Zombie Misanthropy
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Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25055 - Favs: 12,173 - Follows: 8,239 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by x-Twitch-x reviews
Bella's already having a bad day, and getting a call from a telemarketer only makes it worse. But there's something different about the mysterious stranger selling life insurance. AU/AH, alternating perspectives. Always BPOV then EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,965 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mad World by abbri22 reviews
Charlotte has always been conservative, very conservative. When she meets Bad ass, famous Robert Pattinson, he changes everything. Will she give up everything she's ever known? a very Robbie fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009
The Sales Associate by pencildrawings reviews
Bella works in a women's undergarment store when she spots a handsome stranger. What's worse is that he's buying lingerie that certainly isn't for him. Misunderstanding? Or is the man undoubtedly taken as Bella suspects,considering her place of employment
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Figure Me Out by Neica reviews
“She’s bitter. She’s practically mute. She has walls built so high around herself -no one can get through to her. She’s Isabella Swan- your new, loner roommate.” When Jasper's brother comes to stay at his apartment, Bella is less than happy. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cage reviews
They're killers, they were sent to prison but when they're invited to a game called The Cage, what will they do? 6 murderers haunted by their pasts meet. If they survive, they're free but if they lose, will they only lose their freedom? AU,dark, all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009