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Author has written 25 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Faerie Wars Chronicles, Death Note, Kiesha'ra, Gakuen Alice, Ouran High School Host Club, and Fruits Basket.

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So... hey, guys.

This was abandoned before.

I don't really know if it still is.

I'm planning on redoing a lot of my old, and horrible, stuff.

That's really all there is to say, isn't it? I love to talk, but I'm a slow replier. Message me if you'd like.

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There, Inside Your Mind by violent darlings reviews
Artemis is a deformed genius living beneath the Paris Opera House. Holly is the elf he kidnaps to be his forever, but the LEP won't let them be so easily… Crossover with the Phantom of the Opera.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,201 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Playwitch's Top 10 Sexiest Wizards by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
When Playwitch comes knocking, 10 of Wizarding England’s finest step up to the challenge. Multiple Pairings: Ginny/Cormac/Romilda, Harry/Draco, Luna/Lucius, Remus/Hermione/Sirius, Bill/Lavender/Charlie, Fred/Verity/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,086 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P.
inferiority complex by violent darlings reviews
Graverobber, Amber, the alleyway. He's cold.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Graverobber, Amber Sweet - Complete
Clothed in Roses by NostalgicSchemer reviews
"You're at my house, comrade," Ivan said with a chuckle. "Don't you remember what happened last night?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Changing Autumn by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
"England, why do leaves fall?" It was some twisted desire. A desire to have you be disappointed in me. I desperately, like anyone, needed your disapproval...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wisteria by MissTeak reviews
Wisteria is like the sleeve of a maiden, lovelier when it is cared for." Kagome was abducted and brought to Gion, where she was adopted by a geisha house. Escape was not an option, until Fate throws a certain demon lord from her past in her path again...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 149,404 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
The Proposal by Asuka Kureru reviews
Toph has an offer for Iroh. Humor, post-series, one-shot, complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Toph, Iroh - Complete
Jigsaw by Eijentu reviews
Hourou Musuko/Wandering Son manga by Shimura Takako. Chiba Saori is a puzzle that Takatsuki can't quite figure out.
Hōrō Musuko/放浪息子 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Bittersweet by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
Yes, she likes the idea of thinking of herself as some sort of Anne Boleyn, the royal lover against all odds. But unlike Anne, she is not planning to get her head chopped off.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 55,049 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Jane, Aro
The Birds and the Bees by madjack89 reviews
A Fruits Basket April Fools' Day oneshot. Tohru asks Kyo an interesting question one day. What will occur in his haste to get out of answering her question himself? Read and find out!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Kyo S. - Complete
The Sensuality of Haruhi Suzumiya by superstarultra reviews
Probably the only romance where Haruhi is with someone that isn't even Kyon, Mikuru, Yuki, or Itsuki. Or in the Brigade. Or completely HUMAN for that matter. And, yes. CRACKFIC.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Invade the Internet by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
And the Fruits Basket characters discover chatrooms! Won't this be fun? -sorry I suck at titles and summaries-
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009
Bereft by GreenWood Elf reviews
She screams and the sound destroys her. Loosening the last rusty nail of sanity. Splintering the aged timber. The house collapses, wall by wall by wall. And in the cellar, the last of Merope Gaunt rots, curled in upon herself as the pain comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Merope G., Voldemort - Complete
And Then He Kissed Me by potterinu reviews
Chamber of Secrets. Harrys life has not been very pleasant so far. Magic didn't improve his life as much as he would have liked. Tom/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Innocence by Kari Kurofai reviews
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down . . . MattxMello part 7 for 100 themes
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Black and White by lillyroo reviews
Atticus ssings his own version of the song Fireflies by Owl City. This is a good song and this version is sad because Atticus trys to do something about the racism in Maycombe but is shot down.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
A Spot of Debauchery by CieloCrimisi reviews
Title says it all. Holly stumbles upon an unexpected scene. Read and find out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Alchemy by GoddessofDemise reviews
50ThemesChallenge What so easily turns to gold with the sunset, can morph again by mourning. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Holly S.
Wrapper Tears by Baying-for-the-Moon reviews
Why did she make the nice boy cry? Alice and Neville moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
Bumper Sticker by rainbowfish22 reviews
Leah logs onto facebook and finds a strange request from Jacob. Blackwater drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
A Spider's Beauty by GoddessofDemise reviews
Don't you want to play?" A look into the mind of a killer. Murder, death, and creepiness. First fanfic of this sort.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Holly S.
The Practical Joke War of the Summer of 1995 by Threepwillow reviews
Fred and George's demands for proof that Sirius and Remus are Padfoot and Moony lead to a full-scale war inside Number 12, Grimmauld Place. :::Remus/Sirius, Fred/George but it's not, really, it's weird::: NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,359 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Transformation by rainbowfish22 reviews
Fiyero had dated a lot of girls. Drabble.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Obsession by rainbowfish22 reviews
Renesmee liked to watch things die. Evil!Nessie drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Goodbyes by refloc reviews
It was a chaste kiss. It was a quiet kiss. It was an undemanding kiss, but it brought Holly's whole world tumbling down over her head. random oneshot AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Eye for an Eye by rainbowfish22 reviews
This was not happening to her. Leah drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Leah - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Evil by rainbowfish22 reviews
."I mean, what kind of person does something like this to their best friend?" Blackwater drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Scale of Sweetness by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Light has said repeatedly that he doesn't like sugary foods, but L doesn't believe him. L solves the problem in the only way he knows, he investigates. Just how will Light react to being force fed, and did L have any ulterior motives in his plan? LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
No One Ever Calls Me Just To Say Hello by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis complained that no one calls just to say hello. Then he complained when someone called doing just that. Fickle little genius isn't he? REVISED AND COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Achromatic by bittersweet-musings reviews
We'd all like a look into the brilliant Master Fowl's mind, wouldn't we? Turns out, it's not too pretty. Older Artemis. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Thoughts by Estelle Rabon reviews
Aro always thought of himself as too rational to ever lose his focus. But lately, a certain guard member has been distracting him... and now it's easiest for him to not think anything at all. Jane/Aro.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Aro, Jane - Complete
Defiant by rainbowfish22 reviews
Renesmee decides to tell Jacob how she really feels. Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Role Models by black4minister reviews
Reasons why the Marauders were such good role models for us devoted fans-a little mad humour-have fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Unintended Emotional Crimes by Annie789 reviews
Pretending to be Lily’s boyfriend for the summer would have been a lot easier if Remus didn’t secretly wish it was more than pretend. Canon-compatible RL/LE; features Remus, Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, and Snape, with cameos by the Blacks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Do You Lufffff Me? by Now Look What We've Come To reviews
One shot. Foaly learns something about letting Holly test his inventions. Attempt at Holly/Foaly fluff. R&R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
Stuck Together by FeudalGirl14 reviews
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru have the house to themselves for five days, but they get themselves stuck in a closet 10 minutes after their parents leave. What will they do to pass their time? Read to find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
SmartSheet Secrets by BlackWidowPretty reviews
H/T romance. I know, I know, a lot of people hate H/T. But even if do, please read this. Don't be so shallow-minded. I changed my friend's mind with this story, and you might just find that you like it. So please read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Drop It Like It's Hot, Miroku Style by Inu.my.homeboy reviews
Miroku's big pimpin. Oneshot song fic.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Miroku - Complete
Ordinary by rainbowfish22 reviews
The reason Renesmee had chosen Seth was because no one expected it. Seth/Renesmee drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Seth - Complete
The Second Species, or, Bella Grows a Pair by Salome Weil reviews
A slightly feminist take on the Cullens' return to Forks after "New Moon." One shot. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Hide Your Eyes by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Because a mother knows when there is something going on with her children, good and bad. Light/Sayu. Incest.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,234 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Intentionally Oblivious by Moonlite Knight reviews
Written for the 5 Times Challenge on FG: The five time Angeline Fowl pretended she did not see. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Angeline F. - Complete
Drabbly Things by Kelly Holden reviews
Collection of 100 word drabbles and strict variations from the lives of Artemis, Holly and their friends and family. Mostly implied A/H, some mild adult themes, unless stated otherwise belong to a single continuity. This update begins chapter 38.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Each Coming Night by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Years into the future, a wife is thrust temporarily back into reality on the anniversary of the day that she lost everything. Insane!Holly, Holly/Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Only for you by SunnyLupin reviews
A Snake's letter to a precious flower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Artemis Kissed A Fish by Holly25Trouble reviews
Artemis Kissed A Fish! O.o For my peeps on EC! It's Holly's birthday! This is going to be interesting! Just read it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
ShellShock by Tris'sLightningQuill reviews
CAUTION! BOOK 4 SPOILERS! When you're on your feet, it's 'Boom, boom, boom, keep punching, stay on your toes' No time to react, no time to absorb the horror going on all around you. It's only afterwards that it really hits you, in the dark, all alone....
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Holly S., Julius R.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Nothingness by Silver Pard reviews
“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L - Complete
Unfamiliar Walls by Opal Roseblossom reviews
In an attempt to hide Opal ventures a little too deep, only to find that her own mind is much harder to control than anything she has ever encountered.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Opal K. - Complete
Sick by Opal Roseblossom reviews
You’re sick, you know that? Do your little friends know that you want me? Or what about your wife? FoalyOpal
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Opal K., Foaly - Complete
Athena's Prodigy by justplainrii reviews
The life and times of L, from childhood to adolescence and beyond. Everything from the first meeting with Watari, to L's first case, heirs, and encounters with romance. Not everything will be as you expect, however...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - L, Watari
Flutter by Realilly reviews
The flutter of eyelashes because he isn't sure what this is. Poem Chix Verbil x Opal.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Opal K. - Complete
The joys of life by starburst27 reviews
Oneshot. Root gets locked in a closet.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Agreement of Terms by Zoicytes-Shadow reviews
We must never be seen together...A romance, of sorts. Surprise pairing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Opal K., Artemis F. - Complete
Pain and Pleasure by Janie Lust reviews
After that night, Artemis was not satisfied. Not nearly satisfied. But how can Butler participate knowing he is only hurting the boy he loves? Butler's POV, sequel to Delicious Pain
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Imperative by Dim Aldebaran reviews
For sins must be coaxed from the sinner by the saint who smiles... Abstracts with the Seven Deadly Sins & the Seven Virtues. Christmas fic for Blue Yeti. [Artler, dark, angst, nominated for Best Drabble, Best Line & Best Slash in the Orion Awards]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Too Lost in You by violent darlings reviews
Song fic to the Sugababes's 'Too Lost in You'. Holly muses on Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Holly S. - Complete
Antianeira by Dim Aldebaran reviews
He isn't there with his silvered words in a gilded time: she dies, and as she dies she dreams... [AngelineTimmy & AngelineOpal, dark]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Angeline F., Opal K. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Aquarium by Blue Yeti reviews
When the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. A fic for Remix Redux and 12LH. [TroubleHolly, HollyArtemis.] Warning, contains the sounds of a breaking heart. Also, contains fish.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Tales From a Far Away Land by Lli reviews
Collection of AF ficlets on all sorts of things, most of whom tend to be bittersweet. Newly updated le gasp! Jolliet this time, because I've always wanted to write them. Critiques always appreciated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
What Dreams May Come by Dim Aldebaran reviews
Artemis has some dreams... postEC. Who would have ever thought Freud may have had a few things right about what dreams meant? Perhaps they are not simply what one wants, but what one is. Features Clue, a masquerade, and some lovely scenery.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
So Beautiful by ArtysSexKitten reviews
Artemis asks Butler if he's beautiful, while the guard is dressing for work. From Butlers POV. Fluffy slash. R&R. Changed the title
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Artemis F., Butler
Moonlight by Catwithoutamap reviews
on a return from a very different mission having to do with Opal Koboi Holly and Julius realize something neither considered
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
The Nickel by Semine Midnight reviews
Named because my best friend wouldn't stop saying it. The title has no meaning. This is a HollyFoaly. If you don't like it, don't read it. It is meant to inspire others please?. Grub finds something out, and gets help. Read and review! FINI!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Foaly, Holly S.
Everyone Wants Artemis Fowl by Blue Yeti reviews
Everyone has a thing for Artemis Fowl, don't they? He's hardly given a moment to breathe, what with Holly and Butler and Mary Sue and Lobsters... A series of ten 100word drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Artemis F.
Adorabelle by Tie Kerl reviews
One-shot: A short, pointless story about what would happen if Artemis Fowl the Second built up an immunity to Mary-Sues...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
A Grubby Tale by Blue Yeti reviews
DEAD. A story about Grub Kelp, told from the POV of Grub Kelp. And I do know how pathetic the title is. Pretty much all about Grub, Trouble, and with a side order of Mummy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Trouble K., Grub K.
Hu Gardarn by Blue Yeti reviews
aka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Julius R., Grub K.
Freyr by The Book of Jude reviews
Because, eventually, everybody changes. But not always for the good. [Julius/Holly, Holly/Chix, darkfic]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003
The Lost Discovered by Blue Yeti reviews
After Root's death Holly and Foaly are assigned the task of cleaning out his office. They learn a lot about Julius that they couldn't see when he was alive, even though it should have been obvious.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Julius R.
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Restroom Adventure reviews
NOT a cliched- shopping trip-fic, but Akito and Hatori go shopping, and . . . well, interesting things happen. I thought it was funny. Answers a fairly important question. K for kute, and TWS should stop writing such Krappy fics.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Akito S., Hatori S. - Complete
The Skinny Lady reviews
An utterly angsty drabble about how the Fat Lady doesn't think she's so fat after all. I can't promise that it's better than the summary, that's just my opinion, but it is a bit more . . . insightful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - The Fat Lady - Complete
I Love You? reviews
A tale of confusion, love and a little bit of the snarky Holly and Juliet humor we love. This is meant to be a tear-jerker sorry. T for language and probable content. Jolliet. Pairing-Flames will be used to roast you alive. Real flames make me happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Holly S., Juliet B.
Normal Summer Day reviews
Just a normal summer day, during the years before Tohru, and before Hatori was a doctor. Ritsu s sitting off to the side, and just watching, and thinking. These are his musings. SLIGHT Ayame/Ritsu or Shigure/Ritsu
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Ritsu S. - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun reviews
That's all we really wa-a-a-ant, some fu-u-u-un, when the working day is done, woah, girls just wanna have fu-un, woah, girls just wanna have fun. Female Population/Haruhi, Tamaki/Haruhi father-daughter, and mystery pairing. K-ish, but I'm rating it T
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Condescending reviews
She’s really very , in a condescending way." A repeating drabblish one-shot about what a certian Sempai thinks about Haruhi. No specific Sempai, but I wrote it with Kyoya in mind. Easily K and rather fluffy, if I may say.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Not Alone reviews
Maybe I’m not totally alone." K plus . Hints of Natsume/Ruka.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Natsume H. - Complete
Not Again reviews
Danica Shardae Cobriana is simply relaxing, reading a nice book, avoiding other people's problems when, a nightmare strikes. Read at your own risk. Flames will be mocked. D/Z and MS/Z
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Falling Down reviews
They twirl as they fall; who knows where they’re falling?" Rated T for character death. Opal/Opal. Flames welcome, but will be torn apart by logic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Opal K. - Complete
No Youth? reviews
Artemis is visiting Holly down in Haven; just browsing the tourist hot spots. Not what it seems like. One-shot. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Poor Logic reviews
Because if he's Kira, a shirt is all it takes." Me, toying with one concept I never really understood. Neither does Light. Rated T for knife threats and topless men. All-dialogue. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/20/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mother and Son reviews
He wonders, is wondering if Qwan is right. How can he know? He is also wondering if himself is correct. What if she . . . Nothing was promised." No pairing, K rating, one shat.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
How Could You reviews
Blue/Pyrgus, what else? Actually a farly morbid and sad story. I hope you enjoy! Mainly everyone's reactions to Blue and Pyrgus in love, and getting married. Mostly drabble-y and varying points of view and way of writing. Did I mention chapter fic?
Faerie Wars Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Blue M., Pyrgus M.
Morons of Love reviews
A One-Shot. Holly has a crush. Guess who? SLASH warning- keep your "Holii'z srtaiit"s to yourself . And, what is this relationship's tragic end?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Holly S., Lili F. - Complete
Does She Never Learn? reviews
Short, awkwardly fluffy Blue/Pyrgus One-Shot. If you really squint, and look to the bottom, it's Blue/Henry. If you don't, then you Win. Rated "T" for Author paronia and repeated occurances.
Faerie Wars Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Blue M., Pyrgus M. - Complete
No Right reviews
A second-person point of veiw from Opal on a short conversation with Foaly. Totally innocent, but a little creepy. "You’re enemies. You’re supposed to hate each other. Oops, you think."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Foaly, Opal K.
Descent Into Madness reviews
Really, just a bit of insight into the world Angeline lived in . . . "“Mother?” A stoic, familiar voice said. Who was this? Why did he call me Mother? I didn’t have a son." It's a little confusing, but she is mad.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Angeline F. - Complete
Compensation reviews
Incest. Slash. Maybe I should up the rating . . . Either way, just a little romantic scene between Grub and Trouble. There's some back story, but it'd be random if there wasn't. Nothing too bad . . . two kisses. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Grub K., Trouble K. - Complete
50 Themes Challenge: HollyJuliet reviews
Flying home, Holly realized how wrong a match they made; a human and a fairy, not to mention they’re both female."" Rated T. I just wouldn't reccomend this to a 5 yr old. Character death. I know I already have a slash-y one of these, but it's really fun
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete
50 Words Challenge: Artler reviews
Artler Slash to the 50 words or 50 themes or whatever challenge.It's rated T for violence, sugestivity and character death. But, as I said, it's slash, so don't like don't read. There's also slight hints of H/J. Er . . . R&R?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Boing! reviews
Artemis is visiting Minerva when Myles and Beckett decide they want to go on Minerva's trampoline. Minerva agrees to go with them, so they don't crack their little skulls. A/M fluffy-ish. To Minerva Haters- She gets hit a lot. Please R&R K for safety.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
Life And Death reviews
Like, desire, love, obsession- none of it mattered. She needed to surpass him." An OpalFoaly story, as to why they weren't together. Rated K, because, for once, I went an entire story without swearing. Long Drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Foaly, Opal K. - Complete
Hidden at the Office reviews
M for a serious reason. Like, more lemons then any other fruit of sexiness. All pairings. I take suggestions. PreArtemis. Sorry. Please read though.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009
Over Him reviews
A Lissa-centric and sad fic. It's a song-fic to "Over It" by Katharine McPhee. Some bad language. There's also a small Naruto reference in there, but as long as you know who Sasuke is, you're good. Rated T. And -gasp!- I gave Lissa a character!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Fang - Complete
E is for Everything I Eternally Adore About Evans reviews
E is for Everything I Eternally Adore About Lilly Evans: Sev Snape thinkin' 'bout Lovely Lilly at her grave. Not all roses and gumdrops. For The Alphabet Challenge. One-sided Lilly/Snape. It's sad, so I rated it T, but if your younger, have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete