mintcrisp
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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1892107, Profile Updated: 06-06-12
Author has written 13 stories for Sunshine, Sailor Moon, Victorious, That '70s Show, Degrassi, and Codename: Kids Next Door.

Name: Beth
Age: 20
DOB: 7/3/91

Last Update: 6/7/12

My beta is named Lunar, or Echo if you go to LJ, and she is the only reason my fics are at all coherent and readable. Without her, they would be a mess of half-completed, grammatically incorrect sentences full of misspelled words.

It should be noted that this is not my first account. I've been writing fanfiction for eight years, and reading it for even longer.

P.S. If anyone noticed or cared, yes, I did remove one of my fics. Mostly because if I sat here from now to eternity holding down the 'u' key, I would still be unable to properly express how much it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. I'm only making a note of it because it is one of maybe three fics I've ever taken down; normally I leave my shame up for all to see and try to ignore it.

LJ: http://mintcrisp.livejournal.com/


Favorite Quotes:
NOTE: This section of my profile contains naughty words (aka F-bombs, lots of them), and is NOT spoiler-free.
As of right now, there are spoilers for: Shameless (US), Season 1.

"Take criticism, smash it into dust, add color, and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking thru endless fields of greatness."
-Matthew Grey Gubler. (Currently my icon)

"Becoming great at what you do says 'fuck you, haters' a lot better than a finger, or some words on a screen."
-Myself.

"He's your Maker, isn't he?"
"Don't use words you don't understand."
"You have a lot of love for him."
"...Don't use words I don't understand."
-Sookie Stackhouse and Eric Northman, True Blood.

"It is impossible to have loved someone. Either you always will, or you never truly did."
-Unknown

"I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone, woman, and bring me something brown."
"Brown?"
"Brown is a manly color."
-Jace and Isabelle Lightwood, The Mortal Instruments series - City of Glass.

"You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. Really let that seep in. What are you getting? Because to me, that's part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?"
-Flynn Rider, Tangled. This is my favorite movie ever. I am not even ashamed.

"You should know that this is the strangest thing I've ever done!"
-Flynn Rider, Tangled. While fending off a sword-fighting horse with a frying pan after taking out four members of the Royal Guard. The clincher? The horse is the best fighter.

"That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life."
-Chuck Palahniuk

"Kiss me and I'll cut your fucking tongue out."
-Mickey Milkovich, Shameless (US version).

"I - I miss you."
"Say that again and I'll rip your tongue out of your head."
/cue big, adorable smile from Ian/
-Ian Gallagher and Mickey Milkovich, Shameless (US). (Aren't obsessed with Ian's tongue or anything, are you Mickey? XD)

"You fucking suck!"
-Mickey Milkovich, Shameless (US). Why is this one of my favorite quotes? Because Mickey's yelling it at the guy who just shot him.

"But seriously, like... like, up the ass? Do you get used to that? Can someone get used to that? I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic. It just is." -Ian laughs- "What?"
"'It just is.' Like we're only given our lungs to freaking smoke, right?"
-Lip and Ian Gallagher, Shameless (US). ...while sharing a cigarette.

"Name a single time I've let you down."
-Lip Gallagher, Shameless (US).

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Tell Me The Reason Why by SensiblyTainted reviews
Harry is rescued at eight from his abusive uncle by five teen soldiers who've just won their own war. Under their tutelage, Harry comes to Hogwarts with skills the Wizarding world doesn't expect and brothers who won't let Harry go without a fight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 276,252 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P.
A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
You Name Like the Pope by aloxi reviews
"I'd name my kid something cool," he decides. "Like… like Bartholomew. Or Ploxy." Jade/Beck drabbles.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,387 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Breaking the Habit by Reverr reviews
Jade West is tired of being the jealous one. So she's breaking the habit. It's Beck's turn now. Eventual B/J. If I feel like it.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Beck O., Jade W.
Boys' Night by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zuko gets dumped. Sokka is the world's best wingman. There is chloroform.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Zombies Aren't Partial To Karaoke by coffee-stained lips reviews
When the students of Hollywood Arts awaken to find themselves in an apocalyptic world, they must replace microphones with guns. Because karaoke doesn't keep you alive.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010
I Am Not My Own by Shatteredsand reviews
If things were different, Beck might have fallen in love with Tori Vega. But they're not and he doesn't wish for even a second that they were. Because he's Jade's. Completely.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Simple Question by Sakurachild reviews
Previously named Precautions. explanation for changed title in ch.2 a/n. A series of short stories about Clare and Eli all beginning with the simple question, "What are you doing?"
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Green Apples by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — Beck has a confession. Cat has a solution. Jade is considering. And Tori is just confused. :: Tori x Jade x Beck ::
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Tori V., Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
My Best Theory by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
"You're not supposed to give one night stands your phone number." AU. Jade/Beck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Where We Started From by aloxi reviews
This is the moment James Oliver's life turns, not upside-down, but finally, blissfully, right-side up. / / Or, how Beck came about.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Beck O. - Complete
Paper Hearts by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
She throws them up into the air, only to watch them flutter down again like rain. Tori/Beck; Jade/Beck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Tori V. - Complete
Fly a Kite by Masquerading with Shadows reviews
"Shall we go fly a kite?" Jade-centric. Jade/Beck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
like smoke rising from the fire, taking me higher by aloxi reviews
Mariah West is fully aware that she's sort of a crappy mom. / / Or, how Jade grows up. Some JadeBeck.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Jade W. - Complete
Raising a Hand by LQ Aredhel reviews
JD's needy and submissive disposition lands him in trouble when he finds himself in an abusive relationship. SLASH JDxOMC JDCoxFriendship. Warnings: violence, language, and mentions of rape non explicit .
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,990 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Jekyll and Hyde by Mistiec reviews
The students at Point Place High knew senior year meant changes. They just weren't prepared for how many there actually would be.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2003
Bat's Girl by Constance Eilonwy reviews
There's something Terry doesn't know about his girlfriend Dana.
Batman Beyond - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2001
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Post-Traumatic Stress reviews
On his way home from the airport on a Saturday night, Beck finds a man in a diaper and a Prom Queen. / Continuation of Prom Wrecker. Beck/Jade
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Mom and Dad reviews
Andre notices an unexpected dynamic between his friends when they're separated from him and Tori. Beck/Jade
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Crunch, the Magic Dragon reviews
It was the tacos. Really, they couldn't be blamed. Robbie/Beck/Jade/Andre/Tori/Cat
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Erasers reviews
She doesn't know why he does it, but he can lie in bed for hours and trace over every scar she'd ever put on her body. Beck/Jade
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Maybe reviews
There was one thing Jade knew with absolute certainty; she could trust no one./Tori's actions in TGP causes Jade to question a building block of her worldview.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Waiting reviews
They can't do anything but watch it burn. Watch, and hope that their teammate wasn't caught in the flames.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Tiger Lilies reviews
"I want to meet your mom." Jake's run out of reasons to say no.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Clare E., Jake M. - Complete
Just Like Heaven reviews
Every night, she sang the same song. Some times it sounded angry, but most of the time it just sounded sad.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Morning After reviews
Because Beck gets everyone, in due time. Beck/Tori, Beck/others
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Are You From Tennessee? reviews
Hyde, Eric, Kelso and Fez are comparing pick-up lines when the girls walk in. But instead of changing the subject, Donna forces them to keep going. And Hyde finds, to no one's surprise, that he likes to tease Jackie. Hyde/Jackie, Eric/Donna, Fez/OC
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Steven H., Jackie B. - Complete
Mistakes of the Worst Kind reviews
Yeah, he knew he just screwed up big time. –Begins right after end of Pilot– Beck/Jade
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
The Endless Circle reviews
Their life in the Silver Millennium wasn't their first. Their life in Crystal Tokyo wouldn't be their last. They would die. And they would be reborn. And the one thing they knew for sure was that it would never, ever end. Character death. Makoto/Minako.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
I'm Saying You Can't Have It reviews
After the vote, Mace confronts Cassie, demanding to know how she can weigh the life of one person against the survival of mankind. He did, after all, require a unanimous vote. Mace/Cassie
Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Mace, Cassie - Complete