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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1891657, Profile Updated: 05-04-12
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Time Traveler's Wife, Inception, and Harry Potter.
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51 Tints of Granite by Bristol Fashion reviews
MAJOR SATIRE! This is a parody of the first book so a sense of humor and/or dislike of the book is needed to enjoy this story!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Umami: Summer of Salt outtakes by lola-pops reviews
Little glimpses into time we missed with the SoS crew. Missing scenes. Inner monologue. Heavy on the citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bless You, Autocorrect by Evie Specter reviews
Based on the inception kink prompt "Arthur and Eames get together through a series of embarrassing Autocorrect fails." Rating for language and innuendo - lots and lots of language and innuendo. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Neighborhood Vampire by nitareality reviews
O/S for FGB for Autism. More comic smut. Edward thinks he's a vampire. The neighborhood pets are disappearing at an alarming rate. Bella wonders WTF has gotten into her husband, but maybe the vampire sex is worth it. BxE Rated M for blood & sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Words by MyLifeandHis reviews
Edward is the king of Words with Friends at his office. What happens when he gets a sexy new challenge and a sexy new assistant? Written for Twinklings FMF, posted on their blog April 15th, 2011.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silence Is Golden by QuickieContest reviews
A lazy afternoon is spent love-making in an old abandoned truck. AH Peter/Charlotte
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Five times Arthur got Ariadne's answering machine by sssnakeling reviews
Five times Arthur got Ariadne's answering machine and one time she picked up.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Bombshell by LightHeartLoreli reviews
1964. Got my motorcycle, got my game, got tail. What else is there? Apparently everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With Hidden Noise by thereisafire reviews
The origins of everyone's totems. Featuring Ariadne, Eames, Arthur, Yusuf, Cobb, Mal, and Saito, in that order. Contains drug use, people getting hurt, tops, gambling, and chess. Not in that order.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
The Texan by jbeezysoeasy reviews
A guy walks into a bar...AH, AU, Non-Canon O/S *Lemons*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Constancy by Holly Unending reviews
It's not nearly as hard to say as "specificity," but it's just as important. Arthur/Ariadne.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 5,525 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Does It Right by emilyinthetaiga reviews
While getting dressed for Bella's party in New Moon, Alice decides to finally let Jasper enhance their experience with his power. Please review, even if you just tell me one thing you liked/didn't like! plz excuse typos, etc for now, editing again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Monster by Alsper reviews
It's Alice's birthday but something about the man in the fedora is familiar. What kind of monster is lurking for her? One Shot ONLY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 110 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trials of Pursuit by MyPhoenixLament reviews
Cedric x Fleur The first time Cedric sees her, he thinks he's dreaming... In which the third time is most definitely NOT the charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Cedric D., Fleur D. - Complete
Witness by lullabystander reviews
Viktor’s mother said the biggest secrets have a habit of giving themselves away to people like him. Cedric DiggoryFleur Delacour. Established relationship implied. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Fleur D., Viktor K. - Complete
No Rest for the Wicked by lullabystander reviews
Mornings with Fleur are easily Cedric’s favourite kind of morning. Cedric DiggoryFleur Delacour. Established relationship. Partner piece to 'Well Kept Secret'. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Cedric D., Fleur D. - Complete
But Drowning by lullabystander reviews
Fleur's haunted by failure and Cedric takes notice. Oneshot. Cedric DiggoryFleur Delacour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Cedric D., Fleur D. - Complete
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Un Fou De Vous reviews
A little irrelevant Teddy/Victoire oneshot. T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Not Waving Nor Drowning reviews
A Cedric/Fleur love story. Rating will probably change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Cedric D., Fleur D.
Deception reviews
"Something like ultimate extraction- the complete theft of information, or an idea, all without the dreamer realising they ever knew it." A little A/A, and a couple of O/C's. OH and one giant plot twist..Rating might change. Thanks
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Arthur
Awake reviews
Bella/Edward. Reviews are love!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damage
Hiatus...sort of. R&R? EXR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Published: 5/29/2010
Henry reviews
Just a little something- r&r please! The song is Haven't met you yet by Michael Buble. ONESHOT NO.1
Time Traveler's Wife - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Rose reviews
Just something that was in my head...r&r please! ONESHOT NO.2
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Rosalie - Complete