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Joined 04-05-09, id: 1890672, Profile Updated: 12-15-11
Author has written 14 stories for Twilight, Mansfield Park, 10 Things I Hate About You, Pride and Prejudice, Becoming Jane, Secret Garden, and Bright Star.
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Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 11842 - Favs: 11,959 - Follows: 10,239 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Thin Line between Love and Hate by jakeline reviews
A modern P&P with a Shakespearean twist. He said she wasn't pretty enough and she threw punch at him. After 12 years Darcy is back in Meryton and Lizzie still hasn't forgiven him.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,643 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9349 - Favs: 7,170 - Follows: 6,858 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Jetlag & Ugly Dresses by CafeAuLait reviews
Lizzie is a free-spirited jet-setting screenwriter wunderkind. Darcy is a neurotic CEO of an international multi-billion real estate business. Will she be his Manic Pixie Girl or Annie Hall; let alone stay in the same time zone long enough to fall in love?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,960 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 12/1/2007
When It Rains by everymonday reviews
It rains and it pours and he can think of nothing but Lizzy Bennet and the handprint she left on his heart. A story about loss, love, rain, and how the three changed William Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,475 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
Never Such Innocence Again by Chickwriter reviews
June 1918. "All alone, with plenty of money, and a house in Eaton Square? I can't imagine anything better." It came too soon for her, and now Lady Mary Carlisle feels nothing. Definitely AU and positively M/M.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,935 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
The Chronicles of Captain Craptastic by GhostOfBambi reviews
In this extremely AU story, set in the Muggle world, we see the Marauders as a group of crime-fighting, spotlight-hogging, fabulously-styled superheroes. No, seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Reasons Why by rushmore reviews
Lizzie Bennet, of sound mind and body, would like to explain her reasons why she hates Will Darcy the Village Idiot. Unfortunately, her crazy family is kind of getting in the way, and where the hell is her orange juice?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,020 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Knit 'n' Lit by Lia06 reviews
Elizabeth "Betsy" Bennet hates her name because she was named after Austen's novel. Mark F. Williamson is a world-renowned Austen expert who is not a "people person."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,486 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
I'm the One You Love to Hate by Juuromaru reviews
Liz and Jane are 1st years at College, Will and Charlie 2nd years. Their sisters are now their apartment mates. Mrs. and Mr. Bennet are now their pushy R.A. and her goofy boyfriend. Watch as Fate wickedly throws our favorite pair together again and again.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 208,580 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Space Between by everymonday reviews
A companion piece for Closer. Deleted scenes, alternate endings, drabbles, vignettes, pieces that I thought were way too fluffy for the actual story, etc.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
P&P BBC 1995 version Subtext by Lilouth33 reviews
Just a little piece of fun about the 1995 version of P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Pride vs Prejudice by Merenwen Calmcacil reviews
Lizzie Bennet was fulfilling her life's dream. She was a mildly successful country singer and her band, Forget Pride, had a hit single. So why did Will Darcy have to come into her life with his band, Dissolving Prejudice, and turned everything upside down
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,248 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 11/22/2006
Wickham's Close Shave by nuuial reviews
Before heading to Hertfordshire to enlist in the militia, Mr. Wickham decides a shave is in order...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Nobody Screws Up a Second Shot by non-damsel reviews
Persuasion. Cameron already has more than she can handle: no job out of college, a family that hates her, apart from one needy younger sister. And now, an exfiancé with a bestselling novel and a grudge. Maybe its karma. Or maybe its a 2nd chance
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,549 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Ancient History Deserves a Helmet by orchidvines reviews
Anne Elliot, professional pushover, freelance artist, and closet cynic is about to get her clean slate. If only a certain ex would agree to bury the hatchet. Or y'know, stop being such a douchebag . Persuasion, Modern-day! Rated T for language & completed
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,461 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Wanderings by Paddington reviews
Written on the premise that Jane was found by Rochester after she ran away.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,808 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Gravity by luckei1 reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Face Down by Greekchic reviews
Modern P&P. Will Darcy's dare was clear. Within 6 months, he needed to charm, date, and break up with Lizzy Bennet. What wasn't part of the dare, however, was falling in love with her. COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,761 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3920 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
If It Was You by attica reviews
The fabulous sequel to Basketcase. “Malfoy,” she found herself saying, and not very nicely, either. “I love you.” To which he then promptly responded by slamming the door right in her face. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,487 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We Learned the Sea: Deleted Scenes by luckei1 reviews
A series of missing scenes from the story We Learned the Sea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,336 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,185 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
More Or Less by non-damsel reviews
Kate Pierson and Adrien Mansfield have always been just friends. But this summer everything is going to change, for better or worse. Mansfield Park gone mad. Please R&R. COMPLETE
Mansfield Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,834 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
I Do Believe in Fairies by boyamiconfuzed reviews
If I write a decent summary then there will be no point in reading the story. It's funny, I promise, amusing at the very least. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Between Fidel Castro and You by Calais reviews
A fantastic, lovely story with modern twist. An unwilling Elizabeth the teacher and Darcy the shipping heir meet...will they ever get over their pride? Probably not. ....Must review.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,662 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Directors Cut by Hartabound reviews
Modern P&P. Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are actors working on a 19th Century film adaption, suffice to say all does not go according to plan!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,768 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Untitled by humor my lips reviews
This is the story of what happens when you let me take a run at the modern P&P. I can promise you a lot of twists and turns that would make you forget the grammar mistakes and keep on reading!... R&R COMPLETE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,597 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shine by luna leigh reviews
Beth's last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,246 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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No es otro fic de Orgullo y Prejuicio reviews
Breve introducción de lo que algún día podría llegar a ser un fic: Lisa odia Orgullo y Prejuicio, odia a Elizabeth y más que nada, a Darcy
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010
For No One reviews
Jacob piensa. Songfic que quedó como drabble, esperaba ser para A Beatle Contest
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
You Like Me Too Much reviews
Para A Beatle Contest. Ella piensa que es invisible. Él llega para demostrarle lo contrario.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Summer Night reviews
TRAD dontstealmyvitaminies Yo no acampo.Yo no trabajo en equipo.Sólo hago té para la-maldición-de-mi-vida Darcy.Pero cuatro días en lo salvaje me enseñaron tres cosas. SOY LA REINA DEL SPOTTO, Meat Loaf es lo mejor, y por úlltimo, amo a Darcy
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Muros reviews
Songfic con "Rasguña las piedras" sobre Bright Star, la película de la vida del poeta John Keats
Bright Star - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Engañosas Apariencias reviews
Bella parece ser una modelo hueca, súper famosa. Edward, un increíble reportero, re enojado porque lo obligan a entrevistarla a ella. Ella le demuestra que las apariencias engañan. Todos humanos
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
El jardín reviews
Para mi abuela, en memoria a su amado jardín
Secret Garden - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Colegio Mansfield reviews
no hace falta haberlo leído a Mansfield Park . qué pasa si tu vida fuera igual a un libro de hace siglos? el egocentrico henry, un ingles recién llegado saca de quicio a estefanía, una alumna callada que tiene mucho que decir summary completo adentro!
Mansfield Park - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009
Delegados, ¡las formas! reviews
¿Qué pasaría entre Lizzy y Darcy si ambos estuvieran representando un debate de la ONU? Las peleas rara vez son lo que aparentan ser... Orgullo y prejuicio moderno
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,705 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009
Mi querida Cassandra reviews
Una serie de cartas emails de una Jane Austen contemporánea a su hermana, Cassie
Becoming Jane - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2009
¡Odio a Edward Cullen! a k a Vanidad y obstinación reviews
T.H.Una banda de cuatro amigos. J se enamora de B y le pide a E que le ayude, que pasa cuando E no quiere ayudarlo más? qué hace que B y E se odien tanto? CAMBIE EL NOMBRE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Boludeces Twilighters reviews
Boludeces, idioteces inocentes, tonterías que intentan ser graciosas de nuestros vampiros favoritos! Entren, están invitados a la fiesta!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Te odio reviews
Mi versión del poema de Kat! Porfa, entren, lean y comenten!
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
El chico del verano reviews
Todos humanos.Cuando Bella vuelve de pasar el verano en Forks, le cuenta a Alice, su mejor amiga, lo que había pasado con un misterioso de apariencia perfecta.Ambas empiezan en otra escuela el año donde les esperan muchas sorpresas y gente que no conocían
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,639 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete