The Beached Pirate
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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1892163, Profile Updated: 06-23-10
Author has written 4 stories for One Piece.

"To the right To the left
we will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth,
It's a Brave New World from the last to the first."

-"This is War" (Song by 30 Seconds to Mars)


BIOGRAPHY


Name: I'm known as many things...
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Religion Practiced: Catholicism
Hometown: Atlanta, Georgia XD
Age: What's my age again?
Grade: 11th
Occupation: High school football manager/trainer
Personal Goals to Reach Before I Die:
- Go on a mission trip with my church to help out with the AIDS care centers in Africa.
- Circumnavigate the world on a sailing ship.
- Travel to Japan.
- Take a cross-country road trip to Anime Expo.

Favorite Actor: Jack Nicholson
Favorite Voice Actor: Tie between Chris Sabat and Johnny Bosch.
Favorite Comedian: Kathy Griffin
Favorite Talk-Show Host: Elen Degeneres


TRIVIA


The last execution at the Tower of London took place in World War II with the execution of Josef Jakobs, a German soldier.


FANDOMS AND PAIRINGS


Most of what you will see from me will be work based off of Oda Eiichiro's One Piece, and perhaps a drabble or two from Tite Kubo's Bleach.

One Piece
Most One Piece fics I write will be Zoro-centric, since he's probably my favorite character and his personality is one I can write the best. As of right now, I'm very behind in One Piece, so I will still be writing in the context of pre-Thousand Sunny, Robin, and Franky.
As far as pairings are concerned, I ship both het (ZoroxNami, maybe some LuffyxNami or SanjixNami) and yaoi (ZoroxSanji), but also expect non-pairing drabbles and series to emerge as well.

Bleach
I can write just about anything in Bleach, the only problem is that I don't have any motivation to do so. My three specialties are Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji, and Grimmjow Jaggerjack. But like I said, if I do even write anything for this show, it will be small and it probably won't happen often.
I ship het (IchigoxRukia, RenjixTatsuki) and yaoi (IchigoxRenji, IchigoxGrimmjow), and non-pairing scenarios.


WORKS


Title: Romantically Cliché
Category: One Piece
Rating: PG (K+)
Warnings: Zoro’s mouth
Parings: Vaguely hinted ZoroxNami
Summary: Why is it that people always confess their love for someone right before they die?
Word Count: 2,687

Title: Fatally Ironic
Category: One Piece
Rating: PG (K+)
Warnings: Blood, Chracter Death
Parings: ZoroxNami
Summary: So much for Nami and seeing if maybe, just maybe, he had a shred of humanity left.
Word Count: 2,100

Title: Estrogen Overload
Category: One Piece
Rating: PG-13 (T)
Warnings: Zoro's mouth, suggestive themes.
Pairings: ZoroxNami, if you squint.
Summary: Zoro was never going shopping with Nami again.
Word Count: 2,737

Title: Second Hand Kisses
Category: One Piece
Rating: PG-13 (T)
Warnings: Sanji's love for the word "shit."
Parings: ZoroxSanji, vague but there.
Summary: Nami explains to Zoro why things that have been in one person's mouth should not go into another's.
Word Count: 1,266

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Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Deception by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
Set after Water 7 arc. Zoro is being pestered by the whole crew because of his fear. He doesn't tell the others about the truth but he will soon regret it. Non-con included. Eventually SanjixZoro. Cover Image by picmurasaki.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,107 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You and I, Once Again by hakuzai reviews
Brothers were meant to be together, after all... Prussia's death and Germany's hope. Poor summary: More like a family than a romantic relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Pop! Cherry by Your Iron Lung reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sanji has quite the reputation; one that he fully accepts and holds with pride. However, his reputation gives him a potentially life changing curve-ball, one that may be able to help him turn his life of prostitution around for good. ZoSan AU yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Tear Down the Wall, Romeo by LightofaThousandSuns reviews
AU. A dictator has come into power, and divided an Empire into two parts: The Worthless and The Necessities. And two young boys on opposite sides of the Wall, will write letters to one another, fall in love, and start a Revolution. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,046 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Germany, Prussia
Heaven Can Wait by StarkBlack reviews
Set in the Memories universe. Sanji awakes to a beautiful morning and a beautiful gift.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 185,077 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Meet the Pressure by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Zoro/Sanji. In the underbelly of the ship, they burned.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Nightmare by EraseAlpha reviews
They were on a road trip.Their car broke down in a city.They are going to die. WARNING:This is violent,gory and bloody.It has several sexual references and Non-appropriate language.It is also SanNam and AU.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Beneath by dreamingfate reviews
AU: A swordsman with a mysterious, violent past falls for a singer in a run-down swing bar. It changes him in ways he couldn't have imagined. A tale of lonliness, friendship and sexual awakening in the 1960s. Zoro x Sanji/Sanji x Zoro. Explicit yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,269 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Mobster Romance by StarkNekkid reviews
Long after Prohibition's end, gangs are still at large and as powerful as every. What going to happen when Sanji has to pay off a debt to one of the biggest gangs in New York? Will something good come out of this? Takes place in the 1940's. AU, Yaoi ZoSan
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
Herzeleid by captain con queso reviews
They laugh because they will not cry. Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The End by brindis reviews
It was February of 1947. Ludwig and Gilbert both knew what was going to happen. They just didn’t want to believe it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Six Months and Counting by TheDoublemintTwins11 reviews
Sometimes, when you're thousands of miles away, a letter's all you've got. Rated T for slight swearing, ZoLu, AU, War-fic of sorts, Now with an alternate ending for those prefer happy endings, and Zoro's POV on how he survived and made it home.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Zoro, Luffy
Stormy Life by ThunderStorm-8 reviews
Zoro and Nami, drugged and kidnapped by the navy only find comfort in each other through the pain of torture and discovery of...Final chapter up now with extras at the end REDONE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,821 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Moments by saxgirl42 reviews
A series of short stories revolving around hugging, bonding, and the Straw Hat Crew's swordsman.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Zoro - Complete
Legacies by sylveisaque reviews
A modern-day look back at legacies left by the most influential people to live their lives on the Four Blues.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Scarred Heart by Ephereal reviews
modern AU; Although he doesn’t look like the type to settle down, Roronoa Zoro has been married five times in his life. Zoro centric. Zoro/various.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Zoro - Complete
Clockwork March by Takato Metallium reviews
AU. All it took was one moment to go horribly wrong. All it took was for a simple curse to have been placed on the treasure of the Pirate King. Now Monkey D. Luffy and his Mugiwara Kaizokudan travel the Grand Line, leaving nothing but death in their wake.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2009
Cosa Nostra by Pamplemoose reviews
Things are changing in the Big City. As the top Families prepare for war, Don Luffy bring a newcomer Zoro into his family. Will this decision propel him towards the position of top don? Or will Zoro's past and dreams tear the family's goal apart?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,459 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Quitting by Hydra-Star reviews
A calloused thumb lightly traced circles on her back, sending shivers up her spine. She had seen his hands crush strong men, but he’d never hurt her. Zoro couldn't be called a gentle man in anything he did, but in his arms she’d always felt safe. ZoNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Passion by Vampiric Charms reviews
They had snuck away while the rest of the crew was finishing dinner. It had been a long day, and neither could stand to keep their hands off each other any longer. Major Robin/Zoro fluff. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Robin, Zoro - Complete
I'm Dying Without You by x-waterlily-x reviews
We all have our inner demons. Zoro is about to find out that his could cost him more than he bargained for. ZoNa
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
More than the Act by cherrichik reviews
This was about respect. Zoro x Nami, Rated just to be safe. NO SMUT
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
Quiet Routine by Fushigi Kismet reviews
Nami listens to the sounds she loves.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Nami, Zoro - Complete
The Perfect Wedding by mandarin'peel reviews
She did not have the perfect wedding. Nami had always thought of her perfect wedding to be...perfect. What actually happened was something she would have never dreamed of. ZoNa, ZoroxNami oneshot
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Earrings by Solo Loco Ellingson-Rose reviews
Luffy wants to look cool, and he thinks that Zoro looks cool, so he decides to try and look like his first mate.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Memories of You by Constable Remington reviews
AU ZoLu Zoro is sent off to war and returns... but what will happen afterwards? Four endings, all soon to come.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Luffy, Zoro
Loyalties by AstroKender reviews
Loyalty is important when facing the dangers of the Grand Line. The difference between life and death loyalty is the last thing you want to fail. Zoro's actions lead the others to question his intentions, especially when he comes after their lives!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,564 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
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Second Hand Kisses reviews
Nami explains to Zoro why something that has been in one person's mouth should no go into another's.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Estrogen Overload reviews
Zoro was never going shopping with Nami again.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Fatally Ironic reviews
So much for Nami and seeing if maybe, just maybe, he had a shred of humanity left. Zoro on love, death, and the pain they both bring. Sequel to Romantically Cliche.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Romantically Cliché reviews
Why is it that people always confess their love for someone right before they die? Zoro and Nami on sharing, books, and romantics.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Zoro, Nami - Complete