'm sure my friends are so sick of me by now they could name a few

92 percent of kids come from broken families, if you like COOKIES, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you had a choice between human and vampire, and you would choose vampire, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are madly in love with a Twilight or HP character(preferably twilight) copy this on your profile

If you are alive, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are dead, copy and paste this to your profile

If you screamed over watching the Twilight trailers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're absoPOSIlutely in love with Edward Cullen until no other guy can even come CLOSE to him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your dad thinks you're mad for falling in love with a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you won't let ANYONE team Jacob touch your Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've told your parents you only want a 911 Porsche Turbo in YELLOW, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've screamed at someone who told you Edward was fictional, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly search the roads for a silver Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you scream "EDWARD!" when you see that Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream about Edward appearing in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, honey; I don't live to please you.


You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.


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The Misadventures of Bella and Emmett by Ninja.At.Heart reviews
Emmett wins the job of baby-sitting Bella. But he gets bored quickly. Emmett chooses to have a little fun with Bella. Will Emmett regret his choice? Will Bella survive without a scratch? How will Alice and Edward react to emmett's choice. Attempt of humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,373 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Bella's Thoughts by HDCullen reviews
Run to Rome, Peru , Egypt, Switzerland! Why? Because Jasper , Alice , and Emmett are picking on Bella in her sleep. Story better than summery. R&R. Please. Funny beyond belief.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare with vamps and a human! by momorocker44 reviews
What will happen when Bella gets tricked into playing truth or dare with her vampire family? You'll have to see! I know the summary is lame but plz read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Cullens Adopt a Kid by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Its pretty much what the title says. Then Cullens adopt an human kid. What will happened? First fan fic so please give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 65,770 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare with the Cullens by AvrilSays reviews
Truth or Dare with the Cullens. My very first humor fic...in which Alice's clothes get ripped up, Rosalie's car is painted hot pink with neon green stripes, and Bella is the evil genius. Extremely OOC. R&R please. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Grown Up by VegitarianxVampire reviews
Sequel to 'Love Is A Funny Thing'- Anthony and Annabelle are 17, seniors. Annabelle had inherited Edwards charisma, while Anthony has Bella's shy nature. Annabelle is the head cheerleader, determined to make Anthony popular. But, will love crush her plan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,610 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009
Corrupting Bella by Emmett's-Luver reviews
What do Jasper, Bella, and Emmett do when everyone else is out hunting? Emmett desperately wants to corrupt his baby sister. All vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Breaking Dawn by letmesign172 reviews
What would've happened if Stephenie Meyer kept going? Loosely relative to Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tortured by crazylove95 reviews
Her whole life Bella has been put through torment. What happens to Bella to make her live with the Cullens. With haunting memories, and bratty girls how can Bella survive? How can bella and Edward be together when everything goes wrong? EXB eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,560 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Renesmee's New Life by RavenclawVampire14 reviews
This takes place a few years after Breaking Dawn. Nessie and the Cullens moved to a new school in Maine. Deaths, lawsuits, and the almost secret revealing accurs. Rated T for swear words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,554 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Prom Night by Jazz425 reviews
Its nothing even related to the movie! 'I kneeled to the ground and cried louder. I made my hands into fists and brought them up to my temples and screamed like I never had before. It was more a scream of frustration then anything else.' Read 1st! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,851 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
Dawning Sun by Pink Paramore reviews
Six years after "Breaking Dawn", Renesmee is nearly eighteen years old, and she is beginning to experience new feelings for everything: her family, her lifestyle... and a certain wolf.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen's rules by LittleClipper reviews
When Carlisle and Esme leave town for a few days and Renesmee is at charlies, the cullen teens decide to play truth or dare! what horrible truths will be disovered and what deadly dares will they be put up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Love Is A Funny Thing by VegitarianxVampire reviews
Bella and Edward have their 'first time' rated T- it's a 'fade the black' story . Soon after, Bella is feeling odd and has Carlisle examine her while Edward is on a solo hunting trip. What is her news? BxE. I'm not SM. STILL. R & R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,942 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost Moon by up2nogoodj5 reviews
NEW MOON IN EDWARDS POV... there are so many twilights in his POV and so little of new moon in his POV that are actually being worked on, i figured id give it a shot... PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,488 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Save You by bella c'ella luna reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and she lived the normal, vampire-free life that he always wanted for her. Now Bella's almost ninety and Edward is back in Forks for a final goodbye. This is a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 106 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Verbose Silence by Becky Sky reviews
I feel a sudden urge to hold him; to be sure he is real. For some reason he seems to be a fleeting gift of life, something that may not last forever. I stop running and stick out my lips in a pout. I know he’ll come to me. He always does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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There is always a Reason reviews
Ok, so a baby is abandoned on the Cullen doorstep, as they come back from a trip to Isle Esme. Renesmee remembers the baby from her past. Rosalie and Esme grow attached. What happens when they find out the baby's past and who sent him? After BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Twilight Chatroom Survival reviews
Things are now about to get a little freaky. Emmett and Bella make a bet, who can last the longest on a chatroom? The rest of the family joins in. Some unexpected people decide to join, and suprise guests. Who could they be? Lets find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Emmett