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Joined 04-05-09, id: 1890789, Profile Updated: 03-31-12

I'm Alice. I like a lot of things, which include but are not limited to: One Direction, Harry Potter, Janet Devlin, Glee, Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, Team Starkid, The Mortal Instruments, and Nerdfighteria.

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
A little love along the way by Gleehipster reviews
Abandoned. She's rich, she's famous and she has hot-shot actor Sam Evans as her boyfriend. In short, Brittany Pierce's life appears to be perfect. Except most of it is a lie. Warning: girl!peen Brittany/hooker!Santana, rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,548 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Blood On The Moon by jamiexh reviews
When werewolf pack mates, Rachel and Brittany, are forced to move to Lima, they find new challenges with living in a small town and love. Faberry/Brittana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Game Over by faultybooster reviews
Ron and Hermione have been separated for nearly four months and their sexual frustration is at an all-time high. Ron unknowingly presents a challenge, which Hermione takes to the next level, and Ron immediately reciprocates. Who will come out the winner?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Denial by ladyjess2004 reviews
Quinn is in denial about her sexuality, pursuing a friends with benefits relationship with Rachel. Rachel goes along with it until one day she snaps and shows Quinn who she really is.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Strain This Chaos, Turn It Into Light by monroeslittle reviews
"I'm Rachel Berry," she says. "I live down the hall with Tina and Mercedes." She holds out her hand to him. "I've been here for over a year. It's not so bad. But someday I'm going to leave and be a famous singer." AU. Finn and Rachel grow up orphans.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cats by deschanel10 reviews
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine. Hi. My name is Buttercup. And when Katniss falls asleep, I lick her toes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,114 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Santana Lopez Can, In Fact, Do Anything by leftlanden reviews
Santana plots to take Rachel's v-card. Complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Look at the Camera, Baby by Alice Inamorata reviews
It's hot. Rachel goes to Quinn's. Quinn is home alone. Quinn got a new camera. You do the math. Not suitable for cute little innocent young viewers. Rated M for extreme and explicit sexual content as well as not-nice language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Peeta's Honeymoon Survival Kit by Medea Smyke reviews
Co-written with Geeky-DMHG-Fan. What could Peeta possibly need for his honeymoon? Lord knows. Good thing he's got such good friends, like Gale and Finnick, to help him figure it all out. Rated T for innuendo and buffoonery. Mind yer retinas. P/K. Very AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Peeta M. - Complete
Can't Catch Me by A True Weasley reviews
Iggy remembers games of tag from when he was younger and relates it to the fact that the whitecoats seem to taunt him like he was taunted in that game. My first MR fic, please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max