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Joined 04-05-09, id: 1890748, Profile Updated: 04-14-13
Author has written 15 stories for Legend of Zelda, Twilight, Misc. Books, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Mario, and Umbrella Academy.

Hello, and welcome to my page C: I haven't used this website in over 3 years now, but hopefully I'm back now. I finally have that creative spark back. And for those who didn't know me before I went inactive, here's some details.

My name is Andrea, and I'm a sophomore in high school. Reading and writing as well as photography are my favorite pastimes, and I enjoy music very much. It's a bit obvious I'm a Nirvana fan, haha. I also listen to anything grunge, punk, pop-punk, or metal. I'm over my little Twilight thing, but I'm leaving up my parodies for nostalgia's sake. I'm much more into Catcher in the Rye-stye novels c;

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Twilight 101 by Johnny Emm reviews
A bunch of songs I wrote about Twilight. Features re-writes of Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Metallica, The Offspring, Nirvana, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, and many more. Rated M for language and Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 44 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vile Beauty by Medea Ariadne DeMarchi reviews
Isabella Swan isn't human, or humane for that matter. When she moves to Forks and finds others different from the rest of her kind, Will she find her way? Or will she fall deeper into the darkness? ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,201 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella
The Unknown by AlphaHowler reviews
When Vlad is lost in a deep sleep, experiencing unimaginable pain, his friends and family along with a surprise visitor must find a way to heal him, while along the way discovering hidden secrets and new enemies they wish they had never met.IDONTOWNCOVT
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,739 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Vladimir Tod
Fun With Emmett: The Bet by Johnny Emm reviews
Jasper and Emmett have made another bet. But this time, Bella is going to be a victim. Rated M for language, themes, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Cullen Holidays by Johnny Emm reviews
How do the Cullen's celebrate the holidays? Find out in my series of one-shots for every holiday I can think of or remember. Rated T for language and themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009
Starlight by TwilightobsessedfanxoxoEdward reviews
Edward Mason is orphaned and sent to an orphanage. The same orphanage of Bella Swan, another orphan. They are soon best friends and everything goes great until a dark plot around Bella is uncovered. I am bad at summaries PLEASE READ IT IS GOOD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind the scenes with Resident Evil by EeveeHearts reviews
An insight to the real characters when they are off-screen. A pancake replacing Wesker? Sheva's voces changes? Outrageous. No spoilers until chap 4. Parody fic, so expect OOCness.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/30/2008 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
25 ways to annoy the Twilight Characters by SlightlyGayPirate reviews
just a bunch of ways to annoy the twilight characters. written while i had nothing better to do rated T just incase
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Way Bros Experimental Furniture Co by thexredxrose reviews
So...what if Gerard and Mikey...owned a...furniture store? An EXPERIMENTAL FURNITURE store. Craziness from the minds of myself and my brother. Enjoy : mcr my chemical romance
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011
Senseless Nonsense by Haveyouseenmyghost reviews
What do you think would happen if you prank called Wesker? Well, me and a friend decided to prank call random Resident Evil characters. Please review. Sequel's and such are going to be under the same title.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,068 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009
Buried Myself Alive by thexredxrose reviews
It was a good day, until they walked inside and found Bert sprawled on the floor, not breathing and for all intents and purposes, dead. Panic ensues as Quinn, Branden, and Jeph struggle to revive the newest member of the Used. tags: mccracken allman
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
For the Love of All that is Good and Watermelon by crazyperson17 reviews
Heres to randomness! YAY! Story about Edward and Bella and the ultimate evil... Watermelons
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
That Certain Thing Called The Boy Friend by entwined-in-a-web reviews
Heather decides that Whatsername needs a boyfriend! So she puts her on a dating show! TWINSIE DON't HURT ME! REVIEW PLEASE!
American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Whatsername - Complete
Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge by almostjaime reviews
When Edward leaves Bella. Bella is torn up and wants revenge.Then Bella meets a girl named Anonymous, and she gives her the chance to get the revenge she has hoped for.Will she get what she wants?And what is with the Vampire Worshippers? Full Sum. inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Edward Should Be Dumb! And Emmet Shouldn't Snort! by margaret.roger roger reviews
The first part of this story is on my friend allapologies account because i didn't know how to post stories on here so don't flame me because you think i stole it just go ask andrea she'll tell ya! oh, and i'm sorry this chapter is so short! .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
The Cullen Kids by SlightlyGayPirate reviews
How Esme and Carlisle should've found their kids xD Finchy94's idea not mine!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009
Sleep Stalking by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Isabella Swan, an average, clumsy, human girl, is stalked by Edward Cullen, an extraordinary, coordinated, vampire boy. Bella files for a restraining order, as he gets too creepy for even her. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Already Over by Flutemelody reviews
With Jasper in a coma, Bella finds her life going down hill fast. Will Jasper wake up in time to save Bella from her own death or will he be just a little bit to late? All human. Rated M for the dark theme and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,970 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Please Don't Take My Sunshine Away by emmettcullensvamp reviews
Ethan Scott Cullen. Ten tiny toes, ten tiny fingers; he's perfect. I gazed at the newborn baby boy in my arms. He looks so much like his father. I'm in this alone, this really is my life, I realize. He's all I've got. His father's gone and I'm broken.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,510 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Ouran Chat! by EverythingIsTroublesome032697 reviews
A chatroom of the Ouran High School Host Boys Woohoo! and plus two extra characters me and andrea in upcoming chapters they might not be in the chatrooms sometimes. well i suck at summarys so just enjoy and review woohoo -Starr-Chan
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Hikaru H.
In Death's Image by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Cold and analytical, Isabella Swan sees the world through shaded eyes, remembering what she can't forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009
Blizzards and Moonlight by EverythingIsTroublesome032697 reviews
Hikaru Finally finds out that Andrea Loves him and asks her on a date and she says yes! Story is so much better than summary so enjoy and review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Hikaru H. - Complete
Heartbreak Warfare by EverythingIsTroublesome032697 reviews
The host club are in the war and Honey is thinking about haruhi before she died and Starr my character and his best friend/crush ;p before he broke his promise i suck at summeries so just read it and review! Dedicated to my bestie allapoligies
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Twilight Saga by MissA540 reviews
The Twilight Saga as a parody. I am very, very random, so if you do not like this, I understand. But tell me, okay? Rated T cause I forgot whether or not I put swear words in there. Enjoy it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unconditional Love by Cullen089 reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went to Hogwarts? What if Hermione was one of the Cullens and Fleur Delacour takes a liking to her? I'm bad with summeries, sorry. The rating may change to M. WARNING: Femslash Hermione/Fleur
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Fleur D.
Fan Fiction Playlist by Johnny Emm reviews
Some fan fiction stories are just as good as the original story, and thus, deserve a play list as well. Rated T for language and themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY by LunaPadma reviews
Let's annoy the Cullens. And the Pack! LETS JUST ANNOY THE WHOLE POPULATION OF FORKS! Extremely random and totally hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009
Hunger Games Playlist by Johnny Emm reviews
A bunch of songs I wrote about The Hunger Games. Contains songs from Three Days Grace, Fall Out Boy, Alice In Chains, MIKA, Tenacious D, and Theory of a Deadman. Rated T for themes and language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Redbird by WhitePearl BlackOceans reviews
There's a story that is told in our family. I didn't believe it, until I became a teenager and changed into a Redbird.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Embry
Where The Wild Things Are by anythingzombie reviews
AU/OOC: Edward is a sixteen year old with deep affections for the new girl. But there’s something odd about Bella…something different, and Edward seems determined to find out her secret. But will the moon ever reveal her true identity? M for Dark Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,279 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jasper Babysits by BibliophileBoleyn reviews
The new installment in my Babysitting series. This time, Jasper is the Cullen babysitting Renesmee, and you know that funny things are bound to happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Butt Ugly Story by margaret.roger roger reviews
A story about a butt ugly monkey and his friend butt ugly doggy.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010
Total Randmoness by cherryicecream444 reviews
This is just one of my suckish fanfics. Because, it's official I suck at fanfics. anyway, I'll keep writing and writing. Summary inside. Review plz. Criticisms now welcome. :D JacobxBella.Rated T JUST IN CASE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Jacob, Bella
My Life In Question by almostjaime reviews
Edward is in a band with jazz and Em. On the night of their first gig, Ed see's a beautiful mystery girl that he is instantly drawn to. Little does he know, that mystery girl is Bella who has a band as well, and is just as drawn as he is. F-bombs!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,261 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
grapevine by Ferdinand with Flowers reviews
rumour has it; you ate your uncle at thanskgiving and your aunt at christmas ///Allison centirc///
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
The Jacob Black Parade by Johnny Emm reviews
My Chemical Romance and Twilight collide in my rendition of The Black Parade. Tells the story of Jacob Black from mid-Eclipse to mid-Breaking Dawn. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The End As We Know It by heart496 reviews
"Was this how it would end for us? After all, we can run and hide all we want but this is still the end of the world." Bella and other survivors must seek refuge from the growing horde of undead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,584 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unconditional by Angels of Twilight reviews
Sequel to Vengeance. Bella and Edward are married and everything is great until one hunting trip and a couple of unknown vamps turn their peaceful world upside down. Bella saves a life, but what else will be thrown at them? Will they make it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,355 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twilight Parody by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
N'est ce Pas by Striped-Tie reviews
You remember when you were a kid watching scary movies, and you’d jump at every bump in the night because you thought there was a monster? I bet Chris and Jill’s childhood was just like that. Only they’d do something about it… T for Language, no doubt.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Chris R., Jill V.
Alice In Chains by CodyRhodesFan reviews
Jasper wakes up to find out that he's been imagining that he and Alice Cullen are married. He's in a hospital and he keeps speaking about Alice. Carlisle wonders how did Jasper know about his daughter. Jasper/Alice. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,539 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
random conversations ending with twilight by chet101 reviews
When passing notes, somehow we always seem to end up talking about Twilight, collaborative effort with OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009
Emmett Gets A Job by SlightlyGayPirate reviews
Emmett gets a job and maccas. what will work be like? rated T because i know how disturbing things get at my work which this story is based on
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Emmett
Bring Me To Life by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
It’s the same every night, though… exactly the same. You’re used to it, you suppose. You’re used to the terror it brings, the pain, the fear… and mostly the loneliness. Bella's dreams in NM. TwoShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Who Won The War? by FirstMateBunny reviews
Emmett decides to erm... politely inform Jasper who won the war.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Summer Holiday Games by SlightlyGayPirate reviews
the cullens decide to play random games and so on...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009
To Write Love On Her Arms by anythingzombie reviews
AH/OOC - Edward Cullen just wants to help. Bella Swan wants the pain to go away. It gets harder before it gets easier. Can Edward save Bella before it's too late? Dedicated to the millions out there suffering. Short. Cutting/Suicide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Conversations by SlightlyGayPirate reviews
pretty much IM convos. What does Alice think when some strange person comes on, claiming to be her long dead sister? how does Carlisle help with the issue? why is there a crazy Jasper loving kid on there trying to steal Jasper? read here
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Obsession by Angelo Braxton reviews
Jackson is living a seemingly perfect life. The illusion is interrupted when eerie things start happening. Cocoons, relatives he never knew he had visiting, and nightmarish screams coming from the town hall. Jackson must solve this mystery or die trying.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Emmett and His Adventures by belmo18 reviews
What happens when a bored Emmett babysits the human? HE TOOK THE VOLVO! He's a Barbie girl? Edward had a blond moment? Lots of laughs and random Emmett moments. Read to find out how exactly Alice gets painted purple! Oh no. Emmett! My first fan fiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Emmett
A Fear of Elmo! by nelbyismasterofpenguins reviews
The title is enough of a summary. This is just random crap, so you'll love this story if you like that sort of stuff. Basically, Emmet has a fear of Elmo. Yes, the guy from Sesame Street. :P Please read and review! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009
Whats Happened To Safe Quiet Forks? by SlightlyGayPirate reviews
what happened to the happy cullens of Forks? why did Emmett name a Pretzel Kellan and call it his pet? How did Marlow make an appearance? Where did Jack Sparrow come from? Why is this so random? Dedicated to Kellan Lutz
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Fallen by bree.the.vampier reviews
Better summary inside! Edward is a bad vampire locked up in hell. Bella is an angel in heaven. Something drastic happens and Bella is banished to hell for eternity. They lock her up with Edward in a 'jail cell'. What does Edward think of his new cell mate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
Q? by HYPERchicadee reviews
Edward and Bella have the stupidest conversation in history.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead Hearts by Kelsers reviews
The flag lied as limp as death over the coffin. Her tears threatened to drown her, but she had to live. Because he still did. He followed her through every heartbreak, though his no longer beat. She wished for death over anything. AU Short Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Gotta Poop by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Edward has to poop really badly. Will he make it to the restroom in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009
The Frivolous Saga by Monkey Fighter Ninja reviews
An episodic tale in which Link & Zelda will partake in all sorts of humorous adventures.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2009
Insanity at Its Finest by 0041523 reviews
The night he watched her sleep, darker intentions crosses his mind. Darker intentions that he acted on. Edward falls off the wagon, and Bella pays the price. -:-AU/AV/OOC. Canon Pairings. Eventual ExB.-:- HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ebony by Kelsers reviews
The melody spun like silk, making a story of its own. The cherry-stained wood vibrated around him. Music convulsed, turning into black twisted shapes. A choked gasp pushed the dying notes away and bled into the silence. AU really dark Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward - Complete
Lil' Eddie's naughty Gel Pop! by 2randomppl reviews
Young Edward asks Daddy Carlisle about his favourite sweet, HILARITY ENSUES! Written by Monsoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Smarties and the 'Good Stuff' by nelbyismasterofpenguins reviews
One day, Emmet decides he wants to try to withstand human food, so he tries Smarties! Instead of eating them, though, he snorts them! Um, yea, this is my first Twilight fanfic. Story is better than summary. Just believe me on this one. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009
Deleted Scenes They Didn't Show You by LadyBugGirl reviews
There are things you didn't see on the DVD. When me and my friends, *ahem* VISITED the filming of Twilight, things got a bit crazy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
The Wizard of Oz by Rodmeister reviews
...as told by Holden Caulfield
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Comic Wonders by Have Socks. Will Travel reviews
Tsujiai is glad he never let Tateishi borrow his comics.
Ultra Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
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As the Leaves Change in Color reviews
A counterpart to a story by thexredxrose, unnamed for now. Gerard Way is all alone. His parents don't care, his ex Bert McCracken left, and Mikey is out, in search of his father. Will Gerard ever move on? Starts out Gerard/Bert, leads into Frerard -
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011
Like the Blade You Stain reviews
Vladimir Tod has never done a wrong to anyone. Never started any fights, never said anything out of line, never pranked anyone... But when an unknown enemy moves to his town, he knows something is up, and he has a feeling it has to do with him...
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011
EPIC FAIL: A Day in the Life of Some Band Nerds reviews
Something Shelby came up with when she was bored in 6th period. Involves saxophones turning into machineguns, trumpets into bombs, throwing clarinet players at an evil Algebra teacher, and dogs eating homework. Enter at your own risk... :D ONESHOT.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
Twilight on Windows Live! reviews
What do you get when you put all the Twilight characters on MSN? Total chaos, that's what. Here's my first Twilight entry on fanfiction, made up of total randomness. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 43,824 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009
Why You Should Not Trust Alice As a Babysitter reviews
You guys voted for it, so here it is. Sequel to Why You Should Not Trust Jasper As a Babysitter. More comedy, more randomness, and more Bert! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
Blood reviews
It was a horrible day at the hospital. It was a slick, rainy day, resulting in a ton of wrecks. But what will happen when Carlisle finds out Aro was one of the wreck victims? All human/Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
Why You Should Not Trust Jasper As a Babysitter reviews
Sequel to Why You Should Not Trust Emmett As a Babysitter. Pretty much the same plot, only this time Jasper is babysitting our beloved Nessie. Please enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella's Playlist II reviews
An idea that IOnlyDateEmpaths came up with. Part I is under her username. Bella decides to "educate" her family in her music taste by putting her iPod on shuffle and playing the first 15 songs that come on. Rated T for minor language. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella - Complete
Yoshi and Link reviews
Just a bunch of one-shots centered around our favorite Nintendo stars, Yoshi and Link! This is the first story I've ever posted on fanfiction, and I hope you guys enjoy it. Rated K plus just in case. :D
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Link, Yoshi
The Heroes of Forks, Washington reviews
The Umbrella Academy members are forced to relocate, due to the president giving them orders. Apparently, "it's already safe without them". But where do they move? Forks, Washington, of course! Twilight/Umbrella Academy crossover. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Twilight & Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010
Why You Should Not Trust Emmet as a Babysitter reviews
It's a nice day outside. The Cullen's are wanting to go hunting... but there's a small problem. Who's going to watch Renesmee? They volunteer Emmet to watch her. Chaos ensues. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Why You Should Not Let Emmett and Edward on TV reviews
Sick of Emmett and Edward arguing all the time, the Cullens volunteer them to work together on some TV show. Will they be able to work in harmony? Will their TV show be a hit? Will Emmett survive without his rubber duckie? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Silent Screams reviews
Just a short poem I wrote about the transition from a human into a vampire. My very first Twilight poem.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
The Twilight Cast Comes to Visit! reviews
One day, as I went to school, my friends and I discovered that the Twilight characters came to visit our school. The actual story is much better than the summary, trust me. Please read! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009
Edward Should Be Dumb, Emmet Shouldn't Snort Candy reviews
This is just random stupidity, so if you like that kind of stuff you will LOVE this story! Written by my friend Hoops and me. The title should be enough of a summary. Just read it. You know you want to. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
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