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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1892346, Profile Updated: 08-01-11
Author has written 9 stories for Labyrinth, Sweeney Todd, Alice, 2009, Zombieland, and Repo! The Genetic Opera.

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Hmm. I suppose I'll put something here, ehh? Well, first things first, my name is Linz. :D You could say I’m a nerd, or a Nerdette, really. ;D But I think I'm a pretty swell gal, myself. I love my life and I love my friends (if you hurt them, I will hunt you down with an exacto knife. :D). I have a cat that I love more than anything (Bazil), and a giant stuffed bear that I lovingly call Checkers (don't ask). I love cars more than the average girl, and I’m fully capable of driving them at ridiculous speeds. :D I’m positively a nutter for reading and writing, and fanfiction is one of the geekiest things I do. S’pose that’s why I’m here, ehh? :D

If you want to know more about me, just message me. I promise I won't bite!

Hard. ;D

loveteahats,
linzxhatter

I have a DevientART! (nothing's on there at the moment, but I will be putting original works on there eventually. :3)

Check out my youtube channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/linzhatterxx?feature=mhee (again, nothing on there YET; as soon as I actually have time to myself, I'll be doing (hopefully) at least one video every two weeks or so)

I also have a fictionpress! http://www.fictionpress.com/~lindzypops

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfiction stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Lucy sucks, DON'T FORGET IT!!

If You Have You Own Little Theme Song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug copy and paste this onto your profile

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Ways to know you are obsessed with Sweeney Todd:

1. Every time you hear the word 'epiphany' you immediately think of someone saying 'how about a shave?'

2. 'Baker' and 'widow' become one and the same to you.

3. You find yourself unable to consume a meat pie without gagging or giving the chef a funny look.

4. You can't sit in a barber's chair without checking for gears beneath the cushion.

5. Con-men all start to have a strange Italian accent, even when they really don't.

6. The phrase 'God that's good' makes you think of cannibalism.

7. Any form of lyrics with the line 'pretty women' gives you the odd feeling of someone hovering over you holding something sharp.

8. You have a strange phobia of tea kettles.

9. Whenever you see a building with a window on the roof, you think of Sweeney Todd up there

10. You drive by a Barber shop and think 'hmm'

11. When you see someone wearing a black and white striped shirt, it reminds you of Sweeney in his beach outfit...

You know you're Sweeney Todd Obssessed When:

Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart.

You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O.

You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd.

You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. Believe me, it's hard. I live two hundred metres from the ocean lol.

You've written your own Sweeney fic.

Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think!

You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset,

red and white by the sea bustle dress...

Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

"~Things I have learned from sweenett fan fiction~

Deep down, (really deep), Sweeney means it when he calls Mrs. Lovett 'pet', 'love', etc.

Albert was mean to Nellie and bossed her around.

Mrs. Lovett's first name is either Nellie or Eleanor.

Sweeney gets mad and explodes if you call him Benjamin.

Sweeney is Nellie's protector.

When on a scary rollercoaster, Sweeney can hold on to Mrs. Lovett without caring if anyone cared.

Sweeney is able to forgive.

"Life is for the alive, my dear, so lets keep living it, just keep living it, really living it!" -Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and paste this into your profile

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "You will die in seven days..."

A friend helps you up when you fall. A BEST friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you thier umbrella in the rain. A BEST friend takes yours and says, "RUN, bitch! RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A BEST friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A BEST friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, geez!

Everything in this room is eat-able, even I’m eat-able. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world go, "WTF??"

Come join the dark side, we have cookies!! mu hu hu ha ha ha!!

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

i've got ADD and magic markers, oh the fun I will have

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!), xxlindzzz (Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Marty McFly, Mr Darcy, Danny Phantom, Tobias Ragg, Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands, basically any Johnny Depp character (this includes the Mad Hatter – only Johnny Depp could make him look hot), Hatter, probably a million others that I’m forgetting. Ha.)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.

If you believe that Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett found eachother and lived happily ever after after they died because it’s the only way you can accept the ending of the movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the ending of Sweeney Todd despite the fact that Mr. T and Mrs Lovett both bit it because if how twisted and beautiful it was, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sweenett is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its ahell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, THeThroppSistersandCompany (Elphaba)-Gryffindor, ByTheBeautifulSea- Slytherin-Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Hufflepuff forever!), xxlindzzz (Ravenclaw)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If you think the second best line is one of the longest (“Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two; there’s the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one’s face; look at me, Mrs. Lovett, look at you!”), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have watched Sweeney Todd so much that the DVD skips...

If you hate awesome musicals with sadistic barbers and ladies who bake people into pies, There is something seriously wrong with you. Kay?

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

Crazy is when you go through the halls singing "Sweeney Todd" lyrics and then writing them down on your paper instead of doing your actual work.

Crazy is when every little thing reminds you of the movie "Sweeney Todd" even when someone says the word "properly."

Crazy is when you randomly start talking/singing in a british accent because something reminded you of "Sweeney Todd".

Crazy is when you do your hair like Mrs. Lovett almost everyday and people look at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you sing "Worst Pies in London" and dance around the kitchen of your place of employment whenever a customer walks in. And that place of employment is a pizza place. Needless to say, you were taken off morning shift very quickly.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you got and laughed at the line, "The trouble with Poet is how do you know its deceased?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

Paste this into your profile is you're a procrastination addict

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Crazy is when you want to move to England just because they have the best vocabulary you've ever heard in your life!

Crazy is when you write down the lyrics to your favorite musical songs during class, along with your own added commentary.

If you think that stupid Sonny should go to therapy to fix his 'coocoo for cocoa puffs' issue, copy and paste this to your profile

if you hate Lucy Barker, and think Sweeney should just marry Mrs.Lovett already, copy and paste this onto your profile!!

Crazy is when you burst into song at a completely random moment. Give yourself bonus points if its an original spur of the moment song.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have had mean teachers who you think act like idiots sometimes and
make stupid jokes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that
wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You
will have your heart broken probably more than once and
it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so
remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight
with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things
an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast,
and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too
many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never
been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset
is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be
afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never
begin.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...randomly cackle, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, IxShallxCryxToxicxTears,XxXbAbYbXxX,ZacEfronandJohnCenaluvr, laughter.is.the.best.medicine, Dana Flame Princess, Nellie-flipping-Lovett, lindzxhatter

If you think that Writer's Block blows copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about something you've never seen, seen it the very next day, and thought you were going crazy, copy this into your profile


PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.

If you get really pissed off when someone says homosexuality is gross/unnatural/a sin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever refered to a razor as your friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms, Dana Flame Princess, -Nellie-flipping-Lovett, lindzxhatter

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms, Dana Flame Princess, -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Sweenett!!), lindzxhatter

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I thought nothing was gonna harm you, not while I was around.
I thought nothing was gonna harm you, no sir, not while I was around.
Demons are prowling everwhere, nowadays.
I wish I could of sent them howling,
I didn't have a care. I wish I had ways.
I thought nothing was gonna hurt you,
Nothing was gonna dare.
Others can desert you, you told me not to worry, you whistled but I just couldn't be there.
Demons'll charm you with a smile, for a while, but in time,
Somthing harmed you while I was around.
-
If you've lost someone you love very much, and you wish you could turn back time, copy and paste this to your profile

If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you go around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, and guess what's in it!", copy and paste this to your profile

If you love Johnny Depp, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak

10 WAYS YO KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH SECRET WINDOW

1. You get scared when you see a shovel or a screwdriver.

2. When you have corn for a meal, you look at it skeptically but then bite into it, careful to make a loud sound!

3. When you see corn you yell, "TED AND AMY!!"

4. You started loving Mountain Dew and Doritos after you saw the movie. In all honesty, I loved them before, but it got worse afterward haha

5. You have a fan-girl freak out when you see Morton Salt.

6. You've taken the line, "I'm just peachy, Mr. Shooter, how are you?" but made it apply to another person you know.

7. You noticed that I forgot the "oh" in the line above. It's "Oh, I'm just peachy..."

8. You get sad if someone buys you a BOTTLE of mountain dew instead of a can.

9. Even though it's a fictional story it changed your opinion on cabins by lakes.

10. You're planning on copying this and pasting it on your profile, the adding a BUNCH of other stuff to the list!

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile. Death to the stupid, shiney sensitive vampire!

If you think that vampires should be blood thirsty, bodice ripping monsters, and not sensitive sparkly poofs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Jack Heart is an arrogant SOB, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel for Hatter the moment he turned around in his chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this if you were mildly-extremely depressed/annoyed at the lack of a Cheshire Cat in Syfy’s Alice

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m a WOMAN WHO SWEARS, so I MUST be trash.
I’m a GIRL WHO LIKES CARS, so I MUST be a redneck.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish (on a fairly regular basis; some people think I’m actually from Ireland x), Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Princess Bride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.I am the girl who wouldn’t stand for a friend being hurt and would never backstab someone else. I am the girl who you might look past at first, but when you get to know me, I pretty much rock your world. I am the girl who doesn’t care about what others think of her, and isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Northern Grunge, lindzxhatter

If you squeal like a little fangirl everytime Hatter messes with his hat in some amazing way/shape/form, copy and paste!

If you think Hatter looked most dashing when he was bruised and beaten, and hate how he cleans up at the end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve sat and wondered why the eff Jack’s hair changes color AND style after he’s back in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you caught all the references to the book while watching Syfy’s Alice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would drop dead in the off chance that Hatter fixed that cocky, smoldering gaze on you and said something (it honestly could be anything, the friggen time of day), copy and paste this into your profile.

Jack Heart is a douche, and don't forget it!

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DECEPTICONS

If you're addicted to the knife, copy and paste this into your profile!

Some visuals for my story, One Slip!

Karma:

Sterling Gilmore/Cheshire:

Anderson White/White Rabbit:

Serendipity Heart/Lady Gaga:

Love, tea and hats to all.

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From Shadow to Light by MikeMuir0178 reviews
Suffering from a strange illness, Midna has returned to Hyrule three months later. But the people of Hyrule still remember the darkness and fear what the Twili may bring should they return. Hunted down, Midna searches for the only one who can help.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,877 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Midna, Link
A Parallel Universe by strella.smith reviews
What if Polly Cronin had not been able to shut Fred up in the jack-in-the-box? This story takes place in an alternate universe where this was the case and we see what ensues because of Fred's uninterrupted presence in Lizzy's life.
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,966 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Kidney Pie by Obscure Bird reviews
Todd and Lovett's plans for revenge and romance get a bit more complicated as Jack the Ripper takes a stab at the ladies of Fleet Street. Because after all, the best way to a woman's heart is to shove the entrails out of the way and reach up under the rib cage...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,465 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 8/31/2008
Um by The Emcee reviews
Based on Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. What's really going through the Knave of Hearts' head when he first meets Alice, a.k.a. Um?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,994 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Moments by Defying.Expectations reviews
Collection of 100 word drabbles. Various characters, pairings, genres, and situations.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Sunlit Days by HPPhoenix07 reviews
A compilation of mostly 100-word drabbles, though some are longer, of different moments involving Harry and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Demon's Fate by meguhanu reviews
It's been 3 years. Sarah wishes back Eric because of the new gang in the city. But Sarah's wish soons turns to terror when The Crow comes back instead of Eric. And now The Crow wants to have some deadly fun, with or without Sarah. Crow Movie/Crow Series
Crow - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Eric
Garden of Eden by LVOWL reviews
After taking the blame for a prank, Eden has no choice but to work for Mort to pay off the damages. But are the locals right about his murderous past? Whether she likes it or not, she's about to find out!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/2/2008
Time Heals Everything by Ell'ah reviews
It isn't Harlow's beauty, brilliance or benign nature that has Ryan Buell head over heels in love with her - it's his horrified obsession with her past, her nightmares and her seemingly hopeless future thats got him hooked for good. PARANORMAL STATE
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 234,689 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/19/2009
Checkmate by iHeartE.D reviews
Takes place on the ocean liner: The conversation between Vlad and Dimitri as they are playing a simple game of chess, and Vlad can't help but notice his young ward's distracted behavior... Mild language, ONESHOT
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri - Complete
Angel of by London Bai reviews
Sarah has picked a violin, and Jareth had noticed. Her nightly dreams have changed again and causes her to do something she could become sorry for. As her life unfolds, she finds that she was more wrong than she could imagine.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,451 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Sarah, Jareth] - Complete
Proof of Heaven by Pamena reviews
A world in which Lucy never took the poison, Johanna is no one’s ward, and Sweeney Todd comes home to a normal family. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,642 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Oil And Blood by Abraxas Qlippoth reviews
A collection of oneshots/drabbles/etc written in reply to several LJ comms.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010
Tales From The Labyrinth by Angel Of Broadway reviews
A series of one-shots and stories involving characters of the Labyrinth. Some funny, some romantic, and some just downright strange. Mostly J/S, OOCness, rating for later chapters.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,747 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Repo Girl by The Famous Fire Lady M reviews
Mia, a strange girl with a morbid curiosity, becomes the first ever Assistant to the Repo Man, much to Nathan's chagrin. But first, she has to brave living in the Wallace Household. RepoxOCxNathan. Yes, it's a love triangle.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,737 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Nathan, Shilo
Only Time by GoforthAndConquer reviews
Time was always on Hatter's side. Now that's all he has. Unless he does something about it. Hatter x Alice. Based on Syfy's Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
Tourniquet by Miss Annabel Lenore Ragg reviews
What if things had happened differently that night in the bake house? What if Toby hadn't been able to hide from Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett? Eventual Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,664 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Mayhem Abounding by BreathOfNocte reviews
A generally chaotic romance between our favorite heroine, Sarah, and our favorite villain, Jareth, with plenty of goblins and silliness and fluff. Who could resist? JS - Not a crackfic, I swear... REVAPMED, and UPDATED
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,296 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Listen to your Heart by WillowDarling reviews
Its years later and Alice feels a loss in her life. Landing herself back into Wonderland, she is faced with another mess of troubles. With a few maturity adjustments and a new set of plot twists, will Alice finally find what she has been missing? AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,914 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Madder by Sar-kaz-m reviews
SyFy's Alice. Updated to be a collection of drabbles and one-shots. Ch4 and Ch7 are M rated!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
A Very Unmerry Unbirthday by kryptofreak reviews
Syfy's Alice. Alice has left Wonderland, leaving Hatter alone. He's left behind, regretting not going with her. Goes into Hatter's past as well as what he did before returning to Alice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/12/2009
Juliet or Julius? Capulet or Caesar? by Duck Life reviews
When Henry and Jasper come home to learn that Maggie has killed herself, Henry doesn't believe it. With a grief-stricken Jasper trying to stop him, Henry digs deeper. Jaggie. Character Death... or is it? Please R&R!
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Henry G., Jasper B. - Complete
I'm Falling by Vitality Keys reviews
What if Eddie Macintosh actually did hold a gun in his hand when three unexpected visitors appear at his shop? What if he isn't actually as nice as he wants them to think? What if, he's after the moola for himself? Henry x Maggie
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Henry G., Maggie W.
Never Over Tomorrow by Vitality Keys reviews
As it Turns out, HenRy's luck finally catches up to him. The maiden doesn't only take his confidence, but his life. A story as seen throUgh the eyes of a distressed Maggie Winnock, and how she wished she had just one more day. To tell Henry, Everything.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Maggie W., Henry G.
We Live in Adventure by Bramblerose4 reviews
I blame Henry. It's his fault. He started it. HenryXAnyone For Vitality Palmer's i-pod challenge.
Unnatural History - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Henry G. - Complete
Violently Happy by Clementine Lee reviews
His entire world was made up of games. Sick, childish games. What will happen when Paige finds herself not only forced to play, but also demanded to be the next installment of his team? Paul/OC. Set after Funny Games. R&R!
Funny Games U.S. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009
Acrostic by Emmi Fireworkz reviews
It's English class, and the trio is learning about acrostic poems. What happens when Jasper catches a glimpse of Maggie's acrostic poems, and suddenly he's desperate to find out more? Jaggie.
Unnatural History - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Jasper B., Maggie W.
Only the Good Die Young by Rogue Amazon Boo reviews
Response to Challenge. One Shot. Maggie has an interesting experience that may lead to a change in how she sees Henry.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Henry G., Maggie W. - Complete
Harder to Breathe by Duck Life reviews
First UH fic, Jaggie. Takes place during "Public School Enemies." Please tell me if the Jaggie seems too overdramatic or unrealistic, because that's what I'm trying to avoid. Please R&R! Oneshot.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Maggie W., Jasper B. - Complete
Just a Dance by Razzledazzy reviews
Maggie asks Jasper to be her date for the Military Ball. Multi-Chapter. Jaggie -HIATUS
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Maggie W., Jasper B.
Shut Up and Kiss Me by Simply Marina reviews
Cuz it's a love-hate relationship, you say you can't handle it. But there's no way to stop this now. So shut up and kiss me. "Shut Up and Kiss Me" by Orianthi. Jaggie Oneshot .
Unnatural History - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Jasper B., Maggie W. - Complete
When I Look At You by flystyle23.go.dolphins reviews
Jasper finds Maggie sitting on his porch. The link stopped working so I had to re-upload this. Jaggie, a little OOC. Mentions attempted suicide.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Maggie W., Jasper B. - Complete
The Best Combination by Simply Marina reviews
Journals, necklaces, and riddles are a good combination for Maggie Winnock. This one-shot is in Maggie's point-of-view. Jaggie.
Unnatural History - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Jasper B., Maggie W. - Complete
53 Ways Not To Die A Slow And Painful Death by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
53 ways not to die a slow and painful death by annoying Erik for dummies. you know who you are.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Mood Rings by Enula reviews
Burton's Alice. Three years have past and Alice is now returning. The Red Queen has escaped and is looking for revenge, so it's up to Alice and Hatter to once again risk their lives for Underland. Rated T for now. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,435 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Kiss Me I'm Irish by Leannan Sith reviews
After celebrating St. Patrick's Day, Sarah stumbles home to her apartment at 3:00 am, only to find a certain Goblin King awaiting her. And he isn't even wearing green.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
10 Impossible Things by Sammi-neechan reviews
Since defeating the Jabberwocky, Alice has come to believe four more impossible things. Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Love Is Madness by annie-lauren reviews
My insight into the minds of the Hatter and Alice. Based on Burton. HatterxAlice
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Things That Begin With the Letter M by No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
Marriage." Alice x Hatter one-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
For You by No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
In which Alice returns. AlicexHatter one-shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Who's China? by Toesocks29 reviews
Movieverse. A buzzed Mad Hatter receives news about Alice sailing over to China. He asks her about this so called China and a little madness ensures as the end result. One-shot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Complete
Madly, Deeply, Sincerely by fyd818 reviews
Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Double drabble. A small peek into Alice’s thoughts and feelings on the White Queen’s balcony at night. Hint of AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Your Luck Is Finally Changing by Kyriana42 reviews
Spoiler's for Syfy's Alice. What would've happened had Jack shown up a few seconds later, the history between Mad March and Hatter...and Much more! Alice/Hatter Possible Spoilers
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,425 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Sweeney Todd's Torture Program by unamuerte reviews
The Sequel to Signor Pirelli's Dating Game! Read that one first if you're confused, but it's not hard to follow! Feel free to add your own suggestions, advice, ideas. By the way, it does say TORTURE. So if you're squeamish, go away please.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Heroine and the Hatter by ArdelliaBlade reviews
Finally!" Yes, awesome line Hatter, but we wanted to know more. What happened next? A look at what might happen after Hatter finds himself in the world of the Oysters. Alice/Hatter
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,053 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
Inconspicuous by Skybright Daye reviews
In which Jekyll and Skinner take a walk, Jekyll asks an unbearably awkward question, and an understanding is reached. Short friendship fic.
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Skinner, Jekyll/Hyde - Complete
LXG: The Opera Ghost Affair by Q42 reviews
When a British playwright goes missing in Paris, the League is called upon to locate him. Could the mysterious Phantom really be Moriarty, back from the dead? Or are our heroes up against an even stranger foe?
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009
Nightshade Lullaby by Pierides reviews
In his profession partners were few and far between, friendships were even rarer; but, what bloomed between him and her was the last thing anyone expected. Jonathan/Pamela AKA Scarecrow/Poison Ivy
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,857 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Iellix reviews
We all have secrets, no matter where we come from or what we do. There's no escaping it--ever. Alice and Hatter have to learn how to deal with that.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Tea For Two by Saturnian Sorceress reviews
SyFy's "Alice." Glimpses into the relationship between Alice and Hatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
The Taming of Mr T by unamuerte reviews
What if Sweeney hadn't pushed Mrs Lovett in the oven? Could he and Mrs Lovett have the seaside life she'd always dreamed of? Or will the ghost of Lucy always get in the way? Finally Completed!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,628 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Hats Off by Sar-kaz-m reviews
SyFy's Alice. "I -- I hardly know, sir, just at present -- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then." Rating going up. COMPLETE.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Heart by XxRandomHeartxX reviews
It's like she's always been a part of his life. Like she's a piece of his anatomy, something important, like his heart. She's keeping him going. Hatter's POV. Oneshot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
A Surprise for Alice by Temporary Devotion reviews
Hatter has a surprise planned just for Alice, digging back into his Wonderland roots. Rated T to be safe!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
faded from the winter by vega-de-la-lyre reviews
There is a girl behind the curtains, sitting curled up on the windowsill, elbow pressed against the glass. Anya and Dimitri, pre-movie.
Anastasia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Sledgehammer by the cowardly figment reviews
Based of Syfy Mini-Series Alice. Alice chose Jack and stayed in Wonderland ruling as the new Queen. Hatter, hurt and bitter still runs his tea shop and helps Alice but things aren't the same. Then one day a new girl falls through the looking glass...
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Hatter
Lying as an Art Form by northern.grunge reviews
She was a strange oyster. The only one I’d ever met who hadn’t been… changed by the Queen. And like most people she didn’t trust me. I had to change that. This is the story of how exactly she came to trust me. Non-mushy. Hatter POV.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,579 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
A Child's Happily Ever After by Morine123 reviews
A week in Wonderland is an hour in Alice's world. So what exactly happened in the time that Hatter was not there? What will happen next? What were Hatter's plans after he found Alice? Syfy Alice/Hatter. Title subject to change
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,847 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009
What to Expect by Fluffy Darkness reviews
Syfy's Alice. Hatter hadn’t known what to expect, but a pretty girl in a very wet dress had not been among his guesses. A collection of not-drabbles.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009
The Thirty Second Word by ArtsyChick reviews
“I need a dress.” I felt my face getting hot. “Not for me, of course. For my friend. She’s a girl.”
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Crazy For This Girl by ArtsyChick reviews
“Something wrong Your Highness?” I asked patronizingly. “Never seen a half-naked man before?”
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Hard to Believe by Petite Moineau reviews
Alice and Hatter have been seeing each other for a few months. Their arguing keeps them from moving on. But when Hatter is stuck in Alice's world, they find themselves in a difficult situation. . .complete with surprise visits from Wonderlanders :D
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - [Alice H., Hatter]
Ten reasons why you never take Hatter to Wall Mart by folgersgirl reviews
Needless to say, your Hatter is one curious man, and taking him to Wall Mart is a serious no-no. Based off the characters of Syfy's alice. I own nothing
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009
NotsoWonderland by Foxtail-Padfoot reviews
Hatter's miserable in Alice's world, but when he returns, Wonderland isn't like he left it. Hatter x Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hatter, Alice H.
Symptoms of Madness by songofmars reviews
Alice's POV. Takes place in Pt1 of the series, when she, Hatter and Charlie are journeying to the Kingdom of Knights. Shows her internal conflict over her growing interest in Hatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Parlous by Arella1 reviews
Alice looks back on Hatter's actions as well as her own during their race across Wonderland. Something in that first hour defined their relationship.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - [Alice H., Hatter] - Complete
A Christmasland Adventure by TreeHugger091188 reviews
Hatter's first Christmas in Alice's world turns out to be quite the doozy.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
Tea and Crumpets by Ava Telcontar reviews
Syfy's Alice. Missing scenes. Be kind.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009
The show must go on by Labmama reviews
Hatter after Alice goes through the mirror. His thoughts mixed with Queen's "the show must go on" Rated T for some mild british cursing.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Raspberry Tights by GoforthAndConquer reviews
Hatter has a particular fixation he just can't seem to ignore. Alice x Hatter. Rated M just to be safe.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
All I Need Is My Hat and You by paintedallup reviews
Hatter/Alice
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Hatter Is A Con Man by songofmars reviews
set post-show. A short, fluffy glimpse into the trouble Hatter gets into when he's in our world.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
So Close by Erik'sTrueAngel reviews
This is another “what if” scenario of Alice and Hatter’s almost first kiss. Gotta love those two and damn that Jack!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Alice likes Hatter by Sar-kaz-m reviews
SyFy's Alice. Just a little cheery vignette.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Touch by randomchick1995 reviews
Based on SyFy’s Alice. Oysters are used as emotion generators. Hatter discovered that the hard way. Now that he realizes what’s happening, what will he do?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Mother and Son by TestifyGenius reviews
A one-shot about Jack Heart and his ties to his mother.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jack Hearts/Jack Chase, Queen of Hearts - Complete
I'm Lost Without You by Shannon B reviews
Syfy's Alice. Alice is back in her world and Hatter is still in Wonderland. Can he get over her and move on with the help of his two best friends? He faces old hurts and a new threat that comes for Wonderland. Will get heavy in later chapters. Please R/R!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009
Hatter's Emotions by Akatsuki Child reviews
At first, Hatter had just seen the emotions in viles. Now, he’s experiencing them. Based off of SyFy’s Alice. HatterAlice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Seventeen Whole Minutes by Shadow Sakura reviews
Syfy's Alice, which I don't own. Hatter almost made a very stupid mistake. Also posted in Books as "Seventeen Minutes."
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Waiting For Alice by Badd Wolf reviews
Hatter couldn't stand waiting for her; it was too painful sometimes, but when he saw her running into the building. He knew that the waiting would be worth it when she remembered him.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Plans by A Paper Moon reviews
She had formulated a plan; get to Wonderland, retrieve Jack, get out. Easy. Simple, even. Well, it would have been, had a certain Hatter not made an appearance. Based on SyFy's 'Alice.' Pairing: David Hatter/Alice Hamilton FTW!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Shattered by HAPPY HEARTS CASINO reviews
Based on Syfy's Alice. "You only knew me as your mother's creation Jack. You never once stopped to think who I might have been before". What might be a bit of a crazy idea of Duchess' backstory, and how she links into this new Wonderland-verse.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Duchess
From Here to There by paleowriter reviews
When Alice leaves Wonderland, Hatter has some decisions to make. Based on SyFy's "Alice".
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Curves by HI MY NAME IS uncool reviews
In which Alice has saucy undies, and Hatter is appropriately interested.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
An Adult Conversation by Random Romantasist 999 reviews
Based on SyFy's Alice. A drabbleish one-shot. Kinnda fluffy maybe... Hatter and Alice get in a fight. Alot funnier than it sounds. AxH
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Let Me Make One Thing Clear by Shadow Sakura reviews
Syfy's Alice, which does not belong to me. In which Hatter and Alice talk about tying the knot. Also posted in Books as "Living in Sin."
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Mad Musings by Heavenmetal reviews
Based on Syfy's Alice. Hatter's thoughts as he's tortured.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hatter - Complete
Time to Pretend by Hotarukun reviews
from the Syfy miniseries, Alice. The night back from Wonderland, Alice dreams about the men in her life. Totally HatterxAlice of course.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Full Circle by QuiescenceAerium reviews
Alice and Hatter are settling in the real world when events bring them back to Wonderland to face new evils and new circumstances
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hatter, Alice H.
SyFy's Alice drabbles sort of by SkinXLess reviews
a little too long to be drabbles. About syFy's pairing of Alice and Hatter from SyFy's Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Something Like Treasure by marinawings reviews
When Ben and Riley set out to find Revolutionary War gold, they become involved in much more than they bargained for. With Abigail and redheaded newcomer Rachel in tow, they find more than just gold. This includes danger and romance. RileyOC, BenAbi.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Riley P., Ben G.
Laughing Digits by Tysonkaiexperiment reviews
Complete! Dedicated to Rhapsody's Raven for the plot, based of Syfy's Alice. They didn't have to worry about the queen's watchful gaze on their backs, so when she found the spot that made him giggle she wasn't going to let it go easily. HatterAlice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Wake Up Call by LizardBot reviews
Syfy's Alice. Everything had gone so wrong, and she wasn't just crying for her father, she was crying for the things she'd done in Wonderland, the things that had been done to her, and all the in-between. Oneshot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
His Coat by Akatsuki Child reviews
Alice forgot to give him his coat back before she left Wonderland. ‘Well,’ Hatter thought, ‘I guess I have another reason to go see her.’ Based on SyFy’s Alice. HatterAlice. Complete.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
And they lived by Terrini reviews
Based off of SyFy's "Alice". It's all in the title - Alice and Hatter's live after the end of "Alice". Mini-fic. Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
A Grin to Remember by Lind126 reviews
The Cheshire Cat scene that SHOULD have happened in SyFy's Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Alice Of Legend by Tysonkaiexperiment reviews
Complete! Based off Syfy's Alice. She was more amazing then she gave herself credit for, Hatter knew every moment she took the problems on her shoulders that she was the Alice of Legend. HatterAlice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
An Unsuccessful Snatch by Cirolane reviews
Post movie: Anya and Dmitri have a game they play.
Anastasia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Miracles by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Two months after his death, Mrs. Lovett has to deal with the result of granting her husband's last wish. To her utter surprise, none other than Sweeney Todd is willing to help her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,358 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Phantom Lovely by Scarlett Masquerade reviews
Sweeney was not killed by Toby on that fateful night, but Nellie lies in ashes at the bottom of her oven. A mysterious voice revives her and gives her the chance for revenge on Todd as a ghost only he can see.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Music and Spirits by Alexa Twitch reviews
When a case pops up in southern territory, the team happily accepts the case. But they find that this case is more than just a simple haunting. They have to unravel one family's dark history before it's too late. RyanOC, possible SergeyOC and HeatherOC.
Paranormal State - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009
Leahs Book:Thirteen Reasons Why by famouslastwordsx reviews
Version of 13 Reasons Why by Jay Asher, Leah Clearwater/Twilight Version. There are 13 Reasons Why Leah ended her life- and as Jacob reads through them, he finds he's on the list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Leah, Jacob
Sarah's Wish by hopeless.romantic.3739 reviews
Sarah impulsively wishes to return to the Labyrinth. Will she be prepared for what she finds there? Will you be prepared for what your find beyond this link? Find out by clicking!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sarah, Jareth
Let's Talk About Sex by Dwimordene reviews
Because with sex and politics, there's always more than meets the eye. 2007 movie consistent; AU for ROTF characterization. Sam, Mikaela, Bumblebee, Blaster, and Ratchet. Rating for theme. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Sweeney in Seven by Avery Taylor reviews
A more-or-less seven minute play hitting most of the points in Sweeney Todd. Zooming for the plot makes for a hilarious little skit!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
I Might Need You by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. When Sweeney hurts Mrs. Lovett and loses her affection, he finds out he might need her after all.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Never Knew by valueofdeception reviews
Sweeney's point of view at the end. surprising. at least, i think so. one shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
It Didn't Happen That Way by Morganperidot reviews
The story begins with Billie's release from prison. She learns that what she heard about John Dillinger while she was in prison may not necessarily be true... Complete
Public Enemies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Billie F., John Dillinger - Complete
Not Even a Box of Mutant Crayons by ChadxSonny14 reviews
When Carly's paranoia is stretched on the Root & Berry retreat, who will help her through it? I'll give you one hint, it's not Gibby. Rated T for future chapters
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Freddie B., Carly S.
A Very Interesting Night by SilverMikazuki reviews
Freddie has to spend the night with Carly when his mom's out of town. They're all alone with nothing to do, but what could happen? Some tickling, some cute moments and some statements that should have been said along time ago. Creddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
The Many MySpace Surveys Of Sweeney Todd by x-nellie-lovett-x reviews
So, basically I pulled together a load of surveys off of MySpace and thought what would they be like if the Sweeney Todd characters filled them out? Please review. x
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
Perspective by anathemawrites reviews
Across the Universe character studies based on prompts and people. Max and Jude are up!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008
Forcing Sweenett: The Epic Plan by Nellie-flipping-Lovett reviews
you all know what I'm talking about when I say... 'The Lucy Issue' well, I am Liz, and I'm here to fix it! Sweenett R&R and I'll get Sweeney to give you a hug!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Reflections of a Beast by Owl-songs reviews
Nothing is what it seems in the Underground. Sarah really should have learned this by now.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sarah, Jareth
It's Not Over by Laihi reviews
Jareth, having found a new love of “mortal music”, hears a song that inspires him to go to Sarah to beg for another chance to win her love, a chance that may cost him the throne and his immortality...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sarah, Jareth
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Almost Lover by a Fox and a Fawn reviews
The tale of Jareth and Sarah's first meeting since her journey, and the lifelong affair they engage in after. Set to the song 'Almost Lover' by A Fine Frenzy.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Voices 15 Dark Tales by RaineyShooter reviews
Mort Rainey's next book is now on bookshelves across the country, enjoy.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009
Borrowed Time by Morganperidot reviews
This is a short story inspired by the relationship between John Dillinger and Billie Frechette in the movie.
Public Enemies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/9/2009 - John Dillinger, Billie F. - Complete
The Tower by ecmada reviews
Real Sweeney Todd. I am not exaggerating. Read story to learn more. Sorry. Suck at summaries.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009
That Time of the Month by RawrasaurusRex reviews
Nellie Lovett's missing some things and she finds them in the most amusing place. Disclaimer: Pft. I don't own 'em, just use 'em.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
7 Days With Todd And Lovett! by Rikku's Confessional reviews
Eleanor decided one day, she is going to drag Sweeney Todd to the beach whether he likes it or not. But when he agrees after arguing she finds it funny that all three things he REFUSES to do, are the very three things she intends to force upon him.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Juno's Kid by wee-me reviews
A story where Betel is only recently gone, Lydia cries, and Juno is no-nonsense and maternal. Basically the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Grisly by oddsends reviews
Let a sleeping dog lie...unless he's your soulmate, of course.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Beauty & the Beast: A Modern Tale of Frankenstein by yuARELoveD reviews
I'm writing this as a senior year English project but I decided to post it. The challenge was to recreate the "Frankenstein" story in modern times. R&R, thanks! Rating changed to T due to minor violence
Frankenstein - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
John Dillinger Smooth Criminal by JDLuvaSQEE reviews
A poem about John Dillinger! READ & REVIEW
Public Enemies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Gatsby's Remaining Life by GlisteningMoonlight reviews
What would happen if Mr. Wilson didn't shoot Gatsby at the end? How could Gatsby continue on with his life? Would Daisy have gone back to Gatsby? Could Gatsby continue living? Short story.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
A Clown for a Valentine by unamuerte reviews
The Joker is a little lonely on Valentine's Day and decides to go on a date....the Joker way. Read and review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Promises Unkept by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Hey Jude, how come you never draw me? Implied one-sided JudexMax. Slash, don't like don't read. ONESHOT! My first Across The Universe fic, please review!
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Flight of the Bumblebee by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
Bumblebee ditches Sam and Mikaela in a crowded parking lot on Christmas Eve. Oh, well, that’s what they get for waiting until the last minute to do their shopping!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Ask Us Interactive Fanfiction by blackbirdxsinging reviews
Ever had a question you wanted to ask the characters from Across The Universe? Nows your chance! Ask us anything, anything at all.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,682 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Not Guilty by TakeMeOrLeaveMe2010 reviews
Max takes Jude's shirt. Some cuteness ensues. Max/Judeish. A small touch of Jude/Lucy. -oneshot- Reading and Reviewing would be lovely!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Canis Allsparkus by vericus reviews
Ironhide's not too pleased about the new Allspark...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Space Pie by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett gives Sweeney Todd a pie she personally baked for him. What she doesn’t know, is that the barber will behave rather uncharacteristically when he eats it.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
I've been there by CSI-missy reviews
Another author, accused of murder, shows up in Tashmore lake. Can Mort Rainey keep himself from falling back into his old ways? or will this new girl get to him? Ratings may rise.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006
Toast by Marzi reviews
The cleaning lady decided to cook Mort a meal and is unable to find the toaster. [OneShot]
Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
His Last Hope by southpark33 reviews
Mort Rainey discovers a daughter he never knew he had and realizes that she may be the way for him to find his way back into the normal world.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
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Lovely Graves reviews
An old "acquaintance" of Graverobber's bursts into his life again, and has an intense interest in Shilo. Rated "T" for now.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Graverobber, Shilo
Remind Me reviews
Nellie makes a wish she wants to take back. She stands to lose the only things she cares about. But who is the sparkly poof in the tight pants? WARNING: This could be bad. Cheesey even. You've been warned.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011
Ginny reviews
He had a Twinkie thing, she had a Red Vines thing. WARNING: Language.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Tallahassee
One Slip reviews
Just when things were starting to settle under Jack's rule, another Oyster falls into Wonderland... Not as Jack oriented as it sounds, I promise. Haha. Reviews are much appreciated! Rated 'M' for strong language.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jack Hearts/Jack Chase, White Knight/Charlie
Wonderland UberDrabbles reviews
I call them Uber drabbles because they're twice the length of a typical drabble. Two per chapter, enjoy. I'm giving it a T rating just to be safe.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
Changing Luck An Alternate Ending reviews
Just something I came up with, turned out longer than I thought it would. I suck at summaries, and I hope I don't suck at everything else! R&R pleaseeee. :
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
My Oyster reviews
Hatter and Alice have been together for a year. He wants to make the night special. Crappy summary, R&R please! Based on Syfy's Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
What're You Afraid Of? reviews
Sweeney and Nellie discuss their fears. Slight Sweenett. Its my first Sweeney story, so be nice please. :
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Catch Your Wave
Jareth is thinking about Sarah. Singing ensues. Enjoy. :
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete