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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1891535, Profile Updated: 11-19-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey, my name is Jaimie, thanks for reading my profile, and please check out my story below.

I blame my friends for my addiction XD

Stuff about me :D

Hmmm, well, I'm 17 years old and I live in the fab city of Liverpool, England. Updates might be slow as I'm more focused on exams and getting through school, and into Uni, so if you do read my stories, bear with me, the chapters will come :)
I have a few friends who are on this site, and some more outside of fanfiction who love Twilight just as much as I do.
Here is one of my friends, Kiwi02, check out some of her stories, and her profile is one of the longest you'll ever see.

Things I love
-The Twilight Saga, books and films
-My Friends and family
-Animals (except spiders, I'm terrified of them!)
-My dogs
-Sports
-Taylor Lautner (sorry RPattz fans, but you can't deny it)
-Paramore (Saw them last Nov, can't believe they've split!)
-Dominos Pizza and chocolate (mmm...)
-My phone and my laptop :)
-Reading/watching films

Things I hate
-Spiders
-School and exams
-Occasionally...my brother
hmm, I don't hate much do I?


Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Luckier than you since 1987

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my hear fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special)?
3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's "just" a suggestion).
4. On Tosco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time)?
7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
8. On Tylenol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And...I'm taking this because??...)
9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what)?
10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash)
12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Hunted by archer24 reviews
Edward is a writer in search of inspiration for his next set of novels. It's only when he meets a bounty hunter by the name of Bella that he finds it. Determined to make her his muse, he decides to follow her around...whether she likes it or not. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward
Someday We'll Know by JessElyse reviews
I couldn't do this, I knew it wasn't right. Alice didn't seem to agree, flinging the box with rings at me. "Damn you, Edward. You had the chance to make Bella yours and you ruined it. I hope for your sake, you don't come to regret it". AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,589 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson Outtakes by Stephaniiie reviews
As the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8100 - Favs: 8,042 - Follows: 8,313 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Solstice by AspiringWriter91 reviews
What I imagine the 5th book fanfic style. Begins a few months after BD ended. Past not altered. Not OOC. In cannon. In Bella's POV w/Jake's occasionally. Original plot, not done before! Complete with epilogue. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 99,830 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Sound Of Salvation by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 6865 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Grip of Twilight by Olivia Tannis Moure reviews
Edward kissed my mouth, a quick impulsive kiss, as if branding me, and then he took my wrists and lowered my legs down through the dark hole. “I’ll be right behind you,” he told me, an instant before letting my wrists go. Romance and Suspense
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 101,885 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
La Bella Ragazza Di Caffè by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is British musician Edward's biggest fan. So when he stumbles across the cafe she owns – the one that is named after one of his songs and is virtually a shrine to his very existence – sparks are sure to fly. Just a random, fluffy two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Believe Me by KarinaCullen reviews
Bella saw her first ghost at 6. Now at the age of 20, she doesn't get scared when she sees Them. One day when she enters her apartment, she sees a woman sitting on her couch. Who is this woman and why does she want Bella to help her son? All Human BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,788 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17217 - Favs: 9,455 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Is Not My Life Outtakes by IsaKassees reviews
Various outtakes from TINML. Must read TINML first to understand. Will add as the story progresses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gold Awakenings by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Sequel to Dreams of Gold. The Olympics are over, but the action just began. E &B are back to normal life for two Olympic gold medallists in love. Life is about to get interesting when these two move to a town near Seattle Wa. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,055 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Guardian by Kiwi02 reviews
My name is Isabella Marie Swan. It is 2009 and I am 79 years old. I was born on the 13th September 1930 yet I look exactly the same as an 18 year old. I died on the 18th February 1949 from a bullet through the chest. That was the day that i came alive.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Best Friend's Wedding by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for Moonlight Stuido's Lyrical Contest. AU/AH/OOC/One-shot. It's been a year since Edward last saw his fiancée and best friend. A year of waiting for her to come back to him. And Edward's not about to let her go without crashing the wedding first...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,773 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Darkness of the Daylight by lambs16 reviews
A sequel to Breaking Dawn in Edward's POV. If you like it and I get reviews, I will continue and tell me if there is any things I can fix or any mistakes you see throughout. Hope you like it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
Kisses, Love, and Walls by theperson13 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rose all live in an apartment in Seattle. But what happens when they get some noisy neighbors that are just too annoying, but too attractive? Love can't easily be dodged..... The name says it all! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The final fight without a miracle by AlfieJ reviews
Alice never showed at the field and the Cullens fought the Volturi. Years later how has this affected everyone? Who won the fight and what came of the Cullen family? ExB and RxJ. Original characters are Stephanie Meyer's.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,237 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Take Care Of My Heart by earthprincess4 reviews
*2nd place in To-Kill-A-Cullen* Bella and Alice are roommates at the hospital. Both are waiting for a transplant of different kinds. Edward is Alice's brother and only family. He comes to visit her daily and gets close to Bella in the process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
The 'One' by Pixie Hollow reviews
AH. Edward has an adopted child. Now, he's trying to find the 'one' that can love him, and not care if he has a child. But, no one will give him a second look once the find out he has a kid. But, what happen's when Bella comes along?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,469 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Lucky One by Beamqueen40 reviews
Bella is a six year old who is abused by her father and left to die till Carlisle saves her. The family wants to adopt her, but mut hide their secret till she's 16. Then she decides what she wants. BxE Story is better then summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,390 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
What Brings Us Together by bandgeek4life4281 reviews
Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen are getting married and its time for the families to meet. So Rosalie and her sister Bella and brother Jasper go to Forks for the summer to get to know the in-laws. Will everyone get along? BXE RXEm JXA please R&R! AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,554 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Electronegativity by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Edward attacks Bella when he first sees her. Thankfully, she was late for school, so no one was around at the time. Good news for Edward, not so much for Bella. Normal pairings. All vampires. Rating subject to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,382 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Event Horizon by Jenny-Wren28 reviews
What would have happened if "Twilight" happened in the same universe as the events that took place in "The Host"? features the full cast from both books *WARNING: THE REVIEWS CONTAIN MASSIVE STORY SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK*
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,668 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Carlisle, Ian O. - Complete
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Suicidal Teenager and her Sparkly Boyfriend by purple-panda95 reviews
Almost-spoof of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009
The Cirque by Kiwi02 reviews
B's mum died giving birth and B has been raised by a Cirque. She travels with them round the world until they hit the US. Now, she is 18 and wants a normal life so what happens when she meets people that she met at the Cirque but they haven't changed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella
Hate and Love by april93 reviews
When Edward fails a biology test, Bella is bribed into tutoring him for letters of recommendation,Edward needs to pass to stay on the football team. Will they manage to overcome their difficulties and manage to work together? On permanant hiatus: 2/12/11
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,949 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4263 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Little Girl by Mrs.RobertPattinson reviews
Her parents never took the young girl to church, Never spoke of his name, Never read her his word, Two non-believers walking lost in this world, Took their baby with them, What a sad little girl, Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,229 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Big Brother Twilight by Amberjoe reviews
Bella and her big brother Emmett go into the Big Brother house. There they meet the other twilight characters. Fun and games from there on! Edward/Bella Emmett/Rosalie Alice/Jasper Soon to be adopted by EdwardCullen'sSexyCrookedSmile !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vice Versa by Amber 90210 reviews
Edward and Bella lived next door to each other their entire live's. They fight constantly about anything, untill one faithfull night they somehow swap body's. Now for the first time they have to work together to swap back before time runs out. All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,260 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Starlight by Crystal Stones reviews
Bella and Edward fell in love after a setup planned by their friends. Now, months after, they are still going strong & things couldn't get any better- until Bella discovers something that makes her doubt their reationship, & takes desperate measures...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between Us by PurpleGrl95 reviews
Edward and Jacob are best friends but their friendship will be tested when the new girl comes along. All Human. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,664 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
An Unexpected Encounter by nEthing4Edward reviews
Bella is a small town girl going to visit the big city. What will happen when she meets a big time actor along the way? How will Bella handle her time with someone so famous? I'm not good at summaries, please read. All Human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,946 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
An Unusual Blessing by Araven14 reviews
Bella is six months old when she is found, orphaned by a devastating car accident, by Esme Cullen. The Cullen's agree to adopt this unusual blessing, but danger is just around the corner... Canon pairings, R&R Please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,155 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Belong With Me by Keely Jade reviews
Since eighth grade, when Bella and Edward first met, Bella has been in love with Edward. But in present day time, Edward is a player. When their time together finally comes, will Bella be one of those girls he plays? AU/AH Canon couples! Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,986 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cold Moon by Jhs Rockerbaby reviews
Four years after BD. The Cullens are in a new town. They are all attending school again. Their new teacher happens to be Angela, and she is hiding a secret and the Volturi are planning another attack. New Chapter. The battle is on! THE STORY'S FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,078 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay With Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Sequel to Return to Me. Edward & Bella have made it through some heart wrenching obstacles, but they are committed to the belief that they are meant to be. Will they be able to stay together when there seem to be so many forces trying to tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,023 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Forks in All its Glory by Silly-Ren reviews
Blood was coursing through my body, hot and fast. I felt lured to him in a way I couldn't explain but at the same time I knew it was wrong. Love? Please, he was my best friend...even after all those years we were separated. Human: ExB/EmxR/JxA. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8486 - Favs: 13,181 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In My Arms by Hayley-Cullen93 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since they were children. They really like each other, and to be honest, its obvious to everyone! Well, except to them. They are destined to be together but why does everything go wrong? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,256 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Parentally Challenged by TWiDORK reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan have hated each other since an incident happened when they were younger. When they're assigned to be parents together, will they put prejudices aside or bicker the whole time? What if they start to fall in love? AU AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight after the end by Hyun-Jae Sun reviews
After the battle with the Volturri, the Volturri take a keen interest in Bella and blackmail her to join the Volturri. It's her or the Cullen's misfortune. Bella takes the task in her hands - only few people knowing of the real goings on.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreams Of Gold by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Bella is a 16 yr old Olympic gymnast for the USA. Edward Cullen is the all around American and World Swimming Champion, and gold medal favorite at only 18. Going for the Gold takes on a whole new meaning when these two champions meet in an all out competi
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,379 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Murder at the Whitlock Grand by Sh.C reviews
All Human. Bella, her family and unfortunately her bosses go to the Whitlock Grand under her Uncle's request but someone appears to have been murdered. Much better Summary inside. As always, some drama, mystery and of course, a little romance :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,176 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Things We Do For Love by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward Cullen has one moment of rash thinking and buys a puppy so he can talk to his local dog walker. This sparks controversy between his friends but they soon come to realise that you’d do anything when you think you’ve found ‘The One’. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,426 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You're Obsessed with Twilight Fanfiction when by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
The foolproof way to know that you don't have a life beyond both Twilight and the internet! From the creator of 'The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show'. Rated T because I'm paranoid. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8149 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
April, 1912 by Haley Cullen reviews
AU. Bella is a normal seventeen year old girl, living in the early 1900's. But when her parents want to drag her back to America, in none other than the Titanic, what will fate bring? One hint: A bronze haired angel. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5657 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
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Revenge Isn't Sweet reviews
"What do you want from her?" I growled through clenched teeth. "I'll keep it simple for you Detective; you release our three leaders, or we kill your wife." Full Summary Inside, All human, AU, BxE, alternating points of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,639 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Family Ties reviews
Its been 40 yrs and Bella is upset after Charlie dies, but things change when Nessie discovers she is pregnant. But the Volturi see her children as a threat. The Cullens are in danger once again, and second chances won't be given to them so easily...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,800 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella - Complete