The crackfic of ALL crackfics. A crackfic with more crack than Charlie Sheen. Guest starring Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miss Piggy, ShamwowGuy, RandomGrandma, an Esme clone, and a Carlisle twin. Yeah. Crackalicious. T for language/innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Alice - Complete