TwistedLea
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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1891816, Profile Updated: 05-04-15
Author has written 3 stories for Dark Angel, and Twilight.

I'm Lea... sup.

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The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4619 - Favs: 3,553 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faithfully by LailaB reviews
Edward, the lead singer of Eclipse, has always considered himself fulfilled. He has never desired an emotional connection with anyone outside his band or family, until he meets a much younger Bella on European summer tour. Will love prevail? AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 193,673 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awakening by bbwraven reviews
Rockstar Edward Cullen is going to Forks for much needed R&R with family and friends. He didn't expect to find old flame Bella Swan dealing with an abusive husband. Can he put his bruised ego aside to be there for Bella, risking his heart to her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,992 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Beautiful Mess by Livie79 reviews
Tormented by the past, Bella struggles to find her self worth. A musician at heart, her soul lies on the lines of her paper. A would be one night stand turns her world upside down. Can Bella see past her imagined flaws and allow someone to love her? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,496 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity Series 3: Smoke & Mirrors by drotuno reviews
3rd in the Gravity Series. Carlisle brings a client to Gravity for protection, but there is more to this famous female singer than meets the eye. Bella, Edward, and crew not only will have to keep her safe but figure out who is threatening her. AH/Sequel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 255,360 - Reviews: 3460 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Buon Anno by TheRainGirl reviews
Something fluffy and sweet. Edward and Jasper seniors in HS, both gay but not out, so they don't know about each other. They are crushing on one another. A party, Alice wants to play spin the bottle, of course she gets her way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Gravity Series 2: Sin & Innocence by drotuno reviews
The sequel to Blood & Glory: Gravity's business is booming, but what happens when a ghost from the past shows up, taking the only thing that matters? Can the team work together to fix it, or will they rip apart at the seams? Rated M E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 264,549 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sharing by TheRainGirl reviews
Flash Fiction Challenge from TwistedInMasen. A sweet moment between a father and his son. POV? You decide. 1 picture 1000 words
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward
Disorder in the Court by A Man In Uniform OS Contest reviews
Bella has a minor traffic violation. She ends up with much more than a fine at the courthouse…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 5225 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7565 - Favs: 5,600 - Follows: 3,094 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeves by iwasamy reviews
Edward has one hell of a day at the office and stumbles into the nearest bar for a drink, or two. He never expected to leave with more than a slight buzz and an aching heart. He never expected to find peace; he never expected to find him. Slash. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,580 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Racerback by Zigster reviews
"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Written for the High Times Contest. Won 3rd Place Public Vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 5049 - Favs: 5,922 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17802 - Favs: 12,471 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night in Vienna by Zigster reviews
Won 3rd Place in the Plot Bunny Contest! Ed, Jas, Seth, and Emmett are in a band that has been touring for months. But Ed and Jasper have been fighting for most of that time. One day, they get left behind and are forced to deal with their frustration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4971 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Time is Now by RCD-Alice reviews
This is how the change would have gone down in my mind, ya know, if not written for a tween audience. Be kind, and please review! AU ExB Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red Ribbon by MujerN reviews
He is infamous. Everyone knows about the terrorizing murderer who leaves behind bloody scenes and corpses at night while everyone sleeps. Bella, a journalist, investigates and finds her fear turning dangerously into love. One-Shot: Tattward&InkellaContest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green Eyes and Lullabies by dandyvamp reviews
Bella Swan has a cataclysmic experience in a bar with a complete stranger. He abandons her just after, but left her with much more of himself than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Only Fools Fall In Love by NotJaneAustin reviews
AH/ AU. Lots of fun will be had along the way as Edward and Bella attempt to forge a relationship built on misunderstandings and definately lots of humour.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 233 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Shower Stall Confessions reviews
I didn't notice that his head was turned, that he was watching me watch him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I'm Gonna Be Late, Aren't I? reviews
Completely Alternate Universe, at some point between Eclipse and BD. A pushed up meeting with a friend, leading to new kitchen furniture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beginning reviews
MA rating, please take it upon yourself if you read this. Explicit sexual content.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alec, Max - Complete