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Not alot to say about me i love to read and i love fan fiction my husband thinks i'm insane but eh he works alot and i'm a stay at home mom so i have found an endless way to entertain myself between cleaning and playing with kids. i'm not a writer as far as i know i have never really tried but i think i'm going too i have some ideas rolling around in my head i just don't know how well they would translate. i have 2 boys. mason james just turned 3 in march and eli julian just turned 2 two weeks ago. lets see what else should you know i live in the deep south and love it i'll never leave florida. i can stand in my front yard and watch the fireworks at disney every night and my husband works at universal studios. my children couldn't be any more diffrent from each other if they had diffrent parents one is brown haired brown eyed super pale like me and very articulate and the other is blue eyes blond hair tan like his father right out the womb and grunts like cave man. my favorite color is purple and i love hard rockin music. the stuff i listen makes people blush. its a weird combo totally plain lookin soccer mom rollin in the durango with the windows rolled down blareing metallica and megadeth gotta love it (not with the kids too loud) I :heart: metal

Stereotypes! ( bold the ones that apply to you!)

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.


I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I hate this i may not agree with your lifestyle choices but they are your choices and i won't feel any different about you


I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. i hardly ever drink

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.


I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.


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I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. i hate this shit too


I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. and this sucks as well


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.


I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. NEVER HATE ANYONE! what good will that do us?

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. not grossly over wheight i could lose 25lbs but i had 2 kids in 16 months gimme a break

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. i livein flroida i like the sun as long as i am looking out the window and it isn't burning my poor irish complexion

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.


I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.


My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.


I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse i was raised in texas and i did ride horses but they weren't mine :)

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
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I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogantLove me or hate me i am free to do as i wish and i am proud to be an american

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST havea problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. not stupid i don't want to get skin cancer i would call that smart

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion i don't agree for myself but you can make the descions that are right for you and i won't think any less of you for it. though i would never get one and couldn't understand why someone would i am glad there is a safe place for women to have the procedure done and not in some dirty alley dragging their guts out with a coat hanger

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

the one that bothers me the most? I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. Love me or hate me i am free to do as i wish and i am proud to be an american

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Real Women Have Curves by Truefan20 reviews
Bella comes to Forks as the overweight book worm. No guy wants anything to do with her. Edward Cullen is the popular jock with a secret. What if Bella really had a reason to have self-esteem issues. Can she overcome the fat stigma?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 131,627 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,533 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella is a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward is a geeky shy guy living in his loud brother, Emmett's shadow. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 94,585 - Reviews: 3919 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20117 - Favs: 12,997 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4828 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14503 - Favs: 11,760 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 5,168 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19303 - Favs: 8,458 - Follows: 6,610 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9254 - Favs: 7,511 - Follows: 7,679 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Be Careful What You Wish For by twiXlite reviews
After a few choice words Edward disappears. What will Bella and the others think when they find him years later? He's different. He's covered in ink and steel and is hiding something from his old friends. What's he hiding behind the wall of ink and steel?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,759 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Bandits of Bennett Circle by samekraemer reviews
The quiet neighborhood of Bennett Circle is being terrorized. When Edward Masen becomes the latest victim, he determines he's going to catch the culprits. Who he encounters in his quest isn't at all what he expected. AU/AH/OOC. Canon couples with a few surprises, but nothing too surprising. Rated M. It's a fun ride, I think. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 173,407 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Comp Sem 101 by bornonhalloween reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 224,256 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7801 - Favs: 8,552 - Follows: 3,537 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10601 - Favs: 11,666 - Follows: 12,368 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Easier To Lie by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. Hiding their love from one another results in someone making a bad mistake. Would it be easier for them to lie about their feelings? Or let everything out in the open and see if the peices fit together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 280,219 - Reviews: 2965 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This is My Wish by ericastwilight reviews
Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 4860 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Hands of Fate by mathisson reviews
Bella and Jacob engaged to be married, but on the night of their rehearsal, Jacob does the unthinkable, shattering her world and her ability to trust. Can a simple package sent to a single sailor really change your life? AH, CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,430 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
Dead Man Walking by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When graduate student Isabella Swan decides to write her final paper on death row inmate Edward Masen, she promises her mother she won't get too involved. She couldn't have been more wrong. Rated M for language, content. B/E Mini Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,577 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4695 - Favs: 4,085 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reboot by Diana Law reviews
It's near the end of Breaking Dawn and the Volturi Confrontation does NOT end peacefully. They attack and Bella and Edward both die. So how come it's Bella's first day in Forks, all over again? BxE, AU Lemons & Fluff Continued From Athey! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,767 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9746 - Favs: 6,398 - Follows: 4,291 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
DVMR: The Outtakes by Sare Liz reviews
Here are the outtakes from 'The Day The Earth Stood Still'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,771 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12855 - Favs: 7,657 - Follows: 6,168 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkest Before the Dawn by CatMasters reviews
What if Edward finally found his mate, but she had a troubled past and wanted to kill herself? Could he help her find a reason to live? Could she show him what he had always been missing? DARK themes, rape discussion and sexual content. AU, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 271,773 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Savage by readingmama reviews
After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,591 - Reviews: 4147 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3169 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13093 - Favs: 8,657 - Follows: 4,734 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Like Winter by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind...For who could ever learn to love a beast? B/E Inspired by Beauty and the Beast AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,729 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4912 - Favs: 5,278 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4723 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Awakenings by Totteacher reviews
Edward is drawn to Bella in a way he has never been drawn to anyone. He is in love with her from the first moment he sees her, wanting her for his own. He chooses to woo her, hiding what he really is to be the man she deserves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 211,574 - Reviews: 3677 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Love of Alice by Isannah reviews
Bella is an English teacher. Edward Masen is Hollywood's talented but troubled up and coming actor. Can a terminally ill girl bring them together? Rated M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 234,159 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale by Totteacher reviews
Isabella Swan had grown up surrounded by cruel Lords who use woman for their own amusement. How will the young woman be able to protect herself? Can she escape the same fate as her mother?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,237 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Superman Complex by seevousplay reviews
Edward Cullen is a rock star in the biggest band of the decade. He's America's "It Boy," but he's still unhappy. Will Bella be in time to save him? AH AU. Nominated for Rare Gem Award
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,988 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9369 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Almost Doesn't Count by Mrs.Robward reviews
Bella is a family attorney and Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH, Canon Couples **Complete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,648 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10898 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Family that Stays Together by magan bagan reviews
The sequel to No One Saw the Pain, Bella and Edward have a long road ahead of them. But they have each other to help them heal. They can finally start their lives together. What problems could possibly arise for the couple now? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,106 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17371 - Favs: 9,974 - Follows: 4,598 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6138 - Favs: 5,379 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Horseshoes & Hand Grenades: EPOV of ADC by Mrs.Robward reviews
Companion fic to Almost Doesn't Count, not sure if it will be able to stand alone or not. It's all Edward, all the time. Series of outtakes of sorts, Edward's past, his thoughts, his convos, etc. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3726 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Away by wandb reviews
Bella thinks military men are arrogant womanizers. That is, until she meets Edward, a hot and unpredictable Navy SEAL who quickly deploys for six months. Will he change her mind or leave her brokenhearted? Rated M for language and lemons. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,115 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turn the Page by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen returns home after ten years as a struggling musician. As he attempts to reconnect with his family and the life he left behind, he meets Bella, the owner of the town's bookstore. Can she convince him that there's no place like home? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,141 - Reviews: 4329 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5844 - Favs: 6,111 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella wakes up in a strangers bed, her attempt at forgeting the past didn't work out so well, and now she's going to have to deal with some unexpected events, including finding the mystery man and telling him some life altering news. Violence, lang. & lem *CURRENTLY ON HOLD*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wallflower and The Flyboy by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella meets World War II Navy Pilot Edward at a USO dance and starts to fall in love immediately. Two weeks later, and one wedding later, they are facing long term separation as he ships off to the front. Can Bella stay strong with him so far away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,170 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5728 - Favs: 6,579 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foundations by Miss Baby reviews
Sequel to My Mistakes were Made for You. Edward and Bella were set to enjoy their happily ever after but fate had other plans. What will happen when a blast from the past shakes the foundations of their relationship? AU/AH/Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,226 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Naughty Idea by marjojo02 reviews
Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8685 - Favs: 14,119 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romeo and Juliet by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella is paired with Alice for an English project. They have to recreate a scene from Romeo and Juliet, Bella's favorite play. But she doesn't understand how two people can fall in love so fast, until she meets Alice's Brother Edward. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,433 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete