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Joined 04-05-09, id: 1891205, Profile Updated: 01-21-11
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Doctor Who, Stella Etc., Torchwood, and Book X-overs.

Hi everyone!

This is the profile of Amber and Zoe, who live in Austraaaalia, greatest country in the world. No offence to the others out there.

Shows/books/movies we love: Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Inception, Whip It, St. Trinian's, 10 Things I Hate About You

ZOE - 15, un-professional writer of Australian vampire fiction, lover of chocolate, novelty pens and fiction. Obsessed with old movies, especially Audrey Hepburn ones. Indie music is her life. Dances to Arctic Monkeys in 1950s-style clothing. Good at procrastinating, especially when it comes to homework. Wastes many hours looking up new music on the NME website and reading fashion blogs. Became a Doctor Who fan in 2005, hasn't looked back since then. Adores Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Thinks the perfect day is made of DVDs and ice-cream. Reads Vogue Paris just for the glossy ads that she can stick on her wall. Talks too much, likes T-shirts with funny sayings on them and is addicted to chai lattes. Bonjour, tout le monde XD

AMBER -

We are also on Quizilla (Zoe as AussieDalek and Amber as jamber64) and the Doctor Who fanfic site A Teaspoon and an Open Mind (Zoe as Aussie Dalek and Amber as jamberdalek64). Zoe occasionally writes for the feminist website The F-Bomb, under the name Zoe G.

Hope you enjoy our stuff!

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Georgia Nicolson and the Goblet of PANTS! by Rictusemprax reviews
When Georgia Nicolson receives her late-term admission letter to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, her world is turned upside down - will she finally have to actually *gasp* grow up!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Georgia N., Dave
A Very TARDIS Christmas by oiierhf09243 reviews
The Doctor decides to have Christmas on the TARDIS, Amy and Rory find the perfect tree and a great Christmas is had by all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
She Said What? by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 313,283 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Team Jack le Biscuit by thelostgirlfoundherhome reviews
Dave comes round to Georgias to save her from boredom. Pillow fights, silly teasing and a certain film *cough*Twilight*cough* makes Georgia realise her feelings for Dave. Dave proves he is a better team than Jacob or Edward. One shot, crappy summary R&R
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Georgia N., Dave - Complete
Anxiety, Annoyance and Struggling Acceptance by x-Owly-x reviews
Nothing seems to be going right for Ally or her family. Linn's been in an accident, Rowan's got same good-bad news, Tor is suffering from peer pressure and there's Ally with exam stress, an impatient boyfriend and a broken-hearted best friend.
Ally's World - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008
Out With The Old, In With The New by x-Owly-x reviews
Stella's now sixteen, life is going well in Portbay until her old gang comes down for a visit and temper rises betwen her old and new gang and when issues arise within each group, Stella is forced to pick sides... or fix it. Stella/TJ Amber/Si and more
Stella Etc. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2009
50 Ways to Annoy the Death Eaters and Voldemort by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Yes, I know there are 250billion others of these, but this is my version. A list of how to annoy Bellatrix, Narcissa, Lucius, Fenrir, Draco, Macnair, CrabbeAndGoyle, even Voldy himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Meet You There by LyricsArePoetry reviews
Noughts and Crosses/Doctor Who Crossover. The Doctor lands in Sephy and Callum's world... Inspired by Busted's song Meet You There
Crossover - Doctor Who & Noughts and Crosses - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Heaven Has a Snooker Table by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
at first he thought he was dreaming, that everything had been one big nightmare but no this is heaven and it has a snooker table. tosh/owen
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H. - Complete
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Love, Lies and Keeping Sane reviews
Frankie comes to vitit Stella and sparks fly between her and TJ. Stella can't figure out why she feels so odd about it, so she asks the other girls for help. They, however are caught up in their own problems...
Stella Etc. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
Fashion Victim reviews
Not many people know it, but the Doctor is a bit of a fashionista. But could his dedication to style bring about his death?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Torchwood Resurrected reviews
Torchwood is rebuilt after the devastation of Series 3. Headed by a team of humans, ghosts and one pteradactyl, things have changed but one thing's the same... trouble is never far behind.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Gwen C., Ianto J.
Bite Me reviews
Donna has become a fangirl, but the Doctor can't help spotting a few similarities between her current choice of reading material and his life.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Banana Jelly Baby Surprise! reviews
Donna is feeling down, so to cheer her up the Doctor decides to make her a cake, using his two favourite ingredients: bananas and jelly babies. Things do not go as planned.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Biscuits, Shock and Unexpected News reviews
The Doc and Donna decide to drop in on Jack and co. during a Cardiff pit stop. But they get more than they bargain for when they meet Jack's new girlfriend.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me reviews
The Doctor and Romana through the years. Title comes from the U2 song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 8th Doctor, Romana II - Complete
Mischief in the Citadel reviews
The Doctor and Romana get up to mischief in the Citadel. Very fluffy!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 8th Doctor, Romana III - Complete
Pink's A Nice Colour reviews
The Doctor throws a red sock in the wash with Donna's white blouse and she's not happy. In fact, she's out to get revenge...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Obviously reviews
The Doctor takes Romana to an 80s disco on Earth. Fluff!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 4th Doctor, Romana II
The Orange Alien Who Ruined Donna's Shoes reviews
The Doctor makes the mistake of underestimating Donna and her high-heels. Then again, he hadn't counted on an orange alien with a gun following them across the galaxy to arrest them for insulting the king of Laxonomy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Tea With Noddy? reviews
Set just after S4's The Unicorn and the Wasp. The Doctor inists that Noddy isn't real. But is the Doctor always right? WARNING: Severe fluff!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 10th Doctor
The Game of the Name reviews
River Song knows the Doctor's real name. But there's only one reason he'd ever tell it to anyone...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
You'll Come A Waltzing PANTS with Me reviews
When her Vati announces they're moving to Kangaroo-a-gogo land aka Australia , Georgia panics. But as diasters unfold leading up to the moving day, will Georgia leave Merrie England with a bang, or a whimper? Set after "Dancing in my Nuddy Pants".
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
The Trouble With MindReading Parents reviews
Renesmee Cullen finds that having a dad who can read your mind is cute when you're a baby, but totally awkward when you're a teenager. Ness/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete