Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Wrestling.
IHZ RHAPING TYME.
It's Lauraa! EVERYBODY CHEER...or not. Anyway, I'm fifteen, and I'm short. I'm 5"1. I'm short. See, I always think about my height when I'm daydreaming about meeting the wrestler's I love, because I'd probably be like "SHIIIIIIIIT." Especially if I ever met Khali. I mean, hello- he could STAND on me. Anyway, forgetting my lifelong dream to meet my babies, I've been reading wrestling fanfiction for ages, and decided to get on in with the writing, so yeah... I'm currently writing two one shots, and the next chapter of my chaptered fic is being done in pain stakingly slow progress D;
I tend not to review a lot, but that's just cause a lot of the time I don't know what to say, and I get self concious about making a 'crap' review o.o bite me. I'll try review more now ;o! There are so many writers I adore, but since I've never actually talked to them, I can't really put them on here... talk to me D;
Right hmm. Kayy.
I absolutely love these wrestlers mmlok;
Edge- Just look at that guy. He's gorgeous, and he's also got that crazy kinda look in his eyes. And I love his voice. He aggravated everyone, like Randy and Chris, but that's okay ;]
Christian- His biggest peep. Seriously. He's hot, and he's a great wrestler. I LOVE CHRISTIAN. SO, SO MUCH. Though I'm gutted he's on Smackdown, I wanted both he and Adam on RAW where there'd be an E and C reunion, Obviously not.
Evan Bourne- I've recently learnt that people don't like Evan- WHY NOT? HE'S HOT, AND SO ADORABLE. He looks young, but in a good way! And his shooting star press? LOVE!
Dolph Ziggler- Okay- I really like him. His sleeper hold is so good, and he's quite hot, if you look past all that orange tan. Buuuuut, I hate Vickie.
Randy Orton- The Viper. He's bitchy, hot, got that look in his eye, and great to watch wrestling. You just can't not like this guy. All oiled up, mmm.
Cody Rhodes- I LOVE CODY! The Legacy break has been good for him, with his whole new gimmick, and sorry (he was gorgeous anyway) but now he's unbelieveably sexy. I don't know why. "DASHING!" I just love him.
Ted DiBiase- I love my Teddy. I'M SO PISSED LEGACY SPLIT. Even though it means he and Cody can get their breaks. But still- WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE MY TEDDY? He's gorgeous! And his voice...so, yeah, FUCK OFF MARYSE. ALL MINE. ;]
The Miz- He's the Miz. He's awesome. Nuff said basically ;) Love that cockiness of his, and his voice :') HE'S A MINI JERICHO!
Chris Jericho- He's amazing! He beat Taker twice in a row! I love this guy!! :') His mic skills are the best. Nobody can outdo him. And he's a great wrestler! He's gorgeous, too o.o
The Hardyz- You just HAVE to love these boys. They're amazing. Along with Shannon Moore, of course ;D
John Morrison- I tried so hard not to like this guy (mainly cause he used to call Miz husky, and cause he seems fake now he's face) but you just can't not love that face of his. Has anybody else noticed he's gone all Shawn Michaels? With the jeans, and the hair tied back, and... it's a sign.
CM Punk- I like Phil. There, I said it. Even though he did like get Jeff fired. I tried hard not to like him too, with his preaching and non-alcoholism. But I gave in. I caved. BUT HAHA HE LOOKS FUNNY WITH A SHAVED HEAD. Nuff said ;]
Zack Ryder- Woo, woo, woo you know it brah. He's so arrogant! And I actually think he's hot... though he was a bit hotter in the Edgehead days, I have to admit !
Jack Swagger- Come on- he's amazing. He's bitchy and cocky and just lushh. I like him. So should you.
Brian Kendrick- Wish he were still in the WWE. He has talent, fp to him.
AJ Styles- One of the only reasons I watch TNA. Cause I kinda hate Nash, and Angle and all them D: Wish AJ hadn't been bought by Flair =\
Motor City Machine Guns- Aw love them. They're lushh >.Natalya- One of the few diva's I like. She can wrestle- she's not just a poser.
Mickie James- She can wrestle too! And I for one am sick of Michelle McCool and Layla's bullying. Mickie is far from piggy :')
Maria- She's just wicked o.o I love her hair. And her and Matt Hardy= LOVEE!! Even if Jedd would have something to say about that, heehee. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S GONE! I truly liked Maria D:
Shawn Michaels- Aww man. I CRIED WHEN HE RETIRED. HOW MANY TIMES DID THEY HAVE TO PLAY THE GOODBYE PROMO? I CRIED EVERY SINGLE TIME. Another reason to hate Misterr McMahon. I LOVE YOU SHAWN. I cried so much when he left :') That's kind of sad, isn't it ? But when he was like "Daddy's coming home!" IT WAS SO SAD. D: D: D: I'm going to cry again any minute now D:
Aha, I'll keep you updated, fo'sho 8D
Number your 12 favourite Superstars/Divas (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1. Dolph Ziggler
2. Evan Bourne
3. The Miz
4. Jack Swagger
5. Ted DiBiase
6. Drew McIntyre
8. John Morrison
9. Chris Jericho
10. Cody Rhodes
11. Randy Orton
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Drew McIntyre and Randy Orton? Noo...but it could be interesting, I suppose o.o
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Jack Swagger...yes, definitely. (I think most of them up there are hot, by the way ;D) I would.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Edge got JoMo pregnant? That there'd be some hot damn babies fo'sho 8D
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Chris Jericho...Yeahh, I've read a few?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Evan Bourne and Drew McIntyre? I don't think so...Drew's a bitch, and Evan's nice, so...but I'm not saying I wouldn't want to see that :)
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ted DiBiase/Chris Jericho or Ted DiBiase/Cody Rhodes...easy. Teddy and Cody, obviously!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Christian walks in on Evan Bourne and Edge...threesome. obvs ;D
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
The Miz and Cody Rhodes? When the two meet The Miz teaches the younger boy some lessons he won't forget. Sounds dirty o.o
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Dolph Ziggler/John Morrison...yes. yes there is (:
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Christian/Edge... 'Back Again'? Something like Christian's back from TNA and Edge and Christian re-unite. If ya get what I mean :D
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Jack Swagger to de flower Dolph Ziggler...I think they're both hoe's to be perfectly honest :S Do you really think Dolph needs de-flowering? o.o
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yeahh, I think one definitely would. ;) The Miz, Daydream ;)
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
Randy Orton? Maybee?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Evan Bourne/ Jack Swagger/ Ted DiBiase...I don't think so, but, tbh...I'd read that ;)
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Cody Rhodes? 'PRICELESSSSSSSS' (':
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
John Morrison...hmm. "Don't Trust me." little ho :')
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Dolph Ziggler/Drew McIntyre/Edge...slash, m, abuse, comedy (if it can be funny abuse o.o)
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Cody Rhodes on Evan Bourne, hmm? 'Hey, I'm from Legacy. We're a younger, good looking and frankly better version of DX' 8D I dont knoww Or just. 'I'm Priceless.' BUT WOULD HE REALLY NEED A PICK-UP LINE? LOOK AT HIM DAMMIT.
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Randy Orton describing a relationship between Evan Bourne and Rey Mysterio...hmm... 'Well, I guess they're both small, so it might work out...But I can see Evan getting hurt :D' I dont know o.o
20) How emo is Seven?
Christian... No D: Maybe, though. When JACKSON, KOSLOV and REGAL ARE BEING BITCHES. I hate them ._.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
Waking Up "Invincible- Adelitas Way" ... the Superstars Theme (: I guess it would wake me up :S
First Day of School "The Way She Moves- Forever the Sickest Kids" Love this song (L) but yeah...I move realllll good ;D Im a great dancer. Or not.
Falling in Love "Your Guardian Angel- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" aww that's so sweet xD
Fight Song "The Pretender- Foo Fighters" I suppose it is kinda a song about...maybe standing up fer yaself. or not. shut up laura.
Breaking Up "Here (in your arms)- Hellogoodbye" thats a great break-up song ._. would make me depressed :L
Prom “Bourne To Win- Evan Bourne's Song" LOKKKKK
Life is Just...Okay "The Ghost Of You- My Chemical Romance" Sad song D:
Mental Breakdown "Self Inflicted- Katy Perry" ah dear D: laura's a cutter now. grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat.
Driving "Voices- Randy Orton's theme :')" I'd probably crash the car.
Flashback "Monster- Skillet" :') I was a bit of a monsterous child :>
Getting Back Together "You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away- Cobra Starship" awh yeahh! good one for reloving ;)
Birth of Child "Martini's and Mixed Feelings- Millionaires" well that right there is how you were concieved, child :')
Wedding "Hot- Avril Lavigne" obvs its not love its lust ;) little slut ;)
Final Battle "Face Down- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" ermm...I think I lost =/
Death Scene "What I've Done- Linkin Park" obvs ive beena naughty girl :')
Funeral Song "I Love You And Goodbye- Bring Me The Horizon" haha fitting :')
End Credits "Welcome To My Life- Simple Plan" im dead, remember? my life is OVERRR :')
More shizz y'all should probably know 'bout me...
I love most music, usually rock. I love Fall Out Boy (yes, I cried when they broke up =/), Youmeatsix, Cobra Starship, Paramore, Hey Monday, All Time Low, Flyleaf, Linkin Park, 3OH!3, My Chemical Romance, Owl City, Skillet, Slipknot, Boys Like Girls, The Blackout (I recently saw them live, and ohmygod they are SO good! I DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME! I LOVE YOU!
I can be kind of ditzy. Okay, I can be really ditzy. And klutzy. I am in NO way perfect (': I can be a sarcastic biatch at times, and I'm not afraid to speak my mind. I do try to review nicely though (:
I get really happy when I get reviews from people like Emono and LegacyChick. Cause I've been reading their AMAZING fics for, like, ever :') I don't think I'm even exaggerating ahaa.
I'd like to talk to any of y'all cool peoplezzzz ;D Just contact me or some shizznitz. Cause you're cool. Did I aready say that? ;D Ah well. YOU'RE COOL Y'ALL!
I'm British. Welsh, to be exact. And no, I can't talk all that much welsh. I think I'm actually better at French than my native language =3 Not that I'm good at that, eitherr :') Sometimes, I can't even talk English- how do you expect me to be able to speak in other languages, too? It'll just confuse me D: BUT DON'T CONFUSE ME FOR ENGLISH. WALES IS THE COUNTRY BESIDES ENGLAND, K? Sorry if I sound patronizing, but I've met so many people WHO DON'T KNOW WHERE WALES IS. They're all like Wales? What's that? IT'S A COUNTRY!
I've never done drugs or smoked in my life. The worst I've ever done is drink- and yes, I do realize I'm quite young, but...I don't know :S All I'm saying is I'm not a weirdo druggie ;D
If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
formspring me much?
I do have Facebook. So, add me or whateverrrrrr... http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000282733677 o.o
Talk to mee. Review. I love y'alllllllll. PEACEE OUT MOTHERFUDGERRR :O
I figured I'd write some facts about me here...
I like dying my hair. It's been brown, blonde, blue, red, purple, and cosmic blue so far.
I was thinking about going blonde again or black next.
I have kind of tan skin, for where I live, though it'd probably seem pale to y'all.
I'm Welsh, and yes. There are a lot of sheep here.
People say I'm a little crazy ? And random o.o
I have a lot of people whom are close friends, in real life and on the internet.
I like talking to people and getting to know them.
I can't dance, but I still rave when I feel like it.
I like twitter. I can stalk people without it being illegal.
I scare some people :')
I'm nice enough though! Just insane :D
Wrestling is now my life //;_;\\
I've been told I'm easy to get along with.
I'd really appreciate it if you took the time to read and review my fanfictions!
I currently have black/blue hair.
I have one blue eye, and one green eye.
I LOVE MY GRANDMA! :')
And I love you.
OHOHOH, FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER! I want followers :'(