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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you scream when the toast pops out of the toaster but don't scream during scary movies. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you threaten to bite people if they don't quit whatever it is they are doing. Crazy is hissing Alice-style at people in the hallway when they laugh at you for being in a wheelchair. crazy is when you walk into a door then shout at it for being in your way, oh and then tell it that your never speaking to it again! = If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
If you cried in new moon then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile.
If you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.
If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile
If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and paste this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx , xxchrisnellexx, fruitsbasketfreak08, Randa111
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school. I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sory that I had to go, but mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, and all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; that I love him very much. And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my sister; that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends; That they were always the best. Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class. And never to forget this, don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw another docktor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, but mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid. I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But mommy I must go now, the time is getting late, mommy, tell my Zaack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true. And mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Please pass it on.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know