Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.
I'm twenty nine, vulgar and married; I'm also clever when not talking about myself. I'm a part time stylist, part time espresso whore, a total procrastinator, and speed demon.
I drink and smoke and generally don't do canon. I am slowly being persuaded. Check out my favorite girls detroitangel, my cuddly co-writer and snarky Dirty bird; also NCChris, who rocks my non-canon world! Make sure to read their stories and tell them how much you love them!
Things I like? Wingtips. Jasper. Devils. Vadge. Adverbs. Hot rods. Tom Waits. Dusty furniture. Cowboys. Mangy dogs. Digging through until you find it.
Things I do not like? Soft words. Soft core. Weak punches. Small doors. Birds. Overflowing ashtrays. Blue lights. Jacob. Dioramas. Giving up before you find it.
Upon updating this profile, I find that these things are still valid. Which is win.
Please visit these loves and show some... Well, show them whatever you'd like. I'm sure they won't mind. :wink:
The Fornication Station Fuckhot rec's and dirty, pretty words.
The Lazy, Yet Discerning Ficster Fabulous articles and blog by some of our fave, best authors.
I have been bestowed two fucktabulous banners for two OneShots I submitted to contests. One by the amazing AngstGoddess003, who used Jasper art from the French artist Nami (with Nami's permission) for my Host Mention "Into Strangers," in "For the Love of Jasper," and one by misforMarisa, for my Second Place win "So Lovely," in the "Whodunit? A Murder Mystery One-Shot Twi-Contest."
A Hell All Our Own By my RL bestie, Kitty
Please check out some of my faves:
Please head over to YouTube and check out the WideAwakeRehab channel and be amazed by the very talented Alitriona's fan fic trailers. She makes the most incredible videos and writes "Random Angels" under the penname Eila.