If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly burst out laughing,
copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tried to use alchemy by clapping your hands and drawing an array copy this into your profile
If you have ever succeeded at alchemy (clapping included) copy this into your profile (and PM me please)
If you think it's weird and sad that some girls have the Hollywood A-list memorized and still have no idea who Joe Biden is, copy this into your profile
( I'm on the other side of the world from the USA and I know who he is)
If you live in the Philippines and enjoy laughing at the paranoid officials , copy this into your profile
If you have a brother or sister who is addicted to the most pathetic excuse for a tv show/movie/boy band/ wannabe blonde pop star
( High School Musical 1,2 & 3 , Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana)
"Before you judge someone first walk a mile in their shoes. So that when you do, you'll be a mile away and they will not have their shoes"
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
- Clark Gable ( kudos to Infinitude Anne for the info)
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO Yaoi Alert!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
If you don't want to read some implied SemeXUke stuff just scroll down or press that little button that says "hide bio". You have been warned. I am not responsible for any and all injuries brought on by the viewing of this
( jann dear, this means you)
Seme Hand book:
-Its perfectly alright to pin a grown man to the wall using just one hand to grip his wrists...
-After sex,you always wear the pajama pants.Your uke will wear the shirt,lest he wishes to tempt you again with his perky pink nipples
-Want to know the meaning behind your uke's words? Use your handy uke-tionary.
-Seme's dont eat cake. Ever.
-Seme don't eat Uke, Uke eat seme!
- Semes hardly ever have sex completely naked. That's an uke thing
- A seme's car must be a Ferrari, a Porche or some other expensive make. It must also defy the laws of physics by being bigger on the inside than it is on the outside for maximum uke-smexing
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash
1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.
3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.
7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.
12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
the ones in Bold are the ones I identify with
I'm a true blue Pinay and I
I want to have twins, a girl and a boy, as kids someday. Their names will be George/Kieron and Caroline. I want this to happen because I would love to have a son named Caroline, and a daughter named George/Kieron. And they're TWINS!! That's so cute! My friends think I'm crazy for saying that and they're sure my future son will axe murder me. (unless, of course, he's gay, or tranny, or whatever ( and he WILL turn out to be gay, tranny or whatever, because I will give him the I'm-your-mother-make-me-happy look until he consents to make sweet yaoi)) XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
I want to have twins, a girl and a boy, as kids someday. Their names will be George/Kieron and Caroline. I want this to happen because I would love to have a son named Caroline, and a daughter named George/Kieron. And they're TWINS!! That's so cute!
My friends think I'm crazy for saying that and they're sure my future son will axe murder me. (unless, of course, he's gay, or tranny, or whatever ( and he WILL turn out to be gay, tranny or whatever, because I will give him the I'm-your-mother-make-me-happy look until he consents to make sweet yaoi))
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