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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hey!! My name is Michaela, but please call my Clumsy - it's just more appropriate. I've sent a letter of complaint to Steph Meyer and asked for my Edward. I told her I'd settle for nothing less than RPatz himself, seeing as how I deserve him so much more. Plus i can top KStew's looks ... okay that's just wishful thinking.

Bella is a graceful ballet dancer compared to me. Which ultimately makes me the clumsiest person who ever had no grace and still walked the earth and therefor I'm a better cast for the role of Bella Swan. I would bring in all the talent and he could just stand next to me and look pretty.

I'm 23... and am utterly obsessed with fanfics. I'm an avid reader of all things twilight and harry potter, new fandoms might be on their way, because i recently discovered a reeeeally hot pic of the winchester bro's... Yes i like slash too. Yes I've even read an mpreg or two. Or maybe more.

I ramble a lot. I'm a pervert and LOVE smut, lemons, graphic details... whatever strikes your fancy. My prefered genre is Hurt/Comfort. I like to suffer through the characters of a story. Call me in need of a therapist. No news. I know that, that's what my friends are for, and fanfictions of course.

Another obsession of mine - yes i have more things i'm obsessed about, is the language english. no shit sherlock. I have a "word or phrase" of the day and i can feel a slight chill running down my spine when a man with british accent utters the word "ridiculous". It just so happens that Robert The Mighty one said that very word on some red carpet - thingy. Trust me not to have a clue which event it was, but still knowing the way the word sounded, rolling of his tongue.

please read and review, share your thougths, no matter what they are, and I'll share mine with you :)

Ohhhhh my dearest sister Noreia made banners for both of my stories!! please check them out!

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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10703 - Favs: 9,401 - Follows: 7,036 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5033 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
If on a Winter's Night by Touchstone67 reviews
One fateful, winter's night, Edward and Jasper's lives are turned upside down. Is their relationship strong enough to withstand the aftermath, or will they be driven apart forever? Rated M for sexual situations, language. AH J/E slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 556,342 - Reviews: 3537 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9253 - Favs: 7,502 - Follows: 7,677 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
The truth always surfaces by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
The long awaited sequel to Draco's secret! Harry has no clue what Draco did with him and Draco doesn't want to confess. However, one discovery forces Draco to admit what he had done. Will Harry ever forgive him? Slash, MPreg, Drarry Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,877 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Gasping for Air by Wolfenmoon1313 reviews
Jasper is a young man with a dark past. No one should have to survive the horror he had to endure. All he's looking for is a friend but he find much more than that...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 415,438 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6037 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 3,410 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chances Never Looked So Good by eifeltwr reviews
Bella and Edward met their senior year of high school, both liked each other but neither did anything about it. Nine years later Edward requests to be Bella's friend on Facebook. Can they get the second chance they both are craving?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,107 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wilting Rose by WinonaRose reviews
Harry was on his way to the Gryffindor Common Room when he heard a bloodcurdling scream emit from an unused classroom on the 3rd floor…. Non-con. Abusive relationship. HP/DM. Now rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,033 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4437 - Favs: 7,020 - Follows: 4,099 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Phone Sex Operator by tench11 reviews
When the only job opportunity comes along Bella Swan's way, circumstances make her take it. Too bad she can't talk dirty; worse, she's falling for a certain nervous, stuttering caller. We can't always get our way or get our dream job!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cowboy and The City Slicker by dtav reviews
Edward is a popular guy from New York. Due to a mix-up, he is forced to share his college dorm room with Jasper, a hick cowboy from Texas. How will these two boys get along, and will the cowboy teach the city slicker how to be a real man? Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,147 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi reviews
Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,553 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nova Cupiditas by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,594 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpectedly by edieswan reviews
He's 32, married and completely broken. She's 17 and a closet recluse. When Bella Swan finally breaks out of her isolation by getting a weekend job in a bakery and serves the broken man, they unexpectedly form a taboo yet beautiful relationship. ExB M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,169 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sucker Love by PlaceboLove reviews
When Draco Malfoy finds out that the Golden Boy of Hogwarts is selling his body to the night he gets out his wallet. HD in all its angsty loveliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,089 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chosen Chains by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. After two years of exile, Harry is summoned back to Hogwarts to speak with Dumbledore's portrait. Draco is summoned back to speak with Snape's at the same time. What they find in each other will be even more challenging. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 115,583 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Can't Fight the Stars by LMG reviews
Draco Malfoy had known what was going to happen to him on his 18th birthday since he was 5 years old. But damn, even he hadn't expected this. Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. -THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER OCTOBER 23, 2010
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,288 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Art of Breathing by midstormynight reviews
Edward is a single father trying to protect his son from the past and a future that could shatter their lives. Car trouble on a stormy night brings them to a cabin in the woods and the doorstep of the enigmatic Bella. AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ask Again Later by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM A drunken revelation by Harry prompts Draco to try and summon up his own missing paternal instincts in order to deliver the family Harry really wants. Long story short...he manages to make a total cock up of everything. RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bed side manner by LoyalSlytherinForever reviews
Au/ooc Junior healer Draco Malfoy is assigned a patient under going treatment for cancer. The man is in disguise and always alone, Draco is drawn to learn more warn slash/mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,789 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5682 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
A Woman Scorned Outtakes by Bella Baby24 reviews
This is a compilation of different POVs and book excerpts from “A Woman Scorned.” Rated M for language and Adult Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Events by Psycho Vampiress reviews
On hold for revision. When Draco's raped and ends up pregnant and disowned, he ends up out on the streets. Harry finds him and takes him in. MxM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Healing Touch by Digitallace reviews
After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin. Co-written by Arineat & Digitallace for hd smoochfest on LJ. H/D, EWE, M/M, - 5 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Falling by Aeromance reviews
Harry was falling, again. No one could catch him, but who would stand by him? Warning: One-shot, HPDM, explicit lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by super-sailor-saturn39 reviews
Draco wants to find out what's keeping Harry from talking. There's a better summary in Chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,938 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5348 - Favs: 6,849 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
State of Mind by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't have a hero complex, he just really wants to help. However, he gets more than he bargained for after rescuing Draco Malfoy from an isolation cell in Saint Mungo's... WARNINGS for sexual content and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fumbling to Happiness by mskathy reviews
ON HIATUS Bella is a single mom whose first grader, Rose, is being picked on by Emmett. When she meets and gets to know Emmett's dad, what she finds surprises her. Will be expanded eventually. AU-H, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Madame Scarlet's by Digitallace reviews
Snape and Lucius run an exotic brothel made of Incubi and Succubae. When both Harry and Draco turn out to hold the strain in their blood it poses some problems for the owners and for the boys. *Explicit content warning* DM/HP.HP/DM.SS/HP/DM so far
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,984 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Goodnight and Go by Digitallace reviews
Harry is tasked with bringing American convert Draco back to the Ministry for questioning and possibly imprisonment. But the moment he sees the Slytherin again, Harry begins to have doubts as to whether or not he can. Explicit content warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bleeding Dragon by IceQueenRia reviews
He's a Slytherin, he's blonde, he's arrogant, and they say he's cold and heartless. What they don't realise is, he's afraid, he's alone and he's bleeding. Can anybody save Draco Malfoy? HARRY/DRACO SLASH WARNING: CONTAINS SELF-HARM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5777 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
unbreakableBOND by NariNari reviews
Years ago a contract between the Malfoy's and Potter's was formed and now it's time for Harry and Draco to fulfil that contract. Hopefully a new spin on the whole 'Draco and Harry are forced to be together' thing. DMHP, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,770 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forgotten Not Forgiven by Digitallace reviews
H/D slash. Malfoy always did have an odd way of going after what he wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,967 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,056 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Coming Clean by can't.save.this.sinking.ship reviews
COMPLETE. Harry and Draco's purely sexual relationship is unexpectedly brought into public light at Hogwarts, setting forth a series of consequences that neither of them could have ever predicted. Harry/Draco, Blaise/Seamus, slash, angst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,879 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19435 - Favs: 12,161 - Follows: 5,566 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Burden of Memory by Digitallace reviews
Draco Malfoy has woken in muggle London, unaware of his name or his past. When Harry finds him he is healthy, content and preparing to marry a stranger. While trying to help Draco recover his memory, Harry falls in love with him and oddness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,179 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rivaling Affections by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash- Harry is coerced into offering Draco a job and bringing him into his home. When Harry finds himself warming to his childhood rival, does Draco return his feelings, or will he continue to resist until Harry gives up?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,900 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3331 - Favs: 4,681 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ink Me, Baby by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella and Alice head to Miami for a vacation, they plan to get something to remember their trip. But in sexy tattoo artists Edward and Jasper, they come back with much more. Chapter Fic. AH AU OOC. Dirty lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Expensive Disaster by Digitallace reviews
Non- Magical AU. D/H Slash – Written for my lovely Beta Alicia - Everyone in school wants to BE Draco Malfoy or be WITH him, he’s good looking, clever and aloof. But when Harry Potter starts at Veritas Academy, everything goes to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,171 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Healing by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Dark Fic.Harry can’t live with the deaths and mistakes of his past and drives everyone who loves him away. His life has become a challenge to seek out pain. Who best to supply said pain than his arch rival Draco Malfoy? Goth/Fetish/Bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,292 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veritaserum by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Divided by Digitallace reviews
10 years have passed, and Harry has been missing since the war. Draco wants to forget about a moment from their past, but will that still be possible when he takes a position at Hogwarts? Will memories of Harry haunt him there, or will it be Harry himself
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty One Shot. - Harry finds himself wanting the one person that is completely off limits to him. Draco Malfoy. Story begins immediately after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 398,027 - Reviews: 3737 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 6,684 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2615 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Animus by isolde13 reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort. But he did not leave the final battle unscathed. Into his life comes Draco, who's been working as a prostitute in Muggle London...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Love And Other Misunderstandings reviews
You fall in love at an early age. You marry. You grow up. Your life changes. What if the life of the person you love changes too - only in a different direction? Can you find a way to fix things, or will everything just fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Edward, Jasper
For Your Entertainment reviews
Lemony slash oneshot. Inspired by Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" simply put: smutty
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,967 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.