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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1891638, Profile Updated: 04-28-10
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.

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THIS PROFILE AND ALL THE STORIES UNDER IT ARE GOING BYE BYE. MY MORE POPULAR STORIES I WILL KEEP, BUT THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE NOT WORTH IT. THESE INCLUDE "THE INSANELY MESSED UP CULLEN FAMILY," "THE CULLEN EXPERIMENT," "TwIM TWILIGHT CHAT," AND OTHERS. I WILL START ANEW WITH A TOTALLY NEW ACCOUNT. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ THIS AND KEEP MY STORIES IN THOUGHT.

GOODBYE FOR NOW,

KERI

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15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Abyss Gazes Also by Roach Patrol reviews
It's hard to be a crazy ex-cop on the run, obsessed with bringing the virus that ruined your life to justice. It's worse when you finally find that virus and he wants to adopt you. Playing along's all in the name of revenge, right? Thrax/Jones, AU
Osmosis Jones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,238 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Avection by EmoTifa reviews
10 years after edward leaves bella. she finds some old friends and becomes a vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella
Goodbye and Hello by Fireflyglow reviews
If my daughter only knew how much I waited for this moment… this chance that I should have asked Renee long before. And now, it is right in front of me, only the one that is returning to me is not Renee but my daughter Isabella, My Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Charlie S., Bella
The Adventures Of Jasper the Cat by mellifluously reviews
One dark, stormy night, Jasper finds an old woman. With a flash a light, he's knocked out--but when he wakes up, he isn't himself. He's a cat. Humorous story. Canon parings. Cullens are vamps, Bella is human, no Nessie yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jasper
Feel the Burn by Nightmare on Paper reviews
In a world where Bella never came to Forks, a girl who more than exceeds the definition of 'weird' arrives to live with her grandparents. How will the Cullens deal with this anti-social and semi-psychotic newcomer who likes her secrets to stay secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,516 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward
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Dreams of a Prince and his Mentor reviews
Darren and Mr. Crepsley are back at the Cirque du Freak for a time, by Darren's request. He's been having dreams that he needed to talk out. He couldn't tell Evra and like HELL will he tell Larten. But what are these dreams about? What do they mean? LC/DS
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009
Beauty's Dead Voice reviews
The family over-estimates Jasper's control and trusts him with one of the most dangerous tasks for him. Babysitting Bella. Bad things happen and it leaves two families grieving and Jasper scarred and silent. Visions of her haunt him day and night. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Jasper, Bella
The Cullen Experiment reviews
Keri and Melody are back and ready to torture the Cullens even more in this hysterically random story. Guaranteed to make you laugh so hard you get a brain hemorrhage and have to go to the hospital.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009
Things theTwilight Characters Aren't Allowed to Do reviews
So this is the set of rules that I set out for the Twilight Characters. It's up to them whether or not to follow them. So do they follow them or not? Weee know! And so will you if you click the little blue link above! Click the link and/or Eddie gets it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward
TwIM Twilight Chat reviews
The Cullens meet some new Vamps online. These are their online chats! Sorry. Suck at summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Insanely Messed Up Cullen Family reviews
Esme goes on vacation and the entire Cullen family falls to pieces.Edward finds out he has a long lost daughter.The entire Cullen family is sexobsessed.Forks gets a few new vampires and Carlisle’s got kind of a big secret for the rest of Forks.CC/OC EC/BS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Carlisle
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